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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




UrbicaMortis posted:

See Adequate's post on the last page for why this won't happen. It's within the Sinn Fein constitution to not take their seats and an MP would be expelled from the party if they did it. Short of the government trying to pass internment camps for catholics, SF ain't taking their seats.

I saw that. I was more wondering if this scenario is something the SF bosses daydream about as a What If or still a total non-starter

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Old James
Nov 20, 2003

Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

Beefeater1980 posted:

It's fascinating what happens with politically driven name changes of cities: lots of people in Mumbai still call it Bombay, Ho Chi Min City is still Saigon to half the population, and there are probably as many people in St Petersburg who still call it Leningrad as there were in Leningrad who still called it St Petersburg.

Petrograd :colbert:

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Sydin posted:

This is A Good PostTM

It almost seems like the best option for May would be to accept the hung parliament and try again with another vote? Granted her last campaign was a loving disaster, but forming a coalition with the DUP sounds like a complete dead end. Or is there actually a legitimate threat that Labour could scrape together a minority coalition?

There's absolutely no guarantee that the Tories would fare any better in another election, especially as they still don't have any sort of coherent manifesto, because they left it intentionally blank expecting a landslide win. Labour clearly won the ground war, and that was fought under the assumption they would lose seats -- it was damage control. If they allocate resources with today's results in mind they have a good chance of swinging a fair few more seats only lost by tens or hundreds.

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure
Supposing there were another election, when would that be? Would there be time for more campaigning, or would it just go straight to a vote?

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


I take it from what I am hearing on the issue from all parties that even left-wing groups have given up on "No Brexit At All, Thanks." What is the political calculus behind that?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

smug n stuff posted:

Supposing there were another election, when would that be? Would there be time for more campaigning, or would it just go straight to a vote?
Soon as the Tories get bored of the DUP and reckon it won't look like they're desperate. After summer maybe.

Marenghi
Oct 16, 2008

Don't trust the liberals,
they will betray you

SpaceDrake posted:

Pretty much quote #2. Both the UDA and IRA were murderous eye-for-an-eye fuckheads during the Troubles. The UDA probably had a fair about of under-table support from London, but the IRA had some backers in Dublin and ultimately it all kept resulting in people taking potshots at schoolgirls based on what religion they were theoretically born into.

Whatever you feel about the Irish Question and whether the island should be unified or if Ulster should remain under the Union Jack forever, the number one priority should be making sure there's no cause to restart the violence. Too many innocent people died during the Troubles and there's no value in restarting it.

Percentage wise the UDA and British forces killed more civilians than the IRA. Not to say the IRA didn't kill more civilians as a whole but they targeted military and paramilitary forces. The UDA targeted civilian Catholics.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

dont even fink about it posted:

I take it from what I am hearing on the issue from all parties that even left-wing groups have given up on "No Brexit At All, Thanks." What is the political calculus behind that?
Corbyn 3 line whipped for Brexit rather than trying to reframe the narrative against it.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

dont even fink about it posted:

I take it from what I am hearing on the issue from all parties that even left-wing groups have given up on "No Brexit At All, Thanks." What is the political calculus behind that?

Soft Brexit isn't that awful and if there's no Brexit at all UKIP might get 100+ MPs next election and it happens anyway, but you still have to deal with UKIP. Basically, too many people want it to happen for it not to be political suicide.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


dont even fink about it posted:

I take it from what I am hearing on the issue from all parties that even left-wing groups have given up on "No Brexit At All, Thanks." What is the political calculus behind that?

Brexits "done", it's settled. It's unfortunately what people voted for, and trying to argue against that doesn't really work.

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

dont even fink about it posted:

I take it from what I am hearing on the issue from all parties that even left-wing groups have given up on "No Brexit At All, Thanks." What is the political calculus behind that?

you only live once

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Hi I know the situation in Northern Ireland is complicated but can someone sum it up in terms of Harry Potter? Preferably in less than two sentences. Who is Dobby in this metaphor. Are there an equivalent to hippogriffs.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I can't see the Tories letting May have another general election, whenever it is.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Marenghi posted:

Percentage wise the UDA and British forces killed more civilians than the IRA. Not to say the IRA didn't kill more civilians as a whole but they targeted military and paramilitary forces. The UDA targeted civilian Catholics.
It's also worth pointing out that both unionist and nationalist terror groups were very predatory on their own people and involved serious amounts of organised criminality that was tolerated by the UDA/UVF/IRA etc. so long as people paid up.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

I can't see the Tories letting May have another general election, whenever it is.
I agree.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I saw that. I was more wondering if this scenario is something the SF bosses daydream about as a What If or still a total non-starter

Its a non starter. SF used to refuse to send candidates to the Irish parliament as they refused to acknowledge its legitimacy and the decision to abandon that policy caused a split and a small hard line splinter faction to break off.

Dissident republicans, those who refuse to accept the good Friday agreement that ended the IRAs armed campaign, are an active force that regularly launch attempted attacks and SF has to run active oppo stuff against them to keep their old hard men in line and stop them drifting due to perceived minimal gains from peace

Voting to end abstention would enrage a lot of old hands and committed republicans and cause a non-insubstantial split

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Pissflaps posted:

I can't see the Tories letting May have another general election, whenever it is.

They would be insane to do so. They need to form this government however purely so they can have a chance of replacing her before another one takes place. If they don't gently caress knows what would happen, replacing a leader during an election process I don't think has ever been done.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



dont even fink about it posted:

I take it from what I am hearing on the issue from all parties that even left-wing groups have given up on "No Brexit At All, Thanks." What is the political calculus behind that?

Short version is that the UK has more-or-less accepted that as dumb as Brexit is, it's what the people voted for and that has to be respected. We'd all rather get on with sorting it out and getting the best deal we can manage than trying to refight it, especially given that we're on a timer and can't fanny around being undecided.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Skinty McEdger posted:

They would be insane to do so. They need to form this government however purely so they can have a chance of replacing her before another one takes place. If they don't gently caress knows what would happen, replacing a leader during an election process I don't think has ever been done.

i mean the only other real candidate is fuckin' boris and uhhhhh

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Mister Adequate posted:

Was it the Greysteel Massacre? A goddamn travesty just as much as the Shankill Bombing. Either way, condolences to your mate, and the need to make sure the generation beneath ours never truly comprehends what it was like is why we have to do whatever possible to keep things stable.

Nah, he was a taxi driver. My friend was working in a bar with a taxi rank outside, so knew all the drivers. He was called away and shot in some country lane.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Would it be much more the norm for a leader who hosed up as badly as May to resign and avoid putting their party in the difficult position of preparing to replace them?

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

smug n stuff posted:

Supposing there were another election, when would that be? Would there be time for more campaigning, or would it just go straight to a vote?

There'd be a ~5 week long campaign, and it would probably be clear for a week or two before the actual campaign that the election is happening.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

SFs recent "all in" decision to abandon power sharing (for the time being) and push for big concessions was in part motivated by a stagnating vote and substantial challenges from socialist candidates in their heartland areas feeding on discontent with SFs continued participation with regional power sharing with little advancement for their political aims.

Since they've shifted to a more combatative tone (referendum on unification now! Irish language act now!) nationalist turnout has leaped and they are reaping rewards and crushing the other major moderate nationalist party who did attend Westminster, wiping them out at this election

Abstention is winning them elections so they ain't going to change course now

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Night10194 posted:

Would it be much more the norm for a leader who hosed up as badly as May to resign and avoid putting their party in the difficult position of preparing to replace them?
If Tory HQ wants her gone, she's gone. It's not a difficult position for them.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Night10194 posted:

Would it be much more the norm for a leader who hosed up as badly as May to resign and avoid putting their party in the difficult position of preparing to replace them?

If there weren't brexit negotiations fast approaching May would have resigned today, no doubt about it

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

It's very apt that about half of this is Theresa looking like she's contemplating shooting up right there and then.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Tsaedje posted:

Only needs 7 disaffected Tories to switch or 14 to abstain

A Tory has my constituency so I plan to mail him every day telling him why the DUP are cunts and should be told to gently caress off.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Would it even be possible to stop Brexit at this point if people wanted to? I thought the triggering of article 50 was a point of no return legally.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tsaedje posted:

I think the BBC style guide is to call it "Derry/Londonderry", but then they still call Myanmar Burma, so I dunno
Myanmar has ~associations~ with the military dictatorship for many Burmese too.

Angepain posted:

Hi I know the situation in Northern Ireland is complicated but can someone sum it up in terms of Harry Potter? Preferably in less than two sentences. Who is Dobby in this metaphor. Are there an equivalent to hippogriffs.
Snape kills civilians.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Sydin posted:

Would it even be possible to stop Brexit at this point if people wanted to? I thought the triggering of article 50 was a point of no return legally.
Article 50 as written is non-reversible but is also a complete dog's breakfast and will be changed after if not during negotiations because it doesn't make any sense, I don't think people are going to be strict legalists about it.

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

Sydin posted:

Would it even be possible to stop Brexit at this point if people wanted to? I thought the triggering of article 50 was a point of no return legally.

Yep pretty much. We are standing on top of a cliff and have just shoved the anchor chained to our leg off it.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

I think tangis are hippogriffs?

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



happyhippy posted:

Nah, he was a taxi driver. My friend was working in a bar with a taxi rank outside, so knew all the drivers. He was called away and shot in some country lane.

Feck. Load of bollocks. :( Sorry to hear that.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Sydin posted:

Would it even be possible to stop Brexit at this point if people wanted to? I thought the triggering of article 50 was a point of no return legally.

The guy who wrote article 50 is of the strong opinion it can be untriggered, but there's no political appetite for it.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Sydin posted:

Would it even be possible to stop Brexit at this point if people wanted to? I thought the triggering of article 50 was a point of no return legally.

Realistically if the UK just said, no, we've decided not to actually, the EU isn't going to boot us out. But this is all academic because Brexit is happening short of Lib Dems somehow getting a majority in the next election.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




kustomkarkommando posted:

Its a non starter. SF used to refuse to send candidates to the Irish parliament as they refused to acknowledge its legitimacy and the decision to abandon that policy caused a split and a small hard line splinter faction to break off.

Dissident republicans, those who refuse to accept the good Friday agreement that ended the IRAs armed campaign, are an active force that regularly launch attempted attacks and SF has to run active oppo stuff against them to keep their old hard men in line and stop them drifting due to perceived minimal gains from peace

Voting to end abstention would enrage a lot of old hands and committed republicans and cause a non-insubstantial split

I see. SF coming out of nowhere is still one hell of a thought experiment.

How much longer do The Troubles old guard have left?

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Guavanaut posted:

Myanmar has ~associations~ with the military dictatorship for many Burmese too.

Burma/Burmese is a reference to the majority Bamar ethnicity so can be seen as an exclusionary term beyond the associations with colonialism though. Particularly relevant considering the government's attitudes to other ethnicities there

Sarah Bellum
Oct 21, 2008

Angepain posted:

Thanks for this. Maybe someone put this in the OP as it might come up a lot?

Also highly important follow up question, out of curiosity is there a name I can use for Derry and/or Londonderry that will not piss one side off if I use it or should I just resort to faking a coughing fit so nobody can tell which one I used. This is important.

El Derry (from L'Derry) or Stroke City (Derry/Londonderry). But just go ahead and call it Derry. All the residents of Derry do so, nationalist and unionist. There are Protestant insititutions based there called things like "The Apprentice Boys of Derry" who commemorate the "siege of Derry". Only scary loyalists from other counties and British newsreaders call it Londonderry.

No complaints from me on Mister Adequate's effort post either, and I'm from the other side. It could maybe use a paragraph about why there is no Stormont Executive at the minute and why there won't be, but I can assure you that SF are sitting back and enjoying all of this, in a way that would put you in mind of Littlefinger's "chaos is a ladder" comment. They have collapsed powersharing and have Arlene Foster, the DUP leader and supposed First Minister, seriously flustered.

To correct a misgiving in the past few pages, though: Their announcement regarding the breach of the Good Friday Agreement is not an implicit threat of a return to violence, IRA on the streets, gun battles on the peacelines etc. It's a simple "this is an international binding treaty and you cannot break the terms of it as we absolutely will challenge it" warning. They've been sitting quietly with that one up their sleeve in the event of Brexit, holding the legal threat of "You can't Brexit us too, it's in the treaty that we have to stay in the EU and be subject to the ECHR" and waiting for the right time use it. Since they can utterly gently caress up May's government, they've pulled it out now. SF are very, very savvy political players and have an end game in mind. Gerry Adams won't be running to the queen to say the SF members will take their seats, not just because they won't (and that's entirely down to the oath to the queen, not the legitimacy of the UK government, but they also can't do that because they've been quashing rivals like Gerry Carroll of the far left People Before Profit in west Belfast from becoming a serious challenge by yelling from the rooftops that he's a Brit and a traitor and a unionist because he said he'd take the oath) because he's not even involved in politics in the north right now. He's a sitting TD in the Irish Dáil, where SF have been slowly but very surely increasing their presence and influence over the past 15 years. They are purely political players and very adept at turning chaos to their advantage. Stormont will not reform because it suits their interests to not allow it to reform. Theresa May will not form a government with the DUP because SF will not allow her to form a government with the DUP, by taking her to an international tribunal for breaking the terms of the treaty. They can and will be able to pull the same stunt in two years time if they try to take the north out of the EU. The GFA is their trump card and they will play it as and when it suits them.

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I see. SF coming out of nowhere is still one hell of a thought experiment.

How much longer do The Troubles old guard have left?

Well Martin McGuinness carked it a few weeks ago, so probably not all that long - but the young hotheads are that much younger to carry the grudge for a long time yet.

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Sydin posted:

Would it even be possible to stop Brexit at this point if people wanted to? I thought the triggering of article 50 was a point of no return legally.

Yes. The EU said so.

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