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Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

It's a sex thing right?

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Horse Clocks posted:

So an animal has the choice of a bite of food, and an electric shock and a bite of food. It has demonstrated a knowledge of bot by consuming both, yet repeatedly visits the electric shock bite, is that not consent?

If not, why not?

I'd answer, but I remain unconvinced of your motivations, and take offense at your sentence structure, mr "Horse Clocks", was it?

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Novum posted:

Whaaaaaaat?

Yeah it's a thing, there's a sensor and a robotic arm that puts the machine on the udder when the cow walks over to use it, they've been around for a minute. Some places put it where the cow has to walk past it regularly in order to go places but it's possible to just set it up in the barn where the cow can freely choose to get milked, which they will do because having full udders gets painful apparently

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_milking#Automatic_milking_systems_.28AMS.29

Horse Clocks
Dec 14, 2004


Novum posted:

Whaaaaaaat?

There are dairy systems where the cows pasture is managed and feeding, milking and grazing are all basically the cows decision.

It mostly boils dairy farming down to spreadsheets, mechanical maintenance, pasture maintenance and data-driven vetinaryism.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
e: was funnier in my head

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
...wait, what is it supposed to be?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I think it's some sort of inflatable pool party thing, where you gather all your friends and go out and day drink yourselves stupid on a lake on a long weekend until someone accidentally drowns and you all regret partying in a gigantic female reproductive system which you never speak of it again.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Have a closer look, it clearly even has a few cupholders.

j.peeba
Oct 25, 2010

Almost Human
Nap Ghost

Picnic Princess posted:

until someone accidentally drowns

Well, if you wanna be drowning in pussy...

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
That inflatable womb will be your watery tomb.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Infellatable pool.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
Something something blood of the covenant waters of the womb?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I have never regretted partying in a female reproductive system.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I have never regretted partying in a female reproductive system.

Never swam in a dirty pool eh?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Solice Kirsk posted:

Never swam in a dirty pool eh?

How dirty can he get; he usually just hops in then hops right back out.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

The rare uterine post. Thanks for mixing it up!

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

https://twitter.com/CosyFT/status/872785986652123137

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
Holy god that's the best loving thing I've seen in a year

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
Jesus Christ my brain actually went a step further and went with "Clit Circumcision."

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Tony Phillips posted:

Jesus Christ my brain actually went a step further and went with "Clit Circumcision."

That's not really a " step" but more of a massive leap, and I am now looking at you funny.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Sucking a dick and tearing it off with dirty pliers are basically the same, imo.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Sucking a dick and tearing it off with dirty pliers are basically the same, imo.

Call me

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Sucking a dick and tearing it off with dirty pliers are basically the same, imo.

:cheers:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Let a robot do it.

:nws: :nms:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Its creator says, ‘The model is so realistic, especially in motion, that my wife refuses to enter the room when it is set-up she feels very uncomfortable around it.’



Whatever you say, buddy

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Let me be the first to say gently caress you for posting that.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Man, even the gently caress bots don't seem too happy to be there.

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
I mean, they are realistic in the sense of "existing within this mortal plane we inhabit" and that's enough for me to be terrified.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

Bless the Maker and His water.
Bless the coming and going of Him.
May His passage cleanse the world.
May He keep the world for His people.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Here ya' go.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Baby got bark

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/jonjones/status/873389837776285698

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

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Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

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