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poo poo man, even SC_TheBursar is beginning to express doubt. That guy has been one of the pillars of the white noise positivity community for years now.A man in dire need of his frog pills posted:Hmm. Changes will happen but I have some concern about the number of things that remain 'delay a week, each week' or in this case now 'a week has gone by, delay 2-3 weeks'. It isn't that this is happening but the ratio of things where the schedule is clearly more of a guess then a fairly solid number.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Have you heard of the litter robot? It's like $500, but still a better spaceship than anything CR is offering. nope One of my cats would literally just stand in it, facing inwards, with all 4 feet in the litter, raise it's tail and squirt piss out of it's catbutt directly out of the door. Another would probably be so scared from the motor running between pisses he'd assume it was a monster and wouldn't use it at all.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 07:11 |
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https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/873327678115282944 this is good news and leaves me hopeful that maybe they will get doors to function as well. 6 years is it? or are we back to the whole idea it only just started development?
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 07:32 |
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http://massivelyop.com/2017/06/08/massively-overthinking-mmo-monetization-run-amok/ Star Citizen being held up as one of the prime examples of mmo monetization gone wrong by a site that basically specializes in hyping MMO scams including Star Citizen. Hmmm. http://massivelyop.com/?s=star+citizen
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 07:33 |
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Scruffpuff posted:CIG is like a fake onion - no matter how many layers you peel, there's still nothing underneath. I guess CIG is actually like a real onion - layers upon layers getting peeled off. And in the end, there are only tears.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 07:47 |
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Amazing Zimmo posted:https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/873308771057053704 So now glitches are showing up in the marketing material? https://twitter.com/4zra31/status/873381853054590976 it is in the original and does look out of place
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 07:49 |
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D_Smart posted:So the latest 3.0 schedule is out. Here is a diff between previous and current versions. That is a lot of delays. At least they are being consistent.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 08:29 |
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Sillybones posted:Something Awful is one person. This has become clear to me. I am SomethingAwfulpartacus!
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Mr Fronts posted:So let me the this straight. In "Fantasy Schedule 2017", CIG say this: A couple of years back, I was recruited by a tech company to help finish up a customer's project. This involved rolling out major changes to existing software in that customer's organization. It was supposed to be a month or two from completion at most, so they just needed 2-3 people to replace others who had quit before it was done. After I joined, I learned from other contractors that I worked with that the project was supposed to have finished roughly 6 months earlier and that it might be a while longer. A few weeks after that all progress ground to a halt as some core system functionality had not been implemented before the rollout had begun, so I sat doing nothing for a week while the customer tried to hack something into place server-side without having people with the necessary skills for a proper solution. The estimated time to completion was always pushed back to be 1-2 months out and with no visible progress people either started leaving, scheming to take over team leader positions when said leaders left or just going around being awful to work with. The site was also in a remote location, so the 5 hour daily commute made it seem like I was working 14 hour days. When I left after a few more months, the project was still 1-2 months away from completion according to their estimates.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 09:04 |
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New schedule is out. I wonder if their volumetric fog is in! Oh hey, it's again marked as completed yesterday, just like two weeks ago. D_Smart posted:So the latest 3.0 schedule is out. Here is a diff between previous and current versions. They could just skip SQ42 again for GamesCom exactly like last year because they are that incompetent and have nothing, but I suspect their "ace in the sleeve" and marketing trick is not going to be "look at the 3.0 we just delivered". Because the delays, the cuts and the buggy poor state it's going to be in will not be good promotional material. So they will need another fake demo. I wonder if the broken minds of the backers that still remain attached to this project ever go "hey, this 3.0 alpha was shown playable last August. Why was it split in a million 3.x and 4.x pieces, not delivered by last December, re-planned in April, and still getting pushed back month by month? Do alpha (pre-alpha even -- CIG you are poo poo) builds work like that? (= no they don't)".
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 09:14 |
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Fatkraken posted:nope Dreams. Dreams happen now.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 09:31 |
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Tank Boy Ken posted:I guess CIG is actually like a real onion - layers upon layers getting peeled off. And in the end, there are only tears.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 09:43 |
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Amazing Zimmo posted:Also it may be just me but the footage they are releasing is gradually getting poorer in quality. Noticed that the most. It is like they have lost the actual art talent they had for so long.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 09:51 |
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Have you played the best space game of all time yet? Star Citizen is mind-blowing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRnd4Ny5fT0
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 11:06 |
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UPSIDE DOWN HORNET F7C IN VFG INDUSTRIAL HANGAR STEPS TO REPRODUCE 1 Load VFG hangar ACTUAL RESULT Your ship spawns upside down in Hangar EXPECTED RESULT Right-side up ship...
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 11:08 |
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Sillybones posted:Noticed that the most. It is like they have lost the actual art talent they had for so long. No, it's just that the impossibly high standards that Chris wants are impossible to implement into an actual game.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 11:08 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWK_SAVtGy8&t=60s
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 11:15 |
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UV-mapping is hard. Also, since you are all boring right now, I'm going to archer this post from over at FDev — he's making a really annoying point (to the backers, there is). MTBFritz posted:
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 11:17 |
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Foundry 42 Ltd met their deadline and filed their accounts for the year ended 31 December 2016. There's a lot in there but here's some highlights. It seems HMRC are actually paying over those tax credits now. Up to £3.6m for 2016 and around £8m total in the three years to 31 December 2016. Shame. I'd say it's now correct to add £8m to their funding figure of ~$150m. I doubt HMRC get any ships though. They disclosed the lease is ~£250k per year. ~5 years left to run. Average employees were 221 with £10m total wages in 2016 (132 @ £6m in 2015). Erin's remuneration in F42 rose from £193k to £236k including benefits. Total costs were up to ~£17.5m for the year (~£14.5m in 2015). This one is a long one and a bit technical I'm afraid, but it is the most amusing and explains why they have now decided that they got their own turnover wrong by the small amount of £2.4m in 2015. As suspected in my various July blogs they are just moving money around the companies as they need it. Basically they are then retrospectively making up their own turnover figure by basing it on how much actual money was transferred. But they decided to change how they make up this figure which means they have to go back and adjust how they made up the figure in 2015 (because of consistency) and then disclose it: Full accounts are at https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/08703814/filing-history
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 13:33 |
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shrach posted:Average employees were 221 with £10m total wages in 2016 (132 @ £6m in 2015). So wages and salaries average is down by £400 over a period where following inflation would make for an increase of £270. I wonder how many fresh-out-of-college suckers they hooked up…
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The Titanic posted:But I never understood toilet man. I mean, why? Is there really a guy(s?) out there dying to sit on the space toilet? What do they think is going to happen? A push minigame or something? Facebook Aunt posted:I'd like to see a cat try to piss out of that thing.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 14:26 |
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It says a lot about the development of the game that after 4 years they were finally forced to release a schedule, which you can speculate on things like falling revenue, customer complaints And it's obvious they weren't in the position to release it because pushing it back another week every week is a terrible look and drag on sales, which is why I think outside factors forced their hand I don't really see a reason why the most delayed game next to duke nukem forever would double down and go "Okay, you want to see delays? Lets kick this poo poo into hyperdrive and delay every week now" The best part is they are now committed to having it, while being clueless enough to think it would be on schedule in the first place, so it just serves as a weekly reminder of how stupid backers are. Space Crabs fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Jun 10, 2017 |
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No Mods No Masters posted:fidelity 🤔 I know I dig on Star Citizen and spend way too much time here coming up with sick burns and wicked takedowns But in all seriousness this looks like Final Fantasy 10. This is not a joke. This might be an indication of the poo poo they are trying to push out and call 3.0 since it's not a flashy cryeditor.map demo and instead looks like Metal Gear Solid 2. Space Crabs fucked around with this message at 14:38 on Jun 10, 2017 |
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Space Crabs posted:I know I dig on Star Citizen and spend way too much time here coming up with sick burns and wicked takedowns https://twitter.com/commando_tom/status/873538540419895301
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 14:53 |
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shrach posted:Foundry 42 Ltd met their deadline and filed their accounts for the year ended 31 December 2016. There's a lot in there but here's some highlights. Also to that backer somewhere out there that put the expenditures at 1.5 - 2m dollars a month for the entirety of Star Citizen, claiming they had years and years and years left This one studio ran at 1,630,000 per month in 2016. And 1,350,000 per month in 2015. 35,800,000 for two years of one studio. That's 24% of backer funds, which doesn't take into account those tax credits or any loans they got behind the scenes. But add in the years of motion capture at the imaginarium (and the fact that they were using the imaginarium at year 4 of development but are now shooting in peoples offices possibly showing money issues) and the other 3 studios? I'm pretty optimistic about my May - October collapse toxx but if they make it to gamescom or citcon they'll probably slide into 2018
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Rugganovich posted:I can meet you half way The thing on the floor next to the katana reminds me a lot of those lovely kids' "SPY BINOCULARS" or whatever that you could buy from museum gift stores. I refuse to dig any farther than that, though. Gradis posted:my older catte has started pissing out the box. it sits in the tray but aims out and ends up pissing all over the place. what magic box is this? They make one that's like igloo shaped and your cat has to walk around the corner all the way into the litterbox to get to the actual sand, but tbh I have no idea if it would solve the problem or if you'd just have a a pee waterfall in the front of your litterbox lol
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 14:58 |
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My Star Citizen mug arrived
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 15:05 |
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shrach posted:Foundry 42 Ltd met their deadline and filed their accounts for the year ended 31 December 2016. There's a lot in there but here's some highlights. Actual payable tax credit is only available if the company surrenders a loss (or enhanced loss) as a result in the year. But I see a profit before taxation of 1.29£M in page 7. Something must be eluding me.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 15:13 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 15:15 |
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"Go shave yourself loser" Is this a Sandi alt?
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 15:29 |
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All I can think of is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Ch6N8QT00
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 15:32 |
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shrach posted:Foundry 42 Ltd met their deadline and filed their accounts for the year ended 31 December 2016. There's a lot in there but here's some highlights. Wow. So, without ever shipping a game, Erin keeps increasing his pay.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 15:39 |
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peter gabriel posted:My Star Citizen mug arrived I want this.
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 15:47 |
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Dootman posted:I want this. Reach out and grab it
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 15:53 |
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While this is all true and of course the people in /ds have completely missed the point, Derek's robots.txt is doing all the blocking work that /rds would like http://dereksmart.com/robots.txt It seems he is blocking archive.org but also everything else Sort your robots.txt out Derek
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 16:05 |
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peter gabriel posted:My Star Citizen mug arrived Looks good, Commando. Only problem is that you're going to run out of room for the yearly stickers before they even get out of "pre-alpha"
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