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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

How many elections does Crosby have to lose before people stop going to him for advice?

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ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
I think one more big cockup should just about do it

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
This looks like damage limitation, throw the evil viziers under the bus and reassure everyone that the PM is a Good Person who Means Well but was led astray by her devious advisers

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Theresa May really, really hates Whatsapp doesn't she? You have to assume she's seen a bunch of stuff as Home Secretary that proves that yes terrorists are using it to organise attacks, but is she just clueless on the technology?

All Home Secretaries are fascists because preventing attacks is a huge win for them whilst protecting civil liberties doesn't really get them anything, so the incentive to be authoritarian is too high. So the idea that these companies are encrypting their messages must really get her goat. But it's just a messaging service, I don't know if she thinks it's something more than that, the way Snapchat or Twitter were new forms of communication that didn't really exist before. You just send texts and it's a bit easier to make group chats, that's it.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

ronya posted:

historians of the future are going to be really sad that so much decisive stuff is locked up in a msgstore.db.crypt12 file somewhere

Whatsapp quietly added the option to log conversations to Google a while back, and I'm certain that every single one of these people are doing exactly this to cover their own arses, and it'll get released well before the 30-year rule lets official channels see the light of day.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

NRVNQSR posted:

They're in the future, they're not going to have any difficulty breaking 2010s encryption.
Actually it's perfectly feasible to encrypt something such that no physically plausible computer could ever decrypt it (barring some fundamental advance in pure mathematics that lets you use an entirely different algorithm) because each extra bit of key length doubles the search space for the attacker at basically no extra computational cost for the defender [/sperg]

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
that is, no exaggeration, one of the reasons to delegate tasks to SPADs rather than the permanent secretaries: they are disposable if there is political backlash, regardless if they are actually responsible for said backlash

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

She probably hates the idea that nobody can read it, the idea of something being literally beyond the power of anyone to control is probably difficult for someone who isn't familiar with encryption to comprehend. Uninterceptable messaging is, like, the holy grail of espionage and now everyone can download it and use it.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Never mind Crosby, remember that Obama's 2012 campaign manager Jim Messina was helping manage the Tory campaign. Twitter has been very pleased with the outcome.

Edit: holy poo poo he was in Italy advising Renzi in the 2016 referendum. Renzi lost it and had to resign and Messina got 400,000 euros for his troubles. How do I get in on this? I'd love to lose elections for terrible politicians for loads of money.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

ronya posted:

that is, no exaggeration, one of the reasons to delegate tasks to SPADs rather than the permanent secretaries: they are disposable if there is political backlash, regardless if they are actually responsible for said backlash

Sure, for them, but for the public we'd like the people who gently caress poo poo up to get the blame, not some no name SPAD.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

OwlFancier posted:

She probably hates the idea that nobody can read it, the idea of something being literally beyond the power of anyone to control is probably difficult for someone who isn't familiar with encryption to comprehend. Uninterceptable messaging is, like, the holy grail of espionage and now everyone can download it and use it.
I suppose that is where the perspective difference comes from actually, you may be right. To me, the idea of uninterceptible messaging is completely standard, there is no assumption that there should be some technical method of message surveillance. But for someone of her, and most senior staff at the home office's age, they have lived through a time of cat and mouse de-encryption and counterespionage measures. I find it funny that they're obsessed with having a foolproof way of breaking into internet-based messages because it seems so obvious that that ship has sailed, universal surveillance is off the table and you'll never win.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
You can read it perfectly well with a keylogger, though.

edit: "it" being encrypted WhatsApp messages

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
If you want anarchosyndicalist flags there are about 10,000,000 on google images.
Like this one, for example:

:haw:

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

communism bitch posted:

If you want anarchosyndicalist flags there are about 10,000,000 on google images.
Like this one, for example:

:haw:
Lol that it's a watermarked anarchist flag and all that, but they realise it's just a rectangle that's half red and half black? Those counterfeiters will really have their work cut out for them.

haakman
May 5, 2011

Zephro posted:

Actually it's perfectly feasible to encrypt something such that no physically plausible computer could ever decrypt it (barring some fundamental advance in pure mathematics that lets you use an entirely different algorithm) because each extra bit of key length doubles the search space for the attacker at basically no extra computational cost for the defender [/sperg]

You didn't open the tag. A shameful excuse of a sperg.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

black power motherfuckers

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Zephro posted:

Actually it's perfectly feasible to encrypt something such that no physically plausible computer could ever decrypt it (barring some fundamental advance in pure mathematics that lets you use an entirely different algorithm) because each extra bit of key length doubles the search space for the attacker at basically no extra computational cost for the defender [/sperg]

Yeah, but you can't rule out flaws in the algorithms themselves. Anything other than a true one-time-pad has a nonzero risk of having a flaw that either cuts the key search space right down or just gives you a straight-up shortcut to plaintext.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Zoran posted:

afaik the research suggests that's not really a thing, and most people's political preferences become set basically for life in their first few elections

Checks out. I've been a socialist since I was about 14 :corsair:

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Zoran posted:

afaik the research suggests that's not really a thing, and most people's political preferences become set basically for life in their first few elections

the iraq war made a generation of us then

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Hoops posted:

Theresa May really, really hates Whatsapp doesn't she? You have to assume she's seen a bunch of stuff as Home Secretary that proves that yes terrorists are using it to organise attacks, but is she just clueless on the technology?

All Home Secretaries are fascists because preventing attacks is a huge win for them whilst protecting civil liberties doesn't really get them anything, so the incentive to be authoritarian is too high. So the idea that these companies are encrypting their messages must really get her goat. But it's just a messaging service, I don't know if she thinks it's something more than that, the way Snapchat or Twitter were new forms of communication that didn't really exist before. You just send texts and it's a bit easier to make group chats, that's it.

I read something pointing out that while MPs are generally clueless about technology, they understand people plotting on Whatsapp since they spend all their time plotting on Whatsapp.

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009
What's the consensus on which was the greater act of a leader's hubris, decision to call EU referendum or GE2017?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Halisnacks posted:

What's the consensus on which was the greater act of a leader's hubris, decision to call EU referendum or GE2017?

It's still the referendum, because Brexit is going to gently caress the country for a generation just because Cameron wanted to shut up a few dozen back benchers.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

I was a massive dickhead at 18 and it took a good couple of years in the army to turn me into a socialist.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

This but replace the cat with a jar of jam

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

Zephro posted:

Actually it's perfectly feasible to encrypt something such that no physically plausible computer could ever decrypt it (barring some fundamental advance in pure mathematics that lets you use an entirely different algorithm) because each extra bit of key length doubles the search space for the attacker at basically no extra computational cost for the defender [/sperg]

That was thought to be the case for a long time and it's the premise on which pretty much all current cryptography is based. Unfortunately a loophole was found back in 1994: building computers based on quantum processes rather than classical processes means that the attacker can double their search space without doubling their computational costs. We can't build computers like this at significant sizes yet, but it's only a matter of time.

There are successor encryption technologies that can make even better claims of security but as far as I know we've only invented ones that can encrypt real time communication, nothing that can securely encrypt stored data.

edit: Some additional research suggests that I'm behind the times on that last part; seems like some technologies have started to appear in the last couple of years that are speculated to be secure against quantum algorithms. We'll see how it goes.

NRVNQSR fucked around with this message at 10:57 on Jun 10, 2017

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I can't wait until computational advances mean the only secure way to transmit information is by courier again. The cyberpunk future is real.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

UrbicaMortis posted:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/social-barometer-final-week?utm_term=.hbzAz0k2A#.ia2p6jLkp

It looks like social media was a massive boon to labour but not really through targeted ads, more that while the right-wing dominates the paper press, the left-wing press dominates social media.

It's not even the 'left-wing press'. It's us. Common or garden Internet communists.

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

Well, I won't try and read the last 200 pages, but congratulations everyone. :) Shame we didn't quite get the exit poll outcome and she can still form a government (with actual terrorist associates, lol) but I'll take it.

Hope...isn't always a lie?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

quote:

It is worth remembering why it would have been difficult for Theresa May and her team to hold face-to-face negotiations with the Democratic Unionists this weekend - they would have run out of road in terms of time very quickly.

DUP politicians don’t do discussions on Sundays because given the party’s Evangelical Christian roots, most of them are at their church halls and parishes on the sabbath.

Although times are changing in Northern Ireland DUP-controlled councils used to lock up playgrounds and close some council facilities as part of their Never-on-a-Sunday Sabbatarianism.
lmfao

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Yeah, but you can't rule out flaws in the algorithms themselves. Anything other than a true one-time-pad has a nonzero risk of having a flaw that either cuts the key search space right down or just gives you a straight-up shortcut to plaintext.

One of my favourite posts in the old bitcoin threads was a reply someone made to a guy doing the whole "Trillions and trillions of years" bullshit: "The algorithm's called SHA2 for a reason"

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Sorry guys, no democracy on sundays.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Perhaps the government would be mollified if you changed your whatsapp message tone to a few bars of Lincolnshire Poacher.

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

Sounds like DUP needs to modernize their theocracy with prayer breakfasts. Maybe an orb of power for afterwards.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Sounds like the DUP need to gently caress off and murder themselves

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Hoops posted:

Sounds like the DUP need to gently caress off and murder themselves

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.

communism bitch posted:

Sorry guys, no democracy on sundays.
So if the opposition just need to arrange their vote of no confidence on a Sunday and May is screwed...

Robot Mil
Apr 13, 2011

The 'if Corbyn is so great why didn't he win outright' idiots are starting to crawl out of the woodwork (on the Guardian, obvs)

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/10/chris-leslie-labour-should-have-won-against-theresa-may-open-goal

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC
Can we just start the no-confidence votes already? Everything I've heard even most of the Tories don't want to go ahead with this. The next few months are gonna be a farce.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Robot Mil posted:

The 'if Corbyn is so great why didn't he win outright' idiots are starting to crawl out of the woodwork (on the Guardian, obvs)

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/10/chris-leslie-labour-should-have-won-against-theresa-may-open-goal
More seats would have been nice but let's face it we went into this expecting a big Tory majority after the party and leader got "stuck" at a pretty low point in the polls. Well done Corbyn and thanks Tess.

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UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

feedmegin posted:

It's not even the 'left-wing press'. It's us. Common or garden Internet communists.

Not exactly. There's been a rise in explicitly left wing online news sources like the Canary and One Angry Voice that gets millions of shares across social media. They are as explicitly partisan as the Mail and the Sun and frankly skew the facts almost as much. I'm a bit dubious about them but since the insanely partisan right wing papers aren't going anywhere, I think it's better for the left to have something similar rather than just get screwed like it has in the past.

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