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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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haakman
May 5, 2011

nothing to seehere posted:

IIRC, each party got 80% of their 2015 vote, and both Labour and Tories had 10% of their 2015 vote defect to the other side.

So assuming voters have become polarised and hyper-partisan, the only changeable factor is demographics. Therefore Labour just need to hang in there whilst Father Time does his thing.

gently caress the old. Ban them from voting after a certain, medically agreed, time period based on when mental acuity and cognition deteriorates.

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


Ruth Davidson picking up her Scottish Tory ball and going home over this would make a loving hilarious GE even funnier.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
May can't afford to punish Tories who defy a confidence vote. What's she gonna do, kick them out?

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

TheRat posted:

Idk dude, anecdotally a lot of the pundits travelling around were talking about older people going con->lab due to social care issues.

possibly but that had to be more than offset by people going the opposite direction because they want a red, white and blue Brexit.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

ronya posted:

May can't afford to punish Tories who defy a confidence vote. What's she gonna do, kick them out?

May's beyond hosed. She's got no reasonable way out of this.

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life

Somebody was asking earlier how many LGBT tories there are. According to this article it's 19.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

TheRat posted:

Idk dude, anecdotally a lot of the pundits travelling around were talking about older people going con->lab due to social care issues.

It's actually in the Tory's interests to push this narrative, because the alternative is acknowledging that even with the olds it was so close and then they would have to do out reach to other groups.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY
have any of the senior cabinet members come out in support of may yet

i see lots of quotes from backbench nobodies, but nothing from bozza/hammond/davis/etc

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

coffeetable posted:

have any of the senior cabinet members come out in support of may yet

i see lots of quotes from backbench nobodies, but nothing from bozza/hammond/davis/etc

Sky News were reporting that Hammond was absolutely furious with May and that he had demanded 1) She apologise to the MPs who lost their seat on live television, and 2) She sack her two advisers.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

coffeetable posted:

have any of the senior cabinet members come out in support of may yet

i see lots of quotes from backbench nobodies, but nothing from bozza/hammond/davis/etc

Borris Johnson declined to give his support when asked directly on TV.

Hammond and his supporters are openly briefing against May in the Tory Press.

Davis has said gently caress all.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Number 10 source has confirmed that talks will include possibility of formal coalition, so whoever that MP is asking if they have any idea how toxic it is has their answer.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Skinty McEdger posted:

Borris Johnson declined to give his support when asked directly on TV.

Hammond and his supporters are openly briefing against May in the Tory Press.

Davis has said gently caress all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nx2Ut7K8Is

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Skinty McEdger posted:

Davis has said gently caress all.

What's new

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Skinty McEdger posted:

Borris Johnson declined to give his support when asked directly on TV.

Hammond and his supporters are openly briefing against May in the Tory Press.

Davis has said gently caress all.

A rumour I heard on Sky was that it was Davis who convinced May to call the election. If true, he's probably laying as low as possible.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Baron Corbyn posted:

Number 10 source has confirmed that talks will include possibility of formal coalition, so whoever that MP is asking if they have any idea how toxic it is has their answer.
When you thought she couldn't jeff it any more lol

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Joda posted:

Yeah, let's exclude the UK from participating in international software development. That'll secure the economy for decades!

Well, it would take out some major competitors to my own countries IT-sector, so it is indeed good for the economy.

Just not the British one. :v:




(But seriously, my own mother, who at one point confused my mouse with a microphone, could come up with a better IT-plan.)

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

I would love it if several Tory MPs cross the floor and become independent or whatever.

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

Skinty McEdger posted:

It's actually in the Tory's interests to push this narrative, because the alternative is acknowledging that even with the olds it was so close and then they would have to do out reach to other groups.

Yeah the tories desperately need to keep pushing the line that they only did badly because of their social care missteps and poor campaign.

I would really like to see a breakdown of what proportion of the vote for each party comes from each age bracket, it's good to know how each age range voted but it would be better to know just how many votes actually came from that 65+ Tory goldmine compared to the younger pro-Labour demographics.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


TheRat posted:

Sky News were reporting that Hammond was absolutely furious with May and that he had demanded 1) She apologise to the MPs who lost their seat on live television, and 2) She sack her two advisers.

In fairness, if she'd done better Hammond was expected to be the first name gone in a reshuffle. I've no idea what the problem is there but there clearly is one, you don't sack the Chancellor on a whim

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

this is amazing

If you think that's good, go on left Twitter & see people mocking one guy who suggested "this was actually a genius PR move". It's loving wonderful and very funny.

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Jun 10, 2017

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Baron Corbyn posted:

Number 10 source has confirmed that talks will include possibility of formal coalition, so whoever that MP is asking if they have any idea how toxic it is has their answer.
Pictured: Theresa May

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

I still think formal coalition remains very unlikely as no one benefits that much from it

Will wait and see but I'm sceptical

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/LordBuckethead/status/873492102830841856

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Flashback

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

forkboy84 posted:

In fairness, if she'd done better Hammond was expected to be the first name gone in a reshuffle. I've no idea what the problem is there but there clearly is one, you don't sack the Chancellor on a whim

The Mail's reasoning is that Hammond and the advisor that's gone had a huge falling out, and that the advisor had been in her ear that Hammond wanted her job.

H2Omelon
Aug 31, 2009
Remember when during Cameron's resignation the overall feeling was that it would be looked back on as the largest political own goal in British history? Surely this has got to be even worse. The sheer arrogance and incompetence that lead to this Tory self-destruction is mind boggling.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
there was some talk back then that Cameron might have survived if he had not resigned, and thus maintained the influence of his 2020 faction

May may be having that in mind

TACD
Oct 27, 2000


https://twitter.com/badinfinitum/status/873290451222188034

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

I would never normally endorse reading the right wing rags, but at the moment it's the best source for seeing who is briefing against who.

From the mail's big "what went wrong with the campaign" piece.

quote:

Bearded Timothy — also nicknamed Rasputin — has particularly annoyed senior ministers, such as Hammond, who have complained about his behaviour. They have been appalled by his bullying and the way he often swears at ministers.

After Hammond described Timothy as ‘economically illiterate’, the latter reacted by urging May to move or sack Hammond in the next Cabinet reshuffle.

A senior minister, has said: ‘There is huge resentment at the collapse of Cabinet government. Politicians have been relegated to the sidelines by un-elected unaccountable advisers.’

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
cabinet government has been dead ever since tony benn, it's a bit late to complain now

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

Does that mean a long-term coalition could be toxic for the DUP as well?

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
lol at all the tory LGBTQ people who thought that party gives two flying fucks about them and wont send them back into the closet at the first opportunity to do so lolol

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012
Hello, American here hoping that Europe doesn't start electing authoritarian right wingers like in the states. What's a summary of the recent election? How hosed is the government?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Including all the LBGTQ Tory MP's and any others that might be in Scottish Labour and the Lib Dems. How many votes does she need to pass the queen's speech again?

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

ronya posted:

there was some talk back then that Cameron might have survived if he had not resigned, and thus maintained the influence of his 2020 faction

May may be having that in mind

Cameron had a working majority and didn't need the loving DUP lmao. He also had charisma, in his own right-wing evil way.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Skinty McEdger posted:

The Mail's reasoning is that Hammond and the advisor that's gone had a huge falling out, and that the advisor had been in her ear that Hammond wanted her job.

he might get it now lol

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Does anyone who's particularly au fait with the Labour peers know if they've decided to stop their spiteful anti-Corbyn protest? The Tories, DUP, and UKIP between them are a good sixty to seventy peers short of Labour+Lib Dems+the rest, which could gum the work of the Commons up for a good year or two. :getin:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/wariotifo/status/873276711084990465

If you don't recognise them, that's former Corbyn advisor Matt Zarb-Cousin photobombing absolute failure of a Blairite John McTernan.

unwantedplatypus posted:

Hello, American here hoping that Europe doesn't start electing authoritarian right wingers like in the states. What's a summary of the recent election? How hosed is the government?

Jeremy Corbyn is the absolute boy. What more do you need to know?

Joda
Apr 24, 2010

When I'm off, I just like to really let go and have fun, y'know?

Fun Shoe

learnincurve posted:

Including all the LBGTQ Tory MP's and any others that might be in Scottish Labour and the Lib Dems. How many votes does she need to pass the queen's speech again?

I may be misunderstanding you, but why would Scottish Labour vote for May's queen's speech? Also, aren't the Lib Dems pretty certain to not give her their support?

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Joda posted:

I may be misunderstanding you, but why would Scottish Labour vote for May's queen's speech? Also, aren't the Lib Dems pretty certain to not give her their support?

Dugdale apparently intimated that in the Borders and the Highlands that people should vote Tory to turf the SNP MPs out.

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TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

unwantedplatypus posted:

Hello, American here hoping that Europe doesn't start electing authoritarian right wingers like in the states. What's a summary of the recent election? How hosed is the government?

Government is ultrafucked. The left is back. America is first against the wall.

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