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7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Tom Brady = has a massive hammer

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7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Mcmagic ehud, ohhhh my poor sweet angels

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Hardware. 5th ring on the middle finger. Power move. Just unzipping, letting the hammer thud on the foreheads of phonies and nonbelievers

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

SO MUCH ICE ON THE FIST KEEP THE CRISTAL COLD

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFpbg6CA8fQ

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpiugs0mKf8

MrSargent
Dec 23, 2003

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.
5 Ring Shrimp is the Pats fan we deserve.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Maybe one day...maybe one day...

:smithicide:

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

God shines down on all his children

Even that rat mcmagic !!!

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Great time with friends tonight!!

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

I would die for Tom Brady!!!

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Tom Brady = has a massive hammer

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

weird Asian candy posted:

Maybe one day...maybe one day...

:smithicide:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

It's time bitches. Close your eyes Atlanta.



Shh... don't tell me the password.

Is it 283?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

lol they show Kraft's ring first gently caress him

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Intruder posted:

lol they show Kraft's ring first gently caress him

But Kraft only has 4 rings to wear???

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



iospace posted:

Shh... don't tell me the password.

Is it 283?

I'm telling you the password

It was 931

Because

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Okay, so his named used to be eating skrimps from that dumb meme, then it was 4 ring shrimp, then 5 ring. Following that so far. Where the hell did that avatar come from?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Earl I think?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


I guess this needs updating

http://i.imgur.com/uUFjXWS.gifv

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
Someone remove the rest of Tom Brady's digits please and thank you.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
How can anyone expect to defeat Tom Brady when they are but men, and he is forever?

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Okay, so his named used to be eating skrimps from that dumb meme, then it was 4 ring shrimp, then 5 ring. Following that so far. Where the hell did that avatar come from?

It's from a Peewee Longway album cover, but the cover has a blue m&m.

e:

Intruder posted:

Maybe on the offensive side of the ball

Robert Quinn and Aaron Donald both are playing for them in LA.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Guys I think oher is done

https://twitter.com/jourdanrodrigue/status/873316081611530244

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Great time with friends tonight!!



you were there?!

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Brady has an Infinity Gauntlet, you done hosed up now.

E: exactly 283 diamonds in that ring.

sean10mm fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Jun 10, 2017

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Goddamn that's a lotta rings shrimp

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I'm going to develop an app that pings people at the precise moment of kickoff of the season opener so they can avoid whatever insufferable little clambake Gillette Stadium is planning on broadcasting beforehand.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
Do you think Brady will retire after 10? Or just keep going?

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

nerve posted:

Do you think Brady will retire after 10? Or just keep going?
The mans got toes

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

fsif posted:

I'm going to develop an app that pings people at the precise moment of kickoff of the season opener so they can avoid whatever insufferable little clambake Gillette Stadium is planning on broadcasting beforehand.

Please and thank you

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Is everyone forgetting how hilarious and how much of a double finger to the league the opening pregame was the last time the Pats won

poo poo owned and I hate them

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

God shines down on all his children

Even that rat mcmagic !!!

What am I supposed to tell my future kids about how the universe rewards you for being a good person and doing the right thing?

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Spoeank posted:

Is everyone forgetting how hilarious and how much of a double finger to the league the opening pregame was the last time the Pats won

poo poo owned and I hate them

All we do is win win win no matter what.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

mcmagic posted:

What am I supposed to tell my future kids about how the universe rewards you for being a good person and doing the right thing?

I will raise them right

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

what

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Bennett Bros posting

Michael Bennett's hanging with the socialists:



while Martellus is showing off his ring with Tom:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVK2EumhQEj/

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







wonder who gets the other copy of zinn

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