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Wasabi the J posted:Techmoan rebuilds Earth's technology with LGR. Then BenHeck makes everything portable with regretable acting.
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Where does Colin Furze fit into this?
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Jun 10, 2017 12:54
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Colin decapitates himself when his tie gets stuck in a high speed crankshaft.
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Jun 10, 2017 13:27
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Wasabi the J posted:Techmoan rebuilds Earth's technology with LGR. Soundtrack by 8-Bit Guy (8-Bit Keys). Fuckface the Hedgehog posted:Colin decapitates himself when his tie gets stuck in a high speed crankshaft. I'm OK with this. 
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Jun 10, 2017 13:33
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skookum as frig
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Wasabi the J posted:Techmoan rebuilds Earth's technology with LGR. Woodgrain and VU meters on everything (including angle grinders)? I think I could live with that.
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Jun 10, 2017 20:30
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Driving is dangerous yo http://i.imgur.com/XNNQeLk.mp4
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Jun 10, 2017 20:50
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LifeSunDeath posted:Driving is dangerous yo  holy poo poo
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Jun 10, 2017 21:08
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`Nemesis posted:skookum as frig Needs more electrical tape, to keep the angry pixies at bay.
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Jun 10, 2017 21:16
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Disagree. Too much tape would ruin the "give-no-fucks" aesthetic. Besides, it's safety orange, what could possibly go wrong?
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Jun 10, 2017 21:23
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LifeSunDeath posted:Driving is dangerous yo Un-skookum as frig 
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Jun 10, 2017 21:41
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LifeSunDeath posted:Driving is dangerous yo  beamrider posted:Needs more electrical tape, to keep the angry pixies at bay.
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Jun 10, 2017 23:29
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Grant Thompson cameos as a nameless redshirt who bites it in the first act.
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Jun 11, 2017 00:16
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Timg'd for blood.
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Jun 11, 2017 10:42
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Jun 11, 2017 10:46
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Who doesn't just use a spoon to scoop the avocado out? 
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Enfys posted:Who doesn't just use a spoon to scoop the avocado out?
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Jun 11, 2017 12:18
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Say Nothing posted:Timg'd for blood. Synthbuttrange posted:hahahahah The "deep fryer burns" guy, I get that, but this....
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Jun 11, 2017 12:43
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"Well there I was, minding my own business, when this avocado comes at me with a knife..."
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Jun 11, 2017 13:07
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Are avocado seeds so easy to cut that someone could accidentally stab all the way through it? Or was this particular knife just so amazingly sharp that it turned into a vorpal blade? The only other scenario I can think of is that the 'chef' stabbed the knife into the avocado pip a few eighths of an inch and for some reason tried to drive it in further by turning it all upside down and hammering the handle of the knife against the bench.
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Jun 11, 2017 13:08
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Are avocado seeds so easy to cut that someone could accidentally stab all the way through it? Or was this particular knife just so amazingly sharp that it turned into a vorpal blade? The only other scenario I can think of is that the 'chef' stabbed the knife into the avocado pip a few eighths of an inch and for some reason tried to drive it in further by turning it all upside down and hammering the handle of the knife against the bench. It looks like they missed the seed itself, and just stabbed hard through the (very soft) flesh of the avocado (and then the very soft flesh of their hand). Perhaps they were trying to stab and cut around it like you would to get an eye out of a potato? Definitely not the right technique for an avocado.
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Jun 11, 2017 13:12
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LifeSunDeath posted:Driving is dangerous yo Gonna go out on a limb and assume that was a fatality.
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Jabor posted:It looks like they missed the seed itself, and just stabbed hard through the (very soft) flesh of the avocado (and then the very soft flesh of their hand). I'm picturing captain dipshit here trying to use the knife as a lever to pop the seed out from underneath, and somehow slipping and driving the knife through his or her hand.
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Jun 11, 2017 14:10
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Say Nothing posted:Timg'd for blood. It seems that this kind of injury is becoming so frequent that ER personnel are referring to it as "avocado hand".
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Jun 11, 2017 14:24
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Just want to drop in and say once I couldn't find a chef's knife and I was in a hurry and tried to use a paring knife to core an avocado and the exact same thing happened to me, only with a paring knife so it was barely anything to worry about. But yes, you can actually stab straight through the pit and they're not as hard as you may believe.
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Jun 11, 2017 14:32
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I always whack mine with a chef's knife and twist, but no matter what I'm doing in the kitchen 100% of my focus goes towards what I'm doing since I'm cutting towards myself, technically.
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Jun 11, 2017 14:41
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:I always whack mine with a chef's knife and twist, but no matter what I'm doing in the kitchen 100% of my focus goes towards what I'm doing since I'm cutting towards myself, technically. That is how you should pit an avocado, yeah. Realistically you don't need to whack the pit that hard to get the knife to stick in, certainly not hard enough that you would hurt yourself if you missed. It's about as safe as you can cut toward yourself. But you should still pay attention.
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Jun 11, 2017 14:44
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RyokoTK posted:That is how you should pit an avocado, yeah. What the actual gently caress, people. If you have to hold the avocado, hold it in a folded over dishtowel. I've never had a problem with just setting the thing down on the table and whacking it, even when I used an undersized knife. Also you use the long edge of the knife, not the gotblessit point, drat. The pit is slick and round, you will get unlucky and the knife will one day deflect and cut whatever is behind the pit. If you must cut towards yourself - which you don't actually need to do - make sure there's something thicker than avocado between you and the knife.
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Jun 11, 2017 15:16
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Having a decent sharp knife instead of a lovely steak knife you got in a set of four for $5 from walmart probably helps.
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Jun 11, 2017 15:24
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I've opened plenty of avocados with lovely Walmart steak knives. These people are retarded as hell.
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Jun 11, 2017 15:42
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dobbymoodge posted:The pit is slick and round, you will get unlucky and the knife will one day deflect and cut whatever is behind the pit. You're not tenderizing meat here, there's no need to put any real force into the chopping motion. You're just swinging the knife through air, and stopping before it reaches your hand. Most people are capable of doing that without injuring themselves even when there isn't an avocado in between.
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Jun 11, 2017 15:44
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Maybe they held the knife point-up and slammed the avocado down on it. For some reason. Anyway. 
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Jun 11, 2017 15:49
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a kitten posted:Maybe they held the knife point-up and slammed the avocado down on it. For some reason. I am loving triggered
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Jun 11, 2017 16:01
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FogHelmut posted:I've opened plenty of avocados with lovely Walmart steak knives. These people are retarded as hell. yeah but this requires things like 'hand-eye coordination' and 'basic knife skills'
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Jun 11, 2017 16:11
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a kitten posted:Maybe they held the knife point-up and slammed the avocado down on it. For some reason. EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN-PALM SLAM A KNIFE INTO AN AVOCADO PIT. IT'S A GINSU AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, BOBBY FLAY
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Jun 11, 2017 16:22
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FogHelmut posted:I've opened plenty of avocados with lovely Walmart steak knives. These people are retarded as hell. This is how any normal person that works in a kitchen pits an avocado, yeah. You aren't striking the pit very hard. If you somehow completely miss the avocado and strike your hand you would almost certainly be fine with a bandage, no lost time at all. It is technically OSHA because the guy should be issued one of those chain gloves so he can't cut himself.  But nobody wants to wear these things on a line. In prep or if you're working with a slicer, sure, maybe. But not for pitting an avocado.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Are avocado seeds so easy to cut that someone could accidentally stab all the way through it? An avocado pit has two halves. If you stab it right on the seam there isn't much resistance.
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Jun 11, 2017 17:33
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a kitten posted:Maybe they held the knife point-up and slammed the avocado down on it. For some reason.
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Jun 11, 2017 17:34
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FogHelmut posted:I've opened plenty of avocados with lovely Walmart steak knives. These people are retarded as hell. Qft, for fucks sake I've nearly lost a finger deboning a ham and removed many millimeters of fingertips chopping veggies but getting hurt on an avocado is just inexcusable.
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tactlessbastard posted:Qft, for fucks sake I've nearly lost a finger deboning a ham and removed many millimeters of fingertips chopping veggies but getting hurt on an avocado is just inexcusable. Cutting your figertips isn't excusable, either. Your fingertips don't go anywhere near the blade when cutting properly.
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