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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
This poll is closed.
Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


SteelMentor posted:

Teresa May is the *squints at hand* Certain Female, innit bruv. #noveltypop4may

"Cheeky Girls leading our campaign will really talk to the youth"

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




kustomkarkommando posted:

When Parliament opens the Queen delivers a speech written by the government outlining their plan for the coming year in terms of policy and bills, a basic programme of government.

After parliament is open the speech is debated for a couple of days and at the end a largely symbolic vote is taken. If the vote fails its considered that the government lacks the confidence of the house, it does not have the support to proceed with its programme of government and the pm is bound by convention to resign or to go to the queen and recommend she appoint a new prime minister to attempt to form a government

When the Elizabeth finally kicks it, will it become the King's Speech?

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

oath2order posted:

New American here: Can someone explain this one to me? I'm not entirely sure what the Queen's Speech is, and the House of Lords just confuses me on general principle.

The Queen's speech is the list of legislation the government will try to pass in the coming period. She opens Parliament by giving a speech listing it all. There's a bit of debate in the opening days of the parliament, then there's a vote to agree "yes, these are the things we're going to try to do". Failure to pass this vote is seen as a vote of no confidence in the government. Usually the government has enough MPs that this cruises through as a formality, but May needs all her MPs and the DUP just to pass it.

The House of Lords is like the US senate, except it's by appointment, rather than elected. Also there's Bishops in there, for reasons. Their job is to scrutinise legislation in the public interest, modify it and send it back down to the Commons. The Lords is far less partisan than the Commons and has a sizeable chunk of 'crossbenchers' who declare no party allegience. Of those who do represent political parties, there's currently more Labour+Lib Dems than Conservatives. The recent Tory governments have had a hard time convincing the Lords to pass legislation that fucks huge parts of the population, like they'd like to do.

The Conservatives, who have previously been the biggest defenders of an unelected second chamber are now its biggest critics.

By convention, any bill that is in the government's manifesto will be passed by the Lords on the third attempt (after it has been approved by the Commons) and sent to the Queen to sign it into law.

TheHoodedClaw
Jul 26, 2008

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

When the Elizabeth finally kicks it, will it become the King's Speech?

Yes. Also the lyrics of the national anthem will change.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

re: welfare cuts and NI, the DUP and SF both refused to implement welfare reform here for several years until the treasury started fining them and deducting money from the block grant forcing them to move on the issue.

The Tories and NI parties negotiated a deal that would see special funding being unlocked to offset some of the cuts (and a couple of other outstanding peace related issues where hammered out)

After a crisis where it seemed like SF had changed their mind eventually the NI assembly temporarily handed welfare powers back to Westminster to allow them to legislate for welfare reform, which is now only kicking in this year

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

Andrast posted:

I can't wait to see the awkward courting of young voters in the next Tory election campaign

Going to be "Hello fellow kids" as gently caress

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Andrast posted:

I can't wait to see the awkward courting of young voters in the next Tory election campaign

I think you're more likely to see an attempt at youth suppression than courting.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Thanks Ants posted:

Tories have historically not struggled to attract youngsters.

Historically they may not have struggled, but right now they definitely loving are.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Julio Cruz posted:

Historically they may not have struggled, but right now they definitely loving are.

It was a reference to them being nonces.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
https://twitter.com/brokenbottleboy/status/873548052308668418

37!?!?

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


For example, the government is currently trying to pass of legislation reforming universities, allowing fees to be raised higher than £9,000 a year, and lowering the bar to be granted university status. Current vice-chancellors didn't like it and said so, so the Lords rejected it and sent it back to the commons before the election. It looks unlikely it's getting passed now and will probably die.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
It's also worth pointing out that while it's not directly analogous to Hillary winning the vote but not the college seats, a larger percentage of the population voted for the parties which could form a progressive coalition than voted for all the right wing parties together. Just Labour, Lib Dems and SNP bring you to 50.4% of the vote without including Greens, Plaid, etc.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Like a cross between Uncle Fester and Andy Hamilton.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari



In a row?

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

It's pretty amusing to note quite a few foreign leaders are inviting May to come visit. That is some top quality subtle trolling.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

Nice reference

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

Skinty McEdger posted:

I think you're more likely to see an attempt at youth suppression than courting.

*Looks over at the US* May: "In order for us to have a strong and stable Brexit we need to...make voting contingent on owning ID. Student ID does not count. Firearms license does!"

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Aurubin posted:

*Looks over at the US* May: "In order for us to have a strong and stable Brexit we need to...make voting contingent on owning ID. Student ID does not count. Firearms license does!"

Voter ID was in their manifesto. You had better believe they're going to try and get it through.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

Skinty McEdger posted:

Voter ID was in their manifesto. You had better believe they're going to try and get it through.

He needs body armour, not voter ID.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC
All seriousness, I'm over the moon my generation/younger are finally starting to be felt as a serious political force and I'm so grateful it was Corbyn that energised us.

There's still a lot of work to do ofc, the youth politics seems to be split between:

-Labour, the largest group now as we clearly saw. Good boys/girls who deserve their dinner eggs.
-Young Tories, rich cunts who need their birthday Lambos keyed up immediately. May flee the Tories en-mass with their alliance with DUP/all the bullying that goes in within the YT.
-UKIP, lost causes, May go back to apathetic, may go full fash/alt-right, slim chance they'll turn with enough kicks to the face.
-Apathetic, the biggest worry. If Corbyn leaves for whatever reason and the next Labour leader can't motivate the youth like he can we may see apathy reclaim much of the youth. Major Labour gains may drag more kids out of this group next time round.

Expect everyone to chase after the Youth vote next time. Expect many terrible, terrible memes.

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

Apparently the Tories spent loving 1.2 million quid running attack ads this election:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/10/tories-spent-1200000-on-negative-anti-jeremy-corbyn-social-media-adverts-6699774/

And they still hosed it up

Corbyn take me now I can only get so erect

Its truly on like donkey kong

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Aurubin posted:

*Looks over at the US* May: "In order for us to have a strong and stable Brexit we need to...make voting contingent on owning ID. Student ID does not count. Firearms license does!"

*looks over at the Labour party last year* "In order to make sure people voting in the UK really care about the UK and not just filthy entryists, they must have been registered to vote for at least... ten years. Twenty. Forty."

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Thanks Ants posted:

Tories have historically not struggled to attract youngsters.

Sort of. Tory members have traditionally signed up thier kids to the party without them even knowing about it which inflates the statistics.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Aurubin posted:

*Looks over at the US* May: "In order for us to have a strong and stable Brexit we need to...make voting contingent on owning ID. Student ID does not count. Firearms license does!"

I will use my solitary UKMT thread vote wisely.

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

TheHoodedClaw posted:

Yes. Also the lyrics of the national anthem will change.

The national anthem has actually been changed to Luciano Michelini's 'Frolic' until the next general election is held.

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009
Wouldn't the Tories courting the youth vote involve proposing policies that actually appeal to young people? Surely that'd be a good development?

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Classic Hodges

https://twitter.com/DPJHodges/status/873615736178171905

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Also look at what the Tories try to push through on internet regulation. That's going to be another avenue towards youth suppression and organisation.

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

Zero Gravitas posted:

Apparently the Tories spent loving 1.2 million quid running attack ads this election

Sadly to the tories that's probably pocket change.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

Skinty McEdger posted:

Also look at what the Tories try to push through on internet regulation. That's going to be another avenue towards youth suppression and organisation.

That's not going to happen, and neither is voter ID, same with boundary changes. They were all going to be controversial. No way anything controversial gets passed now.

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

I can put a Google form up with questions for betting purposes if you want. Easier than someone having to go through and find all the entrants.

We just going for when is May going to be kicked out as leader, and a charity?

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010

Skinty McEdger posted:

I think you're more likely to see an attempt at youth suppression than courting.

This. The reported irregularities that prevented people from voting worry me. Learn from us in the US. The reactionaries are shameless.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

CottonWolf posted:

That's not going to happen, and neither is voter ID, same with boundary changes. They were all going to be controversial. No way anything controversial gets passed now.

I bet boundary reform will be pushed through, it just won't be as blatant.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

CoolCab posted:

I bet boundary reform will be pushed through, it just won't be as blatant.

That's the one of the three I thought would be least likely to go ahead. It doesn't just gently caress Labour, it fucks a good number of existing Tory MPs. They cannot afford to do anything that risks rebellions.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

learnincurve posted:

Sort of. Tory members have traditionally signed up thier kids to the party without them even knowing about it which inflates the statistics.

Don't know if this is continuing the nonce metaphor or not, but :drat: if it is.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


CoolCab posted:

I bet boundary reform will be pushed through, it just won't be as blatant.

Not when it's cutting 50 MPs it's not: Like hell they'll give up there seats when there's no chance to win new ones back.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

forkboy84 posted:

"Cheeky Girls leading our campaign will really talk to the youth"

You are Lembit Opik and I claim my five pounds.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Someone get the chef, I ordered my take "hot" but this is going too far.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

nothing to seehere posted:

Not when it's cutting 50 MPs it's not: Like hell they'll give up there seats when there's no chance to win new ones back.

Thinking on it, it might be a good self-destruct move. If they know they can't keep the government running anymore, and the new boundaries are more favourable for the Tories demographically. You could pass the reforms and just let the government implode. It doesn't matter if there'll be rebellions if the MPs rebelling are all about to lose their seats. I'd be a risky move, and probably bad for morale, but it might be strategically savvy.

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
:monocle: I get to post something clever once every five years.

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