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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Yeah we don't let anyone who was in Britain at any time during the outbreak to give blood in Australia either.

Same in the US.


You and me :colbert:

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EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

TheBalor posted:

Forgive the ignorant American, but isn't it possible they look at the same polls we are and just swallow their pride for the sake of power? Keep this zombie coalition going for years?

It's not as easy as that. As soon as they lose the vote on a major piece of legislation they won't have the confidence of Parliament and the coalition will collapse. At that point they have to call an election.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

El Grillo posted:

Saw something on Facebook about 800,000 members? loving insane if true

Also hope to god JC isn't serious about the calling another election thing I saw earlier today, people really really don't want that poo poo right now

If there's another election it won't be because JC caused it, it'll ultimately be owned by the tories.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



TheBalor posted:

Forgive the ignorant American, but isn't it possible they look at the same polls we are and just swallow their pride for the sake of power? Keep this zombie coalition going for years?

In a vacuum, yes, you could expect a fairly stable government as a result of knowing the next election is going to murder them and their only hope is to hope Corbyn fucks up severely before that happens

However, the Tories are earthshatteringly incompetent morons and the DUP are absolute nutters, and as much as they might try to avoid their fate, they're almost certain to poo poo the bed spectacularly as a result.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Breaking news: Theresa may to send amber rudd to the queen to hand in her resignation

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Sarah Bellum posted:

6 weeks. This one was 6 weeks from announcement to polling.

It's 25 working days so technically 5 weeks.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Is that stuff about blood banks selling young people's blood to rich old people for their vampire treatments going on in the U.K. too?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

El Grillo posted:

Saw something on Facebook about 800,000 members? loving insane if true

Also hope to god JC isn't serious about the calling another election thing I saw earlier today, people really really don't want that poo poo right now

if he's smart he'll sit tight and make as much noise as possible short of asking for another election and let the Tory party cause it themselves through their own instability. So long as he can make a convincing case for it being the Tories' fault that there had to be another vote he should manage to avoid being damaged by it

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

Also if the Tories try to keep going with a government they know is unpopular and insanely weak at a time when important international negotiations are happening their popularity will plummet. They could face electoral annihilation.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Drone_Fragger posted:

Breaking news: Theresa may to send amber rudd to the queen to hand in her resignation

May's resignation, Rudd's resignation, or the Queen's?

I can see the Queen looking at the news and deciding now is the time to give up on this country

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Also if the Tories try to keep going with a government they know is unpopular and insanely weak at a time when important international negotiations are happening their popularity will plummet. They could face electoral annihilation.

Damed if they do, damned if they don't, isn't it glorious :allears:

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Also if the Tories try to keep going with a government they know is unpopular and insanely weak at a time when important international negotiations are happening their popularity will plummet. They could face electoral annihilation.

stop trying to turn me on goddamnit

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Angepain posted:

May's resignation, Rudd's resignation, or the Queen's?

I can see the Queen looking at the news and deciding now is the time to give up on this country

"I can leave here and still be Queen in Canada, can't I?"

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/Portadownlol1/status/873638779910840320

TheBalor
Jun 18, 2001

EvilHawk posted:

It's not as easy as that. As soon as they lose the vote on a major piece of legislation they won't have the confidence of Parliament and the coalition will collapse. At that point they have to call an election.

So is that automatic when legislation fails?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Angepain posted:

Somewhere in Downing Street an intern is desperately trying to climb out of a 3rd storey back window while Theresa May prowls the corridors with a cricket bat

Error, my hole. Something has gone very wrong. Presumably in the same way the election was going to be a cakewalk, the DUP were going to be very sane and reasonable people to deal with.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Angepain posted:

May's resignation, Rudd's resignation, or the Queen's?

Nobody's, he's a moron troll. Breaking news on the BBC is that the DUPs have agreed confidence and supply terms, at least in principle.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Jedit posted:

Nobody's, he's a moron troll.

I assumed it was an amusing joke re: sending Amber Rudd to the debates, but I admit I haven't checked their posting history to make a judgement on their character

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007



You see this? This right here? This is why the good friday agreement specifically makes reference to the government of the UK on the whole not taking sides in issues involving the NI.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

TheBalor posted:

So is that automatic when legislation fails?

No, but if it's a major piece of legislation (probably something in the manifesto) if the opposition has enough votes to reject it then they'll probably follow that up with a motion of no confidence. The only caveat is that since the Fixed Term Parliaments Act in 2011 nobody's done it - so we're not entirely sure how it will still work.

If they lose they do have to resign and call an election though.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Angepain posted:

I assumed it was an amusing joke re: sending Amber Rudd to the debates, but I admit I haven't checked their posting history to make a judgement on their character

I was more obliquely referencing the fact that she'd signed a deal with the DUP (which personally I think is politically suicidal) and she sent amber rudd to the debates because shes a coward, but yea.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Drone_Fragger posted:

You see this? This right here? This is why the good friday agreement specifically makes reference to the government of the UK on the whole not taking sides in issues involving the NI.

Oh I'm sure it's no big deal. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? :bang:

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

The DUP/Tory deal will survive until July 13th when everyone remembers every DUP MP is an orangeman

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Jedit posted:

Nobody's, he's a moron troll. Breaking news on the BBC is that the DUPs have agreed confidence and supply terms, at least in principle.
Who cares what the BBC says, this is the DUP's own official line

https://twitter.com/duponline/status/873677017383915520

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

stop trying to turn me on goddamnit

as an aside, I like how the addition of the gang tag makes it look like the big robot vehicle man is contemplating his imminent end by the ruthless hand of the winking jam lord. Please let me know if the big robot man pictured is one of the good big robot vehicle men or one of the bad big robot vehicle men so I know how to feel about this scenario, thank you.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Remember the DUP don't negotiate on Sundays

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling




Get yerselves ready lads, the Troubles are back on!

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Hell status: Frozen

Jess Phillips: We all of us need to eat a slice of that humble pie

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
I like that they include "today (Saturday)" just to make sure that their constituents don't get the wrong idea about them being heathens and talking shop on a Sunday.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

kustomkarkommando posted:

Remember the DUP don't negotiate on Sundays

please tell me this isn't a joke

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Angepain posted:

please tell me this isn't a joke
It is the party of Cromwell and they like it that way.

hit button
Mar 18, 2012



That's pretty unexpected from Philips, but I note that even in that article she's still trying to land sick burns on Jez.

Jess Philips posted:

There will be a number of different reactions from my colleagues in the parliamentary Labour party who doubted Corbyn. One camp will just jump on the Team Corbyn bandwagon and sign up wholesale to whatever it takes to be in the gang. Another group will still remain a thorn in his side, blindly rejecting the positives, not dissimilar to the group Corbyn was part of in the Blair years. There will be a number of different reactions from my colleagues in the parliamentary Labour party who doubted Corbyn. One camp will just jump on the Team Corbyn bandwagon and sign up wholesale to whatever it takes to be in the gang. Another group will still remain a thorn in his side, blindly rejecting the positives, not dissimilar to the group Corbyn was part of in the Blair years.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Angepain posted:

please tell me this isn't a joke

They don't do any negotiations or political activities on the Sabbath.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Angepain posted:

please tell me this isn't a joke

It's 100% not a joke

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Do they sign every piece of correspondence like that?

quote:

Dear Auntie Mary,

Thank you so much for the lovely tea pot, we already tried it when the vicar came over and it pours just great. I hope Uncle Desmond is doing better, we're looking forward to seeing you both in August - and our Kevin managed to get free so he'll be able to come along too! Love from the whole orange family.

HERE WE STAND WE CAN DO NO OTHER

jaete
Jun 21, 2009


Nap Ghost

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Yeah we don't let anyone who was in Britain at any time during the outbreak to give blood in Australia either.

Oh, donate blood that is? Ok that makes sense then. The meaning of "I'm not allowed in mainland Europe" is kinda different from "I'm not allowed to in mainland Europe", as in "to give blood". :v:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

TheRat posted:

It's 100% not a joke

This just never stops getting better.

big scary monsters posted:

Do they sign every piece of correspondence like that?

lol

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

jaete posted:

Oh, donate blood that is? Ok that makes sense then. The meaning of "I'm not allowed in mainland Europe" is kinda different from "I'm not allowed to in mainland Europe", as in "to give blood". :v:

I assumed he was just getting carried away regarding the loss of freedom of movement in the EU

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Skinty McEdger posted:

They don't do any negotiations or political activities on the Sabbath.

And they sure as poo poo do not loving roll.

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Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

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