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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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radmonger
Jun 6, 2011

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

How much of the objection to Corbyn is idealogical and how much of it is was about "electability" (awful phrase)?

The ideological core of Blairism is:

A: unifying around a charismatic front man

B: who genuinely believes in

C: a set of policies capable of winning the next election.

The key ingredient, sometimes missing, is B. Remember that old line about 'The secret of success is sincerity; if you could fake that, you would'.

To oppose Corbyn from a Blairite position is the mark of the terminally stupid, those who did what they were told without understanding why. All the core Blairite thought-leaders (Campbell, Mandellson, etc.) are now backing him.

So long as he can stick to the intersection of B and C, he will be unstoppable. His only real weak point is those issues outside that intersection, and all he needs to do there is keep quiet.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Not as easy as it should be.

Seriously, the historical community would probably kill a lot of people to get whatever the Roman Empire equivalent of dick pics were.

It might have them if people hadn't chipped them all off fairly recently.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Borrovan posted:

Fine gambit: rally everyone behind a literal and figurative walking corpse, leak it to the press to make damned sure everyone knows it's him that rallied them - May falls, Boris remains at the front of the pack.

e: lol like 5 other people noticing the same exact thing in the time it took me to type that. Let's see how gullible the Tory party is.

This observation is too good to lose on the last page. May is being (blatently) set up by everyone in her own party and probably everyone outside it too.

This is what happens when the electoral restaurant bill arrives and your political power purse only has moths in it.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

Yeah that's right - the leadership frontrunners have a secret Whatsapp group that they use solely for the purpose of praising the Prime Minister.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY
I don't believe that leak is real.
I refuse to believe that these fellas ain't profane in the face of this disaster.

This is what a private politicians conversation should be like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVqyB3PHn74

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Zephro posted:

You can leave the EU without leaving the single market, though. Not even the official Vote Leave campaign wanted to leave the single market. I don't see the need for the continued hard Brexiting.

I don't see the stuff about leaving the single market then negotiating tariff-free trade* and free movement as making any sense, either. Those things are functionally the same as staying in the single market.

*Did they mention regulatory standards too? Because those are at least as big a barrier as tariffs.

Yeah, Labour want to be out of the single market but in the customs union, IIRC.


This cannot be real.

OwlFancier posted:

Yes and they're silly.

Also a ton of people who don't think Corbyn's really for brexit for some inexplicable reason.

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Yeah that's right - the leadership frontrunners have a secret Whatsapp group that they use solely for the purpose of praising the Prime Minister.

The funniest part of BoJos clearly intended to be leaked oh no how did this get leaked message is they didn't win the Brown election either.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Irony Be My Shield posted:

Yeah that's right - the leadership frontrunners have a secret Whatsapp group that they use solely for the purpose of praising the Prime Minister.

The idea of this really tickles me. The idea of any official business being done through WhatsApp group chat tickles me, actually.

I suppose it always just has an association with terrible bantz and asking your team to cover your shift when you're sick. I assume they use it for that too though.

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

Ora Tzo posted:

I don't believe that leak is real.
I refuse to believe that these fellas ain't profane in the face of this disaster.

This is what a private politicians conversation should be like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVqyB3PHn74

It's very real and was very intended to become public to me.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

spectralent posted:

This cannot be real.

If by real you mean a thing that a person actually believes, it's not real. If you mean real as in a thing that actually exists in the world, it's real.

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

Ora Tzo posted:

I don't believe that leak is real.
I refuse to believe that these fellas ain't profane in the face of this disaster.

This is what a private politicians conversation should be like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVqyB3PHn74

I think the key thing is that this isn't a private conversation, even disregarding the leak. Based on the title it's a group of all conservative MPs, so this is more like the management of a company sending out a message to all employees. It's going to be carefully considered and moderately professional in a way that private conversations between the top people obviously wouldn't be.

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.
"What's the best way to get OUR post election talking points out on the news? Ah! WhatsApp it is", BoJo, probably

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
So this poo poo has already begun:

Two arrested in clashes during Protestant march through Liverpool City Centre

quote:

A video has emerged that appears to show clashes during a Protestant march through Liverpool City Centre yesterday.

Eyewitnesses reported seeing members of the marching group - believed to be part of the Protestant group the Apprentice Boys of Derry - fighting with members of the public who had been drinking in The Liffey Irish bar on Renshaw Street.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Raeg posted:

"What's the best way to get OUR post election talking points out on the news? Ah! WhatsApp it is", BoJo, probably

"We need the yoof vote! What do young people like? Ah, the whats ups, of course"

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012


lol if you are going to start flying into a panic everytime there's a drunken scuffle at a march you're going to kill yourself

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Baron Corbyn posted:

I'm not so sure it was just the wrongness of the polls, I think we were genuinely pretty far back at the time May called the election, the Survation poll on 22nd April had it had 40-29 in the Tories' favour. The other polls were much worse and as we know now completely wrong, but all showed voters turning to Labour through out the campaign, so even if the methodology was wrong, they still showed trends.

Yeah, the polls were spot on this time. The flaw was in the turnout assumptions (i.e. past election turnout vs self report). IIRC the Ipsos poll that showed an 8 point Tory lead actually had Labour and the Tories tied before turnout adjustments (but after demographic weighting). This is why "poll averaging" is nonsense when you have fundamental differences in methodology, the spread in results wasn't statistical noise it was purely methodological.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Hey guys I just want to know one thing. Did Piers Morgan melt down?

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/873899597147639809

noice

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


kustomkarkommando posted:

lol if you are going to start flying into a panic everytime there's a drunken scuffle at a march you're going to kill yourself

Yea this is cold mild poo poo. We haven't gotten to the part where children are bottled over the head or disruptions start pissing people who aren't used to them.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010


1. We did great, look how many people voted for us!

2. We did great, look at our vote share!

3. Corbyn did poo poo, please look only at the seats he won and ignore the two things that demonstrate we did great.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

kustomkarkommando posted:

lol if you are going to start flying into a panic everytime there's a drunken scuffle at a march you're going to kill yourself

Extreme0 posted:

Yea this is cold mild poo poo. We haven't gotten to the part where children are bottled over the head or disruptions start pissing people who aren't used to them.

So far most of the focus has been on the DUP specifically and using them as a club to hit the Tories over the head with, but I don't think it's going to last. I can hardly wait for the first thoughtful editorials in English newspapers on why the Irish are a race of violent, drunken religious nuts without even the good grace to be properly grateful to Britannia for all she's done for them. Are they even really White, I wonder?

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

War reporters in bullet proof vests in Belfast during the 12th crouching down behind a car and talking into camera

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.
Starting a civil war to cling on to a majority that may not last a year is a bold strategy, let's see how it plays out.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

I know it was a mistake, but I honestly didn't think Theresa May was low enough to risk restarting the troubles just to help her temporarily cling to power.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
No wonder Theresa May wants the power to read other people's whatsapp messages.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

kustomkarkommando posted:

War reporters in bullet proof vests in Belfast during the 12th crouching down behind a car and talking into camera

a lot of people have probably died hiding behind cars thinking they stop bullets because of film/tv

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Irony Be My Shield posted:

I know it was a mistake, but I honestly didn't think Theresa May was low enough to risk restarting the troubles just to help her temporarily cling to power.

she's doing it for stability and the national interst and brexit and

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Boy she's just trying to jump her way up the list of worst PMs ever huh? She saw Trump nudge next to Buchanan and said "Eden better watch his rear end."

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
I found a very useful documentary on the Troubles in northern ireland this should answer everyone's questions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQJrovKgrTw

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

I expect it's going to be a bit of a rough marching season anyway, the loss of the unionist majority at stormont and Unionism being in official "crisis mood" coupled with direct rule on the horizon will probably lead to some "disturbances"

The last "bad" season was 2013 when there where riots and Nigel Dodds got hit in the head with a brick - and that was cause they stopped flying the union jack at city hall every day

kustomkarkommando fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Jun 11, 2017

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
The thought occurs that any of those three can't actually say it's a leak without looking dodgy as all hell.

What are they going to say " oh no I'd never write a memo telling everyone how much I support our leader and how we should all rally round her"

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Angepain posted:

I found a very useful documentary on the Troubles in northern ireland this should answer everyone's questions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQJrovKgrTw

supplement this with a few episodes of give my head peace and you're good to go

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Angepain posted:

I found a very useful documentary on the Troubles in northern ireland this should answer everyone's questions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQJrovKgrTw

nuking northern ireland would be really effective its true

Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010

May is currently going through a Cabinet reshuffle and posts are being announced. Most notable change I've heard so far is Liz Truss being demoted from Secretary of State for Justice to Treasury Chief Secretary.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Why is she having it now when the DUP are clearly going to be negotiating for a spot and making it a deal breaker.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:

May is currently going through a Cabinet reshuffle and posts are being announced. Most notable change I've heard so far is Liz Truss being demoted from Secretary of State for Justice to Treasury Chief Secretary.

lmao if she gives it back to Gove, or even better Grayling

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

learnincurve posted:

Why is she having it now when the DUP are clearly going to be negotiating for a spot and making it a deal breaker.

I'm guessing she feels compelled to make some changes to project authority but is probably frantically apologising to everyone she meets lest they decide later on to collapse her government.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

the real Q is whether Hunt will retain his post

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Baron Corbyn posted:

lmao if she gives it back to Gove, or even better Grayling

It's Damian Green

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Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008
https://twitter.com/philipjcowley/status/873912075185246211

:lol:

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