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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

UrbicaMortis posted:

Yeah, plus she already confirmed all the big beasts were staying in place. Hammond and Boris would probably have been removed if she had won a decent majority.

That's going to be a fun cabinet meeting. So, everyone knows that I was desperate to kick you out and never talk to you again. Let's discuss the budget.


Dr Snofeld posted:

Not to mention, Kezia Dugdale is a complete non-entity, so much so that I'm not even sure I spelled that right. I can all but guarantee that all of Labour's gains in Scotland were on the back of Corbyn and not anything she or Scottish Labour have done.

I do almost feel bad for Kezia, she's been kinda forced into leading long before she'd be ready for it. ScotLab has been led by a series of complete non-entities who have chain-resigned after each time an election didn't go fantastic, drying up the talent base to zero (and this even on the back of how most ambitious ScotLab members would tend to go to the Real Parliament in Westminster rather than stay in the boring old regional administration). It does mean that they've hopefully run out of Blairites though... so....

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Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH
I just keep laughing every time I remember UKIP only got 1.8%.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

twoot posted:

According to Ashcroft's post-election poll, 79% of 2015 SNP voters stayed with the party. 11% went Labour. 6% went Tory. Margins of errors from small cross-samples and blah blah accepted - that churn doesn't result in the loss of 21 seats.

Very tactical voting took place in Moray, Angus, and the Borders. But I'd put down the SNP losses (and those many close calls) in other seats to a lack of turnout amongst 2015 SNP voters. What reason did people have to vote SNP this election really? In 2015 there was a massive move against the fossilised New Labour apparatus up here, clearing out dozens of useless MPs who'd never bothered to be part of their constituencies. 2015 was a tsunami of a statement that would be difficult to carry on at all, but what were the SNP offering to retain that support.... very little. This time many people are still ambivalent to ScotLab, who are still broadly poo poo and stand for nothing, but enthusiasm for Corbyn will be strong in old socialist strongholds and will have carried them across the line in places like Rutherglen.

If Jam-Stalin campaigns in Scotland during the upcoming October election for SNP voters to lend him their votes to be part of a real revolutionary goverment, then they will do very well I think, flipping many of the tory gains to Labour, and further cutting into the SNP seat count unless they find a lever to retain and turn out the 2015 voters en-mass.



Personally I'm torn, I want to support Corbyn, but I voted SNP because our local labour candidate has no ideology. He is blairbot windcock with no real opinions other than opposition to the SNP on unionist grounds. Ideally I'd join the party, but not this CLP until it gets momentum'ed into something better.

Seeing a small problem with that last sentence.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
hahahhaha

quote:

Donald Trump has told Theresa May in a phone call he does not want to go ahead with a state visit to Britain until the British public supports him coming.

The US president said he did not want to come if there were large-scale protests and his remarks in effect put the visit on hold for some time.

The call was made in recent weeks, according to a Downing Street adviser who was in the room. The statement surprised May, according to those present.

Donald Trump is never coming!

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Kurtofan posted:

hahahhaha


Donald Trump is never coming!

That was less "I want your people's support!" And more "you better stop people from protesting with your newfound aversion to human rights!"

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.
Are there any official sources to support the claim Labour's membership is now rocketing?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Kurtofan posted:

hahahhaha


Donald Trump is never coming!

Britain still knows how to put on a riot lol.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

Kurtofan posted:

hahahhaha


Donald Trump is never coming!
Sounds like we need a referendum.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
https://twitter.com/annaleszkie/status/762694989612720128

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Ireland are warning May about making a deal with the DUP. Also I thought Enda Kenny was finished?

Sarah Bellum
Oct 21, 2008
Edna's resignation letter is being delivered by An Post.

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS


Per the article you linked, he's out in a few weeks.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

I don't think endorsing the manifesto would be a big sticking point for potential shadow cabinet members. Even MPs who thought Corbyn himself was toxic and refused to mention him in their campaign generally found the manifesto pledges were appealing to voters.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Kurtofan posted:

hahahhaha


Donald Trump is never coming!
I like that basically everyone is terrified of the British public at this point.

Our own PM was too scared to see them in her own election campaign, we won't see hair nor hide of Trump, I doubt that we'll see Juncker over here, either.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator


We already know that the Tories care less about the Union or peace than their narrow political interest, so this will make not a hapeth of a difference.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
How much of the objection to Corbyn is idealogical and how much of it is was about "electability" (awful phrase)?

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Kurtofan posted:

hahahhaha


Donald Trump is never coming!

lol, I doubt you can find enough people in the UK who like Trump even to do a May-meets-the-voters-in-a-warehouse photo op. What's the source on that?

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Irony Be My Shield posted:

I don't think endorsing the manifesto would be a big sticking point for potential shadow cabinet members. Even MPs who thought Corbyn himself was toxic and refused to mention him in their campaign generally found the manifesto pledges were appealing to voters.

But it's something concrete to hold them to - the people came out in droves and voted for it, this is why Labour are popular, so if you want to be part of this you have to commit to it and say it's all good. No sneaking back to the top table and going "oh actually I never changed my mind, PFI everything and get me some more of those mugs"

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

How much of the objection to Corbyn is idealogical and how much of it is was about "electability" (awful phrase)?

me on pissflaps the morning after the election

CoolCab posted:

I can't fault him for cynicism: I was calling a 50 seat majority as of 9:30 last night. He wasn't being disingenuous- if he actually believed Corbyn was unelectable, his actions are perfectly consistent with someone trying to advance a Labour government.

You're right in saying that if the center and right got behind him from the beginning we wouldn't be here, but there will be two kinds of those people: those who sincerely didn't believe he could win, who's only sin is cynicism and who can be reformed, and those who couldn't allow him to win because they didn't want it. The latter needs to go.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Well the labour right are either massively ideologically opposed to socialism or have so thoroughly compromised their beliefs and drunk the electability kool aid that socialism as a viable path to power is beyond the realm of their political imagination, so the two are sort of inextricably intertwined. Corbyn's a relic of times they'd rather forget, and so they harp on about craving a "new politics" which is really just a syncretic mix of all the worst third way bullshit of the 90s because they literally have no ideas.

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.
Do you reckon Corbyn would have won if he had a stone?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Corrode posted:

Per the article you linked, he's out in a few weeks.

Guess that's the... Enda Kenny.

:downsrim:

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Irony Be My Shield posted:

I don't think endorsing the manifesto would be a big sticking point for potential shadow cabinet members. Even MPs who thought Corbyn himself was toxic and refused to mention him in their campaign generally found the manifesto pledges were appealing to voters.

The issue is a lot of 'moderate' Labour MPs would probably like to keep the manifesto promises they saw were popular, like tuition fees, but scrap things like nationalisation under the false idea that appealing more to business will broaden Labour's appeal. There is still a huge strength of feeling that the path to power is always in the centre and that Labour can now 'bank' their appeal to the left and drop anything seen as too radical. It's horribly misguided, and Corbyn needs to make sure they can't do it.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

OwlFancier posted:

Guess that's the... Enda Kenny.

:downsrim:

I hate that I appreciated that.

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

How much of the objection to Corbyn is idealogical and how much of it is was about "electability" (awful phrase)?

I'm sure it depends on the individual, but honestly I don't think there are that many genuine Radical Centrists among New Labour. For the most part they want power first and foremost, most of them don't have any fundamental ideological barriers against fairness and decency.

Some do, of course. Blair himself most notably.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

How much of the objection to Corbyn is idealogical and how much of it is was about "electability" (awful phrase)?

that's what I'm thinking, they'd support full communism now if they thought it would make them keep their seats

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

i'd like to thank pissflaps for posting on the first page of the thread so i could find his ? easily

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Sarah Bellum posted:

Edna's resignation letter is being delivered by An Post.

I loving HATE An Post.
loving scumbags, I get birthday cards from family and EVERY time they are opened along the way by An Post.
Some scumfuck opens them thinking there's money inside.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
So did John McDonnell just tell Robert Preston that Labour are still committed to leaving the single market?

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Never before have we been in need of the return of Spitting Image.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iAzIkjO3G0

redmedicine
Mar 7, 2015
a lot of the people "concerned" about corbyn's electability were likely using that as a smokescreen for their ideological objections imo

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Zephro posted:

So did John McDonnell just tell Robert Preston that Labour are still committed to leaving the single market?

Yes

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
Seems questionable when the anti-Brexit young just voted for you in droves and the EU are dropping hints about forgetting about Brexit altogether.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


My hot take: if the Labour right hadn't undermined Corbyn by waging full-fledged rebellion, this election would never have been called, meaning that the Tories wouldn't have been thrown into total disarray, we wouldn't have finally killed the ghost of Blair and we wouldn't be in the position to capitalise on the biggest Labour swing (in terms of share of the popular vote) since 1945.
Unintended side effects of a bunch of idiots throwing their toys out of the pram, or the greatest false flag in parliamentary history?:tinfoil: The first one, obviously.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Borrovan posted:

My hot take: if the Labour right hadn't undermined Corbyn by waging full-fledged rebellion, this election would never have been called, meaning that the Tories wouldn't have been thrown into total disarray, we wouldn't have finally killed the ghost of Blair and we wouldn't be in the position to capitalise on the biggest Labour swing (in terms of share of the popular vote) since 1945.
Unintended side effects of a bunch of idiots throwing their toys out of the pram, or the greatest false flag in parliamentary history?:tinfoil: The first one, obviously.

the PLP were the masters of twenty-dimensional chess all along

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Zephro posted:

Seems questionable when the anti-Brexit young just voted for you in droves

They're looking for "tariff free trade" and is making steps to cement the existing consequences of freedom of movement via assuring the rights of current EU citizens. I would imagine Corbyn's negotiating strategy would be as soft a brexit as possible without alienating the huge chunk of the country who hates immigration.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Zephro posted:

Seems questionable when the anti-Brexit young just voted for you in droves and the EU are dropping hints about forgetting about Brexit altogether.

I don't think that since the referendum Corbyn has ever strayed from "Britain voted to leave the EU, Labour recognises that decision and will act to carry it out". I don't see why he would change now - firstly because he probably actually believes in that statement on principle, and secondly because it'd be the biggest possible stick to hand the Tories at a time when they're flailing about for anything they can grasp.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

NRVNQSR posted:

I'm sure it depends on the individual, but honestly I don't think there are that many genuine Radical Centrists among New Labour. For the most part they want power first and foremost, most of them don't have any fundamental ideological barriers against fairness and decency.

Some do, of course. Blair himself most notably.

a lot of new labourites, blair most notably, started on the hard left but were convinced by Thatcher's unyielding success at the ballot box that post-Fordism would triumph forever. this was the problem: it was not a false consciousness but a genuine support amongst the working class for the anti-collectivism of Thatcherism, underpinned by the productive forces of history, playing out in a way that Marx did not envisage

the faith in an almost teleological historical materialism, so characteristic of the tankie left, would metamorphose to the poll-driven obsession of the New Labour era

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

Zephro posted:

Seems questionable when the anti-Brexit young just voted for you in droves and the EU are dropping hints about forgetting about Brexit altogether.

The only reason they did as well as they did is that they were pro-Brexit. If it looked like they were watering it down the UKIP vote would have broken Conservative enough to give May a majority.

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Zephro posted:

Seems questionable when the anti-Brexit young just voted for you in droves and the EU are dropping hints about forgetting about Brexit altogether.
Yes, it does.

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