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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

NSA investigation found I had given a You Can't Stump the Trump video a downvote

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
hosed up my exacta pick like a real dumbass today

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Confessed to not being aroused by bare chested Putin pictures.

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.
found to be funding colleges that accept black people

Shrieking Muppet
Jul 16, 2006
found to be attending a college that accepts black people

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Was blocked by Trump on Twitter on posting a troll reply

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Tweeted to the president "suck my dick"

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
failed the paper bag test and also muslim

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
alex jones caught me ingratiating goblins succubus with goblins in bed with a goblin

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
told someone I was ok with a hand sign which I guess is racist now

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

C. Everett Koop posted:

told someone I was ok with a hand sign which I guess is racist now

unlawfully avoiding racist implications

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Caught laughing and high-fiving when the Patriots were stripped of all their rings.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
illicit gay sex with mccain in the white house
coat room; they are going to discover us eventually

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
...
double post

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

illicit gay sex with mccain in the white house
coat room; they are going to discover us eventually

sic semper yranus

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Was leading the FBI investigation on administration ties to the Russian Federation

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Downvoted a incest porn video

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Not a Patriots fan.

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
Was Patriots star QB but big-timed my friend and didn't show up to his WH party.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

brb, foia'ing the loyalty pledges from trump's cabinet

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
took trump's loyalty pledge with my fingers crossed behind my back

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Faved the President without RTing him

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
robbed a bank of a pen

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

My fairly rote report on the budget had "TRUMP SUCKS" written out in microdots on it

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
failure to roll coal in my pissass three cylinder toyota corolla that couldn't break 75mph if you shoved it off a cliff

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
not takin' his calls

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

not takin' his calls



man i wish i could sleep late....

oh also me and the other 8 justices of the supreme court were all executed when we ruled that tortlla coasts taco bowls were in fact superior to those from trump tower grille :sad:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

man i wish i could sleep late....

oh also me and the other 8 justices of the supreme court were all executed when we ruled that tortlla coasts taco bowls were in fact superior to those from trump tower grille :sad:

lol!

also, i wouldn't know, but most likely true!
just, :discourse: and :perfect:

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
ate pizza with hands

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Complained on how porn states now are overrun by lots of incest themed videos.

Shrieking Muppet
Jul 16, 2006
Testified before congress

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

etalian posted:

Complained on how porn states now are overrun by lots of incest themed videos.

Complained about how the incest videos aren't real.

Dudeabides
Jul 26, 2009

"You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

MizPiz posted:

Complained about how the incest videos aren't real.

Figured out how to exonerate Jared Kushner to keep a gently caress buffer from Ivanka

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Got caught paying home improvement contractor on time.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Downloaded something called "Russia_Piss_Oligarch_1080pxvid.avi" from a link on pornhub

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

said good things about General Secretary Corbyn of the People's Republic of Britain and Northern Ireland.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Took responsibility for my actions.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



had a BMI below 40

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Failure to contribute monthly Piss Tithe

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Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

failed my russian exam one too many times

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