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| Labour |
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907 | 49.92% |
| Theresa May Team (Conservative) |
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48 | 2.64% |
| Liberal Democrats |
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31 | 1.71% |
| UKIP |
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13 | 0.72% |
| Plaid Cymru |
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25 | 1.38% |
| Green |
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22 | 1.21% |
| Scottish Socialist Party |
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12 | 0.66% |
| Scottish Conservative Party |
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1 | 0.06% |
| Scottish National Party |
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59 | 3.25% |
| Some Kind of Irish Unionist |
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4 | 0.22% |
| Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian |
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3 | 0.17% |
| Some Kind of Irish Nationalist |
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36 | 1.98% |
| Misc. Far Left Trots |
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35 | 1.93% |
| Misc. Far Right Fash |
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8 | 0.44% |
| Monster Raving Loony |
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49 | 2.70% |
| Space Navies Party |
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39 | 2.15% |
| Independent / Single Issue |
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2 | 0.11% |
| Can't Vote |
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188 | 10.35% |
| Won't Vote |
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8 | 0.44% |
| Spoiled Ballot |
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15 | 0.83% |
| Pissflaps |
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312 | 17.17% |
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Brandon Lewis is now a Home Office minister. Lewis is all about the austerity, used to be a director of a private schools company Woodland School's Limited and used to lead Brentworth Borough Council (at the same time as he was director) during which time it was purely coincidence that Woodland Schools had business in that area. He's most notable for having run on a clean and open expenses campaign, only to get caught out when he was accused of using £37,000 of tax payers money for campaign purposes (IPSA never investigated). Add to this he made a big show of only claiming £21,500 for accommodation which was kind of undermined when it turned out he was also claiming £31,000 of hotel expenses in the same years. Lewis of course lives less than an hour away from Westminster.
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Lord Buckethead is getting a lego set.
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Jun 11, 2017 19:44
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i will never get over him dabbing instead of praising the sun.
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Jun 11, 2017 19:49
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blowfish posted:Normally I'd agree but there is very little environment left in the UK anyway so really it's a form of damage control. We still have some in Scotland and Wales.
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Jun 11, 2017 19:49
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Hoops posted:What's the difference between First Secretary of State and Deputy PM? Either formally or in practice. Is there one? It's basically the same poo poo. Green is expected to do all the duties of a Deputy PM.
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Jun 11, 2017 19:51
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Groovelord Neato posted:i will never get over him dabbing instead of praising the sun. The youth vote is very important now.
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Jun 11, 2017 19:53
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Regarde Aduck posted:We still have some in Scotland and Wales. Thankfully it's devolved to Scotland at least.
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Jun 11, 2017 19:53
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Skinty McEdger posted:Thankfully it's devolved to Scotland at least. I have no doubt they will "fix" Wales by using Trident on Snowdonia and building many many Nandos on the glowing ruins.
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Jun 11, 2017 19:56
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Regarde Aduck posted:I have no doubt they will "fix" Wales by using Trident on Snowdonia and building many many Nandos on the glowing ruins. The Nandos will be cheeky, I'm sure.
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Jun 11, 2017 19:57
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Bobstar posted:I'm not sure on this, but I think the key word is "resident" (to register to vote in the normal way in the UK). But as residence in the UK seems to be an informal affair involving gas bills I feel like one could get away with things in a way that may or may not be against the spirit of the rules and/or fraud. Turns out, if I click all the way through to downloading a paper registration form, it finally specifies you have to be resident in the UK to register. Nothing on any site before you actually print out a form actually mentions this (though common sense would strongly suggest it must be the case). Oh well. Residence seems to be defined similar to Canada, more than half the year in the country or some other compelling reason that ties you tot he country.
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Jun 11, 2017 19:59
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I wish someobdy would start following May around dressed up as a pork chop
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Jun 11, 2017 20:01
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McDragon posted:I wish someobdy would start following May around dressed up as a pork chop Not that this doesn't sound fun, but.. Any particular reason?
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Jun 11, 2017 20:07
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Miftan posted:Not that this doesn't sound fun, but.. Any particular reason? Something something David Cameron.
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Jun 11, 2017 20:09
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Okay, who is ready to put £5 down on Gove deciding that his first move is to send a copy of the Bible to every energy company in Britain to remind them of the importance of Christian values?
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Jun 11, 2017 20:10
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MiddleOne posted:Something something David Cameron. Did May gently caress a pig?
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Jun 11, 2017 20:12
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Let's play a fun game of Why Is This Tweet Still Online After Six Hours? Is it: a) The Tories are too busy to yell at this guy b) The Tories are too weak to intimidate this guy c) The Tories do not actually give a poo poo if you call a random member of the public a dick in a public forum vote now on your phones
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Gorn Myson posted:Okay, who is ready to put £5 down on Gove deciding that his first move is to send a copy of the Bible to every energy company in Britain to remind them of the importance of Christian values? Well, not sure burning bibles will generate enough energy to make it worth the effort.
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Jun 11, 2017 20:15
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McDragon posted:I wish someobdy would start following May around dressed up as a pork chop "Look May, we need to target the type of people who were taken in by Corbyn." "What type of people?" "Well...quiet people, like bats." "Quiet...bat people...yes, we'll save the quiet bat-people from the coalition of chaos"
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Jun 11, 2017 20:16
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Gorn Myson posted:Okay, who is ready to put £5 down on Gove deciding that his first move is to send a copy of the Bible to every energy company in Britain to remind them of the importance of Christian values? I can imagine the Carbon Capture and Storage Project are trying to think of a way to make their plan sound biblical enough for him to fund it
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Jun 11, 2017 20:16
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Miftan posted:Not that this doesn't sound fun, but.. Any particular reason? It's a The Thick of It reference (the leader of the opposition gets followed round by a journalist dressed as a pork chop when she is on the ropes), unfortunately though if you look up Thick of It pork chop on you tube it just comes up with a load of recipe videos.
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Jun 11, 2017 20:18
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Miftan posted:Did May gently caress a pig? May have.
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Jun 11, 2017 20:20
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Miftan posted:Not that this doesn't sound fun, but.. Any particular reason? Thick of It reference, when what's her name who is essentially as bad at politics as Theresa May is "for the chop" from her cabinet post and the chop guy follows her around
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Jun 11, 2017 20:20
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Theresa May getting interviewed on BBC news. First question was 'are you a dead woman walking?'. Second question was literally 'how are you feeling?'. It's not going well.
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Jun 11, 2017 20:20
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Oh My loving God https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/873978901588062210 Welcome back old chum, old buddy!
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Jun 11, 2017 20:21
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This been posted yet? https://twitter.com/alistaircraig_/status/873927878165106688 loving lol.
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Jun 11, 2017 20:22
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https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/873980118829588480 Good to see Boris welcoming back his good and trusted ally.
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Jun 11, 2017 20:22
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Looke posted:Gove is Environment Sec Lol harsh, send him out in wellies to explain to farmers where their subsidies are going. I expect him to be burned in a wicker man before the next election.
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Jun 11, 2017 20:22
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FuckYouGotMine-ori-TORY GOVE-rnment
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Jun 11, 2017 20:23
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Angepain posted:Let's play a fun game of Why Is This Tweet Still Online After Six Hours? Is it: https://twitter.com/AmigaBeanbag/status/873918296327938048
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Jun 11, 2017 20:23
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quote:One of the problems we've had is that the ICT curriculum in the past has been written for a subject that is changing all the time. I think that what we should have is computer science in the future - and how it fits in to the curriculum is something we need to be talking to scientists, to experts in coding and to young people about. This is the level of idiocy we are working with.
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Jun 11, 2017 20:25
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Lol harsh, send him out in wellies to explain to farmers where their subsidies are going. I expect him to be burned in a wicker man before the next election.
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Jun 11, 2017 20:28
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jabby posted:Theresa May getting interviewed on BBC news. "Are you a dead woman walking?" "No, I'm definitely staying on as leader." "No, we mean literally, are you a corpse carrying on through sheer inertia. We have a bet going in the office."
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Jun 11, 2017 20:29
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happyhippy posted:- Michael Gove
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If theres anything the last two months have taught me its that all the voices in positions of power in the government, the press and just about every element surrounding both don't know what the gently caress they are talking about and the result of the election should tell us that our political system is so obviously incapable of representing the will of anyone in this country that its loving embarrassing. Michael Gove. Environment Secretary. Boris Johnson. Future Prime Minister. What the gently caress is going on.
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Jun 11, 2017 20:31
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How did I not notice Downing Street did a press release today saying "The Trump visit is going ahead, honest."
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Jun 11, 2017 20:31
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https://twitter.com/tomwaIker/status/873918245186699265
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Jun 11, 2017 20:37
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Jun 11, 2017 20:40
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What sort of odds were the bookies giving on a hung parliament in the last few weeks? Because if someone wasn't too busy* bring President and got his hands on a time machine and a political almanac he could really have been going to be clean up in the last few years.
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Jun 11, 2017 20:48
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Hey you know how the DUP are coming to Downing Street on Tuesday to continue negotiations? Or that at current the 1922 committee is supposed to be meeting with May on Tuesday? Apparently no one told May as she just announced she's going to France then to meet with Macron.
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Gonzo McFee posted:This been posted yet? im dying here
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