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Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Captain Internet posted:

Chris Kunitz has more Stanley Cups than the Chicago Blackhawks had goals in the 2017 playoffs.

keep going I'm almost there

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Pornographic Memory posted:

thats actually not true because he had a stint in boston like 10 years ago where he did things other than win, unlike in pittsburgh where its all he does

It's crazy how good he is.

It's crazy how a no-name goalie has turned into one of the best GMs in hockey.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




https://twitter.com/SInow/status/874108035458883588

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Mario Lemieux: "it's tough in the playoffs, every time you win a game you think you're going to win the Cup, every time you lose one, it's all over."

Hi Mario! I didn't know you were an SAS reader!

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/Benstonium/status/874111221020184577

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Eric the Mauve posted:

keep going I'm almost there

Hainsey had more goals than Chicago had wins.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
https://twitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/874110963552854016

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Vincent Van Goat posted:

He was coach of the bruins in 2004 :ssh:

The NHL started in 2005, dummy.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Eric the Mauve posted:

Mario Lemieux: "it's tough in the playoffs, every time you win a game you think you're going to win the Cup, every time you lose one, it's all over."

Hi Mario! I didn't know you were an SAS reader!

Remember when they blew up the management team in 2015 and things looked incredibly dire? Looked like everyone made the right decisions.

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I am pleased with the outcome of the sports

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
You guys are loving up my Pittsburgh is perfect in every way narrative by dragging Boston into it.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
https://twitter.com/StoolChiclets/status/874106697752727552

:lol:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



The one thing I think everyone can agree with. gently caress Bettman. gently caress Milbury.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Captain Internet posted:

Mike Sullivan has never lost a playoff series and has won the Stanley Cup every year he has been an NHL head coach

The Penguins and Real Madrid are my two favorite sports teams so I am basically the smuggest person on the planet right now

I want Sidney Crosby to meet Ronaldo in the worst way. They are complete opposites for dudes who are the absolute best at their individual sport

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
I'm more of a Fulham man because I like garbage teams with Americans.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/AntonellaCres/status/874117935597584385

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007


This is beautiful


This is weird

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



gross

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance
dude's gonna get worms

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



Eric the Mauve posted:

keep going I'm almost there

phil Kessel has won a cup every year since leaving the leafs

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
i just wanna point out that the preds didn't score another goal all series (that counted) since subban did this in warmups before game 5, which i found very funny and karmic:

https://twitter.com/drosennhl/status/872966179249418240

Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.
Do not let this be overshadowed: Matt Murray has just posted two straight shutouts in the Stanley Cup Final.

What a boss. Bye Fleury. There's no way you stay.

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Bonino said his tibia is broken all the way through.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Benson Cunningham posted:

Do not let this be overshadowed: Matt Murray has just posted two straight shutouts in the Stanley Cup Final.

What a boss. Bye Fleury. There's no way you stay.

I'll asterisk the second one (I won't be alone on this one), but the first one was all him.

cenotaph posted:

Bonino said his tibia is broken all the way through.

:stare: who's shot did he block again?

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Not sure where another copy exists, but here's the Hockey Night in Canada montage

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/the-2017-hockey-night-in-canada-season-ending-montage-i-1796008573

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



iospace posted:

I'll asterisk the second one (I won't be alone on this one), but the first one was all him.


:stare: who's shot did he block again?

Subban, I think.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

iospace posted:

I'll asterisk the second one (I won't be alone on this one), but the first one was all him.


:stare: who's shot did he block again?

I can't remember who was making the shot, but Bonino left the game, then came back the next period and either played on a completely broken tibia or finished the job by playing.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

What an idiot.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Citizen Tayne posted:

Ron Hainsey now has more Stanley Cup wins than Alexander Ovechkin, which means he's a better player.

Captain Internet posted:

Chris Kunitz has more Stanley Cups than the Chicago Blackhawks had goals in the 2017 playoffs.

Citizen Tayne posted:

2017 is the second year wherein the Toronto Maple Leafs paid Phil Kessel to win a Stanley Cup for Pittsburgh. Thanks Toronto!

iospace posted:

Hainsey had more goals than Chicago had wins.

lol

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


e: nah

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

James Neal and Mr Underwood got posterized by Ron Hainsey who scored his only goal ever in the playoffs in a career of over 900 games played. They have to live with that forever.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Benson Cunningham posted:

Do not let this be overshadowed: Matt Murray has just posted two straight shutouts in the Stanley Cup Final.

What a boss. Bye Fleury. There's no way you stay.

Matt Murray is younger than Weezer's blue album

well, good night

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
https://twitter.com/ArponBasu/status/874120066228531201

:eyepop:

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

James Neal and Mr Underwood got posterized by Ron Hainsey who scored his only goal ever in the playoffs in a career of over 900 games played. They have to live with that forever.

Aside from actually winning the cup, that sequence and the Milbury heckler are my playofff highlights.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

James Neal and Mr Underwood got posterized by Ron Hainsey who scored his only goal ever in the playoffs in a career of over 900 games played. They have to live with that forever.

best moment of the series for sure


godspeed MAF. thanks for everything, pittsburgh will always love you :patriot:

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
Good work, Pittsburgh Penguins.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

graph posted:

godspeed MAF. thanks for everything, pittsburgh will always love you :patriot:

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance
Did anyone say shitsburgh yet?

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Pornographic Memory posted:

i just wanna point out that the preds didn't score another goal all series (that counted) since subban did this in warmups before game 5, which i found very funny and karmic:

https://twitter.com/drosennhl/status/872966179249418240

I didn't get to the game until like five-ten mins before puck drop because I was busy drinking so I missed that :v:. Game 5 fuckin owned so much though and I'm so glad I went.

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