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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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The Insect Court
Nov 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

TomViolence posted:

I'd wager most of us have you on ignore so we're not exposed to such a mindset that often.

Yes, thank you for standing up and providing an excellent example of it.

VitalSigns posted:

Oh my God :lol:

Conservatism has destroyed my son's future and is now turning its murder machine on me, but the only way to stop it is to admit I was wrong not purge all who have different opinions and that's worse than death so gently caress you sonUK!

fix'd for UKMTers.

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notaspy
Mar 22, 2009

Have we got an updated list of who is loyal and who is a plotter within the Labour Party?

To cut to the chase I am trying to work out who is the person to continue JC's work. I am hoping there is a young woman I can get behind, I like Thornberry but to secure the future we need to look to the future.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

freebooter posted:

I think CCTV coverage of public places and a national citizenry database are apples and oranges.

99% of people are going to have a driver's license anyway, but the idea of the government mandating that every single citizen must keep their details registered is just a bit too much for me.

even taking out kids its more like 70%


I've just had a couple of letters arrive from a debt collection agency claiming I owe british gas about £200 for somewhere I don't live. So wouldn't mind at all if the UK was better at proof of address tbh

Cerv fucked around with this message at 10:46 on Jun 12, 2017

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

The Insect Court posted:

Yes, thank you for standing up and providing an excellent example of it.


fix'd for UKMTers.

Where were you during the road salt crisis in that winter a few years ago

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

The Insect Court posted:

fix'd for UKMTers.

Yes, if there's one thing the election showed it was definitely that the only way to stop the conservatives is to leave loving useless people with no opinions beyond 'don't do unelectable things' in the labour party. The only way.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

notaspy posted:

Have we got an updated list of who is loyal and who is a plotter within the Labour Party?

To cut to the chase I am trying to work out who is the person to continue JC's work. I am hoping there is a young woman I can get behind, I like Thornberry but to secure the future we need to look to the future.

becky long bailey owns

Entropy238
Oct 21, 2010

Fallen Rib
Clive Lewis seems like a good egg, though I don't know too much about his policies. He's also got the military background going for him.

Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

But there aren't any histrionic calls for purges? Everything I've read here has been along the lines of "some of them put power before principle but now that it's been shown the two aren't directly opposed in the context of the British public's appetite for leftist policy, let's talk them round". Deselection is a thoroughly democratic way of addressing the remainder.

Also lol at Dan Cona, what a fudd.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Entropy238 posted:

Clive Lewis seems like a good egg, though I don't know too much about his policies. He's also got the military background going for him.

https://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/25356/clive_lewis/norwich_south/votes

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.
You know things are good for the jam man when even the traditional trolls don't have their hearts in it any more

Whimsicalfuckery
Sep 6, 2011

So is the 1922 meeting today? Can they even do it before they've finalised talks with the DUP?

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

The Insect Court posted:

Yes, thank you for standing up and providing an excellent example of it.


fix'd for UKMTers.

Babies under a year old should have less than 1g of salt a day. If a baby is breastfed, they will get the right amount of minerals, including sodium and chloride, from breast milk. Formula milk contains a similar amount to breast milk.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

notaspy posted:

To cut to the chase I am trying to work out who is the person to continue JC's work. I am hoping there is a young woman I can get behind, I like Thornberry but to secure the future we need to look to the future.

presumably almost all the options will be one of the original 35 corbyn backers

quote:

Diane Abbott, MP for Hackney North and Stoke Newington
Rushanara Ali, MP for Bethnal Green and Bow
Margaret Beckett, MP for Derby South
Richard Burgon, MP for Leeds East
Dawn Butler MP, for Brent Central
Ronnie Campbell, MP for Blyth Valley
Sarah Champion, MP for Rotherham
Jo Cox, MP for Batley and Spen
Neil Coyle, MP for Bermondsey and Old Southwark
Jon Cruddas, MP for Dagenham
Clive Efford, MP for Eltham
Frank Field, MP for Birkenhead
Louise Haigh, MP for Sheffield, Heeley
Kelvin Hopkins, MP for Luton North
Rupa Huq, MP for Ealing Central and Acton
Imran Hussain, MP for Bradford East
Huw Irranca-Davies, MP for Ogmore
Sadiq Khan, MP for Tooting
David Lammy, MP for Tottenham
Clive Lewis MP, for Norwich South
Rebecca Long-Bailey, MP for Salford and Eccles
Gordon Marsden, MP for Blackpool South
John McDonnell, MP for Hayes and Harlington
Michael Meacher, MP for Oldham West and Royton
Grahame Morris, MP for Easington
Chi Onwurah, MP for Newcastle Upon Tyne Central
Kate Osamor, MP for Edmonton
Tulip Siddiq, MP for Hampstead and Kilburn
Dennis Skinner, MP for Bolsover
Cat Smith, MP for Lancaster and Fleetwood
Andrew Smith, MP for Oxford East
Gareth Thomas, MP for Harrow West
Emily Thornberry, MP for Islington South and Finsbury
Jon Trickett, MP for Hemsworth
Catherine West, MP for Hornsey and Wood Green

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
The 1922 Committee sounds like the name of a Hardcore band.

DeadButDelicious
Oct 11, 2012

Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

Obliterati posted:

You know things are good for the jam man when even the traditional trolls don't have their hearts in it any more

There's a small vindictive part of me that wishes Tristram oval office was still around to offer apologies, but it's for the best the smug cock hosed off.

Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.



Owen Smith just hand-delivered this. He was off up the road too fast but I wanted to thank him for the mea culpa on Friday.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


coffeetable posted:

presumably almost all the options will be one of the original 35 corbyn backers

It won't be Margaret Beckett, my bold prediction.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The 1922 Committee sounds like the name of a Hardcore band.

Post-hardcore maybe. Influenced by At The Drive-In & Sunny Day Real Estate.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

The Insect Court posted:

If there's any group of people anywhere who should be less surprised at the idea of a person's politics being driven primarily by mindless spite, it's UKMT regulars.

:irony:

Are you going to stay this shrill until the next election

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011


I hope this week is bad for Theresa May

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

forkboy84 posted:

It won't be Margaret Beckett, my bold prediction.


Post-hardcore maybe. Influenced by At The Drive-In & Sunny Day Real Estate.

I mean their songs would be about stabbing people in the back and betrayal. I think i'm onto something here.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


coffeetable posted:

presumably almost all the options will be one of the original 35 corbyn backers

Not necessarily - several only back him them to widen to debate or to their own ends(Sadiq Khan)

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

forkboy84 posted:

It won't be Margaret Beckett, my bold prediction.

actually yeah, could someone with more knowledge of labour internals go through the list and bold the ones who are particularly promising, and strike through the ones which don't have a chance?

from my tiny knowledge:

quote:

Diane Abbott, MP for Hackney North and Stoke Newington - ill
Rushanara Ali, MP for Bethnal Green and Bow
Margaret Beckett, MP for Derby South - too old
Richard Burgon, MP for Leeds East
Dawn Butler MP, for Brent Central
Ronnie Campbell, MP for Blyth Valley
Sarah Champion, MP for Rotherham
Jo Cox, MP for Batley and Spen - dead
Neil Coyle, MP for Bermondsey and Old Southwark
Jon Cruddas, MP for Dagenham
Clive Efford, MP for Eltham
Frank Field, MP for Birkenhead
Louise Haigh, MP for Sheffield, Heeley
Kelvin Hopkins, MP for Luton North
Rupa Huq, MP for Ealing Central and Acton
Imran Hussain, MP for Bradford East
Huw Irranca-Davies, MP for Ogmore
Sadiq Khan, MP for Tooting - mayor
David Lammy, MP for Tottenham
Clive Lewis MP, for Norwich South
Rebecca Long-Bailey, MP for Salford and Eccles
Gordon Marsden, MP for Blackpool South
John McDonnell, MP for Hayes and Harlington - too controversial
Michael Meacher, MP for Oldham West and Royton - dead (ty tesseraction)
Grahame Morris, MP for Easington
Chi Onwurah, MP for Newcastle Upon Tyne Central
Kate Osamor, MP for Edmonton
Tulip Siddiq, MP for Hampstead and Kilburn
Dennis Skinner, MP for Bolsover - too old
Cat Smith, MP for Lancaster and Fleetwood
Andrew Smith, MP for Oxford East
Gareth Thomas, MP for Harrow West
Emily Thornberry, MP for Islington South and Finsbury
Jon Trickett, MP for Hemsworth
Catherine West, MP for Hornsey and Wood Green

coffeetable fucked around with this message at 11:23 on Jun 12, 2017

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Xaerael posted:

I didn't think it was possible for me to like Corbs any more than I already did, but Fizzy Apple juice is MY favourite drink too!

I'm quite fond of it too (if you put alcohol in it and call it cider)

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

nothing to seehere posted:

Not necessarily - several only back him them to widen to debate or to their own ends(Sadiq Khan)

not everyone who's in the list is a possible successor, but all possible successors are on the list

(assuming they didn't join in the 2017 election, which seems unlikely)

coffeetable fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Jun 12, 2017

Perhaps a hamster
Jun 15, 2010


coffeetable posted:

actually yeah, could someone with more knowledge of labour internals go through the list and bold the ones who are particularly promising, and strike through the ones which don't have a chance?

from my tiny knowledge:

Jo Cox :(

Why is McDonnell controversial?

waffle
May 12, 2001
HEH

notaspy posted:

Have we got an updated list of who is loyal and who is a plotter within the Labour Party?

To cut to the chase I am trying to work out who is the person to continue JC's work. I am hoping there is a young woman I can get behind, I like Thornberry but to secure the future we need to look to the future.
If just going off of within-party enthusiasm it feels like Angela Rayner would have a solid shot. I want to say she seems reasonably Corbynite (appointed during the coup) but I'm not entirely sure

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Perhaps a hamster posted:

Jo Cox :(

Why is McDonnell controversial?

he's a socialist and a republican. If anything I think the sheer relentlessness of the attacks on Corbyn from those angles almost give him a window of opportunity, he's a long way to the left of the British public on many things that they aren't going to be very interested on hearing attacked.

He's a lot less reconciliatory in demeanor than Corbyn though, anyone that didn't like him will hate McDonnell

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

feedmegin posted:

I'm quite fond of it too (if you put alcohol in it and call it cider)

I was fond of cider too once, but I have an unfortunate story about 18 year old me, xmas eve at the pub, and old friends buying me far more cider than 18 year old me could handle.

The ending goes that just the smell of cider is enough to turn my stomach now, and I drink ales with stupid names now.

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010

Perhaps a hamster posted:

Jo Cox :(

Why is McDonnell controversial?

A lot of the PLP do not like him on a whole level beyond Corbyn. He is a people's politician, not a politician's politician. He would be coup city. Also he is gaffe prone. Basically, he isn't your No. 1, but he is a fantastic No. 2.

Tulip is, I believe if you are looking for a young and inspiring woman, the best candidate on that list, but she has no cabinet experience yet.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Perhaps a hamster posted:

Jo Cox :(

Why is McDonnell controversial?

"Corbyn is an IRA sympathiser" x 100000

also internally I've heard that, while people can say Corbyn's sometimes (used to be?) a bit of a poor leader, he is actually pretty good-natured, but McDonell is a lot more vicious and political. Which is fine, you need those people in a party, but for the same reasons you generally don't want them to be your boss.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I like John McDonnell but he's not PM material because he's the sort of arsehole who produces a copy of the Little Red Book in the Commons.
He's the kind of guy who you want behind the throne pushing the left wing agenda and bollocking everybody who steps out of line.

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009
Is there a list of MPs who were outspoken that they only nominated Corbyn "to widen the debate" and not for reals? Or a list who publicly regretted their nomination once he got the leadership?

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
Austerity-chat: Also the government can borrow money at rates unheard of since all the Bibles were written in Latin* and spending what is basically free money on things like roads, broadband etc is a really good idea since those things will generate returns in the future

*I'm not even joking - interest rates have never been this low in the whole ~400 year history of central banking

Perhaps a hamster
Jun 15, 2010


Thanks for McDonnell info, guys, makes sense.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Zero Gravitas posted:

Where were you during the road salt crisis in that winter a few years ago

Ahahahahahaha.

coffeetable posted:

actually yeah, could someone with more knowledge of labour internals go through the list and bold the ones who are particularly promising, and strike through the ones which don't have a chance?

from my tiny knowledge:

Missing at least one more dead one there: Meacher.

And some of them like Cruddy Jon are absolutely not what we want.

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010

Halisnacks posted:

Is there a list of MPs who were outspoken that they only nominated Corbyn "to widen the debate" and not for reals? Or a list who publicly regretted their nomination once he got the leadership?

if you shorten a list down to anyone who has ever expressed doubt in corbyn after he became leader, at the lowest points in his leadership and how many of those lows there have been to the public, then i think the list will only contain john mcdonnell

you need to be willing to accept, and probably also want, someone who is willing to gaze a critical eye over Corbyn's tenure as leader in any future contest, who is willing to judge both the successes and failures fairly. this means being willing to say some elements were bad.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Xaerael posted:

I was fond of cider too once, but I have an unfortunate story about 18 year old me, xmas eve at the pub, and old friends buying me far more cider than 18 year old me could handle.

The ending goes that just the smell of cider is enough to turn my stomach now, and I drink ales with stupid names now.

I'm really lucky I never got to that point with any alcohol despite having more than my fair share of nights where too much of a type of alcohol was drunk & I ended up barfing. Including in the past week. Never learn.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

notaspy posted:

Have we got an updated list of who is loyal and who is a plotter within the Labour Party?

To cut to the chase I am trying to work out who is the person to continue JC's work. I am hoping there is a young woman I can get behind, I like Thornberry but to secure the future we need to look to the future.

Jess Phillips and Chris Leslie are the two most vocal critics so far, they will be kept far from power and will be the ones feeding Dan Hodges et. al publicly.

Tom Watson and Chukka have awkwardly bent the knee - they will be quiet for now, but watch out for them if things go badly.

Yvette Cooper is a snake waiting to strike but she's too popular within the PLP really to keep away from power, plus Corbyn is too good for this world and really doesn't like punishing people. She is definitely one to keep an eye on.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Halisnacks posted:

Is there a list of MPs who were outspoken that they only nominated Corbyn "to widen the debate" and not for reals? Or a list who publicly regretted their nomination once he got the leadership?

Beckett, Cruddas, Field, Khan, a few others.

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Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
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