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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Desiderata
May 25, 2005
Go placidly amid the noise and haste...
So, if there is another election in the winter, is this the opportunity to deselect some of the worst fuckers, while being magnanimous to the rest?

Assuming we are prepared to face down the inevitable stupid news cycles of "Labour in turmoil".

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Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Has this been posted? ?

Because if not it should be :laffo:

quote:

At a gathering of senior staff in Conservative campaign headquarters in central London, one of May’s top operatives told the sitting prime minister that she risked crashing and burning like Sarah Palin did in 2008 ... May listened with good grace, according to a person who witnessed that encounter and relayed it not long afterward. May changed nothing.

quote:

For a week after the election was called, John Godfrey, May’s director of policy, worked with Conservative ministers on what they wanted from the manifesto. But then Timothy stepped in and made clear he was in charge, pulling it together alongside Godfrey and the Cabinet Minister Ben Gummer, according to an MP close to May who said the prime minister left it to Timothy to get on with it.

“It was [Timothy’s] manifesto and he wanted to make it clear he was the philosopher,” said a senior Tory familiar with the process.

quote:

The manifesto turned the tide of the campaign, according to figures on the inside of the campaign who watched with horror as their internal poll lead numbers collapsed almost overnight. The effect was “dra-ma-tic,” an aide familiar with the Tory campaign’s internal numbers said on Friday.

quote:

“[Labour] were circulating memes claiming Tories love ripping foxes to bits and it is very powerful. Particularly social media. You can’t give people that kind of ammunition,” he added.

quote:

“It was all so inept,” said a senior Tory MP involved in the campaign, speaking on the Friday after the election. “The Dalek messaging — strong-and-stable — the lack of listening, fingers in the ears and chanting ‘Brexit Brexit Brexit’ when people were trying to signal something.”

quote:

[after the exit poll]“The room fell completely silent,” one staffer in the room said. “It was really depressing.”

Crosby spoke up in an attempt to lighten the mood. “He was like ‘what’s everyone doing? You can talk, you can smile’.”

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist

DeadButDelicious posted:

They Work For You is a terrific database, but is there anything like it for party candidates? I'm keen to get involved with the party in my local constituency but beyond the leaflet and website I can't find much information on my local Labour candidate, Nik Johnson.

I suppose I could just ask him but I'm caught a terrible case of Britishness and would rather go in a little prepared & educated.

There should be a CLP contact on your membership card, whoever that is should be happy to talk to you about whatever.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Vlex posted:

I'm a prehistorian, as far as I am concerned poo poo started going downhill fast right around the founding of Sumer.
Sentience was a misstep.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Miftan posted:

He said there's no penalty? It's just easier since they tell everybody else that you've moved so you don't have to tell several distinct organizations. I quite like the idea, in theory.

We actually have something like that for when people die, you fill in a form and the government sends it to the DWP and HMRC and all the government departments that might need to know. Much preferable to the rigamarole you have to through with the bloody banks.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

Vlex posted:

Stella Creasy (Hella Easy) is my MP, I have half a mind to get in touch regarding recent affairs and her place in them. Do MPs actually read correspondence from their constituents? I imagine letters are more likely to be read than e-mails?
No they seem to get the emails but it can take a long time to answer. I don't bombard MP's with emails, ive sent like 4 over the past 5 years and they all got answered eventually. Caroline Lucas was the best for responses, 2 of them, seemed like an actual thoughtful helpful personal responses (posted in one of the old threads here somewhere if you can be arsed searching for it, approx 2 years ago). Worst one was some Tory in Essex who told me to gently caress off basically though to be fair I think I was pretty rude myself.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


I enjoy that this is his name now.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/874199798840270848

So is Tom Watson going to go back to what he's good at now? That'll be nice.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Junior G-man posted:

Has this been posted? ?

Because if not it should be :laffo:

quote:

Turnout among voters aged 18-24 surged on Thursday, to 69 percent from 43 percent in 2015.

Nice

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

forkboy84 posted:

https://twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/874199798840270848

So is Tom Watson going to go back to what he's good at now? That'll be nice.

Thank Christ. The only reason anyone cared about Tom Watson was his burning hatred of Murdoch and that seemed to just go away when he was elected deputy.

I can't name a single thing he's said or done this last year.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Guardian reporting that no 10 is hinting that the queen's speech is going to be delayed.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



The BBC is reporting a potential delay in the Queen's speech :lol:

Edit: Beaten like Theresa May at the polls.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Firos posted:

The BBC is reporting a potential delay in the Queen's speech :lol:

Edit: Beaten like Theresa May at the polls.

Clearly feeling very confident of getting a deal done with the DUP.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
So how long until we get a functioning Government?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I'm just picturing everyone else round the EU negotiating table just sat there blankly staring at her like "wut?"

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

learnincurve posted:

Guardian reporting that no 10 is hinting that the queen's speech is going to be delayed.

They both shook, and frit.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


learnincurve posted:

I'm just picturing everyone else round the EU negotiating table just sat there blankly staring at her like "wut?"

Every day the UK waits, the stronger the EU hand gets. They're sitting around going "welp, what's for lunch"?

You lot are out in less than two years, and there isn't even a deal on the format of the negotiations, let alone any single issue. The EU will survive a UK crashing out, I'm not so sure about the UK.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

So how long until we get a functioning Government?

May is just going to hide in No.10 with the curtains closed and the phone unplugged while conducting no new business. Can't vote her out if there's nothing to vote on! :haw:

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

So how long until we get a functioning Government?

No government is better than a bad government

haakman
May 5, 2011

communism bitch posted:

Welcome to the hell that is my daily existence.


And here was me thinking reading early 20th century Russian handwriting was hard.

My sympathies.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



learnincurve posted:

I'm just picturing everyone else round the EU negotiating table just sat there blankly staring at her like "wut?"

Guy Verhofstadt is left alone in a wood-panelled room in Brussels for too long; begins nipping to the loo for cheeky stress wanks as UK negotiating team fails to materialise

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009

learnincurve posted:

Guardian reporting that no 10 is hinting that the queen's speech is going to be delayed.

"Now let's get to work."

*shows up late*

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Vlex posted:

Guy Verhofstadt is left alone in a wood-panelled room in Brussels for too long; begins nipping to the loo for cheeky stress wanks as UK negotiating team fails to materialise

Guy Verhofstadt is never alone in a room. He's always chasing the nearest loving camera crew like a dog chasing a garbage truck.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Junior G-man posted:

The EU will survive a UK crashing out, I'm not so sure about the UK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



If we get another GE does that men we get Drunken Pissflaps back?

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


What if...drunken Pissflaps never went away?

Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!

Gonzo McFee posted:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...y-a7785026.html

The Orange Lodge wants to be able to start riots in Catholic towns restart the peaceful Orange Walks down streets that just happen to be full of Catholics and they want the DUP to put pressure on the Tories to allow this.

There are people salivating at the idea of the bad old days coming back. Like dogs to a dinner bell.

No really, what the gently caress is wrong with some people.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006
Strong and Stable is such an impotent slogan when the electorate just threw a wrench into the machine by voting to leave the EU. Hey, the electorate just sacrificed stability to solve some other issues - we should focus on stability and not those issues.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Firos posted:

The BBC is reporting a potential delay in the Queen's speech :lol:

Edit: Beaten like Theresa May at the polls.

This is confirmed.

Dr Snofeld
Apr 30, 2009

quote:

They live in his terrace house in Finsbury Park, North London, which would cost around £1million to buy, with a cat called 'El Gato'.

Is that a lot of money for North London? Also, is that not a wonderful name for a cat?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Saros posted:

No really, what the gently caress is wrong with some people.

Orange things are bad.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Borrovan posted:

No government is better than a bad government
Unlike the deal, this one might be true. :anarchists:

There's certainly been cases of countries that have improved with no central government when their previous government was a gaggle of fash murderers or colonialist looters.

Maybe we should try to beat the Belgians' personal best of 541 days and see what happens from there.

(My prediction: Scotland and Wales maintain functionality under their devolved bodies, England turns into ancap wasteland due to lack of regional assemblies, London and the Liverpool-Manchester region start building walls, Northern Ireland lol.)

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Dr Snofeld posted:

Is that a lot of money for North London? Also, is that not a wonderful name for a cat?

AFAIK he's lived there ages so it probably wasn't worth anything like that when he bought it.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

haakman posted:

And here was me thinking reading early 20th century Russian handwriting was hard.

My sympathies.

Can you post that picture again? I didn't save it last time. You know the one.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Queens Speech has been delayed. Didn't know you could even do that. Couldn't Jezza put forward an alternative in the interim?

Archaeology Hat
Aug 10, 2009

Dr Snofeld posted:

Is that a lot of money for North London? Also, is that not a wonderful name for a cat?

It's a fairly high sum but not unreasonable. Quite a lot of older people who bought decades ago are sitting on ridiculously expensive houses they bought when they weren't nearly that amount even adjusting for inflation.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Japanese cartoonist Masaaki Sato has May warning Japan’s prime minister, Shinzo Abe, not to delay an election too long.

https://twitter.com/tokyoseijibu/status/873347257923387392

Serotonin
Jul 14, 2001

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*

Spuckuk posted:

If we get another GE does that men we get Drunken Pissflaps back?

I thought the SA app ignore function was getting more sophisticated but turns out he hasn't posted since Friday early hours. Is he dead?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

blunt posted:

Queens Speech has been delayed. Didn't know you could even do that. Couldn't Jezza put forward an alternative in the interim?

I'm not sure that the queen works like capture the flag and the first party to get a speech and carry it to the queen wins the government.

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Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Serotonin posted:

I thought the SA app ignore function was getting more sophisticated but turns out he hasn't posted since Friday early hours. Is he dead?

3 day probation.

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