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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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TACD
Oct 27, 2000

communism bitch posted:

Not that I know anything about anything, or have heard anything in any corridors, but recall that the State Opening of Parliament and Queen's Speech was already delayed once because of Theresa May's fit of hubris in calling a GE. Now recall that it's been delayed again because of the massive gently caress up at the GE and ensuing negotiations.
Well if I had heard anything about anything it might might involve certain (usually impartial) people outside of the Tory party being slightly less than chuffed with Theresa May.

But I must make it perfectly clear that I haven't heard anything.
We've done 'weak and wobbly' as a Tory byline, how about 'slow and stagnant'? 'Deferred and delayed'? I need something, the bosses over at Meme HQ won't hang about all day.

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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

I hope John Oliver cut him a check with at least 5 zeroes at the end of it for appearing on his shitshow of a program

In other news Sargon continues his downward spiral

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ2UPAAnETI

So why do we all hate John Oliver again?

radmonger
Jun 6, 2011

mehall posted:

So the BBC got back to me after my complaint, and it's a doozy:


Bolding mine.

To be fair, it could be they are right. Maybe the met actually has a policy of shooting people at random, and it was just luck that the random selection mechanism happened to pick 3 people who were, entirely coincidentally, currently doing a terrorism.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

mehall posted:

So the BBC got back to me after my complaint, and it's a doozy:



Bolding mine.

:psyduck:

Are they seriously saying that an interview two years ago on a different topic is an appropriate response to a present-day terrorist attack?

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


mehall posted:

So the BBC got back to me after my complaint, and it's a doozy:



Bolding mine.

BBC Trust posted:

What if I’m dissatisfied with the BBC's reply?
Please contact us in writing and explain why, either online or by post within 20 working days and quoting your case number. We’ll reply again, this time usually within 20 working days (or 35 for complex complaints).

If you remain dissatisfied you may be able escalate to the BBC’s Executive Complaints Unit (ECU) at stage 2. If so we’ll tell you how. For full information please read the BBC Complaints Framework.

Escalations and Ofcom:
If you remain dissatisfied after completing the stages within the BBC, there may be a right of appeal to the regulator Ofcom. In the case of TV Licensing complaints this is to an independent ombudsman.

Ofcom will not normally accept a complaint until it has been fully considered by the BBC except if your complaint is about alleged unfairness to you or infringement of your privacy. These issues can be considered first either by Ofcom or the BBC but not by both simultaneously. For more details please visit Ofcom's website.

Still waiting on (both of) my non-response(s)

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

radmonger posted:

To be fair, it could be they are right. Maybe the met actually has a policy of shooting people at random, and it was just luck that the random selection mechanism happened to pick 3 people who were, entirely coincidentally, currently doing a terrorism.

The Met does not have an (official) shoot to kill policy.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

OwlFancier posted:

I'm not sure if you're joking about harrogate being a sectarian hell because the odd time I've visited there it has put me on edge, there's something distinctly not right about that place.
Short answer about what's wrong is that income disparity in Harrogate is massive, so you have a constant stream of beamers down the main roads with half-homeless drug addicts gawking the whole time.

Lovely managed parklands in the stray, though. Great stuff there.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Regarde Aduck posted:

So why do we all hate John Oliver again?

Don't hate him but he has an annoying habit of feeling you can't go more than 1 minute without an asburdist non-sequitur. Unfortunately this tends to end up being more like someone quoting Python at you for the nth time rather than being genuinely funny.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

What exactly does "shoot to kill" mean?

Because I haven't been able to figure it out. Possibly the most basic rule of firearms safety is that you don't point a gun at something that you don't want to kill. Employment of firearms is lethal force because you operate under the assumption that you will probably kill whoever you shoot. If you aren't in a situation that merits lethal force, you don't use firearms.

So what does shoot to kill mean? There is no such thing as shooting to wound in any military or law enforcement organization I've ever heard of except for, like, I think Israel decided that .22LR counts as less than lethal a while back, but I'm disinclined to take the Israeli army/police's opinions about anything as being a good idea. And regardless all our armed plod use proper 9mm SMGs and 5.56 assault rifles which are very definitely lethal.

So what the hell does a "shoot to kill policy" mean? The question itself appears to be malformed, if the police are shooting you, they're not concerned whether they kill you, if they are concerned about whether they kill you, they aren't shooting you.

Pork Lift
Oct 9, 2007

Winner of the 2012
:dong: Highway Traffic :dong:
Prediction Razzies

Regarde Aduck posted:

So why do we all hate John Oliver again?

Can't speak for the thread but its not so much John Oliver himself that sucks, but the people who think that his smug liberal put downs do literally anything at all to curb the horrifying nightmare that is all western politics. We're mostly getting sick of headlines stating that "THIS John Oliver segment will stop Donald Drumph in his TRACKS" and this idea that being smart and the bigger man will help you win at politics.

Honesty I get the same thing from Jonathan Pie.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Tesseraction posted:

That's Justine Greening...

So it is.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

OwlFancier posted:

What exactly does "shoot to kill" mean?

If this is a genuine question, "shoot-to-kill" means "Shoot suspects without attempting to arrest them, even if they currently present no danger to the public".

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

MrL_JaKiri posted:

If this is a genuine question, "shoot-to-kill" means "Shoot suspects without attempting to arrest them, even if they currently present no danger to the public".

What kind of idiotic idea is that?

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

OwlFancier posted:

What kind of idiotic idea is that?

One that we used in Northern Ireland

mediadave
Sep 8, 2011

OwlFancier posted:

What exactly does "shoot to kill" mean?

Because I haven't been able to figure it out. Possibly the most basic rule of firearms safety is that you don't point a gun at something that you don't want to kill. Employment of firearms is lethal force because you operate under the assumption that you will probably kill whoever you shoot. If you aren't in a situation that merits lethal force, you don't use firearms.

So what does shoot to kill mean? There is no such thing as shooting to wound in any military or law enforcement organization I've ever heard of except for, like, I think Israel decided that .22LR counts as less than lethal a while back, but I'm disinclined to take the Israeli army/police's opinions about anything as being a good idea. And regardless all our armed plod use proper 9mm SMGs and 5.56 assault rifles which are very definitely lethal.

So what the hell does a "shoot to kill policy" mean? The question itself appears to be malformed, if the police are shooting you, they're not concerned whether they kill you, if they are concerned about whether they kill you, they aren't shooting you.

The UK doesn't (currently) have a shoot to kill policy, it has a reasonable force policy. Obviously killing active terrorists is reasonable force.

A shoot to kill policy in this context means extra-judicial executions of terror suspects https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoot-to-kill_policy_in_Northern_Ireland

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

What kind of idiotic idea is that?

A Tory one.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

MrL_JaKiri posted:

One that we used in Northern Ireland

That doesn't really refute my assertion that it's idiotic.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Yeah it was used against the IRA, most famously when we assassinated some in Gibraltar.

It is literally the authorisation of assassinations in the middle of our streets and if it was reported as such people may agree with Corbyn more.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

^^^ wasn't this direct blowback from that too?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milltown_Cemetery_attack
works great :thumbsup:

Regarde Aduck posted:

So why do we all hate John Oliver again?

John Oliver's a good guy when he's not going "NO JANET! I SAID NO! NO JANET YOU DO NOT GET ICE CREAM!" over and over in the middle of an exposé about America's incarceration of poor people or whatever. Honestly we could do with some shows like that here to get people more politically engaged

I don't know who these 4chan youtube superstars are because why would you intentionally watch any of that

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Are you seriously telling me people are getting their knickers in a twist because the police aren't currently shooting anyone they think is suspicious?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

baka kaba posted:

John Oliver's a good guy when he's not going "NO JANET! I SAID NO! NO JANET YOU DO NOT GET ICE CREAM!" over and over in the middle of an exposé about America's incarceration of poor people or whatever.

Yeah it's that bit that pisses me off. He's more than capable of being funny without doing those and it often is a detriment to the narrative of the segment.

NO JOHN. I SAID NO. YOU DO NOT GET TO KEEP DOING THIS BIT TO DEATH.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Regarde Aduck posted:

So why do we all hate John Oliver again?

he tried to make drumpf a meme

edit: the dreaded vote of confidence

https://twitter.com/SamCoatesTimes/status/874301680409600000

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

Are you seriously telling me people are getting their knickers in a twist because the police aren't currently shooting anyone they think is suspicious?

Ah you must be from a sane country. Welcome to Britain.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




At the 1922 Committee

quote:

Asked if May said sorry, the MPs said her argument was that she got the party into this mess, and she will get it out

No! Dig UP stupid!

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

OwlFancier posted:

Are you seriously telling me people are getting their knickers in a twist because the police aren't currently shooting anyone they think is suspicious?
People are getting their knickers in a twist because the implication being made was that Jeremy Corbyn would ask the police to calmly and politely arrest jihadis on a rampage.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I thought it was some argument about the police should try to arrest people who are running around with knives instead of shooting them, which is a debate you can at least have even though I would probably err on the side of no that's what armed plod are for. Not that the police should just shoot anyone they think looks a bit dodgy for fucks sake because that would seem to be self evidently stupid.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
"Shoot to kill" in the public mind is like what happened weekend before last rather than being a specific term associated with extrajudicial killings in Gibraltar.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

OwlFancier posted:

Are you seriously telling me people are getting their knickers in a twist because the police aren't currently shooting anyone they think is suspicious?

No they're getting their knickers in a twst because they've been misled into thinking that shoot to kill meant what you thought it had meant.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

baka kaba posted:

^^^ wasn't this direct blowback from that too?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milltown_Cemetery_attack
works great :thumbsup:


John Oliver's a good guy when he's not going "NO JANET! I SAID NO! NO JANET YOU DO NOT GET ICE CREAM!" over and over in the middle of an exposé about America's incarceration of poor people or whatever. Honestly we could do with some shows like that here to get people more politically engaged

I don't know who these 4chan youtube superstars are because why would you intentionally watch any of that

Sargon himself is funny because he's such a dipshit. The guy stupid beyond belief. Almost can't dress himself dumb and out of his depth when it comes to any actual politics. It's when you see hundreds of thousands watch him and look to him for "correct thinking" that it gets depressing.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

I thought it was some argument about the police should try to arrest people who are running around with knives instead of shooting them. Not that the police should just shoot anyone they think looks a bit dodgy for fucks sake because that would seem to be self evidently stupid.

Only kills Irish and duskies, so no harm done.

It's like nuking people, only hits other countries to drop a nuke ye big jesse.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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jBrereton posted:

People are getting their knickers in a twist because the implication being made was that Jeremy Corbyn would ask the police to calmly and politely arrest jihadis on a rampage.

Need more 'proper policemen' to fight these ragheads: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwYxkZ9jTvk

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Regarde Aduck posted:

Sargon himself is funny because he's such a dipshit. The guy stupid beyond belief. Almost can't dress himself dumb and out of his depth when it comes to any actual politics. It's when you see hundreds of thousands watch him and look to him for "correct thinking" that it gets depressing.

It's amazing how consistently he owns himself and doesn't realise because his legion of 14 year old boys continue to adore him regardless as long as he promotes right-wing views.

Killed By Death
Jun 29, 2013


OwlFancier posted:

Are you seriously telling me people are getting their knickers in a twist because the police aren't currently shooting anyone they think is suspicious?
The general public has no idea (could stop here) what is meant by a "shoot to kill" policy, or indeed anything about any firearm procedures at all.

OwlFancier posted:

I thought it was some argument about the police should try to arrest people who are running around with knives instead of shooting them, which is a debate you can at least have even though I would probably err on the side of no that's what armed plod are for. Not that the police should just shoot anyone they think looks a bit dodgy for fucks sake because that would seem to be self evidently stupid.
The problem is that the clip of Corbyn quite rightly pointing out that the Ireland "shoot to kill" policy was awful, was edited and paraded about in response to the recent London terror attack, as if he opposed the police response there.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Tesseraction posted:

Yeah it's that bit that pisses me off. He's more than capable of being funny without doing those and it often is a detriment to the narrative of the segment.

NO JOHN. I SAID NO. YOU DO NOT GET TO KEEP DOING THIS BIT TO DEATH.

The American market needs its political satire leavened with some sillier poo poo because they dumb.

Although I dunno I guess that's what Paul Merton's always been there for on HIGNFY?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

But what about the reporters who keep asking the question, do they understand what they're asking because afaict they just keep asking this dumb nonesense question because they don't know what it means but they know what answer they like the sound of.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

OwlFancier posted:

Are you seriously telling me people are getting their knickers in a twist because the police aren't currently shooting anyone they think is suspicious?

No. They don't know what it means and the media, including the BBC, refuses to clear it up. The public all think Corbyn wants to remove the ability for the police to shoot anyone ever.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

OwlFancier posted:

But what about the reporters who keep asking the question, do they understand what they're asking because afaict they just keep asking this dumb nonesense question because they don't know what it means but they know what answer they like the sound of.
:thunk:

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

OwlFancier posted:

Are you seriously telling me people are getting their knickers in a twist because the police aren't currently shooting anyone they think is suspicious?

People know the police have the power to shoot people with intent to kill them in certain circumstances, like in the London attack. Corbyn was asked a question about something else (effectively expanding those powers in the way you said), but it was presented as 'Corbyn wants to remove those powers so the police can't shoot anyone anymore'

It relies on people not understanding the context and jumping to the most obvious, opposite conclusion. Which is what makes the BBC poo poo even worse - you can understand his enemies misleading people about what his position is, but the news is meant to inform and should have made it explicitly clear what he was talking about, and what his opinions are about reasonable force in ongoing situations like Paris

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

WeAreTheRomans posted:

The American market needs its political satire leavened with some sillier poo poo because they dumb.

Although I dunno I guess that's what Paul Merton's always been there for on HIGNFY?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY

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