Trump Thread II: The man make a tweet

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Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:24

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# ? May 19, 2024 03:29

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Overwined posted:

Good?

Leaning towards not good because questioners are limited to five minutes each, he's doing a lot of intentional rambling.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:25

Objurium: Aug 8, 2009

legitimately can't tell if I'm just tired or if Sessions' speech patterns are like a mint julep rubix cube word salad

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:25

Tormented: Jan 22, 2004; "And the goat shall bear upon itself all their iniquities unto a solitary place..."

Flesh Forge posted:

Haha Sessions is gonna try to run the clock out as much as he can isn't he.

Yeah looks that way. Keep talking, so you can't be asked questions.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:25

Vedius Pollio: Sep 11, 2007

Sessions is an olympian-tier straw-grabber as far as excuses go.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:26

Xombie: May 22, 2004; Soul Thrashing
Black Sorcery

snorch posted:

Dude's talking way too much for his own good.

That's what for him in trouble during recusal, too.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:27

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Trying to throw Rosenstein under the bus again? It didn't work the first time they tried that...

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:28

Tart Kitty: Dec 17, 2016; Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Managed to pull myself away from work, and am trying to catch up. Can somebody please confirm whether or not Sessions arrived riding on the back of a rabbit, or perhaps in a hat blown through an open window?

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:28

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Fart City posted:

Managed to pull myself away from work, and am trying to catch up. Can somebody please confirm whether or not Sessions arrived riding on the back of a rabbit, or perhaps in a hat blown through an open window?

I do not recall

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:29

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Fart City posted:

Managed to pull myself away from work, and am trying to catch up. Can somebody please confirm whether or not Sessions arrived riding on the back of a rabbit, or perhaps in a hat blown through an open window?

he emerged from a hole in a tree, bearing a tray of fresh cookies

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:29

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Bhaal posted:

Sessions saying he won't get involved with Mueller firing. Does that mean it would have to be Rosenstein?

And just today Rosenstein said he won't fire him. So Trump is going to have to fire everyone to get what he wants. Should be fun.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:33

Michael Scott: Jan 3, 2010; by zen death robot

Fart City posted:

Managed to pull myself away from work, and am trying to catch up. Can somebody please confirm whether or not Sessions arrived riding on the back of a rabbit, or perhaps in a hat blown through an open window?

Not to my recollection

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:33

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

And just today Rosenstein said he won't fire him. So Trump is going to have to fire everyone to get what he wants. Should be fun.

Been his trademark for a while :v:

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:34

Jaxyon: Mar 7, 2016; I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Fart City posted:

Managed to pull myself away from work, and am trying to catch up. Can somebody please confirm whether or not Sessions arrived riding on the back of a rabbit, or perhaps in a hat blown through an open window?

he rode in on a horse and used a half naked black man to step down off of it so he wouldn't spill his sweet tea

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:34

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Al Borland Corp. posted:

The Senate Democrats could stop the bill. They just have to convince four Senate Republicans to get in one of their cars and then drive off a cliff.

Put Richard Burr in his Volkswagen Thing with 3 of his buddies (Thom Tillis as one of them) and have them get hit by a bus.

He drives it because he says "Cars would have great gas mileage if they didn't have all of those pesky safety regulations."

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:34

Levitate: Sep 30, 2005; randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENI�RE IN ME

Sessions is basically just a giant evil shithead isn't he

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:36

LaserShark: Oct 17, 2007; It's over, idiot. You're gonna die here and now, and the last words out of your mouth will have been 'poop train.'

"Mr. Sessions, would you mind if I gave you a handjob?"
"It would be my privilege."

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:37

Blowdryer: Jan 25, 2008

MAYBE

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:37

ThePeavstenator: Dec 18, 2012; Establish the Buns

Levitate posted:

Sessions is basically just a giant evil shithead isn't he

technically he's a small elven shithead but yeah basically

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:37

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Tormented posted:

Yeah looks that way. Keep talking, so you can't be asked questions.

Notice the difference with Risch, very terse affirm/deny, no hemming and hawing, no rambling.

E: granted they were all slow pitches

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:37

HappyHippo: Nov 19, 2003; Do you have an Air Miles Card?

Looks like that whole thing about cameras in the Senate has been walked back

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:38

Tormented: Jan 22, 2004; "And the goat shall bear upon itself all their iniquities unto a solitary place..."

LaserShark posted:

"Mr. Sessions, would you mind if I gave you a handjob?"
"It would be my privilege."

You notice his ramblings stopped when someone was asking softball questions.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:38

BlueberryCanary: Mar 18, 2016

Levitate posted:

Sessions is basically just a giant evil shithead isn't he

Well, Trump made him a member of his cabinet. It is pretty much a prerequisite.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:38

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Levitate posted:

Sessions is basically just a giant evil shithead isn't he

Actually he packs all that evil in a pretty tiny frame.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:38

Levitate: Sep 30, 2005; randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENI�RE IN ME

ThePeavstenator posted:

technically he's a small elven shithead but yeah basically

I mean that's probably giving elves a bad name. Even those types of elves that steal and eat children

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:38

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Eltoasto posted:

Gosh, thanks for you doing us a huge solid like this Burr.

There's plenty of things I don't like about my Senator, but I have to agree that at least he's an old school Republican and not a Tea Party shitheel. He takes his role as IC Chairman seriously.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:38

Spaced God: Feb 8, 2014; All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!

MEANWHILE
https://twitter.com/biologistimo/status/874707928141484037

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:39

Tart Kitty: Dec 17, 2016; Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Spaced God posted:

MEANWHILE
https://twitter.com/biologistimo/status/874707928141484037

Oh dear. Mitch McConnell better watch his back while foraging.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:41

arbybaconator: Dec 18, 2007; All hat and no cattle

Trump is making a public statement on healthcare the same time as the Sessions hearing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DWWgDcE7DY

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:41

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

arbybaconator posted:

Trump is making a public statement on healthcare the same time as the Sessions hearing

If he gets lower ratings hes going to fire Sessions

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:42

El Jeffe: Dec 24, 2009

Feinstein killin' it

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:42

PhazonLink: Jul 17, 2010

Spaced God posted:

MEANWHILE
https://twitter.com/biologistimo/status/874707928141484037

something something fat whale joke about Donnie not protecting himself.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:42

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Anything we didn't already know? Just got in from errands.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:42

Levitate: Sep 30, 2005; randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENI�RE IN ME

Spaced God posted:

MEANWHILE
https://twitter.com/biologistimo/status/874707928141484037

lol

I mean what even

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:42

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

The Hillary spectre has been summoned

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:44

mango sentinel: Jan 5, 2001; by sebmojo

Is there any actual precedent for "I refuse to talk about anything I said to the President" bullshit?

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:44

Burning_Monk: Jan 11, 2005; Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

Levitate posted:

lol

I mean what even

The sea is just lousy with turtles and whales.

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:44

stringball: Mar 17, 2009

god whenever someone else tries to interject and then he proceeds to talk louder and faster pisses me off so much

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:44

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

Here comes _Marco

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Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

"I don't know how leaving the room occurred"

# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:45

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