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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



I literally fell out of my chair laughing when he said, "You speak like a man eager to set the record straight."

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Who the hell is this weiner

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
May a merciful lord mangle oklahoma with frack quakes and tornados.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









JaucheCharly posted:

What was fox complaining about Obama at this point? The color of his tie?

aragula

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I'm amazed this guy can talk with sessions dong in his mouth

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries

Catastrophe posted:

My god, the Super Deluxe "live remix" stream of the Sessions testimony is 100% pure drugs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeJc2cHD0Q

The surreal horror of this has made me feel for the first time in my life that I am like an old person who is no longer compatible with the modern world. What is happening x_x

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
Just like Lankford said, Holder was actually held in contempt of congress lmao

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/01/judge-rejects-obamas-executive-privilege-claim-over-fast-and-furious-records-217970

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

The leaker wasn't anonymous at all it was Chris Ruddy on PBS News Hour

lmao Lankford is such a turd

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
its really funny just how badly a black man being president broke america

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






This guy is just testifying for sessions now lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i've got the WaPo live text updates on and i think they've given whoever was updating it an aneurysm because its not updated in a while

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

I say uh I say I don't recall

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Inept posted:

I say uh I say I don't recall

lol

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Inept posted:

The leaker wasn't anonymous at all it was Chris Ruddy on PBS News Hour

lmao Lankford is such a turd

Yeah, the President's buddy is the leaker, what the heck

Also Sessions is telling them what they should be asking him now haha

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
idk man. dont ask me what is this a hearing

Choco Zulu
Oct 10, 2007

A critical mass of chocolate confectionary

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

That movie was pretty good.

off topic, but what movie?

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
You could get more info about Russia out of Sessions by asking him about his favorite ice cream flavor. It's like the word "Russia" is on a long list of words that cause him to have a mild seizure and lose memory temporarily.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
This is a loving slog. Some real real dumb questions getting asked here.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Tom Cotton I hope an airplane engine falls on you

Skoora
Sep 29, 2009

JaucheCharly posted:

What was fox complaining about Obama at this point? The color of his skin?

yes

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Choco Zulu posted:

off topic, but what movie?

The Burbs

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
"thank you" - mr sessions

no poo poo

re: senator bringing up james bond and saying "the biggest" conspiracy or whatever in history or something as an intro to asking jeff seshy a hot Q

my new dog fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Jun 13, 2017

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax

Tumble posted:

This is a loving slog. Some real real dumb questions getting asked here.

lmao half of them have just given up and the other half are jumping in to actively aid Sessions I love America

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Choco Zulu posted:

off topic, but what movie?


The 'Burbs. Suspicious new European neighbors move in and the locals get concerned.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Oh good, I was worried that we wouldn't get to "telling people that the president is a criminal is the real crime".

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
it makes me nervous :(

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Kamala Harris :allears:

DevCore
Jul 16, 2003

Schooled by Satan


brylcreem posted:

Kamala Harris :allears:

Megaraptor
Dec 10, 2004

Life, uh...finds a way
He's the player taking 45 second to walk off the field when you have 90 seconds stoppage time.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Her emails!

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

brylcreem posted:

Kamala Harris :allears:

Jack Reed :allears:

OH, go gently caress yourself Sessions!

HoboNews
Oct 11, 2012

Don't rattle me bones
I'm at work and can't watch the hearing, which team is winning?

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
answer to question i dont want to answer: oh lawdy yaw questions i do proclaim doth entice mine vapors!

answer to question i want to answer: yes i do believe it was may 3rd

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I wish Jeff Sessions knew I was high right now and I find great entertainment in his bewildered expressions.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


McCain time!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Random Stranger posted:

Oh good, I was worried that we wouldn't get to "telling people that the president is a criminal is the real crime".

Yeah, reporting crimes is the worst offense, not unlike reporting police brutality

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Her emails!

"Do you believe it is suspicious that Comey was fired because of the ongoing Russia investigation, in which Trump confirmed?"
"Sir, but her emails."

ricro
Dec 22, 2008

Tiny Lowtax posted:

McCain time!

This is simultaneously giving me a headache and making me sleepy

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Tiny Lowtax posted:

McCain time!

There is nothing more statesmanlike that sharing a name with a brand of frozen supermarket pizzas.
http://mccain.com.au/

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

They make good frozen french fries and their potatoes usually don't have needles in them now!

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