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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Miftan
Mar 31, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

OwlFancier posted:

Distressing absence of stroopwaffles though.

I knew I liked you.

Seconding that Labour should just put their queen's speech forward on the 19th and gently caress with conventions. "we're ready to be the adults and govern, even if may is being a big baby about it". Seems in line with their shadow cabinet's recent sass as well.

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TheHoodedClaw
Jul 26, 2008

CoolCab posted:

doesn't she constitutionally speaking literally not have executive power right now? how is she supposed to engage in negotiations with sovereign nations?

Ministers, including the Prime Minister, remain in place with their responsibilities and privileges, until replaced. Parliament is dissolved at a GE, but the Government remains in place.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Buck house is apparently upset about all of this because its kind of cocked up a whole lot of events, and the ever present threat of Ascot at the weekend.

Random Integer
Oct 7, 2010

Of all the post-election talk the one that baffles me the most is the idea that Chuka Umunna matters. People talking about how to fit him in to the cabinet like he is some kind of noteworthy heavyweight. Who on earth is going to change their vote to Labour just because Chuka Umunna is now on board? What has he actually ever achieved? What barnstorming speeches has he delivered? I feel like Im missing something because what I see is an empty suit.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

BobbyThompson posted:

Just a reminder we have something to look forward to later this month :)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMSCITZB7ws

(edit, no embed permission)

Bit rude of Black Rod to refer to the Lords as "the house of piss" imho

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


jaete posted:

I live near Gray's Inn Rd and are your parents by any chance the couple that owns the two-story apartment with roof terrace above me

Good story though, I've always wondered why so many people will vote for parties whose obvious goal is the dismantling of health care. I guess it usually doesn't occur to them that they & their loved ones might end up suffering? :shrug:

No, they live in the Inn itself. The standing joke was that they were the first of their friends to move into sheltered accommodation.

And yeah, I felt it was the best method to reach out to her. Perhaps a bit emotionally manipulative, but for a good cause!

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Random Integer posted:

Of all the post-election talk the one that baffles me the most is the idea that Chuka Umunna matters. People talking about how to fit him in to the cabinet like he is some kind of noteworthy heavyweight. Who on earth is going to change their vote to Labour just because Chuka Umunna is now on board? What has he actually ever achieved? What barnstorming speeches has he delivered? I feel like Im missing something because what I see is an empty suit.

This, but Yvette Cooper. Who the gently caress cares if she is in the shad cab?

She literally said all she wanted was to be Prime Minister if my girlfriend's mum is to be believed. Which imo is a good reason to not let that happen.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Skinty McEdger posted:

Buck house is apparently upset about all of this because its kind of cocked up a whole lot of events, and the ever present threat of Ascot at the weekend.

Liz is probably a bit annoyed that May lied to her about being ready to put a government together as well

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/labourlewis/status/874707522573217792

Loving this new Not Racist Labour Party.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Namtab posted:

I don't believe you

I too do not believe that was only a dream.

Random Integer posted:

What barnstorming speeches has he delivered?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ4A-KeJG_s

(Can't find the full thing at the moment)

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
https://twitter.com/davidallengreen/status/874726732359770112

Not all leavers can be this loving dumb, surely?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Rarity posted:

Might as well make the most of those £2 Eggs Benedict while they can

loving hell that's reason enough to become an MP.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Tsaedje posted:

Liz is probably a bit annoyed that May lied to her about being ready to put a government together as well

The conflict going on in the DUP right now knowing they've got the PM over a barrel but the Queen might have her feelings hurt. :,(

https://twitter.com/gibbygibbo1/status/874414759357100033


https://twitter.com/officiaIwinemom/status/874702862730833921

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/ollybarratt/status/874727475573608449

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

OwlFancier posted:

loving hell that's reason enough to become an MP.

Depends on the quality of the hollandaise.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Strong agree that the MP for Bolsover should be tasked with a pithy statement to Black Rod each opening. Dangerous ground I know if the Tories were ever to take it but eh.

Angepain posted:

I too do not believe that was only a dream.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ4A-KeJG_s

(Can't find the full thing at the moment)

There's also his amazing interrogation of Livingstone where he comes off looking like the idiot/

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

An enormous percentage of them really are. The leave campaign was categorised by complete ignorance of any facet of european politics and complete illiteracy in it's political systems, it's a stretch to expect most leavers are different. Granted, a lot of them don't care about that stuff and just wanted out to kick out muslims or whatever, but I've very rarely spoken to a leaver who can tell me anything factual about the EU.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Abbott has revealed that the illness that caused her break from campaigning was Type 2 Diabetes, because her blood sugars were 'out of control'.

She also says that she feels ready to get back to work. I feel bad for saying it, but maybe she should move to a less high profile role. If stress was the underlying cause of her issue (by exacerbating her diabetes) it's hardly going to go away. She can still make a valuable contribution in another ministerial job and it gives Corbyn a little breathing room to reshuffle one of the top jobs.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Gonzo McFee posted:

The conflict going on in the DUP right now knowing they've got the PM over a barrel but the Queen might have her feelings hurt. :,(

https://twitter.com/gibbygibbo1/status/874414759357100033

You dickhead I got a lungful of chips.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Angepain posted:

I too do not believe that was only a dream.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ4A-KeJG_s

(Can't find the full thing at the moment)

Reminder that the Labour party BC took from their half hearted "we might weaken austerity but not really if you don't want us to" pitch not winning 2015 was that Austerity was good and that Labour should double down on austerity and then they spent the next two years trying to sabotage Corbyn because they deeply believed this. Ultimately liberals will always fight tooth and nail with socialists while compromising with the right wing.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Captain Fargle posted:

Depends on the quality of the hollandaise.

For two quid I'll take mayonnaise with yellow crayons mixed in.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Wow watching the news there, and UK inflation has gone from about 0 to 2.9% since Brexit? Brexit is gonna be tough on you lads, better start stocking up on fivers to use as toilet paper and kindling

Don't worry, all we need to do is raise interest rates and we're sorted.

Oh, right, yeah, the housing bubble being more or less the entire basis of our economy, and levels of personal debt that suggest every person on the country is a gambling addict with a system. Okay, Plan B...

Right, all we need to do is increase our exports, get other countries buying up Sterling so we can absorb the inflation. Oh.. UK manufacturing destroyed over the last 4 decades by the same people now profiting off the housing bubble. And we're about to make our exports considerably more expensive to our largest trading partner. Plan C needed...

erm...

Well I almost hate to suggest it, but maybe slash public spending to the bone, get some of that monetarist shock therapy poo poo going on. Sweat the inflation out. It's going to hurt, but... ah. So we've spent the last seven years doing that, and all of our public services are at breaking point, and we're still inflating like a deviantart fanfic heroine?

IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF CORBYN AND HIS MARXIST POLICIES AND THE REMOANERS TALKING DOWN GREAT BRITAIN!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Perhaps we could nationalize theresa may and charge world leaders and members of the tory party exorbitant sums to throw rocks at her.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


WeAreTheRomans posted:

Wow watching the news there, and UK inflation has gone from about 0 to 2.9% since Brexit? Brexit is gonna be tough on you lads, better start stocking up on fivers to use as toilet paper and kindling
Huh, that's a big increase, what could have caused-

BBC News posted:

The sugar, jam, confectionery and children's clothing markets were mainly responsible for the increase in food and clothing prices.
:vince: Well, they told us he's ruin this country!

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


3% inflation is, fiiiine, as long as the pound doesn't drop any further we're good, loans will just devalue themselves

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

Tsaedje posted:

Bit rude of Black Rod to refer to the Lords as "the house of piss" imho

See, people bang on about how the Shadow Cabinet is such a good name but it pales in the magnificence of

The Gentleman Usher of the Black Rod

Now that is a belter of a name

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Police and Crime Commissioner is a pretty good addition (though the position itself is a joke)

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

Perhaps we could nationalize theresa may and charge world leaders and members of the tory party exorbitant sums to throw rocks at her.

Careful, that sort of thing could see the kind of runaway inflation Spain saw after discovering the New World and bringing back all that gold.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

Don't worry, we still have the financial industry

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/jun/13/brussels-euro-uk-brexit-eu-business posted:

Brussels has published proposals that could force London’s prized euro-clearing trade out of the City after Brexit, as the EU plans for life without Europe’s biggest financial centre.

While the plans stop short of forced relocation after Brexit in 2019, they would give the EU greater oversight and the power to compel “systemically important” firms to move to the continent in the name of protecting financial stability.

Oh.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

nothing to seehere posted:

3% inflation is, fiiiine, as long as the pound doesn't drop any further we're good, loans will just devalue themselves

Pfft 3% is so loving goddamn low. I'm used to 40% inflation, your Tories have quite a ways to go to gently caress it up that badly, but they've got the talent for it, I'll give you that.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

OwlFancier posted:

loving hell that's reason enough to become an MP.

i wish i'd got on the MEP train when it was an available job that paid £70k to do nothing for UKIP

i bet their MEP's will kick off once they lose that

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

what's the german term for second hand embarassement again. because i'm getting a lot from may lately

like with this

https://twitter.com/search?q=at%20least%20someone%20got%20a%20landslide&src=tyah

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The Financial Times might have a lower percentage of it's readers not voting because I'd imagine it's read by a lot of people who are foreign city workers unable to vote or something. that would be my guess.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Kurtofan posted:

what's the german term for second hand embarassement again. because i'm getting a lot from may lately

like with this

https://twitter.com/search?q=at%20least%20someone%20got%20a%20landslide&src=tyah

Schadenfreude?

Or possibly Fremdschämen.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Jun 13, 2017

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

OwlFancier posted:

Schadenfreude?

Fremdschamen.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

OwlFancier posted:

Schadenfreude?

fremdschamen

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

Fremdschamen

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Hmm not encountered that one until I looked it up.

I posit that "ricky gervais" should be the english translation.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Schadenfremdschamen

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
ugh can this government just hurry up and collapse already so we can get on with installing full communism. smh

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