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Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005


Because you have an upright spine.

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cnut
May 3, 2016

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Because you have an upright spine.

The pelvis probably has a lot to do with it, too.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Your stool too hard

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
You're homo erectus.

Ron Jeremy posted:

Navy safety videos are the best



The saltiest salt to have ever salted



No kidding. Check this poo poo out:



Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLzbmlzG3X4

ZorajitZorajit
Sep 15, 2013

No static at all...

...that was the wastewater wasn't it...

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



You need less prop fluid.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

Gromit posted:

I'm only posting this because I want someone to tell me what it is he does at the end with his little finger in the air. What is he checking?

http://i.imgur.com/3tWbtN0.gifv

As other said, it's a one-handed chamber check. Some guys practice assembly/disassembly one-handed, just in case Zombie Obama ate their other hand. The first and last steps in a safe (dis-)/(re-)assembly is a chamber check. So doing it one-handed when no one is looking is like twirling a pen alone in your office when you're alone; it's showing off for no one. Its inclusion in a movie is dumb, but is further proof that Keanu Reeves is Actually Good With Guns.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

mobby_6kl posted:

You're homo erectus.


No kidding. Check this poo poo out:



Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLzbmlzG3X4

"Argh I think a rib punctured my lung! Hrrrngh why are you laughing?!?"

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
More safety video gifs:





source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFEXGYP1r1A

Literally A Person has a new favorite as of 23:50 on Jun 12, 2017

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/xKRIA7I.gifv

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/tN5VaMb.gifv

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

loving expertly done.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

He's just really blown away by the pictures of Spider-Man he's looking at.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Semi-:nws:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here



These are loving amazing!

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

...God damnit! After all these years, I never asked where'd the pumpkin come from!

Mock the Cross
Sep 4, 2009










Yessod
Mar 21, 2007

It really looks like if you slowed this down the straw would spell out secret messages.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/czFX16q.gifv

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



High jumper doing hurdles.

http://i.imgur.com/lzFD6Ei.gifv

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here


90's.jyf

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

DAYYUMM

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Kinda want to see this in regular speed, if anyone has it.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
I last saw it in a gif, so I figured I'd ask here: anyone remember the music video where a fat guy is looking at an upside-down, spinning chair, then he sits in it (upside-down), then he gets sick? I could've sworn it was NIN - Closer, but it wasn't.

EDIT


OK, managed to find it under "fat guy upside-down spinning chair gif", but I still don't know where it's from. Anyone?

Mezzanine has a new favorite as of 04:57 on Jun 14, 2017

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Mezzanine posted:

I last saw it in a gif, so I figured I'd ask here: anyone remember the music video where a fat guy is looking at an upside-down, spinning chair, then he sits in it (upside-down), then he gets sick? I could've sworn it was NIN - Closer, but it wasn't.

That's from Scary Movie 3.

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Mezzanine posted:

I last saw it in a gif, so I figured I'd ask here: anyone remember the music video where a fat guy is looking at an upside-down, spinning chair, then he sits in it (upside-down), then he gets sick? I could've sworn it was NIN - Closer, but it wasn't.

EDIT


OK, managed to find it under "fat guy upside-down spinning chair gif", but I still don't know where it's from. Anyone?

Unsure if it was also in a music video but a quick reverse search shows it was also in Scary Movie 3.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muaQdzcwFW8

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
Thank you!

Bushmaori
Mar 8, 2009

I've always wondered: how the hell did he get on the chair?

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

I have dreams where I move like this, it's a little uncanny. A slow run with a jump/float thrown in. :tinfoil:

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
setGravity 0.5

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Mezzanine posted:

Thank you!

It's also parodying the horror movie the Ring.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Kennel posted:

setGravity 0.5

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


http://i.imgur.com/iGUdH3Q.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/KmVOJ0l.mp4

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

http://i.imgur.com/n3w3E3e.mp4

cnut
May 3, 2016

25MB gif of a guy eating 5 dozen raw eggs in an awful hurry. Would love to know what happened next! lol

http://i.imgur.com/zz42uGb.gif

cnut has a new favorite as of 15:36 on Jun 14, 2017

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IUG
Jul 14, 2007


http://i.imgur.com/zz42uGb.gifv

Try the gifv so it's not 25 megs. Just add a "v" to the end of your url.

I don't know the filesize, as imgur just downloads the gif when I tyr.

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