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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

DeadButDelicious posted:

gently caress me this is horrible news to wake up to. Those poor people. :smith:

I watched it progress via the Guardian and a YouTube feed at work.

Went from "this is bad but interesting" to "this is hosed" to "this is bloody tragic" to an angry "when does the manhunt for the fuckheads responsible start?".

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Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

ronya posted:

if it turns out that some idiot deliberately started a fire, it is quite likely this will remove liability from the builder, even if said builder used gasoline and candle wax to line the walls

They'd still be done in for building violations, though. Not quite a murder charge, but either way it might get some contractors to look more closely at this sort of stuff.

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Zephro posted:

When I lived in a tower block in Hong Kong my block, and all the various ones my friends lived in all over town, had two separate staircases so that either or both could be used in a fire, and both staircases were built from concrete with tiled walls and kept totally free from junk so that nothing there could catch fire. There was a central fire alarm system that was tested I think monthly? And the flats all had big heavy front doors that I assume were pretty fire resistant.

I live in HK now and have a similar arrangement. Also buildings here usually have a firebreak floor somewhere in the middle so that at most half the building will be affected.

God this is so horrible.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Miftan posted:

They'd still be done in for building violations, though. Not quite a murder charge, but either way it might get some contractors to look more closely at this sort of stuff.

yup. but statutory fines are quite different from manslaughter charges, as penalties go

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
I know a guy that lived in northern China for 3 years and he had a rope and carabiner arrangement so he could rappel from his 11th storey death trap apartment in case of emergency.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
I was commenting to a colleague at work today that if I ever lived in a high rise again I'd have a 200ft (or however long I needed) rope ladder delivered to my place of residence.

It might take up a ton of room and be pointless but I'd be fine with that outcome.

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

Corrode posted:

I reckon you're at Ovo because when I worked there they were rolling out smart meters disastrously and then it turned out people were switching and their smart meter which had taken six months to get installed didn't work as intended any more. Also they kept hooking up meters in places where they couldn't get signal, then relying on rolling out a signal-booster which didn't yet exist to make the whole thing usable.

Agreed though, energy companies are dying for accurate, reliable meter readings because loving about with over/under estimation and rebilling is a huge waste of time and money.

Bingo. But yeah there were some dumb issues when it first started because turns out using third parties to install the smart meters is a stupid idea because they just pass the buck onto the supplier. Learned that lesson though!

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Gbs has reached the reasonable and obvious conclusion that this was caused by a suicide bomber's vest going off prematurely while being built.

communism bitch fucked around with this message at 09:24 on Jun 14, 2017

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

ronya posted:

yup. but statutory fines are quite different from manslaughter charges, as penalties go

I'm sure we could find a judge who would give them whatever you want the British equivalent of accessory to murder is.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Miftan posted:

I'm sure we could find a judge who would give them whatever you want the British equivalent of accessory to murder is.

that was the point of my remark: IANAL, but from what little I know this is not the way common law jurisprudence generally thinks about causation

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

ronya posted:

if it turns out that some idiot deliberately started a fire, it is quite likely this will remove liability from the builder, even if said builder used gasoline and candle wax to line the walls

This is almost certainly wrong. The building should have been designed with adequate safeguards for any reasonably foreseeable event, and (for example) some scrote setting fire to a bunch of bins is definitely foreseeable.

There are entire specialisms in engineering (and I assume this extends to buildings of this kind in civil engineering) about design failure modes effects analysis (DFMEA) and the process is excruciatingly detailed and typically leaves no component or aspect untouched. I have literally sat in DFMEA meetings for an entire working day, breaking only for twenty minutes at lunch and scrutinising so much as a single 4mm bolt shearing.(Hoping Bozza turns up to back me up on this since I think hes still in a reasonably similar field).

That this building and/or renovations passed its regulatory obligations and then burnt down indicates one of several things:

1) The compliance process is at fault
2) The building was not modified in compliance with the plan.
3) Both.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Beefeater1980 posted:

I live in HK now and have a similar arrangement. Also buildings here usually have a firebreak floor somewhere in the middle so that at most half the building will be affected.

God this is so horrible.

How does the top half of the building manage if the bottom half burns down?

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

How does the top half of the building manage if the bottom half burns down?

skyhooks, natch

Mighty Steed
Apr 16, 2005
Nice horsey
BBC News just showed a school nearby which has been clad in the same material as the tower block.

This is horrible.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

OwlFancier posted:

How does the top half of the building manage if the bottom half burns down?

You'll be fine as long as the tower isn't made of sand. Have you never played Minecraft? :rolleyes:

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

How does the top half of the building manage if the bottom half burns down?

Very carefully.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Seriously, unless you live in a high rise then get a rope ladder for £10, if you want to splash out then portable fire escape ladders for up to three story buildings are a thing for £50 if that. You want to be jumping out of the window going "but the landlord was supposed to do it!!" for the sake of £50?

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Zero Gravitas posted:

This is almost certainly wrong. The building should have been designed with adequate safeguards for any reasonably foreseeable event, and (for example) some scrote setting fire to a bunch of bins is definitely foreseeable.

sounds reasonable. i concede to your superior knowledge

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

JBP posted:

I know a guy that lived in northern China for 3 years and he had a rope and carabiner arrangement so he could rappel from his 11th storey death trap apartment in case of emergency.
The Longworth fire escape system is good and cool, being a rope, harness, and dashpot to allow you to automatically safely lower yourself.



It's not much use when the cladding is on fire though, and the slow speed makes it bad for hanging landlords.

Also useless for everything:

Thlom
Feb 24, 2008
According to BBC World News just now the building were clad in different kind of materials. Some of it the same kind of colourful plastic looking plates as on the school right beside the building.

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

learnincurve posted:

Seriously, unless you live in a high rise then get a rope ladder for £10, if you want to splash out then portable fire escape ladders for up to three story buildings are a thing for £50 if that. You want to be jumping out of the window going "but the landlord was supposed to do it!!" for the sake of £50?

Kill your landlord and live in his house?

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
This sort of only one way out tragedy used to hit the States a lot last century which is why cities require more than one set of stairs in high rises, fire exits, fire doors, etc. Because if one set of stairs is taken out or is too crowded there'd at least be another. There isn't a dependence on stay-in-place 1-hour ratings either because it's always possible that the fire won't be contained to just one space, or the possibility of co2 poisoning.

I sincerely expect Corbyn to push for new safety standards.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Why is "I'll take the flammable foam and aluminium cladding, please" even an option that companies produce?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

learnincurve posted:

Seriously, unless you live in a high rise then get a rope ladder for £10, if you want to splash out then portable fire escape ladders for up to three story buildings are a thing for £50 if that. You want to be jumping out of the window going "but the landlord was supposed to do it!!" for the sake of £50?

Well now we know what started the Grenfell Tower fire, it was your hot takes. Next time you feel the urge to blame the victims of a disaster, do you think you could perhaps wait until they've been counted?

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

Happy Birthday Che Guevara, btw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr_g23qi9hg

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
This is "bloke-down-the-pub" level knowledge but a mate of mine who's a builder in Australia reckons the problem with the aluminium cladding over there was that while the stuff easily passed fire-safety tests - you could hold a blowtorch against it for hours and nothing happened - if you got a large section of it hot enough it would deform and break the fireproof coating, at which point you've then got burning aluminium and all bets are off.

Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

If I lived in one of the recent redevelopments proudly listed on that website I would be opening up lines of communication immediately

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


learnincurve posted:

Seriously, unless you live in a high rise then get a rope ladder for £10, if you want to splash out then portable fire escape ladders for up to three story buildings are a thing for £50 if that. You want to be jumping out of the window going "but the landlord was supposed to do it!!" for the sake of £50?

But how are people who can't even afford energy saving bulbs or 5p plastic bags supposed to stretch to this???

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Thanks Ants posted:

Why is "I'll take the flammable foam and aluminium cladding, please" even an option that companies produce?
What if you're a private home owner and you want to die?

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben

Thanks Ants posted:

Why is "I'll take the flammable foam and aluminium cladding, please" even an option that companies produce?

Capitalism

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Proper brutalism looks better than cladding anyway :colbert:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

How the hell is it ok to have a fire safety sign that goes "You should be safe"?

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

goddamnedtwisto posted:

This is "bloke-down-the-pub" level knowledge but a mate of mine who's a builder in Australia reckons the problem with the aluminium cladding over there was that while the stuff easily passed fire-safety tests - you could hold a blowtorch against it for hours and nothing happened - if you got a large section of it hot enough it would deform and break the fireproof coating, at which point you've then got burning aluminium and all bets are off.

But it's Aluminium, how can it burn? - some old person in charge who doesn't understand physics

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Heard two witnesses on Five Live saying they saw the fire spread through burning cladding.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Thanks Ants posted:

Why is "I'll take the flammable foam and aluminium cladding, please" even an option that companies produce?
How can we expect to encourage captains of industry to build more cheap slum dwelling if we overburden them at every step with useless and expensive safety requirements?

Praseodymi posted:

Kill your landlord and live in his house

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Emma Dent Coad, the new Labour Kensington MP, is a motherfucking architecture historian specialising in social housing.

She probably knows all this already, but type up an e-mail and send her all this suspicious, blatantly corrupt poo poo and watch those shitbirds get stomped.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Darth Walrus posted:

Emma Dent Coad, the new Labour Kensington MP, is a motherfucking architecture historian specialising in social housing.

She probably knows all this already, but type up an e-mail and send her all this suspicious, blatantly corrupt poo poo and watch those shitbirds get stomped.

:eyepop:
Talk about the right person in the right job at the right time.

Do that.

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben

Darth Walrus posted:

Emma Dent Coad, the new Labour Kensington MP, is a motherfucking architecture historian specialising in social housing.

She probably knows all this already, but type up an e-mail and send her all this suspicious, blatantly corrupt poo poo and watch those shitbirds get stomped.

:allears: Fantasize a boot stomping on a landlord's face, forever. :allears:

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

Darth Walrus posted:

Emma Dent Coad, the new Labour Kensington MP, is a motherfucking architecture historian specialising in social housing.

She probably knows all this already, but type up an e-mail and send her all this suspicious, blatantly corrupt poo poo and watch those shitbirds get stomped.

Oh yes, I like this.

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Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



DancingShade posted:

But it's Aluminium, how can it burn? - some old person in charge who doesn't understand physics

Aluminium is quite reactive with oxygen. The reason it doesn't burn when you have your coke can in your hand is because it is covered in a thin film of aluminium oxide which does not burn. Strip away that layer with heat, and it'll happily react with all that oxygen.

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