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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Owlkill posted:

Is there a time limit on how long this can go on for?

Not if Theresa May keeps burning down blocks of flats to extend it there isn't. One wonders if her inability to perform the simplest of group activities in time in Paris wasn't actually a calculated manoeuvre to establish a heavily photographed alibi.

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Mugsbaloney posted:

I live next to the grand lodge in Glasgow and some fucker practices penny whistle without fail at 9 every week night and combined with the weekend marches it is driving me loving insane

Have you got a snooker ball and an old sports sock?

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


Breakin to the grand lodge, hide loudspeakers everywhere and put on some fine music* when they are all in the lodge.

*Fine music being how being gay is good.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Namtab posted:

That's not what sos means
It's a useful mnemonic.

As it's sent as a constant procedural, you can also write it as SMB and remember it as Save My Balls.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Extreme0 posted:

Breakin to the grand lodge, hide loudspeakers everywhere and put on some fine music* when they are all in the lodge.

*Fine music being how being gay is good.

WELCOME TO RADIO WOLFTONES, THAT WAS BLACK AND TANS, UP NEXT, BLACK AND TANS

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

The average time to form a coalition government in western Europe is like 40 days so this could take some time tbh - the Tory/Lib deal was remarkably fast and the Libs got dragged over hot coals for folding to the Tories on so many issues that even though this is only a confidence & supply deal they will probably try to lengthen the negotiations out for a bit.

I wouldn't piss over the time it's taking though considering Labour will probably have to go through a similar process

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

kustomkarkommando posted:

The average time to form a coalition government in western Europe is like 40 days so this could take some time tbh - the Tory/Lib deal was remarkably fast and the Libs got dragged over hot coals for folding to the Tories on so many issues that even though this is only a confidence & supply deal they will probably try to lengthen the negotiations out for a bit.

I wouldn't piss over the time it's taking though considering Labour will probably have to go through a similar process

Labour wouldn't want a coalition but if they're smart they'll already be in talks with the SNP, Greens, PC, and the lib dems so when their turn comes they can do it in a couple of days.

spiderbot
Oct 21, 2012


Presumably if the DUP are playing a much bigger role in parliament the post of Shadow NI secretary becomes more significant?

The more I hear about the Glenfell tower the angrier I get. Like someone said up thread, it seems like the perfect storm of everthing wrong with capitalism. Is there anywhere to donate to help?

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

Miftan posted:

Labour wouldn't want a coalition but if they're smart they'll already be in talks with the SNP, Greens, PC, and the lib dems so when their turn comes they can do it in a couple of days.

Yeah, I imagine at this point Labour just want another election

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Miftan posted:

Labour wouldn't want a coalition but if they're smart they'll already be in talks with the SNP, Greens, PC, and the lib dems so when their turn comes they can do it in a couple of days.

Well this technically isn't a coalition - any confidence agreement made before an election may not be worth the paper it's written on depending on how the seats fall as well (considering these parties are all actively competing against each other and an electoral pact seems unlikely), one party could find it's hand surprisingly strengthened or surprisingly weaker than expected and the lack of formality of any back room deal which i doubt would be broadcast publicly would probably mean negotiations would have to recommence after the election.

Like i'm sure the SNP, eager to win votes back from Labour after a bruising election, will pull teeth if they find themselves in a position to do it

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Collateral posted:

The only other real candidates are Ed Davey and Jo Swinton. I don't mind a return to, say a nostalgia for, another Scottish Jo to lead the revival of the party.

Jo Swinson is a full on career politican to an extent that I, for one, find pretty creepy. Yes she's a lady but so is Theresa May, so is Ruth Davidson, and so was Margaret Thatcher, it may be a change but it doesn't really feel like a positive aspect.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
So I just got home after not being able to check the news since midday and apparently this fire is still going? What the actual gently caress?

Captain Mediocre
Oct 14, 2005

Saving lives and money!

Labour doesn't really need to be making pre-emptive negotiations.The Tories and DUP do have a combined majority so if it came upon Labour to propose a Queen's Speech it clearly couldn't pass. This is frankly the ideal outcome anyway because it would necessitate another election, which all indications imply Corbyn would stomp.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Rarity posted:

So I just got home after not being able to check the news since midday and apparently this fire is still going? What the actual gently caress?

It's got enough oxygen, fuel and heat to keep going for a while. The WTC supposedly burned for months.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

But going into a minority government without any agreements on supply is going to open you up for a world of hurt come budget time

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

What are the positives of british rail being renationalixrd? Under corbyn im assuming the rail stations will be manned aith old timey billy club wielding constables

Captain Mediocre
Oct 14, 2005

Saving lives and money!

LeoMarr posted:

What are the positives of british rail being renationalixrd? Under corbyn im assuming the rail stations will be manned aith old timey billy club wielding constables

The taxpayer will to get to keep the profits as well as subsidising the losses?

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

Stupid question: what would happen if a few Tories voted to support a Labour queen's speech with the intent of dragging Corbyn through the mud of an unworkable minority government for a bit before the inevitable election?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Party Boat posted:

It's got enough oxygen, fuel and heat to keep going for a while. The WTC supposedly burned for months.

Thermite paint will do that.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Rarity posted:

So I just got home after not being able to check the news since midday and apparently this fire is still going? What the actual gently caress?

https://twitter.com/Silva/status/875045607903289347

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

pumpinglemma posted:

Stupid question: what would happen if a few Tories voted to support a Labour queen's speech with the intent of dragging Corbyn through the mud of an unworkable minority government for a bit before the inevitable election?
Both parties would capitulate before the next election chcle and what comes after would be paramount to hitler returnjng.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

pumpinglemma posted:

Stupid question: what would happen if a few Tories voted to support a Labour queen's speech with the intent of dragging Corbyn through the mud of an unworkable minority government for a bit before the inevitable election?

They could abstain and do that if they wanted to - It would be pretty extreme and could backfire with good Labour messaging targeting Tory wrecking playing games with the economic health of the state/the future of the country, though If they a muster a majority to block the repeal of the FTPA/EVEL he would be completely hamstrung for 5 years in a slow motion death by a thousand needles scenario

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010

pumpinglemma posted:

Stupid question: what would happen if a few Tories voted to support a Labour queen's speech with the intent of dragging Corbyn through the mud of an unworkable minority government for a bit before the inevitable election?

It would be a risky bet because what is to say Corbyn that can't convince some of the Tory left to defy a whip in rebellion to May on issues. The Tory whip offices are already full of MPs making lists of pork barrel demands to stop them bringing the government down because the government is weak. A hung parliament is one of the times they can really make demands, and Corbyn can make them offers of pork they would bite for too.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

We could face a British equivalent of the government shut down stand off basically

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

StoicFnord posted:

Posted this in the election thread, but relevant :


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN3e-aYUusc

We sold a bunch of firefighters so we could level up the ones we have left, it's a pro strat dontchaknow :pcgaming:

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

kustomkarkommando posted:

They could abstain and do that if they wanted to - It would be pretty extreme and could backfire with good Labour messaging targeting Tory wrecking playing games with the economic health of the state/the future of the country, though If they a muster a majority to block the repeal of the FTPA/EVEL he would be completely hamstrung for 5 years in a slow motion death by a thousand needles scenario

Even if they did that Corbs could call for a vote of no confidence in his government and force an election that way. If they actually got a majority to vote confidence in him then he could just refuse to put forward a budget and collapse the government that way. They couldn't really force him to continue governing without making themselves look like absolutely poison to the electorate.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH
The last thing Labour wants is to try and actually govern right now they need a new election ASAP to win a majority.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

pumpinglemma posted:

Stupid question: what would happen if a few Tories voted to support a Labour queen's speech with the intent of dragging Corbyn through the mud of an unworkable minority government for a bit before the inevitable election?

They'd lose their seats next election so it isn't going to happen.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

pumpinglemma posted:

Stupid question: what would happen if a few Tories voted to support a Labour queen's speech with the intent of dragging Corbyn through the mud of an unworkable minority government for a bit before the inevitable election?
The Tories love to play tricky games with voting and based on their track record recently I assume it would lead to Corbyn as PM for two decades.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

jabby posted:

Even if they did that Corbs could call for a vote of no confidence in his government and force an election that way. If they actually got a majority to vote confidence in him then he could just refuse to put forward a budget and collapse the government that way. They couldn't really force him to continue governing without making themselves look like absolutely poison to the electorate.

They can abstain on the confidence issue, allowing him to stay in, all you need to do is throw out some guff about how its too early for another election and Brexit is too soon. Refusing to put forward a budget and not resigning would be a constitutional crisis - the novelties the FTPA brought in regards to excluding budget defeats from grounds for dissolution of parliament would probably force us into the territory of the civil service running through their drawn down money for a month or two with no new budget, with the possible threat of a whitehall default holding budget.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
I browse mobile usually, when did everybody get these sweet gang tags?

I assume like June 9th?

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

They are, in that they are ringing around every hotel in the local area trying to find beds for those displaced, while close to 2000 properties in the borough remain empty

lol, 2000 is a huge underestimation at this point

Adam Vegas
Apr 14, 2013



Namtab posted:

That's not what sos means

yeah I know, it's secretary of state. I was making A Joke

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Renaissance Robot posted:

I browse mobile usually, when did everybody get these sweet gang tags?

I assume like June 9th?

Something like that :c00l:

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

kustomkarkommando posted:

They can abstain on the confidence issue, allowing him to stay in, all you need to do is throw out some guff about how its too early for another election and Brexit is too soon. Refusing to put forward a budget and not resigning would be a constitutional crisis - the novelties the FTPA brought in regards to excluding budget defeats from grounds for dissolution of parliament would probably force us into the territory of the civil service running through their drawn down money for a month or two with no new budget, with the possible threat of a whitehall default holding budget.

It would be a ridiculous farce and pretty much everyone in the country would see the Tories trying to prevent another election while also holding up the work of government. Then as soon as the election happened they'd get crushed. So I strongly doubt they'd try it.

madey
Sep 17, 2007

I saved the Olympics singlehandedly

kustomkarkommando posted:

They can abstain on the confidence issue, allowing him to stay in, all you need to do is throw out some guff about how its too early for another election and Brexit is too soon. Refusing to put forward a budget and not resigning would be a constitutional crisis - the novelties the FTPA brought in regards to excluding budget defeats from grounds for dissolution of parliament would probably force us into the territory of the civil service running through their drawn down money for a month or two with no new budget, with the possible threat of a whitehall default holding budget.

If the opposition refused a general election wouldn't Corbyn just put forward a really populist budget and give them a choice between a rock and a hard place? (multiple levels of hypotheticals at this point though).

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

Extreme0 posted:

Breakin to the grand lodge, hide loudspeakers everywhere and put on some fine music* when they are all in the lodge.

*Fine music being how being gay is good.

We actually did a version of this once.

Back in the late 80s :corsair: had a top floor flat at the top of Leith Walk (Elm Row with Gayfield Police Station across the road) we were having a band practice and heard all this noise coming from outside. Looked out the windows and there's an Orange March coming up Leith Walk.
So we stuck some PA speakers (muso joke - it was an Orange system :v:) out on the window ledges and joined in with what can only be described as pychedelic oompa-oompa band nonsense.
About 10 minutes in the door intercom buzzed, the Police wanted to know what we were doing - I didn't hear the conversation but whichever of us it was persuaded them to let us play as long as the march was passing if we stopped after. So we turned the volume up and kept going.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

vodkat posted:

lol, 2000 is a huge underestimation at this point

that was just a number I saw bandied about earlier in the thread. Also, someone should make a twitter account "Every Time The Sun Is Told To Get To gently caress"

https://twitter.com/moiness/status/875095670805475338

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

jabby posted:

It would be a ridiculous farce and pretty much everyone in the country would see the Tories trying to prevent another election while also holding up the work of government. Then as soon as the election happened they'd get crushed. So I strongly doubt they'd try it.

If they claim to be seeking amendments on only certain issues and leave several chunks of the budget uncontested it could be a staring match, banking on a Labour refusal to meet them halfway and plunging the country into shutdown would polarise voters - appeals to bipartisanship, guff about being willing to work but facing closed doors, stuff about the national consensus.

It would be massive political gamble but it could possibly not backfire on them

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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

kustomkarkommando posted:

The average time to form a coalition government in western Europe is like 40 days so this could take some time tbh
*grins belge-ishly*

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