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GOON TALES- Doctor Dog is not allowed anywhere near the car anymore. That is all
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Burkion posted:GOON TALES- you're just gonna post this and not  THE drat STORY BEHIND IT?
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Jun 14, 2017 21:22
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Carebearz posted:you're just gonna post this and not He knows what he loving did. Two matches, one after the other. First one, we get the car going in record time, fight our way out, and he's driving- we actually pull it off and we're in the loving clear. Then he crashes into a fence because he stopped looking at the game and just assumed the road would be straight. Then the Chad that was in the car bailed for the boat, and even though we had the PERFECT CHANCE to recover, he refuses to drive off without him. He starts going backwards AFTER Chad when Jason is already caught up. From there it just falls apart and we all die. Like, he actively refused to leave without Chad until it was too late. The second attempt was even more frustrating. So he's not driving to begin with I don't think, but Duster is Jason so you know. poo poo goes wrong. I end up getting Dusted pretty quickly and Duster slaughters most of the rest of them. I come back as Tommy, rush over to the car and he's the only one still alive. So the two of us work on Duster and I finally get Duster knocked down long enough for Dog to start the car. I physically use my body to keep Duster from smashing the car and then I throw myself in the way of the door so he can't get there. All Dog has to do is go backwards. It's not LIKELY he would survive, but it was a straight shot backwards. He could have juked Duster in the car if he tried. He goes literally every other direction that isn't backwards He does not survive. My sole consolation is that the boat team survived.
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Jun 14, 2017 21:37
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Hockles posted:PATCH NOTES Well, I'm never picking up another shotgun again. I think I accidentally hit more councilors than Jasons anyway.
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Jun 14, 2017 21:37
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Carebearz posted:how? am I missing something here? I'm mad because going psycho Chad is gonna cost extra now
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Jun 14, 2017 21:38
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Carebearz posted:how? am I missing something here? it is not an effective change because most griefers didn't care about XP in the first place. the difference between -600XP/round and -3000 is academic to them. as such it won't change their behavior, but people screaming about being killed will feel marginally better about it. the people hurt most here will be the cats who accidentally kill a dude since it sets them back the best part of two games. an actual effective change would be a DOTA 2 like system where if you get enough reports, you get thrown into a low-priority pool where you can only play with other shitlords. just have a betrayal count as an automatic report. an accidental kill here and there won't matter, but if you kill 5 people over 3 games you're going into games will resemble The Culling with a superpowered referee. this however would be a pretty large systemic change and they're still up to their nutsacks in bugs so i wouldn't expect that.
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Jun 14, 2017 21:40
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Burkion posted:He knows what he loving did. this is the best thing ever
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Jun 14, 2017 21:41
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Lastdancer posted:I'm mad because going psycho Chad is gonna cost extra now I'll ask again, how? what am I missing here
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Jun 14, 2017 21:41
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Burkion posted:He knows what he loving did. Don't talk about my loyal
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Jun 14, 2017 21:43
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KildarX posted:Don't talk about my loyal bonus points if Dr. Dog was playing Buggsy to your Chad.
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Jun 14, 2017 21:45
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Son of a Vondruke! posted:Well, I'm never picking up another shotgun again. I think I accidentally hit more councilors than Jasons anyway. They're gonna need to make an in-game clarification between running people over and weapons kills because the former happening is not griefing, its great.
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Jun 14, 2017 21:46
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Gonna throw myself in front of cars errday
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Jun 14, 2017 21:47
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Being a passenger in a car that runs someone over should net you the xp loss as well as you're guilty by association.
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Jun 14, 2017 21:54
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Hitting someone with the car should be bonus points as is one of many unwritten rules of the road IRL It's good to hear they're fixing glitch spots, though. If you do that why even play (I start to think this anytime I hide somewhere in this game) Lastdancer fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Jun 14, 2017 |
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Jun 14, 2017 21:59
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MacheteZombie posted:Gonna throw myself in front of cars errday One of my first games I ran out into the middle of the road to get away from Jason and it turned into the scene from Robocop. I laughed forever. Would suck for someone's game to be thrown out the window for that.
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Jun 14, 2017 22:12
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speaking of running poo poo over, if Jason is facing away from the car and you hit him, what happens? Also, I just remember the game I played with goons where (I think it was Duster) someone melee'd jason and it sent Jason flying out of the map and we won as a result.
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Jun 14, 2017 22:15
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MacheteZombie posted:speaking of running poo poo over, if Jason is facing away from the car and you hit him, what happens? Jason in any position anywhere in the bumper strike box triggers the animation.
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Jun 14, 2017 22:29
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as jason, i've popped up from a dead stun and broken the car when they tried to run over my fallen form jason is the unmovable object, that pos car is not an unstoppable force
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Jun 14, 2017 22:32
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MacheteZombie posted:speaking of running poo poo over, if Jason is facing away from the car and you hit him, what happens? He'll trigger the animation if you hit him with the front. If you hit him with the rear, the car just stops dead but it's not counted as a crash. Still gives him enough room to maybe grab the driver out.
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Jun 14, 2017 22:33
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Coolguye posted:an actual effective change would be a DOTA 2 like system where if you get enough reports, you get thrown into a low-priority pool where you can only play with other shitlords. just have a betrayal count as an automatic report. an accidental kill here and there won't matter, but if you kill 5 people over 3 games you're going into games will resemble The Culling with a superpowered referee. Not sure about other platforms, but XBone players have been using LFG and Groups so much that I seriously doubt it would work anyway. Seriously, though, that' s a bs amount of XP for the number of accidental kills that happen in this game. I'd hope you can't earn -XP for a game, just a stop at 0, because accidentally hitting someone you're trying to save with the shotgun or running someone over when they run in front of the car would be super lovely and/or way less funny.
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Jun 14, 2017 22:34
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Did this patch remove the ability to spectate Jason after you've died? All I can select are counselors.
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Jun 14, 2017 22:37
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Hockles posted:Did this patch remove the ability to spectate Jason after you've died? All I can select are counselors. You could always only spectate Jason on private matches. Public matches don't let you.
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Jun 14, 2017 22:55
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chitoryu12 posted:You could always only spectate Jason on private matches. Public matches don't let you. I literally had never played a public match until today. I play on XBox, it's been broken.
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Jun 14, 2017 22:58
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KildarX posted:Don't talk about my loyal I will so long as he dares to get behind the wheel of a car
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Jun 14, 2017 22:59
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chitoryu12 posted:You could always only spectate Jason on private matches. Public matches don't let you. Xboners wouldn't know that until today because this is the first day public matches work.
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Jun 14, 2017 23:01
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yeah they don't let you spec jason on public matches, you should still be able to in privates it's a little disappointing but i can understand why they rolled it like that
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Jun 14, 2017 23:01
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Had a really weird match last night where I was jason and the counselors got the blue car fixed insanely fast. I teleported to the road ahead to block them but they didn't show up, and I noticed on the map the car wasn't moving, so I walked back over and they had somehow flipped the car onto its roof just after the ramp up from packanack lodge, and all four passengers were up on the roof of the little shack next to where they'd crashed the car.
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Jun 14, 2017 23:12
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Coolguye posted:that pos car is not an unstoppable force That would be Chad.
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Jun 15, 2017 01:08
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juggalo baby coffin posted:Had a really weird match last night where I was jason and the counselors got the blue car fixed insanely fast. I teleported to the road ahead to block them but they didn't show up, and I noticed on the map the car wasn't moving, so I walked back over and they had somehow flipped the car onto its roof just after the ramp up from packanack lodge, and all four passengers were up on the roof of the little shack next to where they'd crashed the car. Oh poo poo they added Graboids to the game and didn't tell us!
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Jun 15, 2017 01:37
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If I wanted to crash so often, I should at least drive the car. I don't understand why the game does this.
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Jun 15, 2017 01:54
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Let it be known that I, as Tommy Jarvis, and Jetamo, wearing a very fashionable sweater, ended our long national nightmare by killing Duster-Jason. This is easily the highlight of my F13 career.
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Jun 15, 2017 01:57
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How did Duster take it
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Jun 15, 2017 02:18
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Lastdancer posted:How did Duster take it Lying down.
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Jun 15, 2017 02:24
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Hockles posted:Lying down.  True to his namesake.
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Jun 15, 2017 02:27
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Sorry, I have no reason to drop that, but it was too good not to pass up. 
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Jun 15, 2017 02:32
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Hockles posted:Sorry, I have no reason to drop that, but it was too good not to pass up. I set 'em up, you knock 'em down. Teamwork, baby
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Jun 15, 2017 02:53
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Carebearz posted:Don't play with randoms then? That's kinda the fun of the game because you don't know how people play, people I've been grouping up with for the most part don't deviate from their set playstyles so the game becomes dull quickly.
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Jun 15, 2017 03:33
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Lastdancer posted:How did Duster take it Pretty well honestly. There was a pretty lucky chain of events that even allowed the possibility in the first place.
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Jun 15, 2017 03:40
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s.i.r.e. posted:That's kinda the fun of the game because you don't know how people play, people I've been grouping up with for the most part don't deviate from their set playstyles so the game becomes dull quickly. I have quickly found grouping with 1/2 friends is where the game is at it's most enjoyable for the most part. The random element of other people adds to the game, but if you are awash in a sea of pubbies it's quick to get frustrated. "Where are you going with the battery? Hello? Do you have a mic?" "...of course not. Why did I ask."
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Jun 15, 2017 03:50
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Carebearz posted:I'll ask again, how? what am I missing here He can't feed his 12 year old urges of griefing people so hes mad.
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Jun 15, 2017 03:56
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