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907 | 49.92% |
| Theresa May Team (Conservative) |
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48 | 2.64% |
| Liberal Democrats |
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31 | 1.71% |
| UKIP |
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13 | 0.72% |
| Plaid Cymru |
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25 | 1.38% |
| Green |
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22 | 1.21% |
| Scottish Socialist Party |
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12 | 0.66% |
| Scottish Conservative Party |
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1 | 0.06% |
| Scottish National Party |
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59 | 3.25% |
| Some Kind of Irish Unionist |
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4 | 0.22% |
| Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian |
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3 | 0.17% |
| Some Kind of Irish Nationalist |
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36 | 1.98% |
| Misc. Far Left Trots |
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35 | 1.93% |
| Misc. Far Right Fash |
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8 | 0.44% |
| Monster Raving Loony |
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49 | 2.70% |
| Space Navies Party |
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39 | 2.15% |
| Independent / Single Issue |
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2 | 0.11% |
| Can't Vote |
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188 | 10.35% |
| Won't Vote |
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8 | 0.44% |
| Spoiled Ballot |
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15 | 0.83% |
| Pissflaps |
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312 | 17.17% |
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dispatch_async posted:https://twitter.com/SamCoatesTimes/status/875354654279966720 How has she survived as a politician for this long? Half the time it's like someone forgot to charge her batteries.
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Corrode posted:How has she survived as a politician for this long? Half the time it's like someone forgot to charge her batteries. She won the leadership election by standing still while the others circular-pantsing-squadded each other and then relied on the media providing a potemkin competency narrative around her bumblefuckery. The election brought scrutiny and with that the mask has slipped.
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learnincurve posted:"You know that time all the Doctor's enemies descended on that planet because they wanted him to say his name and blast apart Gallifrey, but the space church wouldn't let them land so they kept on sending down stuff like wooden Cybermen to sneak past them? The current season has had a racist Victorian toff feeding orphans to a monster, and workers in deep space being zombified because their capitalist bosses literally charge them for the air they breathe. They survive because the Doctor makes their deaths more expensive than keeping them alive, then he teleports them to the head office to crush capitalism in a violent revolution. It's been a solid season this year.
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My only concern about a hypothetical election is what if Tories elect someone who is at least seemingly human? Jokes about Tories aside, I do wonder if it's more May that is doing damage to the Conservative Party than their own policies themselves. I mean I know the manifesto was a very strange move but with a new leader, wouldn't the Tories be in a far better position to take on a new electino?
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communism bitch posted:You shouldn't imagine from this that there is a constant presence of elite tier one delta force SAS operatoooorrrrrssss on the streets of random cities at all times just waiting for the poo poo to pop. One wonders what would happen if someone were to find them suspicious and call the police. I mean probably nothing, but I'm having a fun time imaging the potential black comedy of errors. "Terrorists disguised as homeless people engaged on firefight with police also disguised as homeless, oh wait they were all coppers whoops"
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Jose posted:https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/15/tory-election-research-found-boris-johnson-was-deeply-divisive 2016 will be retrospectively seen as being a key move in God's master plan to bring about the global socialist utopia
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SkySteak posted:My only concern about a hypothetical election is what if Tories elect someone who is at least seemingly human? Jokes about Tories aside, I do wonder if it's more May that is doing damage to the Conservative Party than their own policies themselves. I mean I know the manifesto was a very strange move but with a new leader, wouldn't the Tories be in a far better position to take on a new electino? Don't fret, We are watching the history of the last days of thatcher repeat itself, only with shitter versions than last time.
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SkySteak posted:My only concern about a hypothetical election is what if Tories elect someone who is at least seemingly human? Jokes about Tories aside, I do wonder if it's more May that is doing damage to the Conservative Party than their own policies themselves. I mean I know the manifesto was a very strange move but with a new leader, wouldn't the Tories be in a far better position to take on a new electino? A tory Corbyn would be the biggest concern. I.e. a principled small c conservative who doesn't think Keynes is black magic communism.
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https://twitter.com/KSUWABE/status/875254609995943936 BUCKETS-HEADO
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SkySteak posted:My only concern about a hypothetical election is what if Tories elect someone who is at least seemingly human? Jokes about Tories aside, I do wonder if it's more May that is doing damage to the Conservative Party than their own policies themselves. I mean I know the manifesto was a very strange move but with a new leader, wouldn't the Tories be in a far better position to take on a new electino? Yes, but who? They really don't have anybody like that.
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learnincurve posted:Don't fret, We are watching the history of the last days of thatcher repeat itself, only with shitter versions than last time. the thing about making sure that there's nobody who can take over as leader after you is when you stop being leader it turns out there's nobody who can take over after you, let's all never learn from this and just have both parties take turns at being useless messes for a decade or so at a time
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Looks like some spivs have been rumbled: U.K. Statistics Body to End Government Prerelease Access quote:Britain’s statistics body said it would stop giving the U.K. government access to official data ahead of public release, a practice that statisticians had long complained increased the chances of leaks.
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There was some polling a few days ago that showed Rudd, Gove, Davis, Boris etc all making people less likely to vote tory
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nopantsjack posted:A tory Corbyn would be the biggest concern. I.e. a principled small c conservative who doesn't think Keynes is black magic communism. Those get killed off at the council level. Plus, the Tory party is so heavily dependent on individual very heavy donors that any such candidate would probably struggle to get the funds in. Also, I'm of the firm belief that donor should be written 'donour'.
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Jun 15, 2017 15:38
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Junior G-man posted:Those get killed off at the council level. Plus, the Tory party is so heavily dependent on individual very heavy donors that any such candidate would probably struggle to get the funds in. Yeah I don't think its likely I just think its the only real threat at the moment, some random backbencher, all the other candidates are extremely unpopular and require intense rehabilitation before they are ready for public consumption.
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VideoGames posted:
far far too good for this sin cursed earth
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The new Dark Souls is looking pretty rad.
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Party Boat posted:There was some polling a few days ago that showed Rudd, Gove, Davis, Boris etc all making people less likely to vote tory Careful of those sorts of polls, they don't really tell you much about who would actually switch their vote
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VideoGames posted:
This is genuinely moving.
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I honestly don't understand why anyone would vote Tory at this point.
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Gum posted:Careful of those sorts of polls, they don't really tell you much about who would actually switch their vote I imagine most of the public barely knows who these people are as well, if they were actually front and centre in a campaign more people would actually form any sort of opinion on them. see also: Theresa May e: except bozza legend ofc but even then who knows
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learnincurve posted:Don't fret, We are watching the history of the last days of thatcher repeat itself, only with shitter versions than last time. The last days of Thatcher gave us five years of John Major so uh hopefully not hey?
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nopantsjack posted:A tory Corbyn would be the biggest concern. I.e. a principled small c conservative who doesn't think Keynes is black magic communism. Good job that person doesn't exist.
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SkySteak posted:My only concern about a hypothetical election is what if Tories elect someone who is at least seemingly human? Jokes about Tories aside, I do wonder if it's more May that is doing damage to the Conservative Party than their own policies themselves. I mean I know the manifesto was a very strange move but with a new leader, wouldn't the Tories be in a far better position to take on a new electino? OK, who? You need to reconcile a human face with a fundamentally inhuman platform, and that's being shown to be increasingly difficult - you either get repulsive ghouls, or nice, relatable people trying and failing to deal with the fact that they answer to the repulsive ghouls.
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learnincurve posted:Don't fret, We are watching the history of the last days of thatcher repeat itself, only with shitter versions than last time. Thatcher's successor won the next election for the Tories.
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Verizian posted:Autistic people are associated with extra chromosomes and some claim may be a further evolutionary step. You're a loving idiot
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Chinese Gordon posted:Good job that person doesn't exist. Could you imagine it, though, a top-hat and monocle wearing motherfucker doing grassroots rallies going "YAH, WE'RE GOING TO STARVE THOSE OIKS, WOT WOT!" to rahs and boos from the crowd.
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Broken Cog posted:I honestly don't understand why anyone would vote Tory at this point. Trickjaw posted:I was walking past two thumb heads talking yesterday. One said 'Did you see that tower burn down' the other 9nd ' yeah but it don't matter, they were all coons and muzzies' ugh.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:You're a loving idiot The entire post is ironic pseudoscience, so I think that's the joke.
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VideoGames posted:
Predicted Sun headline: Pervy Corbyn gropes grieving Grenfell lovely
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Cat Machine posted:gently caress man this got me really hard, we have to do everything we can to make this man our prime minister what we're not doing phrasing anymore?
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Forgall posted:That's why. I'm guessing they voted for the kips, meself.
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Tesseraction posted:Could you imagine it, though, a top-hat and monocle wearing motherfucker doing grassroots rallies going "YAH, WE'RE GOING TO STARVE THOSE OIKS, WOT WOT!" to rahs and boos from the crowd. Seeing them talking to him on the election coverage over here in the states I assumed that actually WAS how that Rees-Mogg guy campaigns.
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Tesseraction posted:Could you imagine it, though, a top-hat and monocle wearing motherfucker doing grassroots rallies going "YAH, WE'RE GOING TO STARVE THOSE OIKS, WOT WOT!" to rahs and boos from the crowd. I think this Tory Corbyn would have to say "YAH, WE'RE NOT GOING TO STARVE THOSE OIKS, WOT WOT!" and would therefore be unacceptable to MPs, let alone the membership.
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Feinne posted:Seeing them talking to him on the election coverage over here in the states I assumed that actually WAS how that Rees-Mogg guy campaigns. Rees-Mogg is a throwback and even the tories think he's weird. He's around my city a fair bit and recently posted that he wouldnt let his fam use a tattoo shop with a vote labour sign out of it
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Chinese Gordon posted:I think this Tory Corbyn would have to say "YAH, WE'RE NOT GOING TO STARVE THOSE OIKS, WOT WOT!" and would therefore be unacceptable to MPs, let alone the membership. So this Tory Corbyn is left of the 2015/16 PLP?
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