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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Lord_Adonis
Mar 2, 2015

by Smythe

Spangly A posted:

Kerala very clearly demonstrates that excess material wealth is not necessary to build a highly developed, high QOL, functioning society. The idea that the living standards of a country are related to GDP is not one that properly interacts with the evidence available.

How will we pay for the importation of food, medicines, fuel and energy needed to sustain 60 million people? Firstly, we wont have any more access to credit with which to pay importers, secondly, the adoption of a socialistic economic and social system will earn us the ire of the EU, US, and most of our other economic partners. Britain is not self sufficient in any way and has no way of leveraging a revolution either domestically or internationally.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Angepain posted:

if we knew which exact hole in the ground they came from then we might be able to build a wall around it and stop them from mixing with others

after a while the place would gladly nuke itself out of sheer bloodlust and problem solved
The thumb people are led by the egg people. If we take out the egg people their tactics will devolve into random directionless rage.

Spangly A posted:

I have labour voting friends in medway I had to stop talking on FB to about politics because they were totally insistent Class is not real.

Not the idea of a middle class, they think there's no difference between being rich and poor, or white and black, or male or female. And yet voted Labour.
How? I realize you can be one of those "I don't see sex/race/gender" liberals, but even they can see money, as they flock to it mothlike.

communism bitch posted:

If we poor all starve to death then the rich will no longer be able to exploit us for our labour, and will have to work for their own subsistence with the means of production which they already own.

This is how communism comes about

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Lord_Adonis posted:

How will we pay for the importation of food, medicines, fuel and energy needed to sustain 60 million people? Firstly, we wont have any more access to credit with which to pay importers,

we have negative credit rates because guaranteed national investment is the safest place to store money globally. So, wrong on that.

Lord_Adonis posted:

, secondly, the adoption of a socialistic economic and social system will earn us the ire of the EU, US, and most of our other economic partners.

who gives a gently caress? the EU wouldn't decide to embargo us over socialism ffs.

Guavanaut posted:

How? I realize you can be one of those "I don't see sex/race/gender" liberals, but even they can see money, as they flock to it mothlike.


the children of well off families seem, in my experience, to be entirely financially and economically illiterate.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


I stacked shelves for a couple years in Sainsbos on night shift, I listened to lots of political and historical audiobooks and educated myself.
Also half my co-workers were basically communists.
I miss going through multiple books every week and getting lots of exercise.
I don't miss having a destroyed back and knees and trying to sleep in broad daylight.

Thats my shelf-stacking story, don't knock shelf-stackers.

e: I mean for one, i don't know about wimpy daytime stackers but every night shifter had lats wider than a doorframe by the end of year 1

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Spangly A posted:

who gives a gently caress? the EU wouldn't decide to embargo us over socialism ffs.

I mean, they might if history is anything to go by. But I doubt we'd get that socialist.

nopantsjack posted:

I stacked shelves for a couple years in Sainsbos on night shift, I listened to lots of political and historical audiobooks and educated myself.

Well, you would in sainsburys...

Lord_Adonis
Mar 2, 2015

by Smythe

Spangly A posted:

I've already given you examples, inc Kerala which is the gold standard of development, and you keep pretending that socialism requires a high GDP. You're wrong.

Kerala? Isn't that a constituent part of India? Surely then it is India we should be talking about, not just Kerala- as such, surely Kerala has access to an economy and market that at the very least spans the entirety of India. At the very least, it can probably feed itself, whereas I doubt that the UK could.

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Pissflaps posted:

It could be reversed at any time.

^ This.

Also I'm liking NeoPissflaps, keep up the good work.

Lord_Adonis
Mar 2, 2015

by Smythe

Spangly A posted:

we have negative credit rates because guaranteed national investment is the safest place to store money globally. So, wrong on that.


who gives a gently caress? the EU wouldn't decide to embargo us over socialism ffs.


the children of well off families seem, in my experience, to be entirely financially and economically illiterate.

If what you say is true, then why care about the outcome of Brexit at all? If there is nothing to worry about, and no one loses their job over it, then why all the hue and cry?

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



nopantsjack posted:

I stacked shelves for a couple years in Sainsbos on night shift, I listened to lots of political and historical audiobooks and educated myself.
Also half my co-workers were basically communists.
I miss going through multiple books every week and getting lots of exercise.
I don't miss having a destroyed back and knees and trying to sleep in broad daylight.

Thats my shelf-stacking story, don't knock shelf-stackers.

e: I mean for one, i don't know about wimpy daytime stackers but every night shifter had lats wider than a doorframe by the end of year 1

Stacked TVs in a warehouse for a summer once, was positively hench by the end of it. Also wanted to commit suicide from listening to RTE Radio all day but thems the breaks.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Lord_Adonis posted:

How will we pay for the importation of food, medicines, fuel and energy needed to sustain 60 million people? Firstly, we wont have any more access to credit with which to pay importers, secondly, the adoption of a socialistic economic and social system will earn us the ire of the EU, US, and most of our other economic partners. Britain is not self sufficient in any way and has no way of leveraging a revolution either domestically or internationally.
We have a ton of coal and limestone, so we could always open the Glorious June 23 Vinylon Factory Complex.

Spangly A posted:

the children of well off families
Ah, yeah.

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

Lord_Adonis posted:

If what you say is true, then why care about the outcome of Brexit at all? If there is nothing to worry about, and no one loses their job over it, then why all the hue and cry?

Is it possible for you to write your posts in a voice other than that of a Jane Austen character?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Lord_Adonis posted:

If what you say is true, then why care about the outcome of Brexit at all? If there is nothing to worry about, and no one loses their job over it, then why all the hue and cry?

No-one's saying that it will be such a small change no-one notices anything. The specific counter-argument you're getting is that it's not going to instantly cause a Neo Holodomor.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/PolhomeEditor/status/875381608475439105

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Lord_Adonis posted:

Kerala? Isn't that a constituent part of India? Surely then it is India we should be talking about, not just Kerala-

that's not how India works. Kerala is a (sometimes) communist sub-state that has autonomy. Indian states are way closer to federalism than we are, although I'm now rapidly leaving my comfort zone. It has access to an extremely poor market yes, but its own development is set not by India but by the government of Kerala.

As far as food goes, you can't compare current british output to what we could actually produce. A major switch to self sufficiency would drastically increase our output at the cost of variety and seasonal foods. It's not really relevant to a conversation about Brexit, as far as I can tell.

Lord_Adonis posted:

If what you say is true, then why care about the outcome of Brexit at all? If there is nothing to worry about, and no one loses their job over it, then why all the hue and cry?

I'm not bringing hue and cry here. People will lose their jobs, the idea it'll collapse britain is an absurd fantasy. It's a loving stupid decision but it is not an extinction.

Lord_Adonis
Mar 2, 2015

by Smythe

Corrode posted:

Is it possible for you to write your posts in a voice other than that of a Jane Austen character?

Could you be more specific? I'm sorry if my prose is offensive.

haakman
May 5, 2011

Lord_Adonis posted:

The UK of 2017 is not Russia in 1917. We lack the resource base that the USSR was able to draw upon, enabling it to build a kind of autarkic socialism without having to beg for the kindness of the often hostile exporters of other nations. A revolution of that sort will be possible in Britain only when it occurs over much of the rest of the world, more or less simultaneously. A Communist Revolution in Britain today would serve only to isolate us further from the EU and international community, and would probably cause mass starvation and send us back to the 17th Century economically. Successful revolutions of this sort are only possible, absent of global revolution or powerful patron like the USSR, in a country like Russia or China, where the possibility to resort to autarky exists. Socialism will not save Brexit Britain.

Interesting take on the early USSR.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Brexit is bad, and unless you're planning to declare full communism, likely unnecessary, and most of the people who argue for it are bellends who are just racist.

It is not, however, the beginning of the apocalypse.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Spangly A posted:

As far as food goes, you can't compare current british output to what we could actually produce. A major switch to self sufficiency would drastically increase our output at the cost of variety and seasonal foods. It's not really relevant to a conversation about Brexit, as far as I can tell.

Build a few more of those big greenhouses in kent and we'll have infinite tomatoes.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

poo poo is getting real
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/875383033578135552

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Adonis one of the things I'm not sure if you're considering here is the huge economic multipliers attached to certain kinds of redistribution. The Americans get far more back from the food stamps program than they spend on it, and that's one of the worst forms of wealth redistribution about.

If we need food, the government pay for it with negative credit, and make money doing so. Taxes are not a black hole that disappears money; the spending of taxes is the most potent tool of economic growth available.

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.
From a campaigning perspective, "the world will loving explode if this happens" is half the reason Remain lost, have you learned loving nothing from that

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



learnincurve posted:

Only people on DLA are very disabled kiddies you cretin.

I'm 31 and I'm on DLA. I'm pretty disabled tho yeah.

e; Didn't read follow up posts before making this, more fool me. :downs:

Ms Adequate fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Jun 15, 2017

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

OwlFancier posted:

Brexit is bad, and unless you're planning to declare full communism, likely unnecessary, and most of the people who argue for it are bellends who are just racist.

It is not, however, the beginning of the apocalypse.

Yeah, the apocalypse began in 1807

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pissflaps posted:

It could be reversed at any time.

its a shame 70% of people now support it

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Macarius Wrench posted:

Bit harder when you are stacking shelves in Tesco

.........................

If nothing else stacking shelves in a Tesco probably isn't a 9-5 type job.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Jose posted:

its a shame 70% of people now support it

The weird tendency of people to conform to consensus never ceases to amaze me.

SA_Avenger
Oct 22, 2012

Gum posted:

Yeah, the apocalypse began in 1807

Should have let Napoleon do his thing, you filthy brits! :p

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Spuckuk posted:

listening to RTE Radio all day

You poor poor bastard.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Lord of the Llamas posted:

.........................

If nothing else stacking shelves in a Tesco probably isn't a 9-5 type job.

What you mean your supermarket doesn't open at 10 and close at 4?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Obliterati posted:

From a campaigning perspective, "the world will loving explode if this happens" is half the reason Remain lost, have you learned loving nothing from that

It won't explode but all the piers in North wales will fall down. One already did.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Regarde Aduck posted:

It won't explode but all the piers in North wales will fall down. One already did.

Morgan?

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

We should be so lucky.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

BRB, becoming Panamanian

Hallucinogenic Toreador
Nov 21, 2000

Whoooooahh I'd be
Nothin' without you
Baaaaaa-by
Sadiq Khan is getting heckled at a press conference with a big police presence (including someone shouting why didn't you support Corbyn).

If May had tried to meet the victims it would have been a complete shitshow.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I used to work in McDonalds in years gone by.
One day i called on3 customer a oval office in the morning, and had to be pulled out of a fistfight with another customer by my manager in the afternoon, and still didn't get sacked because apparently it was impossible to get anybody to stay working there as it was.

i quit when they tried to make me crawl into an industrial trash compactor to clean it.

That's my retail story retail sucks hail satan

SA_Avenger
Oct 22, 2012

Hallucinogenic Toreador posted:

Sadiq Khan is getting heckled at a press conference with a big police presence (including someone shouting why didn't you support Corbyn).

If May had tried to meet the victims it would have been a complete shitshow.

She could have meet some families privately and avoid the bad press.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

communism bitch posted:

I used to work in McDonalds in years gone by.
One day i called on3 customer a oval office in the morning, and had to be pulled out of a fistfight with another customer by my manager in the afternoon, and still didn't get sacked because apparently it was impossible to get anybody to stay working there as it was.

i quit when they tried to make me crawl into an industrial trash compactor to clean it.

That's my retail story retail sucks hail satan

lol not everyone who buys mcdonalds is a fascist haha

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

learnincurve posted:

I have a hair trigger right now on this because of what's just happened to a friend of mine.

Assessment was 20 miles away and he had to reschedule it so that he could have time to get a taxi approved. If he missed that date, even if he was ill, he would automatically have been thrown off benefits.

Evil hellbitch then went and lied, I mean actually honestly lied, and said she had seen him walking 200 yards. The taxi dropped him outside the front door, it was 30 feet total to where the interview room was and he had to stop and have a rest on the way there. lying about this meant that the evil oval office could do the only thing she could do to him which is drop him one point. This drop of one point meant he lost the mobility element, which not only means money but also his free tax and insurance.

CAB are absolutely fuming and have found a tame lawyer with An Cause to deal with it for free and he says not only is thIs bullshit and illegal my friend has also been underpaid for years.
This is a battle worth fighting. Good luck to your friend

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jeherrin posted:

BRB, becoming Panamanian
Lots of boats are registered Panamanian for flag reasons. You don't want to be confused for a boat itt. Maybe try Paraguay.

Looks like I can get some of those Caribbean ones plus a house there for less than a house in the UK. A lot of those are already UK Overseas Territories, so do I even need to or can you just waltz up with your existing citizenship?

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