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Ralepozozaxe posted:Does Rand Paul ever vote for anything? It seems like he goes "this isn't terrible enough" every time. He's basically peak "the government sucks at everything ever" so I'm going to go ahead and say "no."
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https://twitter.com/TopherSpiro/status/875308857844740096 Isn't this bill just the greatest?
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Dick Trauma posted:So many of the Markov tweets are awesome. Trump Markov Generator posted:Why does the nude sunbathing thing. Come on Kate! Like most markov generators, you have to sift through a lot to get the gems. If you enjoyed that one, http://kingjamesprogramming.tumblr.com/ is a fun one. edit:This one gave me a real chuckle. TMG posted:Interesting--studies show that wind farms to kill the filibuster, they get bigger week by week--thanks folks! e2:Tom Brady, noted autism hater TMG posted:Tom Brady sues the hell out of hundreds of millions of people with #autism http://somelink.com/" CrazySalamander fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Jun 15, 2017 |
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Ague Proof fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Jun 15, 2017 |
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https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/875315011073212416 lol
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:"If Ossoff wins, then we are hosed in 2018" - still this thread Oh those machines are all already hacked
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So much for the post-congressional-shooting handholding. lol http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/15/politics/nancy-pelosi-steve-scalise/index.html
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skylined! posted:So much for the post-congressional-shooting handholding. lol Nice avatar/post synergy.
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I hope Putin starts openly trolling Trump.
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B B posted:So, uh, Ben Sasse is a pretty loving weird dude, turns out: Reminder that NPR gave a full-featured interview to this joker about his book.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I hope Putin starts openly trolling Trump. ... Is this not that?
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Teriyaki Koinku posted:Reminder that NPR gave a full-featured interview to this joker about his book. Yea it was really tame too. Almost made me want to like the guy. also lol https://twitter.com/matthewamiller/status/875470328021045248
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Dick Trauma posted:So many of the Markov tweets are awesome. yeah some of these are absolutely amazing Donald J. Trump ✔ @realDonaldTrump We are going wild. Fight hard for Hillary Clinton- and then deny it. Our country is in trouble. Unlike me, in Scotland is a true champion!
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Can't wait for a commentator for the Congressional Baseball game inevitably quips, "oh man, they're getting killed out there! Home run!"
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botany posted:yeah some of these are absolutely amazing Sounds like a tweet Trump might send after watching Highlander on late-night cable in a sundowner fugue
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Ringo Star Get posted:Can't wait for a commentator for the Congressional Baseball game inevitably quips, "oh man, they're getting killed out there! Home run!" "Lefty pitches, and a shot to right field!"
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:Oh those machines are all already hacked The "nothing matters" crowd probably has despondent copypasta all written up for if Handel wins
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https://twitter.com/nickconfessore/status/875172199770017793 IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A loving MONTH! Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Jun 16, 2017 |
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:The "nothing matters" crowd probably has despondent copypasta all written up for if Handel wins You mean the republicans have stuff all written up to spam on twitter so the nothing matters crowd can pick it up and do the thing where they become right wing mouth pieces without even knowing it.
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:You mean the republicans have stuff all written up to spam on twitter so the nothing matters crowd can pick it up and do the thing where they become right wing mouth pieces without even knowing it. I'm not entirely convinced of that last part.
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STAC Goat posted:I'm not entirely convinced of that last part. OOCC believes that talking about how the GOP will be in power forever and we're all doomed is tantamount to spreading a right-wing talking point because it ascribes political invincibility to Trump and the Republicans. Not sure I buy it but if it gets people to stop acting like sadsacks then so be it. E: I am a moron and misread your post goethe.cx fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Jun 16, 2017 |
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White House aides fret over Trump’s Russia probe obsessionquote:Trump, for months, has bristled almost daily at the ongoing probes. He has sometimes, without prompting, injected “I’m not under investigation” into conversations with associates and allies. He has watched hours of TV coverage every day — sometimes even storing morning news shows on his TiVo to watch in the evening — and complained nonstop. HappyHippo fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Jun 16, 2017 |
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Sounds like a lot of guilt. https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/875480342391648257
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Unironically happens on both sides. We're all so burned out by the 24/7 news cycle that it's easy to forget Watergate took 2 loving years.
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Lemon King posted:Sounds like a lot of guilt. When was it that Trump said he would reveal whether there were tapes or not, wasn't it today?
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one morequote:“If he didn’t send about 15 tweets that he’s done, he’d be in much better shape than he is right now,” said Douglas Brinkley, a presidential historian at Rice University. “I kept thinking he would change from these self-destructive tendencies, but he may be the first president in history who brings himself down because he just can’t help himself.”
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Ralepozozaxe posted:When was it that Trump said he would reveal whether there were tapes or not, wasn't it today? "Very soon" iirc
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I didn't believe the tapes existed at first but I cannot think of a way this behavior makes any sense, even by some dumb Trump logic, unless they're real.
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Lol. "Welcome to the White House, Mr. Foreign Dignitary. I'm not under investigation" What a hosed-up jokeshop President. Possibly more paranoid than Nixon at his peak. Of course, everyone does hate Trump and is trying to gently caress him over
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Ok, I could buy this one setting off the tweetstorm Also, I think a lot of people are looking at the Tweet storm -> 2 hours later -> Bad poo poo in the media Its not that it gets leaked in response to his tantrums, its that the paper reaches out to the WH for comment before publishing and then he rages all over twitter when he finds out
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How about this one? https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/875487114359603201
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If "fake news" has been discredited as a term due to Trump's misuse of it, I think we need to take "BREAKING" away from WaPo and CNN.
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I hope they make Kushner testify before congress so we can finally hear him loving speak.
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I love that he is so loving miserable.
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HappyHippo posted:I didn't believe the tapes existed at first but I cannot think of a way their behavior makes any sense, even by some dumb Trump logic, unless they're real. I think it was just a con-man intimidation trick he used to be able to use on construction foremen or something
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skylined! posted:So much for the post-congressional-shooting handholding. lol gently caress Chris Cillizza, What a piece of poo poo with his false equivalency bullshit, he needs to name one democratic elected official that has suggested a second amendment solution for the Republicans. not some twitter troll or antifa no body but a single elected official that has called for violence against Republicans. What a gently caress head.
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