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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Skinty McEdger posted:

You know how bad it went when you already have people leaking that it was May's idea to do the appearance.

Both the Daily Mail and the Mirror have used the word 'inhuman' in their headline to describe her interview.

Certainly a bad day when the one thing that unites those papers is a dislike of you.

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Rather have May stumbling around getting gently caress all achieved than Boris The Legend actively trying to cause damage.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Guavanaut posted:

More than 11 months have now passed since I in 2016 made my modest contribution to the governing history of the United Kingdom.

In these troublesome months I have been actuated solely by love and loyalty to my people in all my thoughts, acts and life. They gave me the strength to make the most difficult decisions which have ever confronted mortal man. I have spent my time, my working strength and my health in these three decades.

It is untrue that I or anyone else in Britain wanted the Brexit in 2016. I have decided therefore to remain in London and there of my own free will to choose death at the moment when I believe the position of the Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury itself can no longer be held.

I die with a happy heart, aware of the immeasurable deeds and achievements of our soldiers at the front, our women at home, the achievements of our farmers and workers and the work, unique in history, of our youth who bear my name.

Before my death I expel the former Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson from the party and deprive him of all rights which he may enjoy by virtue of the decree of June 29th, 2017; and also by virtue of my statement in the Parliament, I appoint in my place Gross Arsehole Michael Gove, Life President of the Realm and Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces.

Yowza.

Tha_Joker_GAmer
Aug 16, 2006
time to bring out her replacement from the cloning vats

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Thanks Ants posted:

Rather have May stumbling around getting gently caress all achieved than Boris The Legend actively trying to cause damage.

bozza "get stuffed" legend is a walking fukushima and if the tories put him forward I look forward to him getting nothing at all done aside from getting ripped apart by Corbyn every single time he opens his face.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jabby posted:

#WriteMaysResignationSpeech is actually trending.

Oi I bloody well nicked that one eh mates

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

bozza "get stuffed" legend is a walking fukushima and if the tories put him forward I look forward to him getting nothing at all done aside from getting ripped apart by Corbyn every single time he opens his face.

but kids think this is x-factor. they love the guy who lied to them in the only election anyone under 30 voted in up to that point.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftY1NlPk5YY

wow if you didn't see it watch it.

Marenghi
Oct 16, 2008

Don't trust the liberals,
they will betray you
How will this affect her chances of minority government. I know the DUP coalition is dead due to Sinn Fein and the GFA.

I'm unsure of the exact mechanism of minority government but I assume it requires some permission from the opposition to govern rather than return to elections. But will labour really let May rule after all this giving how unpopular she's become.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Marenghi posted:

How will this affect her chances of minority government. I know the DUP coalition is dead due to Sinn Fein and the GFA.

I'm unsure of the exact mechanism of minority government but I assume it requires some permission from the opposition to govern rather than return to elections. But will labour really let May rule after all this giving how unpopular she's become.

being associated with May at this point might actually harm the DUP's reputation lol

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Marenghi posted:

I'm unsure of the exact mechanism of minority government but I assume it requires some permission from the opposition to govern rather than return to elections. But will labour really let May rule after all this giving how unpopular she's become.

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Marenghi posted:

How will this affect her chances of minority government. I know the DUP coalition is dead due to Sinn Fein and the GFA.

I'm unsure of the exact mechanism of minority government but I assume it requires some permission from the opposition to govern rather than return to elections. But will labour really let May rule after all this giving how unpopular she's become.

If no one will give her the majority to govern, then it falls upon the opposition to try and form a government, if they cant its election time boyo

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Marenghi posted:

How will this affect her chances of minority government. I know the DUP coalition is dead due to Sinn Fein and the GFA.

I'm unsure of the exact mechanism of minority government but I assume it requires some permission from the opposition to govern rather than return to elections. But will labour really let May rule after all this giving how unpopular she's become.

They have to get the Queen's speech passed which will require votes mps from parties other than the conservatives to do so (at the moment most likely the DUP). If they don't then, what ever shenanigans the Fixed Term act introduced, Labour gets a shot at getting a Queens speech passed. If that doesn't happen it's election time all over again.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Skinty McEdger posted:

They have to get the Queen's speech passed which will require votes mps from parties other than the conservatives to do so (at the moment most likely the DUP). If they don't then, what ever shenanigans the Fixed Term act introduced, Labour gets a shot at getting a Queens speech passed. If that doesn't happen it's election time all over again.

whatever happens, the tories lose

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

crispix posted:

:stare: May was already so far out of her depth. It's just unfathomable at this point. I have never witnessed such a rapid and deserved fall from grace in politics.

You think this is bad, Trump is gonna make her look like loving Churchill at some point in the next 12 months

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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Personally, and this is solely a personal opinion here, I hope that the Tories get in, get less and less popular, don't quite screw us entirely on Brexit and then Labour comes in at the end to start the rebuilding.

I am saying this because I think Brexit is, fundamentally, a poisoned cup to whichever party drinks from it.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

"Some people may actually want to leave to go to another part of london!"

jesus loving christ

I feel immensely sorry for Maitlis; you can hear her catch herself several times. I assume she saw some serious poo poo while she was there.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

Josef bugman posted:

Personally, and this is solely a personal opinion here, I hope that the Tories get in, get less and less popular, don't quite screw us entirely on Brexit and then Labour comes in at the end to start the rebuilding.

I am saying this because I think Brexit is, fundamentally, a poisoned cup to whichever party drinks from it.

Pretty much. It's so divisive that there's no deal that won't make a majority of the electorate unhappy to some extent. It's shame to use all your political capital on it when the Tories are more or less forced to go for a soft Brexit anyway.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

I'm starting to think all those articles about how everything wrong with the campaign was due to those advisors were full of poo poo

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

If I could be deeply cynical for a moment, wouldn't the best outcome in the long run be for the Tories to limp through Brexit, get rightly annihilated, and then Corbyn unleashes 1000 years of socialist darkness? Or does not being part of the currency union give the UK the best parts of the EU without the possibility of being squeezed for blood money a la Greece? Also Corbyn is a euroskeptic so this is academic.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction


Strong start.

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

I feel like she is using every ounce of willpower to not just strangle the prime minister

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Amused to Death posted:

I feel like she is using every ounce of willpower to not just strangle the prime minister

She looks positively furious in the thumbnail. Good old Emily No-Mates, I used to really like her on the local news back in the day.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
lol the daily mail online

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
the big picture is actually a vid of the interview

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



JFairfax posted:

the big picture is actually a vid of the interview

I cannot emphasize strongly enough how righteously pissed off Emily Maitlis is in this interview. She is livid and it's clearly taking all her willpower to stop from just going ballistic. Which is what we might like to see but keeping it together was the better play, because now we've got headlines from the Heil about what a fuckup May is.

I'm taking some solace from the horror of Grenfell by just spending a minute imagining how absolutely loving raging the men in smoky rooms drinking brandy must be at May and their general situation. It's a tremendously effective balm and I recommend it to anyone.

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR


I'm not going to include his picture from the article because it's too much and this is bad enough, but I believe this is what the political classes refer to as "bad optics". She's dead in the water and I hope she takes the rest down with her.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Kurtofan posted:



there's no way may is long for when even tory papers are dunking on her like that.

part of me is afraid it might loop back to sympathy at some point

Goddamn this is perfect.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Mister Adequate posted:

I cannot emphasize strongly enough how righteously pissed off Emily Maitlis is in this interview. She is livid and it's clearly taking all her willpower to stop from just going ballistic. Which is what we might like to see but keeping it together was the better play, because now we've got headlines from the Heil about what a fuckup May is.

I'm taking some solace from the horror of Grenfell by just spending a minute imagining how absolutely loving raging the men in smoky rooms drinking brandy must be at May and their general situation. It's a tremendously effective balm and I recommend it to anyone.

I find pleasure imagining the character of Sir Francis Urquhart sharpening a collection of knives to seize the role.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



The level of anger I've been reading is unprecedented.

This ma actually lead to something

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

tithin posted:

The level of anger I've been reading is unprecedented.

This ma actually lead to something

"May actually lead..."

Triggered

Missingnoleader
Mar 10, 2014

tithin posted:

The level of anger I've been reading is unprecedented.

This ma actually lead to something

In this world of social media, where people's last moments are immortalized, its on the scale of war photography in the 19th/20th century. When you put a face to the disaster, how can you not feel anger?

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Lid posted:

"May actually lead..."

Triggered

You alright Lid? You've been a bit.. confontational of late.

Missingnoleader posted:

In this world of social media, where people's last moments are immortalized, its on the scale of war photography in the 19th/20th century. When you put a face to the disaster, how can you not feel anger?

I agree. I'm just remarking that it's uh, remarkable that it's staying around. I've never seen the rage this focussed before, nor ever seen the tories so powerless.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

tithin posted:

You alright Lid? You've been a bit.. confontational of late.

ironic pun

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Strong and *checks notes*

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

tithin posted:

You alright Lid? You've been a bit.. confontational of late.


I agree. I'm just remarking that it's uh, remarkable that it's staying around. I've never seen the rage this focussed before, nor ever seen the tories so powerless.

Any chance this will ruin any chance of May being able to form government. Tories seem to be politically radioactive now. I would imagine they have a good chance of sinking anyone siding with them.

Amused to Death posted:

I feel like she is using every ounce of willpower to not just strangle the prime minister


drat you can just see the seething rage ready to boil over

Raged fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Jun 17, 2017

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Tokamak posted:

Strong and *checks notes*

Actually it's "get on with.the job" now

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

tithin posted:

You alright Lid? You've been a bit.. confontational of late.

Sarcasm and joking doesn't translate well from me i'm too dry in text form. I'm excellent but people think i'm always serious when i'm really not i.e. that post was a joke not serious over puns :p

Birdstrike posted:

ironic pun

Bird gets it :sympathy:

No i dont want people to kill themselves over literal vegetables

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Raged posted:

Any chance this will ruin any chance of May being able to form government. Tories seem to be politically radioactive now. I would imagine they have a good chance of sinking anyone siding with them.

The counter to this is that the Tories are now in a situation where they literally cannot face an election right now, so any one who is negotiating with them probably has their pick of whatever conditions and policy they want on the table.

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Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Skinty McEdger posted:

The counter to this is that the Tories are now in a situation where they literally cannot face an election right now, so any one who is negotiating with them probably has their pick of whatever conditions and policy they want on the table.

And this is the DUP we're talking about, they are not liable to be the most circumspect of operators. If a deal does get made it's probably going to be so toxic that we get PM Jezza for 10000 years rather than a mere thousand. And that's assuming it doesn't derail the peace process. If it does, we might get to Spencer Percival territory.

Comedy option: Arlene comes out and announces they cannot in good conscience make an agreement with such a dysfunctional and out of touch party as the Tories.

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