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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


feedmegin posted:

I was born in Fareham myself :shobon:

:same: hello labour neighbour

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Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


To be honest, I think May's position has strengthened. None of the Tories want this poison chalice, they'll leave it to May to soak up the poo poo, and then try and swoop in to seem like the country's saviour. I doubt it'll work.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/875824651376746496

I think the knock on effects of this tragedy are going to be massive, especially for the reputation of Oxford's PPE's.

Serene Dragon
Mar 31, 2011

Watching the May interview and it struck me as the same as most politician interviews, especially tory ones, lately where they are incapable of actually saying anything other than meaningless soundbites and catchphrases. They're all robots caught in a loop, especially over the election and over this fire. And while that obviously worked at some point, it is clearly failing right now.

How on earth did we get to this point? It really seems like Corbyn and a handful of labour MPs are the only politicians capable of being actual human beings anymore, everyone else is a trained parrot.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Serene Dragon posted:

Watching the May interview and it struck me as the same as most politician interviews, especially tory ones, lately where they are incapable of actually saying anything other than meaningless soundbites and catchphrases. They're all robots caught in a loop, especially over the election and over this fire. And while that obviously worked at some point, it is clearly failing right now.

How on earth did we get to this point? It really seems like Corbyn and a handful of labour MPs are the only politicians capable of being actual human beings anymore, everyone else is a trained parrot.

Soundbytes worked great in the era before everything was being recorded and uploaded to YouTube for wide critique and analysis.

Now if all you have are empty slogans and phrases you repeat every 30 seconds you maymight as well be a Microsoft Xbox launch conference.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY
For all their opposition to Brexit have the Libdems at least suggested supply for a full u-turn on leaving the EU?
Or is it more the preservation of the party they're after?

Serene Dragon
Mar 31, 2011

DancingShade posted:

Soundbytes worked great in the era before everything was being recorded and uploaded to YouTube for wide critique and analysis.

Now if all you have are empty slogans and phrases you repeat every 30 seconds you maymight as well be a Microsoft Xbox launch conference.

I would argue that soundbites worked at the start of the youtube era just fine. Pigfucker Cameron was a soundbite machine and that seemed to work well for him until he shat the bed with the referendums.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Soundbites can work fine when everything is going basically okay and you just need to deal with day-to-day press questions.
Things falls apart slightly when you've got a literal towering inferno burning hundreds of paups, and you still can't switch the soundbites off.

Doesn't help that a lot of politicians are incredibly micro-managed with regard to all their public statements (partly because of the rise of smartphones and social media meaning they can't let anything slip that might haunt them) so they're almost congenitally incapable of switching that poo poo off and just being human.

It's a lifetime of trying to be the slick, wily, media-savvy politician that fucks them.

Captain Mediocre
Oct 14, 2005

Saving lives and money!

The problem with the repetitive soundbyte strategy is that it's repetitive, and even normal people start to notice after a while. I think even those with limited exposure to news were aware of the 'strong and stable' idiocy during the campaign.

DeadButDelicious
Oct 11, 2012

Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
They keep Cassette Boy doing what they do which is always a plus!

Serene Dragon
Mar 31, 2011

communism bitch posted:

Soundbites can work fine when everything is going basically okay and you just need to deal with day-to-day press questions.
Things falls apart slightly when you've got a literal towering inferno burning hundreds of paups, and you still can't switch the soundbites off.

Doesn't help that a lot of politicians are incredibly micro-managed with regard to all their public statements (partly because of the rise of smartphones and social media meaning they can't let anything slip that might haunt them) so they're almost congenitally incapable of switching that poo poo off and just being human.

It's a lifetime of trying to be the slick, wily, media-savvy politician that fucks them.

I do agree with this, but I think it's not just that it's a crisis now, but that we've been at crisis for years that's causing it. Because Cameron and the tories got away with sound bites during the global recession (national credit card ugggggh). It's only now after years of "common sense" cuts and things not getting better for anyone other than the rich and then a massive incident caused pretty much directly by that poo poo that even people getting their news through the daily mail are realising it's all bullshit with no substance.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
My pet theory is that some politicians are trying to run government as if they were employees in UK Inc.

Using that mindset, May climbed the ranks shuffling UK inc.​ financial obligations onto the broader society as externalities or onto regional subsidiaries. She used things like creative re-designations and close ties to favorable media outlets to obscure questionable or illegal behavior. Her assistants kept her from having to interact with people who weren't important. And her PR team handled all press. That PR arrangement didn't work after May became CEO, CEOs are public figureheads after all. But she took the old arrangements for granted.

Of course, that scenario implied May was more interested in protecting shareholder value over the well-being of the UK's long term growth and stability. But no politician or business executive could be that short sighted*.

*sarcasm

RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Jun 17, 2017

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

It's not quite as stark as that but after the end of the cold war there was a huge shift in European political parties to depoliticise politics and replace it with an attitude akin to management. Government was no longer about creating a vision of society through state power, it was now about tinkering with the rules and letting everyone just get on with 'work' as efficiently as possible.

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

Any time you think 'no politician could be that short-sighted' cast your mind over everything that's happened since 2010.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
My short-sighted comment was sarcasm.

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal
If people are pining for Lemon Drizzle, perhaps some words from John Woodcock will help:

North-west Evening Mail posted:

"It is fair to say I completely and utterly misjudged his ability to inspire many people," Mr Woodcock wrote about Mr Corbyn in the email.

"Many local members have been telling me for years that they signed up because of him and that he would inspire others to vote Labour for the first time. I didn't believe it could be done. I was totally wrong and you were right, and I am sorry I didn't believe you."

Mr Woodcock vowed that from now on "things will feel very different from the last two years, which have been pretty miserable for all concerned".

He added: "There will be things with which I disagree with Jeremy in future, this is the Labour Party after all.

"Sometimes even perhaps to the point of not being able to vote with him in the Commons (just as he on occasion did not vote with past Labour governments and can't bring himself to vote for the party’s Trident position because he fundamentally disagrees with it).

"But you have my word that I will approach any such difficult issues in a constructive, collegiate way. The pitched battles and bad blood that have marred the last two years are over.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Serene Dragon posted:

Watching the May interview and it struck me as the same as most politician interviews, especially tory ones, lately where they are incapable of actually saying anything other than meaningless soundbites and catchphrases. They're all robots caught in a loop, especially over the election and over this fire. And while that obviously worked at some point, it is clearly failing right now.

How on earth did we get to this point? It really seems like Corbyn and a handful of labour MPs are the only politicians capable of being actual human beings anymore, everyone else is a trained parrot.
https://twitter.com/parliawint/status/774245700242698240

Checks out.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Oh dear me posted:

If people are pining for Lemon Drizzle, perhaps some words from John Woodcock will help:

Holy poo poo

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Oh dear me posted:

If people are pining for Lemon Drizzle, perhaps some words from John Woodcock will help:

That might be one of the funniest things I've read since the election, particularly coming from that idiot.

DeadButDelicious
Oct 11, 2012

Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
Catching up on last night's Newsnight, specifically the Emily Maitlis interview with May. Wow you goons weren't lying, there was such anger and ferocity in Maitlis' eyes and words and body language. She radiated this intense feeling of frustration by getting absolutely nothing out of Maybot.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was the general consensus from the press - it's so bloody difficult to get anything out of May and the Tories since the election was called they might as well not bother. I was so sure Maitlis was going to take off the mic and storm away from the interview.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
I've never seen a government so quickly and catastrophically fall apart like this. I mean, I knew that it's happened before plenty, and I was technically alive and aware in the 90s, but I'm still finding this all a bit surreal. And frankly a bit disturbing, too - as bad as this looks for the Tories, I hate the feeling of the country being so loving rudderless. The sooner Corbs and Labour take over the better - obviously because of their policies, but also just because some stability and forward momentum would be nice.

CptAwesome
Nov 2, 2005

Barry Foster posted:

I've never seen a government so quickly and catastrophically fall apart like this. I mean, I knew that it's happened before plenty, and I was technically alive and aware in the 90s, but I'm still finding this all a bit surreal. And frankly a bit disturbing, too - as bad as this looks for the Tories, I hate the feeling of the country being so loving rudderless. The sooner Corbs and Labour take over the better - obviously because of their policies, but also just because some stability and forward momentum would be nice.

The best part is that they aren't even really a government. The country is falling apart and no one is at the wheel lol

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



https://twitter.com/evertonfc2/status/875662965839724545

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Fuckin' A.

The other surreal thing is that vast swathes of the country have suddenly gone all UKMT. It's incredibly welcome, though.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
even if they promised the lib dems a complete U turn on brexit they'd lose a vote of no confidence after a massive backbencher rebellion. and, depending on the leader, i think that's what it would take.

their core conservative issue hasn't changed: it's one party with two diametrically opposed factions - the business tories who wanted remain and may settle for a VERY soft brexit so long as it protects the finance industry (lol) and the eurosceptics who will absolutely not tolerate freedom of movement. there's still a remain majority in parliament, even if no one's stupid enough to actually push for actually remaining. we talk about this election being "blown" but she absolutely was going to be forced into it eventually.

the fire has just accelerated what was already happening: the tories now have no leader, no good options to become leader, and have suddenly become massively toxic because they enabled the burning of a bunch of children to death.

PST
Jul 5, 2012

If only Milliband had eaten a vegan sausage roll instead of a bacon sandwich, we wouldn't be in this mess.
Well this has aged well I think:

https://twitter.com/johnmcternan/status/623823071074496513

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

It's surreal that both the central government and Kensington council have gone into hiding at the same time. Is every Tory in the country in shock?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
its a hot, sunny saturday. i can see it kicking off today

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Peel posted:

It's surreal that both the central government and Kensington council have gone into hiding at the same time. Is every Tory in the country in shock?

A member of kensington council was tweeting yesterday that a lynch mob were after them.

they've completely broken, terrified at the prospect of facing a fraction of a percent of the violence they inflict on others. They're making GBS threads it, and they should be.

Abbas Barkhordar Lynch Mob is a great band name btw

Spangly A fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Jun 17, 2017

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Peel posted:

It's surreal that both the central government and Kensington council have gone into hiding at the same time. Is every Tory in the country in shock?
The market just can't deliver a sufficient volume of almost meaningful platitudes at such short notice.

PST
Jul 5, 2012

If only Milliband had eaten a vegan sausage roll instead of a bacon sandwich, we wouldn't be in this mess.
The council has been shockingly bad here, after the initial wave of 'we have too much stuff, we can't take any more physical donations, then all the talk started on how there's no leadership, no one helping to coordinate between the charities and churches and really bad communication to the victims who are homeless.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
It's fine, the £5mil bailout package will buy 5 houses in South Ken to rehouse the hundreds who are now homeless.

PST
Jul 5, 2012

If only Milliband had eaten a vegan sausage roll instead of a bacon sandwich, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Spangly A posted:

A member of kensington council was tweeting yesterday that a lynch mob were after them.

they've completely broken, terrified at the prospect of facing a fraction of a percent of the violence they inflict on others. They're making GBS threads it, and they should be.

Abbas Barkhordar Lynch Mob is a great band name btw

Do you mean this:

https://twitter.com/MartinBelam/status/875775166059618308/

Because if so that's a councillor in Birmingham comparing the protest to a lynch mob, then taking down the tweet with a non-apology and now being savaged on twitter by everyone who wants to take a pop at him for being a fuckwit. And now, I see, has made his twitter private.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
Not to distract from one catasrophuck with another, but are these ding-dongs forming a government or not?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Not Operator posted:

Not to distract from one catasrophuck with another, but are these ding-dongs forming a government or not?

lmbo i think they've forgotten about that

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

PST posted:

Do you mean this:

https://twitter.com/MartinBelam/status/875775166059618308/

Because if so that's a councillor in Birmingham comparing the protest to a lynch mob, then taking down the tweet with a non-apology and now being savaged on twitter by everyone who wants to take a pop at him for being a fuckwit. And now, I see, has made his twitter private.

my apologies, that is what I meant. Still think that not only is it tone deaf, but it'd be more reasonable if sincere.

Unfortunately the legal system being what it is, everyone responsible will be well out of the public eye when they get exonerated.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Im a little concerned about the number of theories about state actions to hide the total death toll that are appearing. It's desperately sad that we can't tell who is dead and who is missing but I've just seen a Facebook post supposedly quoting an anonymous source suggesting they might start moving the bodies out by night to keep the count low. Combined with the D note rumours which I've just seen a university lecturer ask about I'm worries the real story of negligence, apathy and right-wing ideology causing the deaths starting to get confused by conspiracy theories depressingly enough which gain traction when there's a real knowledge that the state doesn't care.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Barry Foster posted:

I've never seen a government so quickly and catastrophically fall apart like this. I mean, I knew that it's happened before plenty, and I was technically alive and aware in the 90s, but I'm still finding this all a bit surreal. And frankly a bit disturbing, too - as bad as this looks for the Tories, I hate the feeling of the country being so loving rudderless. The sooner Corbs and Labour take over the better - obviously because of their policies, but also just because some stability and forward momentum would be nice.

No, this is stunningly fast compared to the fall of both Thatcher and Major. If you count Thatcher's fall as starting with the Poll Tax riots it took six months, but a lot of Tories say that the rot actually set in on Black Monday and Lawson's resignation, 3 years and 18 months respectively before Heseltine put the knife in.

Major's fall basically took the entirety of his Premiership, the 92 election was a bit of a blip - but if you're really charitable and count it from Black Wednesday it still took 4 years.

This time last month Theresa May was the most popular Prime Minister in British history and pundits were wondering if she'd beat Thatcher's score in 83. Today the Daily Telegraph is dunking on her. In both distance fell and speed this has to be some sort of record.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Not Operator posted:

Not to distract from one catasrophuck with another, but are these ding-dongs forming a government or not?

:shrug:

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SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC
The ABSOLUTE BOY is laying into May:

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/876009928045060097

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