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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


at this point they have billions of dollars to burn

any other grocery stores in trouble?

if this works they're gonna try to buy other sinking stores

like ed balls r us

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Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Agrajag posted:

cuba has done nothing hostile to us for the last few decades but since russia attacks our elections we seek friendlier sanctions! just lol

cuba just needs to do some cyprus centered moneylaundering deals with trump or maybe let him build a casino

they clearly aren't paying attention to the types of policy concerns that are driving action by the u.s. government these days

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


Someone tell them that Trump isn't actually on stage and no one is actually being murdered, or are they being disingenuous??!?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Trash Trick posted:

toxoplasma gondii

OH HI, IZ MAKIN SUM TOXO

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Question: Shouldn't the guy be trying to get under the goat tail?

edit - Unless those are supposed to be his balls, in which case, the question is: Do all refugees have such big balls? Because if so, I think I know why we don't want them in America.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/875758251966472193

Strom Thermos
Sep 18, 2004

TMMadman posted:

Question: Shouldn't the guy be trying to get under the goat tail?

edit - Unless those are supposed to be his balls, in which case, the question is: Do all refugees have such big balls? Because if so, I think I know why we don't want them in America.

I see your trap and you will not out me for the goat fuckin refugee that I am!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Frankie Boyle's American Autopsy was a very good coping mechanism after the election. I watch it like once a month.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPTUqy1utdM

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

This is a good look, yeah

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

TMMadman posted:

Question: Shouldn't the guy be trying to get under the goat tail?

edit - Unless those are supposed to be his balls, in which case, the question is: Do all refugees have such big balls? Because if so, I think I know why we don't want them in America.

he just wants to hug his goat dude

why do you gotta make it weird

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



https://twitter.com/vp/status/876070112712953860

Pretty sure Pence added a syllable to that quote.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/876103204492259328

HATE results

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


Agrajag posted:

russia attacks our elections and now we pursue friendlier relations. talk about bieng a country of cucks

qft this is shameful

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Now I kind of want to see a tape dispenser in the shape of one of those hover bikes from Return of the Jedi with someone riding it.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/WLWT/status/876129854839803904

uhhhh....nice?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

I can usually see what the joke is supposed to be, but no clue here. :shrug:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Ekster posted:

fun game: find a historic hereditary ruler worse than trump and realize the vast majority of them would be an improvement

King Joh--



son of a bitch

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
they hate us for our freedom results

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/LEX18News/status/876131150854578176

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




H.P. Hovercraft posted:

struth

also don't forget the earnest libertarians

hey vern

lets create joinder

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Von Sloneker posted:

Frankie Boyle's American Autopsy was a very good coping mechanism after the election. I watch it like once a month.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPTUqy1utdM

i watched a few minutes of this and it just heightened the sense of being trapped in an irredeemable shithole

vielen dank

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/michaelkruse/status/876130647932375041

:cawg:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

This would only be cool if the shark gets to eat Phelps if it catches him.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Elephanthead posted:

Hey Hey Hey, who wants to date me? I got a vitamin fer yeah.

a friend of mine once snuck vitamin c pills in to his not-gf gf's tea when she had a cold and could not understand why she would be upset. he has a confederate flag on his truck in fuckin vancouver.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

the goat is strangely cute, seductive

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Well, if you give money straight to the panhandler, then he might go buy liquor or drugs with it!

And as everyone knows, it should be illegal for poor people to spend money on the things they want and instead have to spend it the way the moral people of America see fit.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

this is pretty standard and I dunno how to feel about it

on one hand by the fifth time you get a drunk insane man in your face demanding change you want to do something to avoid it

Otoh they're in that situation because society has failed them and they have no way back, no one to care for them, and organizations interested in this are almost assuredly right wing assholes who will just pocket it

America is garbo

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Squizzle posted:

hey vern

lets create joinder

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

TMMadman posted:

This would only be cool if the shark gets to eat Phelps if it catches him.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Zyla posted:

the goat is strangely cute, seductive

Well, it does appear like the goat bit off the guys underwear and is holding them in its mouth.

So maybe the goat was asking for it?

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

TMMadman posted:

This would only be cool if the shark gets to eat Phelps if it catches him.

Like some aquatic version of gladiators and people in lion pits, this should be aired regularly like the Superbowl or the Olympics starting after Trump declares himself emperor so that America's Neo-Roman Empire transformation is complete

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/colderinthesun/status/876132412773806080

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

struth

also don't forget the earnest libertarians

idk i kinda liked the weird mixture of shitposting interspersed with 8000 word marxist essays

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



so while in the middle of a massive investigation about your connections to Russia, where the entire country is like "yeah he probably did it" and you're loudly insisting you're not guilty whatsoever, you bring it up in every single conversation "I am not guilty!"

you decide to go against a 97% Senatorial majority and push for lifting sanctions, making you look incredibly, incredibly guilty and corrupt as hell

how serious is the kompromat on Trump? That he's willing to go down as a Russian stooge by doing an incredibly blatant maneuver to ease pressure on Russia? It has to be something that Trump thinks would be worse for him to come out than it would be for him to be thrown from the office as a traitor :whitewater:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/waff48/status/876133204377337858

lol

quote:

The 35-page Inspector General final report details issues the DOE found on data collected from the 2013-2014 school year.

The misreported data goes back to 2010. At that time, Alabama's graduation rate was behind the national average by seven points. By 2014, the state improved 15 percentage points.

The DOE says the numbers just didn't add up.

"I don't know about the state, but I do know that school districts did not misreport graduation data,” Dr. Craig Pouncey, Jefferson County Schools Superintendent said.

One of the issues is the Alabama Occupational Diploma. It's an alternative diploma for students with disabilities.

Dr. Pouncey says he and other superintendents were directed in a memo by former State Superintendent Dr. Tommy Bice to count those students as graduates. The DOE. says Bice was advised not to do that but did it anyway.

Pouncey feels those students have a right to be counted.

"We've got a lot of great kids that might have an IQ of 75 to 100 and they can contribute in our communities. They can work at grocery stores or work at warehouses or do things that make them productive citizens and we should account for them and should follow what the law says with individuals with disability act and ensure that we educate them,” Pouncey added.

what if the robutts steal their jobs? :thunk:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

galenanorth posted:

Like some aquatic version of gladiators and people in lion pits, this should be aired regularly like the Superbowl or the Olympics starting after Trump declares himself emperor so that America's Neo-Roman Empire transformation is complete



That would be amazing television. Like fence out an area of the ocean, put a few hungry sharks in it, put a raft in the center of the area and then have like a handful of people all jump off the raft and swim for the fence. Either you make it or you get eaten!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

lady you think that might be a sign of his intelligence

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Nonsense posted:

lol MAGAchuds going to try and get Colbert fired

whats happening

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

idiots

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