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UberJew posted:good lord does your hatred of protestants stretch a long way My hatred for Protestants is super-charges this year, because those EKD fuckers lobbyied to make this the "Martin Luther" year and try to push their revisionist agenda that Luther was cool and good.
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Randler posted:Apparently it also needs to be pointed out that reading is for nerds and that the end of book stores will hopefully end the historical error of recreational reading. i will destroy you
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Raskolnikov38 posted:i will destroy you Sorry to drop some truth bombs on you, but literature is basically old perverted man writing down their sexual fantasies under pretensions of profound thought and Mormon housewoman writing Romance novels and/or paint-by-the-numbers dystopian YA novels. Nothing of value will be lost once we outlaw reading books for leisure.
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Randler posted:My hatred for Protestants is super-charges this year, because those EKD fuckers lobbyied to make this the "Martin Luther" year and try to push their revisionist agenda that Luther was cool and good. Every so often I forget that you're posting from the 17th century.
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The Muppets On PCP posted:and they both sucked stores for new books only are inherently boring
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Randler posted:My hatred for Protestants is super-charges this year, because those EKD fuckers lobbyied to make this the "Martin Luther" year and try to push their revisionist agenda that Luther was cool and good. https://twitter.com/Goodtweet_man/status/875480062228799489
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Randler posted:Sorry to drop some truth bombs on you, but literature is basically old perverted man writing down their sexual fantasies under pretensions of profound thought and Mormon housewoman writing Romance novels and/or paint-by-the-numbers dystopian YA novels. Not all books are fiction op
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# ? Jun 17, 2017 16:50 |
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Maybe if more people read books in your dumb country, they wouldn't have thought going to war against the world twice was a bright idea.
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Volkerball posted:Maybe if more people read books in your dumb country, they wouldn't have thought going to war against the world twice was a bright idea. That's more of a Luther thing than a book thing.
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Randler posted:Luther was cool and good.
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# ? Jun 17, 2017 16:56 |
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I have a new personal hero now. https://www.twitch.tv/tekken
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# ? Jun 17, 2017 17:42 |
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Right now they have extreme USB cable disconnects on stream, which I can identify with.
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exmarx posted:frankie boyle's new show is good "She has no choice: Klingon, or disappear".
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# ? Jun 17, 2017 18:17 |
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i don't think ive ever been in a good bookstore before because i'm not seeing anything different
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# ? Jun 17, 2017 18:31 |
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ive only just now read fishmech's post saying the same thing
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# ? Jun 17, 2017 18:36 |
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How many times can you try again if you have a hung jury?
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# ? Jun 17, 2017 18:46 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPQD7KxutcM
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Randler posted:How many times can you try again if you have a hung jury? I believe that's more of a stamina thing than a size thing.
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# ? Jun 17, 2017 19:03 |
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OVERLAND PARK, KS–Stung by flagging album sales and Eminem's supplanting him as Middle America's worst nightmare, shock rocker Marilyn Manson has embarked on a door-to-door tour of suburbia in a desperate, last-ditch effort to shock and offend average Americans. Accompanied by bandmates Twiggy Ramirez, Madonna Wayne Gacy, and Zim Zum, Manson kicked off his 50-city "Boo" tour Jan. 26 in Overland Park, a conservative, middle-class suburb of Kansas City. "When we first laid eyes on Overland Park, with its neat little frame houses, immaculately landscaped lawns, and SUVs in the driveways, we couldn't wait to swoop down on it like the Black Death," said Manson, born Brian Warner in Canton, OH. "We were like, 'Welcome to our nightmare, you bloated, pustulent pigs.'" Last Friday at 4 p.m., Mark Wesley, 46, a resident of Overland Park's exclusive Maple Bluff subdivision, heard the sound of "animal-like shrieking" coming from the vicinity of his front lawn. Upon opening his front door, he was greeted by the sight of a pale and shirtless Manson carving a pentagram into his chest with a razor blade. "Look at me, suburban dung," Manson told Wesley. "Does this shock you?" When Wesley replied no, he said Manson became "petulant." Recalled Wesley: "He started stamping his feet and shaking his fists, saying, 'What do you mean no? Aren't your uptight, puritanical sensibilities offended? Don't you want to censor me so you don't have to confront the ugly truth I represent?' So I say, 'Well, not particularly.' Then, after a long pause, he says, 'Well, screw you, jerk!' and walks off sulking." That evening, Linda Schmidt was preparing to drive her daughter Alyssa to a Girl Scouts meeting when she found Manson standing on her porch draped in sheep entrails. "I knew who he was, but I was kind of busy and didn't really have time to chat," Schmidt said. "He just kept standing there staring at me, expecting me to react in some way." Added Schmidt: "I tried to be nice and humor him a little. I said, 'Yesiree, that sure is some shocking satanic imagery, no doubt about it. And that one eye with no color in the pupil, very disturbing. I'd sure like to suppress that.' I mean, what do you say to Marilyn Manson?" A deflated Manson remained on Schmidt's porch as she and Alyssa drove off. Subsequent attempts to provoke outrage were met with equal indifference. "[Manson] was standing at my front door wearing those fake breasts he wore on the cover of Mechanical Animals," retiree Judith Hahn said. "He said, 'My name is Marilyn Manson, and I'm here to tear your little world apart.' I thought he was collecting for the Kiwanis food drive, so I gave him some cans of pumpkin-pie filling." Undaunted, Manson and his entourage stepped up their assault on mainstream American sensibilities. On Tuesday, they arrived in the tiny Detroit suburb of Grosse Pointe Farms, where stockbroker Glenn Binford answered his doorbell to find Manson hanging upside-down on a wooden cross as Ramirez performed fellatio on him. "I just stood there thinking, now there's a boy who tries way too hard," Binford said. "I mean, come on: Homoerotic sacrilege went out in the late '90s." Other provocative acts by Manson–including dismembering a chicken, bathing in pig's blood, and wearing a three-piece suit of human noses–failed to arouse anyone's ire, instead prompting comments such as "sophomoric," "trite," and "so Alice Cooper." Manson's lone brush with controversy occurred in Edina, MN, a suburb of Minneapolis. An unidentified neighborhood-watch volunteer phoned police after seeing a nude, feces-smeared Manson being led around on a leash by a dwarf dominatrix. Officers arrived on the scene, but let Manson go with a warning for parading without a city permit. "I could have given him a citation, but I figured, how much harm is he really causing?" Edina Police Officer Dan Herberger said. "I mean, he's just Marilyn Manson, for the love of Mike." The "Boo" tour was dealt a further blow when Manson learned that Eminem's The Marshall Mathers LP had been banned from all Kmart stores. Manson's current album, Holy Wood (In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death), is still available. "Why are all you people outraged by Eminem? He's not scary!" Manson said. "He doesn't sport ghoulishly pale skin or wear gender-bending make-up. He's just some regular guy. I'm the one who people should be terrified by, not him! Me!" "If you ban me," Manson continued, "I promise to rail against censorship and hypocrisy. Please? Pretty, pretty please?" By Monday, the tour appeared to have lost all momentum. Sources close to Manson described him as "exhausted and discouraged," despite not having even completed the first leg of the three-month tour. By the time he arrived in Hoffman Estates, IL, Manson had resorted to leaving flaming bags of dog feces on doorsteps and shining a flashlight under his chin to make himself look "spooky." He was ultimately chased from a Hoffman Estates subdivision by a group of bicycle-riding teenagers who advised him to "get [his] chalk-white goblin rear end" out of their neighborhood. On Friday, Manson is slated to appear in Bethesda, MD, where many believe he will bring his tour to a premature end. "Have you people forgotten already?" Manson told The Washington Post. "You all thought I was responsible for Columbine two years ago. Well, I was! I was! I know I vehemently denied it at the time, but, really, I personally told those two kids to shoot up the school. I'm serious. I sent them an e-mail. And I told them to worship Satan, too. You hear that, kids? Marilyn Manson says you should shoot your friends in the head with a gun! And everyone should eat babies! And rape their dead grandparents! And poop on a church! There, now will someone please be offended?"
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cinci zoo sniper posted:it's pretty good. bad pvp, fantastic pve if you like dungeons and raids especially. first 50 levels, until heavenward, are a slog even developers acknowledge, and the price is steep to start out fresh too, but once you get past these two things, it's a very solid pve themepark mmo PvP's gotten a bit better with Stormblood, but it's still themepark MMO PvP.
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# ? Jun 17, 2017 19:35 |
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I think the two main selling points for FFXIV are a) a JRPG story experience and b) boss fights with extremely anime soundtracks. I'm pretty sure I originally subscribed soley on the basis of this boss theme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqJRnD5HuZw Edit: The Theme song and video are also pretty rad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39j5v8jlndM Randler fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Jun 17, 2017 |
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It's a beautiful Summer week-end and I'm on vacation so I think I'm gonna set up my Sony Play Station 3 brand home microcomputer system to finally play that Metal Gear Solid 5 Ground Zeroes. There is also an international market by the river but I have no money They had a currywurst stall and a stall where if you bought 1 kg of salami you got 1 kg of Parmigiano Reggiano free and a stall with Thai massages I think.
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https://twitter.com/thermidor1789/status/875730872275750914
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Randler posted:I think the two main selling points for FFXIV are a) a JRPG story experience and b) boss fights with extremely anime soundtracks. Ah, but I can get that replaying FFXIII friend
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That name sounds familiar. I think there was some kind of drama and/or it was kind of bad? (And the same goes for the video game. )
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# ? Jun 17, 2017 19:59 |
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luther<luthor
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stone cold posted:luther<luthor Luther, Reince, repeat.
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# ? Jun 17, 2017 20:07 |
Remember when people made anime fanart of that one Russian military woman because she was attractive.
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# ? Jun 17, 2017 20:26 |
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Apparently Amazon did not put all the MP3 I bought under their old CloudPlayer system in their new My Music system.
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Randler posted:Apparently Amazon did not put all the MP3 I bought under their old CloudPlayer system in their new My Music system. at "buying" MP3:s when record stores exist.
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Hello I got my gun today.
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# ? Jun 17, 2017 20:44 |
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Mr Hootington posted:Hello I got my gun today. *raises hands cautiously*
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Jerry Cotton posted:at "buying" MP3:s when record stores exist. A lot of the stuff I bought is too niche to be reliably found in record stores on stock and if it needs to be ordered I can just get it myself on Amazon.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:*raises hands cautiously* I have no shells or slugs yet
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# ? Jun 17, 2017 20:49 |
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And my gf has the key to the trigger lock. Can't protect my home or country without permission.
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# ? Jun 17, 2017 20:51 |
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Mr Hootington posted:I have no shells or slugs yet Hand in your flag. You don't deserve it.
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Bueno Papi posted:Hand in your flag. You don't deserve it. You can just club people to death with the butt of the gun.
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# ? Jun 17, 2017 20:53 |
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Randler posted:You can just club people to death with the butt of the gun. You'd probably only get away with that at most a couple times.
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Randler posted:You can just club people to death with the butt of the gun. With a butt... with a butt... you will be who you are just the same...
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Mr Hootington posted:Hello I got my gun today. so were you waiting for the end times or are you just planning on ending it all in the near future
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