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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

there's also a few "theresa may is autistic" theories being thrown around but an autist would actually be way better with numbers

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
who called the FBI fuckin lol

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
my cat and i have a ritual that whenever i get out of the shower i go and change in front of my closet. she jumps up on the drawers a few feet away and meows at me and i screech "shut up you stupid bitch!" back at her and then i go over and bend so she she can smell and lick my freshly showered hair

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


OhFunny posted:

This 13 pages old, but this is the worse Fake News ever posted anywhere.

People are bad, but not this bad.

https://www.avma.org/KB/Resources/Statistics/Pages/Market-research-statistics-US-pet-ownership.aspx

I guess the AVMA is fake news now. Almost 5 million more pet cats than pet dogs.

galenanorth was right.

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:
TRUMP

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Al! posted:

the good parts of lf were before people convinced themselves it actually was the staging ground for the revolution

lf was 8 years too early I think

I remember growing up and the schools being like, "We live in an equal society, all are free to do as you like", but over the past two decades it's become incredibly blatant that 95% of us are just customers/servants for the rich and will never be able to transcend that

more and more people are realizing that nowadays compared to 8 years ago

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Squizzle posted:

remember a few days ago when it leaked that hes interjecting "im not under investigation" into like every conversation

i do this too

people need to know

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/876163493648617474

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

anime tupac posted:

I remember some tankie wandering into one the polititoons megathreads and talking about how, actually, the chernobyl exclusion zone isn't even unsafe, that's just a Western Media Lie, and he has friends who know Secrets, and they camped out in it

well at least the gene pool is safe on that front

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:
I love that pic because he looks exactly like tom delay

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

eww

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


i know the outfit and all but what impresses me most is the effort to make a custom hat labelled TRUMP WALL

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

cumshitter posted:

one time i went to a casino with my relative and she looked at anold lady in a wheelchairplaying slots with one of those oxygen tubes under her nose and she was like "cumshitter i cant believe shes doing that"

"well whats she gonna do auntie cumshitter? she gonna go rock climbing? let her have her fun"

Honestly, if you are going to blow your SS check on bringing some light to your last few miserable morsels of existence on this gay earth, why not blow it on getting high as gently caress. The added benifit is when your body is that wrecked by age you don't have to care about any adverse health effects.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

so many levels, fuuuuck

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

I love that pic because he looks exactly like tom delay

oh yeah, this guy was funded by russians too, and was busted for money laundering

jesus, how far back does it go? is the entire GOP corrupted by russia?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

D1E posted:

https://www.avma.org/KB/Resources/Statistics/Pages/Market-research-statistics-US-pet-ownership.aspx

I guess the AVMA is fake news now. Almost 5 million more pet cats than pet dogs.

galenanorth was right.

Horse girls are the top 1% of crazies

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

SKULL.GIF posted:

oh yeah, this guy was funded by russians too, and was busted for money laundering

jesus, how far back does it go? is the entire GOP corrupted by russia?

awhile, and lol yes

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

D1E posted:

https://www.avma.org/KB/Resources/Statistics/Pages/Market-research-statistics-US-pet-ownership.aspx

I guess the AVMA is fake news now. Almost 5 million more pet cats than pet dogs.

galenanorth was right.

AVMA is clearly pushing a cat agenda.

Edit: That five million is totally fake.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/MatureTrumpTwts/status/876155452169621506

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Kung Food posted:

Honestly, if you are going to blow your SS check on bringing some light to your last few miserable morsels of existence on this gay earth, why not blow it on getting high as gently caress. The added benifit is when your body is that wrecked by age you don't have to care about any adverse health effects.

i dunno i guess its an excuse to get out. lots of people, bright lights, loud but low-key noises signifying winning in the background. maybe you get lucky and buy yourself something. casinos have poo poo down to a science to the point where the basin in the slot machines are hollow so the coins make more noise when they plop out

i completely swayed my aunt to my point of view on that one. sort of like the time my buddy lectured me on my "don't smoke weed inside because i dont want the cats to get high" rule.

"Come on, cumshitter! Is your cat going to college? It's just going to paw around and poo poo in a box until it dies, let the cat loving get high!"

"wow... i agree. i can not think of a single counterargument"

rawrr
Jul 28, 2007

D1E posted:

https://www.avma.org/KB/Resources/Statistics/Pages/Market-research-statistics-US-pet-ownership.aspx

I guess the AVMA is fake news now. Almost 5 million more pet cats than pet dogs.

galenanorth was right.

Yeah but average per household is like 2.1 cats, which is basically like voting twice.

How about as a compromise we make cats count as 3/5th of a dog?

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

D1E posted:

https://www.avma.org/KB/Resources/Statistics/Pages/Market-research-statistics-US-pet-ownership.aspx

I guess the AVMA is fake news now. Almost 5 million more pet cats than pet dogs.

galenanorth was right.

80 percent of pet cats are with just 5 percent of cat owners

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Everyone please take care of yourselfs which means aksing for help if you need it

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

No I don't want to see Mike Pence naked

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

I have done way too much poo poo today

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Ages posted:

No I don't want to see Mike Pence naked

Mike pence doesn't do the riding

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

https://twitter.com/KevinOw17480537/status/876137578067619840

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Ages posted:

80 percent of pet cats are with just 5 percent of cat owners

You guys are acting like those Republicans protesting Shakespeare.

just acknowledge that cats are the new best pet and move on.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

Reality Winner posted:

Everyone please take care of yourselfs which means aksing for help if you need it

you alright dawg?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Yinlock posted:

there's also a few "theresa may is autistic" theories being thrown around but an autist would actually be way better with numbers

in the thick of it universe theresa may would pretend to be autistic in public for the rest of her life

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Dogs are the superior pet, but cats thrive on neglect and thus the bar for not killing them with neglect and incompetence is lower

not everybody is cut out for dog ownership is all, some have to settle

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
current mood :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgG5BKUZMWM

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Ages posted:

No I don't want to see Mike Pence naked

i do

i want to ask him how much mother likes his dick

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
I had to look this up because it was pretty awesome on Friday's Limbaugh show:

The Republicans… Let’s look at them. The Republicans cannot get Trump to stop tweeting. They are petrified over what he tweets.
Members of his own party wish he would shut up, members of his own party wish he would stop tweeting, members of his own party (and everybody) else wish he would start acting more presidential. But Donald Trump’s 140-character proclamations change the world every day. Donald Trump’s tweets thwart and obstruct the unified effort of his enemies to destroy him. Donald Trump’s tweets keep his supporters supporting him. Donald Trump’s tweets are one of the best weapons he has against this all-out assault arrayed against him.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

where muh political scandal bombshells at

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

Dogs are the superior pet, but cats thrive on neglect and thus the bar for not killing them with neglect and incompetence is lower

not everybody is cut out for dog ownership is all, some have to settle

not really true but yeah cats are fine with being left alone.

i would totally own a dog if i worked in one of those weirdo progressive offices where people bring their dogs in but the amount of time i spend at work+drive wouldn't be fair for a dog

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