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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Baloogan posted:

no its a non neutonian fluid used in drilling

that's santorum

E:

Steve Bannon's a nazi
Vocal, loud with white pride
But the sloughing off of his face
Mirrors the soul-rot inside!

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

quote this in 4 pages

https://twitter.com/davelozo/status/876136616066260992

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

I always thought it would be cool to have a dog that has a job and then he has to give the money to you because what's a dog going to do with money anyways.

I want a dog that scares the piss out of geese for a living

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

pepito sanchez posted:

Yo. I actually wonder if any of Trump's kids have asked him, completely in private, "did you do any of this, Dad? piss tape? collusion? anything?"

I mean do super rich people like that even have a normal, trusting family cohesion?

At least I'd hope he has some personal trust in his precious Ivanka. She should be (maybe? is she that far gone, too?) able to tell that Daddy needs a lot of lawyers and a lot of not-twittering anymore.

After a certain level of wealth the children form stronger bonds with the nannies than the do their actual parents.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

crazy cloud posted:

Donald Trump's America

i was gonna say, heart of glass is good too

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Baloogan posted:

no its a non neutonian fluid used in drilling

Calcium bentonite clay is used in super extreme cases of acid reflux.

Also it gives you really heinous diarrhea.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

TRUMP

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



Stop politicizing this extremely political issue!

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


i'm finally jealous of new york city

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Mo_Steel posted:

Still not the sex page? Day crew even sadder than nite crew.

Hard to get sexy when there's no videos of presidents being peed on

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Junkyard Poodle posted:

sex is cumming

mr george rr martin this drink is making me feel funny

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

TeriZCa8!a posted:

cant quit smoking

it's real easy you just stop buyin em that's what i did

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Aliquid posted:

i'm finally jealous of new york city

When President Trump is away, New Yorkers cum out to play

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i like how rr martin does the pro fat guy move of bringing back suspenders because putting pants on the lower half of a sphere just doesnt work

ohgodwhat
Aug 6, 2005

crazy cloud posted:

Yeah tbh I'm just a lil surprised at the inclusion of a song about date rape and prison rape in the mix and all these families around but I suppose that's just hypernormalization of sex crime in Donald Trump's America for ya

I must have really missed the point of that song

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

prefect posted:

"Merchant of Venom" is good.

merchant of Amber foamy venom

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

"constituents being pissed off at you" is emotional retribution. okay.

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
new castle brown ale cures my heartburn

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
"stop emotionally abusing me by expecting me to answer for my clear and obvious greed driven choices that result in easily preventable death" i say through my robotic mask.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
The closer we get to the sex page, the faster it goes. :thunk:

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



:smugdon: tromp

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Mo_Steel posted:

The closer we get to the sex page, the faster it goes. :thunk:

basic science

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Mo_Steel posted:

The closer we get to the sex page, the faster it goes. :thunk:

now that's an accelerationism that i can get behind

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
why hasn't the piss tape dropped yet. i thought one of our allies was gonna drop it like yesterday

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Epic High Five posted:

only medicine that is worth a goddamn against heartburn is prilosec

prilosec/omeprazole works great but apparently is associated with much higher risks of dementia if you're old

because I value my brain highly I've been trying to cut back on alcohol before I hit my 30s

trump is making this difficult

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

OatmealRaisin posted:

why hasn't the piss tape dropped yet. i thought one of our allies was gonna drop it like yesterday

its coming dude, just a few more hours

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 44 hours!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN_w8gnjhQ4 nws

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 44 hours!
NWS guys

pepito sanchez
Apr 3, 2004
I'm not mexican
I actually just remembered watching some interview with one (both?) of the sons where they joked about dad loving them over and winning every game they played because it built a competitive nature in them. That's not how normal dads are, dude.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

moist*

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

"you dont love us, you dont love yourself, you only love your money' donald jr or eric i forgret anyway they were wrong he also loves child rape and child murder

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

cumshitter posted:

i drun kaf but i think i figured out nationalism

the problem is

if we dont close the borders then women i have designated as property will have options of loving guys who arent me

and this may not be a problem for you, but its a problem for me

*furiously copy/pastes memes from /pol/ and r/donald*

:getin:

that's it all right, and coastal elites is just a meme representing educated, cultured men with varied experiences, who are therefore interesting, and able to compete in an expanded, and diverse sexual marketplace

it's why they like rape, because you don't have to get consent for that, and that's a bitch to get if you have nothing to offer

also, equal pay makes it so she doesn't have to stay with people she doesn't want purely out of survival

notice, decent men are all for equal pay, because that means in a 2 person household, the world won't stop if he loses his job

but, if you suck, all you have to lord over her is your size, and your paycheck, so the ability to visit violence upon her, consistently make more, and forgo asking for consent, is paramount to keeping what you see, as your property

and you want to keep your options open too, just in case you want to throw your personal 'property' away, so all women within your borders are your property, and shouldn't have the freedom to say no, support themselves, or avoid physical violence from men either

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 22:06 on Jun 17, 2017

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
jean claude van damme saying the word 'moist' over and over again in slow motion, his mustache growing every time he says it, forever

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

OatmealRaisin posted:

why hasn't the piss tape dropped yet. i thought one of our allies was gonna drop it like yesterday

we still have allies?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

wth? i call fake

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

pepito sanchez posted:

I actually just remembered watching some interview with one (both?) of the sons where they joked about dad loving them over and winning every game they played because it built a competitive nature in them. That's not how normal dads are, dude.

check the posts i just made in chapothread my dude

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

62 here but high seaside eating a lobster roll with a IPA so im certainly not gonna complain m8

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Zas posted:

"you dont love us, you dont love yourself, you only love your money' donald jr or eric i forgret anyway they were wrong he also loves child rape and child murder

Don Jr, at 12

then he proceeded to destroy him from the inside out

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Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

I did a thing posted:

we still have allies?

the best kind of allies - the kind willing to drop kompromat of our piss pres

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