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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
I hope from all this chaos we at least get a good movie/play/TV drama out of this eventually

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Michael D Higgins would make a fantastic ruler
How well would he work with Mark Tanner?

Angepain posted:

I hope from all this chaos we at least get a good movie/play/TV drama out of this eventually
The modern entertainment cycle is quite short.

e: With Big John from The Inbetweeners as Michael Gove lol.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Jun 18, 2017

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Raeg posted:

Shergar is back to create a strong and stable government in the national interest.

Tír na nÓg will jump clean over Brexit

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Michael D Higgins would make a fantastic ruler

Big Mickey Higgins is a loving hero and should be in charge of everything.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

good to see corbs is a fan of the coup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzgj6pH0Aq0

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

10 days? She has until Monday. She is hosed at that point.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Angepain posted:

I hope from all this chaos we at least get a good movie/play/TV drama out of this eventually

If Corbyn gets a proper majority in the next general, Hollywood writers will be clawing over each other for the chance. Dude's been at the heart of one of the most utterly batshit underdog stories in modern politics.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Darth Walrus posted:

If Corbyn gets a proper majority in the next general, Hollywood writers will be clawing over each other for the chance. Dude's been at the heart of one of the most utterly batshit underdog stories in modern politics.

I think Trump is a contender for that crown, the batshit quotient alone is far, far higher.

But I'm hoping we get a nice happy ending to this mess. The absolute boy for PM now!

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Michael D Higgins would make a fantastic ruler

Michael D. Higgins is extremely good.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
I wonder if May realizes that once her days as PM are over she won't have a ring of police around her wherever she goes in public anymore.

Guess there will be a lot of indoor living going on.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Darth Walrus posted:

If Corbyn gets a proper majority in the next general, Hollywood writers will be clawing over each other for the chance. Dude's been at the heart of one of the most utterly batshit underdog stories in modern politics.

Who would play him?

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

Thanks Ants posted:

Who would play him?
Ian McKellen?

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core


:stare:

Michael Graham was rushed to the burn ward shortly thereafter.

Is Higgins always that awesome,

hit button
Mar 18, 2012


Thanks Ants posted:

Who would play him?

Computer generated Alec Guinness. Disney have probably got one in the works anyway.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Pershing posted:

:stare:

Michael Graham was rushed to the burn ward shortly thereafter.

Is Higgins always that awesome,

Do you expect the Queen to drop F-bombs on Tory wankers? This was before he was elected president and the presidency has sadly neutered him. But better him, a man who legit believes in Irish Arts and Culture and set up our Irish language TV station when he was a minister (which has loving amazing documentaries), than an alleged Fianna Fail bagman who ran as an independent.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Thanks Ants posted:

Who would play him?

Gary Oldman. if he's still alive by then.
otherwise, yeah, cgi Guinnes or McKellan

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Fans posted:

I think Trump is a contender for that crown, the batshit quotient alone is far, far higher.

But I'm hoping we get a nice happy ending to this mess. The absolute boy for PM now!

I'd say a flamboyant celebrity billionaire is a slightly tougher sell as an underdog than a scruffy middle-class perma-backbencher who got arrested for protesting against apartheid. Even for Hollywood.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Darth Walrus posted:

I'd say a flamboyant celebrity billionaire is a slightly tougher sell as an underdog than a scruffy middle-class perma-backbencher who got arrested for protesting against apartheid. Even for Hollywood.

I think he's a good example of how even Underdogs can be cunts.

Acaila
Jan 2, 2011



Derek Jacobi as John McDonnell am I right or am I right?

Edit: I reckon Daniel Day-Lewis, while a bit on the young side, would be interesting as our Jezza. And Hugh Grant as Cameron of course.

Acaila fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Jun 18, 2017

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Fans posted:

I think he's a good example of how even Underdogs can be cunts.

'Underdog' implies a relative lack of power. What made Trump a surprise was that people thought his considerable handed-down power was not of the sort to translate properly to the new job he was running for. Turns out they were mistaken.

Now, Assange, that's a cunty underdog.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Acaila posted:

Derek Jacobi as John McDonnell am I right or am I right?

Edit: I reckon Daniel Day-Lewis, while a bit on the young side, would be interesting as our Jezza. And Hugh Grant as Cameron of course.

Kermit the frog as David Cameron of course

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/politico/status/876246595909566464

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I dunno about that, Pam, Margaret Thatcher takes a lot of beating.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Is being evil and competent worse than evil and incompetent?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Baron Corbyn posted:

Is being evil and competent worse than evil and incompetent?

every day of the week

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Task force ordered to take over Grenfell Tower relief work from bungling local council posted:


The task force, managed by City of London chief executive John Barradell, will co-ordinate official relief efforts in the area, alongside an army of volunteers handled by the British Red Cross.

It comes after it was revealed volunteers were stepping in to cover vital council services. Food and other essential items have been brought to centres close to the scene in West London but some of the goods have yet to be distributed.

My eyes are watering right now and this is going to sound like a ramble. But a system could have already been in place if there were sustained funding for it and government support. The loss of life is horrifying, but the callousness of the council and the disintrest of people in power to help the survivors is agonizing. And this lack fo forsight will hurt more and more people in the future because planning ahead costs money and effort.

Like, instead, of what happened, this could have happened. The fire breaks out at 1 am. BRC is notified and has several shelters activated by 8 am. A partner charity group coordinates food prep - donated food would be accepted too. Another group coordinates financial and material donations. And another group handles temporary housing and care for pets. And the groups are supporting the relief effort with know-how and the communities providing volunteers and material support. Mental health professionals are there on the scene and in the shelters and appointments get set up to make sure the survirors get mental health followup. Ad some of the groups are local government agencies or they're nonprofits or they're the feds but not matter who it is people are ready to do their part. And by this point the tragedy is major enough for the feds to step in and make sure that everyone has the resources they need to complete their missions. And the first day hasn't even ended yet.

By midnight, the BRC could release a shelter count saying 'X number of people are staying in the shelter overnight". Meanwhile, the partner agencies can say things like "our church cooked enough food to feed this many people and the food went to the victims and firefighters and to volunteers. We've been asked to cook so much more". And another group can say "this many goods were donated and this much money was donated and here's our preexisting plan for we're going to staying accountable for the donations".

Before day 4 nonprofits and government agencies would have already meet survivors and those impacted by the disaster at a designated locations. This way the people impacted by the disaster could go to one place and get the ball rolling for services immediately from a variety of services. The low numbers of people asking for help on day 1 would worry everyone but there are still survivors and they still need help so the plans shift from helping hundreds of people to helping dozens.

And then there wind up being problems like "they said I couldn't take my dog into the feeding area" or "a group of volunteers knicked donations while nobody was looking" or "BRC owes us because they damaged a wall when it ran the shelter" or "our girl scout troop baked brownies for the victims but we were told to give them to the firefighters instead" and "someone damaged the rental car, which one of us pays". They leave bad tastes in peoples mouths' but at the end of the day the victims get immediate support.

This isn't a solved problem like "how do we keep a building from burning down". But prepping ahead of time isn't some sort of theoretical exercise because other governments already loving do this. A coordinated response for a disaster can still be crap, but at least there's a response.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

On a scale of 1 to 10, how close would we be to a real meltdown if TMoney doesnt score a win with the DUP coalition?

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
I know it's pointless to be surprised by the new lows the Express sinks to, but I'm still... peeved, shall we say, that under their big splash of 'Queen Good' tomorrow's edition is leading with:

a) Brave May admits mistakes, takes charge
b) Pinko sicko Corbyn sponsors mob violence
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/876185874635120642

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction
Numbers cannot express how excited this thread will get if May can't get a deal with the DUP going.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Fans posted:

Numbers cannot express how excited this thread will get if May can't get a deal with the DUP going.

420/69

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Apraxin posted:

I know it's pointless to be surprised by the new lows the Express sinks to, but I'm still... peeved, shall we say, that under their big splash of 'Queen Good' tomorrow's edition is leading with:

a) Brave May admits mistakes, takes charge
b) Pinko sicko Corbyn sponsors mob violence
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/876185874635120642

"Corbyn's labour accused of stirring up mob unrest"

fucks sakes

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

tithin posted:

"Corbyn's labour accused of stirring up mob unrest"

fucks sakes

It makes more sense if you imagine the accusation was from May or a Tory landlord.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
we don't want a Corbyn movie because knowing Hollywood and who funds those things it would paint him as Terrorists' Best Friend who has now led a coalition of unruly left wing fascists to victory and now sits uneasily on a a throne for which he is woefully unprepared.

maybe something indie with Simon Pegg as the Absolute Boy and Nick Frost as Dinner Egg

AVeryLargeRadish
Aug 19, 2011

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tithin posted:

"Corbyn's labour accused of stirring up mob unrest"

fucks sakes

"Corbyn's labour accused of stirring up mob unrest by the Sunday Express."

Fixed.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

we don't want a Corbyn movie because knowing Hollywood and who funds those things it would paint him as Terrorists' Best Friend who has now led a coalition of unruly left wing fascists to victory and now sits uneasily on a a throne for which he is woefully unprepared.

maybe something indie with Simon Pegg as the Absolute Boy and Nick Frost as Dinner Egg

I feel like that is the setup to a softcore porno.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

we don't want a Corbyn movie because knowing Hollywood and who funds those things it would paint him as Terrorists' Best Friend who has now led a coalition of unruly left wing fascists to victory and now sits uneasily on a a throne for which he is woefully unprepared.

maybe something indie with Simon Pegg as the Absolute Boy and Nick Frost as Dinner Egg

Depends how many decades away it would happen. He seems like the sort of guy who would have his rough edges scraped off by history.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
It's not really an underdog story if they do though? :shrug:

Like you need the 'best friends with terrorists' bit to make the context of Manchester and the Bridge attack actually helping him seem even odder.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



LeoMarr posted:

On a scale of 1 to 10, how close would we be to a real meltdown if TMoney doesnt score a win with the DUP coalition?

Absolute pandæmonium.

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mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Mister Adequate posted:

Absolute jamdæmonium.

How could you have missed this?

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