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Snatch Duster posted:PRESS E! loving PRESS E GODDAMNIT LASTDANCER! *mashes R*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkMoB4uruio Jason ALMOST got away.
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Jun 18, 2017 06:07
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This game needs Crazy Ralph, whose only job is to scoot around on a bicycle raising everyone's fear by informing the kids that they're doomed, doooooooomed
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Jun 18, 2017 06:18
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Okay quick thing Tinfoil joked that I should be a streamer today, I'll explain why tomorrow it just involved me Chubsing as hard as Chubs could Chubs anything But man every time I hear my voice in a video, which thankfully is not very often, I cannot stand it. If I ever started recording videos of vidja games, I would have to never watch my own content or else I'd be at a serious risk of never speaking again. What the gently caress is even with my voice, it's just this weird deep bullshit thing that I cannot properly describe without a lot of swearing and self loathing How you people put up with hearing it I will never understand I am stoked some one saved that though.
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Jun 18, 2017 06:28
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Your voice is friendly and disarming Every time you tell me to stop killing you I have to seriously consider it, and sometimes I do!
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Jun 18, 2017 06:44
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DeathChicken posted:This game needs Crazy Ralph, whose only job is to scoot around on a bicycle raising everyone's fear by informing the kids that they're doomed, doooooooomed I support this more than Jason 4, X, Uber, FvJ, Remake, and Pam being added. That's almost as good of an idea as a 4th level.
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Jun 18, 2017 06:54
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Burkion posted:Okay quick thing Lastdancer posted:Your voice is friendly and disarming ^ This, plus your voice sounds almost exactly like a buddy's, who is the funniest person I've ever known and I haven't seen in about a year and a half because I moved to the other side of the country.
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Jun 18, 2017 07:00
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Burkion posted:Okay quick thing When I hear your voice I picture LaChuppa. The other reason you should stream is you get in strange situations often. I'm not sure if it's by design or circumstance but it does happen often.
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Jun 18, 2017 07:04
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This last patch is a loving disaster, my girlfriend's performance has dropped (and it's running all low on 720p) and there's so many god drat crashes if you don't have a high-end system apparently. Our group I guess is composed of mid-range PCs and it's guaranteed that someone's game will crash mid-match and if it happens to Jason then RIP the round.
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Jun 18, 2017 09:28
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s.i.r.e. posted:This last patch is a loving disaster, my girlfriend's performance has dropped (and it's running all low on 720p) and there's so many god drat crashes if you don't have a high-end system apparently. Our group I guess is composed of mid-range PCs and it's guaranteed that someone's game will crash mid-match and if it happens to Jason then RIP the round.  I don't like the sound of that, considering my PC is below minimum specs and only runs properly after some data file tweaking
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Jun 18, 2017 09:35
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s.i.r.e. posted:This last patch is a loving disaster, my girlfriend's performance has dropped (and it's running all low on 720p) and there's so many god drat crashes if you don't have a high-end system apparently. Our group I guess is composed of mid-range PCs and it's guaranteed that someone's game will crash mid-match and if it happens to Jason then RIP the round. I'm using a 6600k and 1070 and have been dipping below 60fps occasionally at 1080p and have also been dealing with a lot of crashes, freezing and other bullshit today. It's not just mid-low end systems with issues. Didn't they say they pushed this patch out early to stop people from being able to steal perks? Hopefully that's why there are so many issues.
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Jun 18, 2017 09:59
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God I hope if they get permission to do Jason X content that they add Brodski as a playable character.
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Jun 18, 2017 12:24
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I think the only stuff that was off the table was Freddy vs Jason and Jason 2009
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Jun 18, 2017 12:45
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s.i.r.e. posted:This last patch is a loving disaster, my girlfriend's performance has dropped (and it's running all low on 720p) and there's so many god drat crashes if you don't have a high-end system apparently. Our group I guess is composed of mid-range PCs and it's guaranteed that someone's game will crash mid-match and if it happens to Jason then RIP the round. 
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Jun 18, 2017 15:46
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They need to add the psychic chick from part 7 as another Tommy Jarvis like mechanic.
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Jun 18, 2017 16:02
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Burkion posted:Okay quick thing I hate my voice as well. You just have to take other people's word on whether you sound good or not.
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Jun 18, 2017 16:25
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Burkion posted:Okay quick thing You'll eventually just get used to hearing your own voice. It's part of doing a stream/podcast, after a couple times you'll just be used to it. Besides we need more visual evidence of theses shenanigans you keep getting into.
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Jun 18, 2017 16:55
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Snatch Duster posted:When I hear your voice I picture LaChuppa. The other reason you should stream is you get in strange situations often. I'm not sure if it's by design or circumstance but it does happen often. Man if I could design half the poo poo that happens in this game One of us does need to start reliably recording these clusterfucks for prosperity. I'll look into if my computer could handle it later
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Jun 18, 2017 18:05
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 Found the teddy bear cheevo. I am messing around with window modes to address the crashing and it is still random.
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Jun 18, 2017 18:20
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Don't engage Snatch Duster unless it's ingame, he's a counsellor and you're Jason. Everyone else, just chill out friends.
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Jun 18, 2017 18:28
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I had fun taking many swings at duster. So much so that Jason glitched to never show his back at me when he broke down doors as I was hounding him. I then remembered it was Father's Day and celebrated by suiciding to Jason.
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Jun 18, 2017 18:49
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How do you suicide? I saw someone listed as a suicide on the scoreboard in a game the other day but don't really see how to do it unless you can be killed by bear traps at low health.
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Jun 18, 2017 19:30
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Also drat this is a game that would benefit from detailed GTA esque stat tracking. Windows broken, bear traps stepped in, damage done to fellow counselors, etc.
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Jun 18, 2017 19:31
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You can be killed by bear traps and also jumping/crawling through broken windows will also hurt you. Dying to this damage is considered suicide.
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Jun 18, 2017 19:34
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DrNutt posted:How do you suicide? I saw someone listed as a suicide on the scoreboard in a game the other day but don't really see how to do it unless you can be killed by bear traps at low health. Windows, second story windows.
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Jun 18, 2017 19:34
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Got this on PS4 and learning to play this with the pubbie rabble, but hoping to upgrade to goons sometime. SlobbishBirch for the PS4 pool!
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Jun 18, 2017 20:12
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Scalding Coffee posted:I don't see any difference at all. Neither do I. 
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Jun 18, 2017 20:40
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Somberbrero posted:Windows, second story windows. LMAO, I didn't think the game would let you go out second story windows. Now I know what to try next.
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Jun 18, 2017 20:41
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weird bug after the patch. I was jason and when someone hit me with a baseball bat it sent my flying straight across the map, and only a morph stopped me from that. After this, I was able to insta grab people in the car (pressing E instantly had the driver in my grasp, as opposed to going through the motion of leaning into the driver's door). This allowed me to kill all 4 people in the car in very little time.
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Jun 18, 2017 20:46
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I was inside the main cabin when an Adam shivved me and knocked me right out the map. I morphed and it ended the round of four minutes.  Also got my feet partly in the ground after swimming and crippled my speed. I had to mess with movement keys for a while to unfuck myself. Scalding Coffee fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Jun 18, 2017 |
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Jun 18, 2017 20:51
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So GOON TALES the last loving games. Just, Christ All Mighty. I might seriously need to start streaming or at least figuring out how to record some of these things. Last night was a series of misfortunes and gently caress ups, the one that remains freshest in my mind being a whole mess with the car with Duster, Tinfoil, myself and I believe Grapeaid trying to get the gently caress out. At one point we crash and end up playing musical chairs, with me noping the gently caress out of the drivers seat because GOD no, never that. It was a cacophony of gently caress ups as we slowly made our way to the exit. I think we all exhausted every item and weapon we had getting there. Before that, Duster was Jason and decided to play a game with us. He enlisted me to kill Tinfoil, Tinfoil to kill Moral I believe, Moral and another friend to kill me, and basically everyone got a target somewhere or other. I was a nerd and couldn't chase down Tinfoil's Vanessa, though if I'm being honest I wasn't trying super hard. I ended up getting put in the fire place. Tinfoil then goes on to murder almost literally everyone else, and then the majesty of him driving Jason to the exit happened. What a beautiful round. There was another attempt last night where I was Chubs. I had to take care of IRL stuff so I hid in a closet. When I came out, everyone but like, three people were dead, including Tinfoil and Duster. So I wandered off into the middle of nowhere, looking for things to repair and be a nerd at. I was ready and willing to try and take a car out by myself. And then the third guy died. And then the police came. And then Duster died. But all I needed was gas so so long as Tinfoil was there to distract Jason, I was willing to try. Then Tinfoil escaped to the cops. So I made my way to the exit and managed to avoid being murdered on my way out. I forget who I was for this last tale of last night, but I remember explicitly Dancer was Jason. It was just this whole thing where we were all running around, we got the car fixed but not a whole lot else. Some people may have escaped into the boat, most got murdered. We hit the two minute limit with me as the sole survivor but I was pretty well hosed. So I decided to die in the car. The match ended before I could even reach it This morning though. This morning the RNG decided gently caress Burk in particular. Most of the time, I spawned at, or in, phone house. Just, almost every time. The worst one was when I spawned there, got out the window and Jason was RIGHT there at that very window because that's where he happened to teleport. I Will have more to tell from these adventures later. It involves swimming and rivers.
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Jun 18, 2017 21:23
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VideoGames posted:Don't engage Snatch Duster unless it's ingame, he's a counsellor and you're Jason. Duster is usually very helpful if you're both counselors. He's saved my rear end several times.
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Jun 18, 2017 21:36
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Burkion posted:So GOON TALES the last loving games. I was Duster's greatest disciple.
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Jun 18, 2017 22:14
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So we all know Jason doesn't gently caress, but is he a pathetic hateful incel or a noble pure volcel?
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Jun 18, 2017 22:42
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Neither. Jason is a gay icon because of his extreme anti-heteronormative-sexuality stance.
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Jun 18, 2017 22:52
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Neither. Jason is a gay icon because of his extreme anti-heteronormative-sexuality stance. Jason Goes To Hell is one of the most homoerotic films of all time, and a stand against the evils of incest. Truly a masterpiece of filmmaking.
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Jun 18, 2017 22:55
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Jason is not a sexual being, he is a pure killing machine. He does, however, prefer to murder people who are either promiscuous or Burk.
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Jun 18, 2017 23:02
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Neither. Jason is a gay icon because of his extreme anti-heteronormative-sexuality stance. I won't stand for this asexual erasure. Michael Myers is bi.
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Jun 18, 2017 23:03
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Coffee And Pie posted:I won't stand for this asexual erasure. Sorry. Facts are facts. Jason only kills hetero people or dudes who gently caress female robots as it's still heteronormative. Leatherface is asexual nonbinary. Michael Meyers is incel.
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Freddy is an alt-right mra
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