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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SKULL.GIF posted:

this guy is really invested or something

i think they became concerned when you made fun of that old harridan

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VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Al! posted:

trip report my plane still hasnt landed and im still farting

You're pretty much in the middle of committing an act of terrorism.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
this but "still farting"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyDb4szpWmc&t=313s

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i could make a joke bout how bitches love milkbones cuz bitch=lady dog but its also a gendered slur 4 a lady so i could do that u see a double entendre i could but i wont im better than that

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Orkin Mang posted:

i think they became concerned when you made fun of that old harridan

she sucks but yeah you're right

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Trump 148: Mods Knew edition

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i wish diane kruge rwould have sex with me but...i think that might be out of the question now.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Orkin Mang posted:

i wish diane kruge rwould have sex with me but...i think that might be out of the question now.

not w/ that attitude

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Bert Roberge posted:

You're pretty much in the middle of committing an act of terrorism.

if bin laden can change the world with a plane and some box cutters, maybe i can change the world with a plane and some farts

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Al! posted:

carly didnt age poorly, she has milkbone poisoning



Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Orkin Mang posted:

i wish diane kruge rwould have sex with me but...i think that might be out of the question now.

Stephen Furst is probably still warm.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

diane rehm imo

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
hey i realize i just made a 9/11 joke literally while riding on a plane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the future is amazing

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Al! posted:

if bin laden can change the world with a plane and some box cutters, maybe i can change the world with a plane and some farts

Did you eat tuna or curry before getting on the plane?

this is important

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

u go up to ms kruger n u say "ms kruger id very much like to bang u" n if she says no well i guess it just wasnt meant to be theres always masturbation

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Turdfuzz posted:

u go up to ms kruger n u say "ms kruger id very much like to bang u" n if she says no well i guess it just wasnt meant to be theres always masturbation

its just that shes so old now

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

what u dont like milf porn yea ok right

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Turdfuzz posted:

theres always masturbation

#SquadMotto

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

more kruger 4 me

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Orkin Mang posted:

its just that shes so old now

fail

to

see

the

problem

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

also i dont know who this lady is btw

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Turdfuzz posted:

i could make a joke bout how bitches love milkbones cuz bitch=lady dog but its also a gendered slur 4 a lady so i could do that u see a double entendre i could but i wont im better than that

No sexual HARRISment in this thread please

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

skaboomizzy posted:

Did you eat tuna or curry before getting on the plane?

this is important

brocoli and tuna curry and ive been pounding coca cola

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Aliquid posted:

fail

to

see

the

problem

so old and wrinkly. ew

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Turdfuzz posted:

also i dont know who this lady is btw

lmao same

just doing my part for horny women over thirty

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Orkin Mang posted:

so old and wrinkly. ew

wrinkles are just another place u can store ur quarters

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Al! posted:

trip report my plane still hasnt landed and im still farting

send me some weed wheen you land in oregon im stuck in ohio and it loving suxxxxxxx

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

"horny women over thirty" is the next twitter.com invest NOW

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Aliquid posted:

"horny women over thirty" is the next twitter.com invest NOW

u cant hashtag ur way to desirability. theres always the nunnery

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

bump_fn posted:

send me some weed wheen you land in oregon im stuck in ohio and it loving suxxxxxxx

:cry: i have to drive over AN HOUR to get to the weedstore ugh

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Al! posted:

trip report my plane still hasnt landed and im still farting

all that gas is making it impossible to land

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

bump_fn posted:

send me some weed wheen you land in oregon im stuck in ohio and it loving suxxxxxxx

i was in suburban Connecticut for the past 4 days so like bill clinton i feel your pain and am also a huge monster

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Serf posted:

i watched logan again today and its pretty good at building up a depressing, lovely cyberpunk future where capital continues to gently caress over humanity relentlessly

prolly what the future will look like tbh

But that's what the present looks like

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Aliquid posted:

:cry: i have to drive over AN HOUR to get to the weedstore ugh

its worth it

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Orkin Mang posted:

u cant hashtag ur way to desirability. theres always the nunnery

there's always #handmaid

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JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
im p sure even if ossof wins some repubs are safe not "no dems"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas%27s_13th_congressional_district

look at that poo poo R+33 lol

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