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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

ultrabindu posted:

I feel like we're gonna need a :That's Bethesda: type emote.

Rotating head maybe?

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Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

:dice: but with Bethesda, and have it burst into flames after it collapses.

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016

There's an entire series of corrupted HNK cutscenes from Niconico. Here's an example.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKSFnI8dQYA

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
I was a little sad when they patched this one out of the witcher 3

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=h...t2=&authorName=

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

FredMSloniker posted:

It still kind of amazes me that you can get glitches like that at the very beginning of the game, i.e. at a point where the game state should be the same every single time.

While I wouldn't exactly be amazed if this turned out to be legitimate, just from this gif there is absolutely no guarantee that it isn't modded or that there isn't console fuckery going on with parts of the recording cut out to make it look like that

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
alternatively, buddy's FPS could simply be over 60 FPS.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

FredMSloniker posted:

It still kind of amazes me that you can get glitches like that at the very beginning of the game, i.e. at a point where the game state should be the same every single time.

I turned off ME Andromeda and never turned it back on again when the very first conversation of the game glitched out and everybody stood around talking with their arms splayed out like Vitruvian man.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Digirat posted:

While I wouldn't exactly be amazed if this turned out to be legitimate, just from this gif there is absolutely no guarantee that it isn't modded or that there isn't console fuckery going on with parts of the recording cut out to make it look like that

It's not like this is the first time we've seen the intro mess up, even on consoles.

Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(
I've had unmodded Oblivion's intro sequence break at least a couple of times. Skyrim's intro at least hasn't outright broken on me, but even without modding it did have some graphical weirdness occasionally, like not being able to decide exactly how foggy it was supposed to be.

Cichlidae
Aug 12, 2005

ME LOVE
MAKE RED LIGHT


Dr. Infant, MD
My brother can't play Bethesda games anymore because every one of them runs at about double speed. The audio is normal, so it's a bunch of voice clips running into each other while everyone sprints around and arrows fly at supersonic speeds.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Cichlidae posted:

My brother can't play Bethesda games anymore because every one of them runs at about double speed. The audio is normal, so it's a bunch of voice clips running into each other while everyone sprints around and arrows fly at supersonic speeds.

That sounds like an improvement in every way though?

Cichlidae
Aug 12, 2005

ME LOVE
MAKE RED LIGHT


Dr. Infant, MD

ImpAtom posted:

That sounds like an improvement in every way though?

Turns out it happens to Metro 2033, too, which makes the game unplayable.

Terrible phone-camera-recorded video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl821LvsYws

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Cichlidae posted:

Turns out it happens to Metro 2033, too, which makes the game unplayable.

Terrible phone-camera-recorded video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl821LvsYws

That looks like when I tried to play Mechwarrior 3 on a modern computer, minus the weird graphical tearing.

Jawnycat
Jul 9, 2015

Don Gato posted:

That looks like when I tried to play Mechwarrior 3 on a modern computer, minus the weird graphical tearing.

God, getting MW3 to work on a modern computer is a nightmare and a half. And even in the end, for myself at least, when it was running almost perfectly, if I went too fast on rough terrain or gently bumped into anything bigger than a tank my mech would get launched into the stratosphere.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Jawnycat posted:

God, getting MW3 to work on a modern computer is a nightmare and a half. And even in the end, for myself at least, when it was running almost perfectly, if I went too fast on rough terrain or gently bumped into anything bigger than a tank my mech would get launched into the stratosphere.

I just played through Mechwarrior 3 a few months ago on a modern system and didn't have speedup or cool stuff like being launched into the air by collision (think of it as free jump jets) My problem was terrain and buildings disappearing and the game just locking up or you lose control of your mech at certain resolutions.

Aside from that, the game ran fun but, man, it turned out to be such a chore to play. I was playing with an old Sidewinder joystick and I'm probably terrible but I had to constantly repair at the mobile base and/or got demolished by LRMs and never had enough ammo for my AMS or my own LRMs.

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !



Seeing that reminded me of this video. Technically they're not so much glitches as they are a feature of that game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gjfZABX8Kw

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Shady Amish Terror posted:

Skyrim's intro at least hasn't outright broken on me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93XeUUUBm_4

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
That happened to me recently too, I think I posted it in here before

https://youtu.be/2QH0m9XlUYA

It's impressively hosed.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
There are these classics too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4QUFfYA0wA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Il4VAYYTk0

Robindaybird
Aug 21, 2007

Neat. Sweet. Petite.

I've seen some pretty nutty poo poo on my first and clean runthrough of Skyrim, including running guy continuing to fly to the horizon after being shot, and the guy executed having his head twist like he's Linda Blair.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/wGd29vu.gifv

cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004
I love this old Oblivion one

https://youtu.be/1ATh4y4XRjA

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?


That is the island where everybody is crazy though, so its actually a feature.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

A video about Dwarf Fortress working exactly as intended

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yWf6BHqiWM

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
http://i.imgur.com/NqlMT7v.mp4

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Petit Gregory posted:

Seeing that reminded me of this video. Technically they're not so much glitches as they are a feature of that game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gjfZABX8Kw

There was a fighting game that was similar to this. You could create your own moves for whatever and people made some seriously zany stuff. I can't remember what it's called.

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

TopHatGenius posted:

There was a fighting game that was similar to this. You could create your own moves for whatever and people made some seriously zany stuff. I can't remember what it's called.

Fighter Maker.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Thanks!

I always get a laugh out of that video.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
http://puu.sh/wnlUN/d012333292.webm

This just happened to me. Dark Souls is such a hard game that even walking down a flight of stairs is a challenge!

grinnard
Apr 10, 2012
This one happened to me while replaying the witcher 3 recently

https://giant.gfycat.com/AntiqueOrangeBinturong

Edit: How embed gfycat?

Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(
Is it possible that the link is malformed or that the upload broke or something? Simply attempting to click on the link yields a message about access denial and absentee XML information.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Same yeah, your link seems broken.

WirelessPillow
Jan 12, 2012

Look Ma, no wires!

grinnard posted:

This one happened to me while replaying the witcher 3 recently

https://giant.gfycat.com/AntiqueOrangeBinturong

Edit: How embed gfycat?

Shady Amish Terror posted:

Is it possible that the link is malformed or that the upload broke or something? Simply attempting to click on the link yields a message about access denial and absentee XML information.

Fathis Munk posted:

Same yeah, your link seems broken.


https://gfycat.com/AntiqueOrangeBinturong

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Ok that worked.

Man, Roach just leads to all kind of bugs in this game, doesn't she?

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012


Now, rightclick on the actual video and click on "copy video location". Paste that here and it'll embed.

https://giant.gfycat.com/AntiqueOrangeBinturong.webm

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

MilesK posted:

http://i.imgur.com/vYm6lCE.gifv

e: oops, I meant to get the explosion in there

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


CJacobs posted:

http://puu.sh/wnlUN/d012333292.webm

This just happened to me. Dark Souls is such a hard game that even walking down a flight of stairs is a challenge!

You are using a shield and didn't even block.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Decrepus posted:

You are using a shield and didn't even block.

Didn't even try to parry!

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
If only I'd had time to heal :negative:

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Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gjfZABX8Kw

It looks like the pitcher is shooting the baseball out of his... well...

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