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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Sorry comrades but any beemers and teslas will be reappropriated come the jezolution.

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Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Water from a bucket onto a grease fire sounds way more dangerous than onto an electrical fire. Wouldn't that spread the fire a fuckload?

Spreads it, but also tends to make it less hot. If water is all you got, water is what you use, since just letting it burn is more dangerous.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Kemper Boyd posted:

Spreads it, but also tends to make it less hot. If water is all you got, water is what you use, since just letting it burn is more dangerous.

I would have thought putting it somewhere non flammable and letting it burn out would be less dangerous.

Like put a pan lid over it or something, if you spread it around your whole kitchen it doesn't matter if the grease fire is out because now everything else is on fire.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

OwlFancier posted:

I would have thought putting it somewhere non flammable and letting it burn out would be less dangerous.

Like put a pan lid over it or something, if you spread it around your whole kitchen it doesn't matter if the grease fire is out because now everything else is on fire.

I ain't touching that poo poo, you can go right ahead though.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Kemper Boyd posted:

Spreads it, but also tends to make it less hot. If water is all you got, water is what you use, since just letting it burn is more dangerous.

This is pretty terrible advice. Throwing water on a grease fire is likely to produce a massive fireball that may well blind or seriously burn the person that threw the water. Protecting life is the overriding concern when fighting fire, so if you can't smother the fire or move the pan to a safer location you should leave and call the fire brigade.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Raeg posted:

I can't imagine how smug this guy was at the Exit Poll.

About a three quarters as smug as Andrew Neill is at his least smug.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
If you must use water on a home scale chip pan fire, do it by soaking a towel, not by throwing water at it.

Also when it looks like it's gone out, it's still hot enough to reignite so leave the towel on for at least half an hour.

Also it should be obvious but turn off the heat source as soon as it's safe to approach. Too many people forget that bit in the panic.

Soda is still the best way, instant from "I'm a grease fire" to "now I'm soap".

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Guavanaut posted:

If you must use water on a home scale chip pan fire, do it by soaking a towel, not by throwing water at it.

Also when it looks like it's gone out, it's still hot enough to reignite so leave the towel on for at least half an hour.

Also it should be obvious but turn off the heat source as soon as it's safe to approach. Too many people forget that bit in the panic.

Soda is still the best way, instant from "I'm a grease fire" to "now I'm soap".

Will straight up carbonated drinks work as well or is that just stupid? Like, can I throw sprite on the drat thing.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

This is what water on a grease fire looks like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3F4c5o4J7M&t=63s

Yes, you can see at the end that the fire nearly goes out. Just after releasing a fireball that sets your curtains, walls, ceiling, hair and eyeballs on fire.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Kemper Boyd posted:

Spreads it, but also tends to make it less hot. If water is all you got, water is what you use, since just letting it burn is more dangerous.

If water is all you've got, just loving run. In any given kitchen there are twenty things much safer and more effective at putting out a liquid fire than water, and none of them carry the risk of turning your kitchen into Heartbreak Ridge.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Miftan posted:

Will straight up carbonated drinks work as well or is that just stupid? Like, can I throw sprite on the drat thing.
No, because they're still majority water, which will flash to steam, which will propel the grease fire over your kitchen/arms/face.

Baking/washing/drain soda is solid powder, and dry powder fire extinguishers are just a way of dispersing a fine cloud of baking/washing soda and salt conveniently, but in an kitchen emergency stabbing a tub of baking soda with a roasting fork and upending it in the pan is better than nothing.

That or soaking wet towel, but that does have a danger of reignition (in your face if not careful) if removed too soon, because there's still flammables in the gas phase under it.

The ideal ideal solution is a chemical foam fire extinguisher, which also converts the fat to soap but is more controllable, you have a wand at the end of it.

SA_Avenger
Oct 22, 2012

hand-fed baby bird posted:

Didn't Belgium go without a functioning government for quite a while recently? Not sure it's a model we can follow with Brexit like

Actually we had kept the old one in the meantime, just couldn't pass new law. Allowed us to avoid the first wave of frantic austerity decisions (not all of them unfortunately). 11/10 would be without government again

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded
Just punch fires out you wimps.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

You can also do what my mam does and refuse to deep fry anything because she's set the pan on fire about 3 times.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

forkboy84 posted:

About a three quarters as smug as Andrew Neill is at his least smug.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

I deal with fires like I deal with my posting foes, a rapid barrage of ice burns.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops
I'm glad this thread has so much advice on how to deal with future hot takes.

kyojin
Jun 15, 2005

I MASHED THE KEYS AND LOOK WHAT I MADE
Turbolurker decloaking to say that for the paltry sum of £15 you can be the owner of your very own powder extinguisher and not have to dig through a cupboard for that bicarb soda you think you might have bought 6 years ago:

Updated as per comments below,

For chip pan/grease fires (wet chemical):
https://www.amazon.co.uk/FireShield...=f+extinguisher


For car or general home fires (dry powder):
https://www.amazon.co.uk/AA-Fire-Extinguisher-950g-Bsi/dp/B002Q9O3GK/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1497785233&sr=8-10&keywords=bc+extinguisher

It will last for about ten years before you need to replace it.



NB. I am in no way a fire expert so if someone with more knowledge can suggest a better extinguisher I will happily edit this post. (Thanks all)



Edit: do not attempt to put out a fire with a sofa

kyojin fucked around with this message at 13:02 on Jun 18, 2017

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Do none of you people own fire extinguishers? Catering fire extinguishers are £20 if that, go nuts, treat yourselves to a fire blanket for £10 as well.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?


Eh, you were always going to get a few die-hards, like Chris Leslie, who'd rather carry on hiding in the jungle like the war's still going on rather than actually doing their jobs. The majority of the PLP is united and I'll only start getting worried about that if some of the big names start mouthing off.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Vitamin P posted:

Just punch fires out you wimps.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
My flat came with a fire extinguisher​ how do i find out how old it is and how do i get rid of it assuming i never use it?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Kyojin, for a kitchen you want a class F one. http://www.eurofireprotection.com/blog/2013/11/

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

So after Hammond said today that sprinklers weren't always 'the best way' to ensure fire safety, how much pressure do you think the government will exert on the inquiry not to say retrofitting sprinklers should be required? Maybe tone it down to a strong recommendation, which can be communicated to local councils via a form letter.

There has apparently never been a multi-casualty fire in a fully sprinklered building.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Jose posted:

My flat came with a fire extinguisher​ how do i find out how old it is and how do i get rid of it assuming i never use it?

They generally have a date on them somewhere afaik.

For getting rid of I find the best way is generally to find something to spray it all over because it's fun.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

kyojin posted:

NB. I am in no way a fire expert so if someone with more knowledge can suggest a better extinguisher I will happily edit this post.
Depends on the type of fire. As we're talking chip pans at the moment, an automotive type extinguisher still has the risk of blasting burning grease out of the pan with the pressure. Blanket is good, but only as good as soaked towel with less prep time. Wet chemical is the absolute best for oil fires, you gently turn it into soap with a magiccaustic wand. They're expensive though, and not too good for anything else other than class A (normal wood and stuff).

Other fires depends entirely on your needs. Car? That one you linked should be fine. Coal/wood fireplace in your house? Water or sand bucket. Appliance fire? CO2 or powder if you're there, not much you can do for when you're not that doesn't cost a ton, other than those ones you hang from the ceiling.
Being :krad:?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIs5nuOpaAY

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Guavanaut posted:

Depends on the type of fire. As we're talking chip pans at the moment, an automotive type extinguisher still has the risk of blasting burning grease out of the pan with the pressure. Blanket is good, but only as good as soaked towel with less prep time. Wet chemical is the absolute best for oil fires, you gently turn it into soap with a magiccaustic wand. They're expensive though, and not too good for anything else other than class A (normal wood and stuff).

Other fires depends entirely on your needs. Car? That one you linked should be fine. Coal/wood fireplace in your house? Water or sand bucket. Appliance fire? CO2 or powder if you're there, not much you can do for when you're not that doesn't cost a ton, other than those ones you hang from the ceiling.
Being :krad:?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIs5nuOpaAY

Why do I now want to see an Mi-17 with the rocket racks filled with those things used as a firefighting appliance?

It can have a fight with the T34 with jet engines strapped to it for coolest fire engine.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 13:00 on Jun 18, 2017

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Soak a towel in water until it is sopping wet, hold it in front of you, lay it over the pan away from you, then get another sopping wet towel on the off chance that it still burns through.

Or put the lid on it.

Out of interest, would regular flour work? There's usually plenty of that around, although I guess nowadays the average paup might not have enough space or money for baking in their flammable hovel.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Soak a towel in water until it is sopping wet, hold it in front of you, lay it over the pan away from you, then get another sopping wet towel on the off chance that it still burns through.

Or put the lid on it.

Out of interest, would regular flour work? There's usually plenty of that around, although I guess nowadays the average paup might not have enough space or money for baking in their flammable hovel.

No that'll make it explode

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Soak a towel in water until it is sopping wet, hold it in front of you, lay it over the pan away from you, then get another sopping wet towel on the off chance that it still burns through.

Or put the lid on it.

Out of interest, would regular flour work? There's usually plenty of that around, although I guess nowadays the average paup might not have enough space or money for baking in their flammable hovel.

Powdered carbohydrate is basically a thermobaric bomb. There's a long and storied history of dust explosions in food factories.

team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

coffeetable posted:

Powdered carbohydrate is basically a thermobaric bomb. There's a long and storied history of dust explosions in food factories.

Also I think in Sleepy Hollow the movie, Johnny Depp causes a flour filled windmill to explode. So, y'know, that too.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



this is why i dont cook, too dangerous. dominos 27/7

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

Throwing almost any sort of powder (except an actual fire retardant like baking soda) onto a fire is a terrible idea. Everything gets much more flammable when it has higher surface area, and an airborne powder has basically the highest possible surface area. So even if it's something that you wouldn't normally think of as viable fuel, it's not just going to burn, it's going to explode. Back in secondary school I got to see a ceiling-scorching fireball made of custard powder.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Soak a towel in water until it is sopping wet, hold it in front of you, lay it over the pan away from you, then get another sopping wet towel on the off chance that it still burns through.

Or put the lid on it.

Out of interest, would regular flour work? There's usually plenty of that around, although I guess nowadays the average paup might not have enough space or money for baking in their flammable hovel.

Haha yes just flail flammable dust at the fire.

Whimsicalfuckery
Sep 6, 2011

This is sickening. Residents of Grenfell tower being moved as far away as Preston and one man who lost his wife dumped in a care home.

https://twitter.com/SocialistVoice/status/876407083314409472

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I like how all those mandatory health and saftey courses/lessons in school were a monumental waste of time for most goons.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

learnincurve posted:

I like how all those mandatory health and saftey courses/lessons in school were a monumental waste of time for most goons.

I'm pretty sure we never got that.

We briefly had some basic oven/hob safety stuff in cooking I guess.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
The only thing I learned from the health and safety courses at school was that when I'm trespassing on the railway line I shouldn't wear my headphones because I'll get splatted by a train that I never heard coming.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Whimsicalfuckery posted:

This is sickening. Residents of Grenfell tower being moved as far away as Preston and one man who lost his wife dumped in a care home.

https://twitter.com/SocialistVoice/status/876407083314409472

standard practice for councils. When I was working for Barnet it was normal to offer unsuitable places and tell anyone who didn't accept that they would be made "intentionally homeless". anyone approaching Kensington & Chelsea is going to get this. They are not set up to help and even if individual housing officers would want to they don't have the operating procedures that would allow them to offer any actual assistance.

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Owlkill
Jul 1, 2009
On the firechat topic, I found myself having to explain to someone on Twitter why it would have been a Bad Idea if the guy whose fridge caught fire had thrown a bucket of water on and then to someone else who waded in that its not "better than doing nothing" and that not adding water to electrical fires isn't just me
being "health and safety" and then I realised I was engaging in Twitter arguments and stopped.

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