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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
They startled Lenny and now he is sad :(

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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Lurdiak posted:

Peter did you loving drop out of high school.
He ignored the teachers and spent all his time reading about Roman emperors okay?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Lenny's expression tells me that the Mole Kingdom has better public schools than Queens.

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Love that Peter's cutting out the middleman and just not even trying.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!


I still don't see the resemblance.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Otherkinsey Scale posted:



I still don't see the resemblance.

Peter's from New York. I don't think he's seen an armadillo in his life.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Are you blind.

It's exactly the same as a spider eating creature known as the anteater.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Spider-Man's a genius, he knows Mole Man knows Peter (Mole Man doesn't) and since Peter was a smart young man, Spidey's gonna throw him off the scent by being a huge idiot!

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


Well I mean I guess it looks a little like an echidna???

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



mind the walrus posted:

Lenny's expression tells me that the Mole Kingdom has better public schools than Queens.

Forget Lemmy, look at Mole-man!

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister



Good to see Stan still doesn't understand spiders after all these years. And that apparently if you are named after an animal you need to emulate its (misunderstood) characteristics, despite being, you know, a person.

'Spiders and wasps are natural enemies', my rear end!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Careful, Pete, armadillos can spread salmonella!

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Yvonmukluk posted:


'Spiders and wasps are natural enemies', my rear end!

Well there are Tarantula Hawks. Those are kinda a natural enemy to a spider.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer
what the gently caress peter

what the gently caress


"As their name implies, bluebirds are bright red!"

"Because as you know, the Canadian river otter spends all its time in the Great Plains!"

"Ah, the ring-tailed possum, the only animal in the entire world with no tail at all!"

redbackground fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Jun 19, 2017

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Endless Mike posted:

Careful, Pete, armadillos can spread salmonella!

Newspaper Spider-Man ends when Spidey catches leprosy from Lenny.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

redbackground posted:

what the gently caress peter

what the gently caress


"As their name implies, bluebirds are bright red!"

"Because as you know, the Canadian river otter spends all its time in the Great Plains!"

"Ah, the ring-tailed possum, the only animal in the entire world with no tail at all!"

The bearcat is not a bear and it's not a cat.
The electric eel isn't even an eel despite being probably the most popularly known eel.
A red panda isn't actually a panda.
Killer whales are dolphins.

And the names for titmice and horny toads should also arouse your suspicions!

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

Lobok posted:

The bearcat is not a bear and it's not a cat.
The electric eel isn't even an eel despite being probably the most popularly known eel.
A red panda isn't actually a panda.
Killer whales are dolphins.

And the names for titmice and horny toads should also arouse your suspicions!

Our zoo has a red panda and it is the cutest drat thing on the planet :3:

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Lobok posted:

The bearcat is not a bear and it's not a cat.
The electric eel isn't even an eel despite being probably the most popularly known eel.
A red panda isn't actually a panda.
Killer whales are dolphins.

And the names for titmice and horny toads should also arouse your suspicions!

You're speaking crazy now.
Next you'll expect me to believe that preying mantises aren't actually religious or that chinchillas don't have cold chins.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



redbackground posted:

Our zoo has a red panda and it is the cutest drat thing on the planet :3:

Only one?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Our zoo couldn't afford a red panda so they just spray painted a raccoon.

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


you can see Mole Man staring into the abyss in panel 2, realising just who he is entrusting the love of his life to.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

One died :(

I think they've maybe brought another in since, I forget.

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.

Lobok posted:

A red panda isn't actually a panda.

Technically, red pandas had the panda name first. It's Giant Pandas that aren't really pandas.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

mind the walrus posted:

Lenny's expression tells me that the Mole Kingdom has better public schools than Queens.

"Did that prick just call me a stupid, disgusting anteater? I'm going to kick his rear end!"

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Anything can be a panda because it's just an arbitrary name given to some animals.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Angry Salami posted:

Technically, red pandas had the panda name first. It's Giant Pandas that aren't really pandas.

Well then I guess Giant Pandas should go back to their original name: Negative Killer Whale Bears.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Cabbit posted:

"Did that prick just call me a stupid, disgusting anteater? I'm going to kick his rear end!"
Whoa huge slam on anteaters out of nowhere!

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


I want to see Ant Man come to help and bug out when he realizes Lenny is kind of like an anteater.

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


Mole Man
*Benevolent tyrant.
*Has a big heart.
*Places the safety of his beloved over his own matrimonial happiness.
*First thought is of her and her family's safety rather than his own.
*Disabled but doesn't let that get him down.
*Friend to priests.
*Does not raise his hand against former friends unless he is forced to.
*Undefeated combat record.
*Does not fear death.

Spider-Man
*Doesn't know what a loving anteater is.

ZeroCount fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Jun 19, 2017

The Lobotomy Kid
Aug 27, 2011

and act like a nut.
https://youtu.be/rNbe2Nnwf_8?t=102

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



huh weird not showing up in page... what about this?

Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Jun 20, 2017

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Pete's nervous system is definitely deadened if he is only mildly displeased when a giant armordillo-anteater smashes and slashes his chest.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


spider-man you don't have a stick, are you even trying? geez :rolleyes:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Did he not say yesterday that he wouldn't bother going at it with strength alone???

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

He just said he was probably going to get eaten if he did.

Then he attacked anyway.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Did he not say yesterday that he wouldn't bother going at it with strength alone???

he forgot. he forgets a lot of things.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

he forgot. he forgets a lot of things.

Its due to concussions

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
against all odds, he's learned that if he throws himself blindly at a problem, whoever he's with will work out a way to solve it. the spider, then ronan, then the sentry, now this spider eating antodillo names lenny

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Iron Jonah, Ant-Man, Rocket and Melvin would be the smartest Avengers roster yet.

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
I really hope Peter is donating his brain to CTE research after he dies

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