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| Labour |
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907 | 49.92% |
| Theresa May Team (Conservative) |
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48 | 2.64% |
| Liberal Democrats |
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31 | 1.71% |
| UKIP |
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13 | 0.72% |
| Plaid Cymru |
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25 | 1.38% |
| Green |
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22 | 1.21% |
| Scottish Socialist Party |
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12 | 0.66% |
| Scottish Conservative Party |
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1 | 0.06% |
| Scottish National Party |
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59 | 3.25% |
| Some Kind of Irish Unionist |
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4 | 0.22% |
| Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian |
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3 | 0.17% |
| Some Kind of Irish Nationalist |
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36 | 1.98% |
| Misc. Far Left Trots |
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35 | 1.93% |
| Misc. Far Right Fash |
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8 | 0.44% |
| Monster Raving Loony |
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49 | 2.70% |
| Space Navies Party |
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39 | 2.15% |
| Independent / Single Issue |
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2 | 0.11% |
| Can't Vote |
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188 | 10.35% |
| Won't Vote |
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8 | 0.44% |
| Spoiled Ballot |
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15 | 0.83% |
| Pissflaps |
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312 | 17.17% |
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Pocky In My Pocket posted:Im getting a train to london today and this is already hell I do not miss working in London. It's a shithole at the best of times, but in this kind of weather it's just unbearable.
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communism bitch posted:Okay I'm going to lay it down. wrong
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Jun 19, 2017 17:20
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bacon on top of the egg smh
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Jun 19, 2017 17:20
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A proper breakfast is Two slices of toast with butter A slice of fried bread A fried egg sunny side up Two sausages Two rashers of bacon Grilled tomatoes Baked Beans with cheese grated on top of them Mushrooms Black Pudding Cockles and laverbread Hash browns
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Jun 19, 2017 17:21
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communism bitch posted:Portsmouth sucks, but I'm off work with a sea breeze wafting through my house rn so lol @ u all I was in Southsea for a free music festival on Saturday, drinking beers in the sun, with an incredibly beautiful vista of the Isle of Wight as a backdrop. I got sunburnt to gently caress and came home on the hottest train ever.
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Jun 19, 2017 17:21
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communism bitch posted:PS: black pudding is a joke we play on foreigners and simpletons. I wonder what they do with all the blood now.
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Jun 19, 2017 17:21
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learnincurve posted:Beans do not belong on a British fry up. DesperateDan posted:The number of eggs needs to be at least 2, number of sausages (standardised to a generic cumberland size) should be at least equal to the number of eggs. Number of bacon rashers needs to be a minimum of 50% higher than number of eggs. Black pudding is not optional, beans can be replaced or accompanied by boiled, peeled plum tomatoes. Toast is a suitable yet passionless replacement for fried bread. Mushrooms (of the fried with garlic variety, not boiled, boiled? WHAT THE gently caress) and hash browns are acceptable, decent french fried potatoes should also be an option, as should fried mashed potato cakes.
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Jun 19, 2017 17:22
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We truly are a divided nation 
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Jun 19, 2017 17:22
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learnincurve posted:Beans do not belong on a British fry up. I agree. All the other items are fine and good, but beans at breakfast are an abomination before God/Allah/Marx. pumpinglemma posted:You're a bad person. Beans are out. Tomatoes must obviously be fried, preferably in the same pan as the rashers and/or sausages (2) so that they take up some of that delicious flavour. A boiled tomato is as wrong as Jeremy Clarkson. Jacket potatoes? What manner of devilry is this? That's a very extremis indeed. Toast needs to be just dry enough to be crispy-ish - you can't have soggy toast that flops over like a bad pizza slice. Lots of preferably salted butter. Junior G-man fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Jun 19, 2017 |
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Jun 19, 2017 17:22
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the shop across the road from where i used to work did cooked breakfasts and sandwiches and while i was waiting on one once someone ordered a burnt bacon and cucumber sandwich 
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Jun 19, 2017 17:23
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communism bitch posted:PS: black pudding is a joke we play on foreigners and simpletons. Black pudding is the essence of sausage distilled into a form intended to weed out the weak.
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Jun 19, 2017 17:23
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Regarde Aduck posted:Why is everyone on this dead lovely forum so weird about food? It's ok to not agree on everything but NO BEANS on a breakfast? What? I bet you think its ok to go down the shops in your pajamas. I bet there's a correlation. No on goes to the shops in their pyjamas. That is loving weird.
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Jun 19, 2017 17:24
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blunt posted:Quit.
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Jun 19, 2017 17:25
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Beans provide essential fibre in an otherwise greasy meal. They are non-optional. Also, what have we become, my UK thread
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Jun 19, 2017 17:25
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I dislike beans intensely, so while I recognise that they are a common component of the British fry up I always make sure that they are not on my plate so they don't soak everything in disgusting beany liquid. Black pudding isn't that bad if you only have a little bit mixed in with a forkful of other, nicer, stuff.
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Jun 19, 2017 17:26
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Lovely Joe Stalin posted:No on goes to the shops in their pyjamas. That is loving weird. I've been to the shops in my PJs and wearing flipflops. It is what is required when post-drinking morning nourishment is needed and you are alone and left to fend for yourself because capitalism. OwlFancier posted:Black pudding is the essence of sausage distilled into a form intended to weed out the weak. Black pudding is great and good, but it must come from a proper butchers. Supermarket pudding is foul. Junior G-man fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Jun 19, 2017 |
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Jun 19, 2017 17:26
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DesperateDan posted:accompanied by boiled, peeled plum tomatoes. always thought those were a bit poo poo, tbh black pudding's great though shame that they've stopped selling lorne sausage in the local shops, that's a strong choice for breakfast consumption
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Jun 19, 2017 17:28
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Seriously. Boiled tomatoes. What madness is this?
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Jun 19, 2017 17:29
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what kind of posh gently caress owns a separate set of clothing just for sleeping in?
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Jun 19, 2017 17:29
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hookerbot 5000 posted:I dislike beans intensely, so while I recognise that they are a common component of the British fry up I always make sure that they are not on my plate so they don't soak everything in disgusting beany liquid. That's why the number of sausages is the exact amount necessary to act as a breakwater between the beans and the other foodstuffs, no more no less.
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Jun 19, 2017 17:29
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I'm vegetarian. Come at me, my dudes.
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Jun 19, 2017 17:29
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Beans with pork and molasses > beans in tomato guts.
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Jun 19, 2017 17:29
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Heat up a couple of these bad boys,  make sure you put them close to the beans so the juices can intermingle. Don't forget some potato waffles to soak up everything, ohh yeahhh.
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Jun 19, 2017 17:30
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also fruit pudding's an absolute ideal element for a fry
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Jun 19, 2017 17:30
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Whimsicalfuckery posted:Heat up a couple of these bad boys , Mods???
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Jun 19, 2017 17:30
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Wistful of Dollars posted:Beans with pork and molasses > beans in tomato guts. Anything with pork > anything without pork.
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Jun 19, 2017 17:31
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Rarity posted:We truly are a divided nation
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Jun 19, 2017 17:31
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Black pudding is low in fat, high in iron and protein and as such is a massive slog after a couple of slices, that I will admit. It is still a breakfast essential though. But my favourite breakfast remains the eggs royale, so I guess I'm destined for the wall either way.
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Jun 19, 2017 17:31
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Lovely Joe Stalin posted:No on goes to the shops in their pyjamas. That is loving weird. A long time ago, I nipped to the newsagents on my lunch break to pick up a newspaper and there was a guy there in dressing gown and slippers, browsing the porn mags. He was really taking his time too, carefully deliberating on which wank mag would accompany him back to his bedroom. I was genuinely impressed at how utterly casual he was about the situation.
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Jun 19, 2017 17:32
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Junior G-man posted:Seriously. Boiled tomatoes. What madness is this? Brexit negotiations should include sending anyone who boils tomatoes to go live over there imo
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Jun 19, 2017 17:32
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They revealed the identity of the terrorist behind the mosque attack and he's a father of four from Cardiff. Finding out he has kids just makes it all the worse. How could someone do that to their kids?
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Jun 19, 2017 17:32
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Maw posted:Brexit negotiations should include sending anyone who boils tomatoes to go live over there imo I'll not have my city run over by tomato boiling lunatics because David Cameron hosed a Pig. Keep them in Wales or something.
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Jun 19, 2017 17:33
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VileLL posted:always thought those were a bit poo poo, tbh I can only find lorne/square sausage frozen at morrisons down south Junior G-man posted:Seriously. Boiled tomatoes. What madness is this? Normal tomatoes boiled would be an abomination unto jez, im talking the peeled plum tomatoes cooked in their own juices till they thicken up a bit and get an almost pasta sauce style rich umami hit regular tomatoes should be halved and fried in meatfats as noted previous but with cheap tomatoes this is no bueno as cheap tomatoes are tasteless
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Jun 19, 2017 17:33
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namesake posted:I'm vegetarian. Why should we you have nothing worth taking
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Jun 19, 2017 17:33
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Lovely Joe Stalin posted:No on goes to the shops in their pyjamas. That is loving weird. did you never live on a university campus? Seeing people in Costcutters or even lecture halls in their pyjamas was pretty common.
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Jun 19, 2017 17:33
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hookerbot 5000 posted:disgusting beany liquid If you cook the beans properly so they're nice and claggy this isn't a problem. I have breakfast with a couple of colleagues every Friday and the place we go always puts a big serving of boiled spinach on the side. Every week we hand back a stack of nice clean plates and a saucer with a big pile of horrible loving spinach on it. Sanford fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Jun 19, 2017 |
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Jun 19, 2017 17:34
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Oh good my train home is cancelled due to breaking down, I guess now is the start of it being too hot for our tragic rail service and delays and packed trains for weeks
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Jun 19, 2017 17:35
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Sanford posted:
Why don't you ask for it without the spinach, you food wasting bastard?
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Jun 19, 2017 17:36
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Baron Corbyn posted:They revealed the identity of the terrorist behind the mosque attack and he's a father of four from Cardiff. Finding out he has kids just makes it all the worse. How could someone do that to their kids? He didn't, he did it to someone else's kids.
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Sanford posted:If you cook the beans properly so they're nice and claggy this isn't a problem. You should eat your spinach it's tasty and good for you. I'm making gnocchis with spinach and sauce for dinner this evening, it's gonna be great.
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