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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Pour the baked beans over everything.

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kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Remove beans

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

sassassin posted:

Pour the baked beans over everything.

Correct.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Skinty McEdger posted:

You can tell all the papers are using the same sources and quotes for their reports about the attacker, most of them talking about how shocked they were and how he was a nice quiet man. However only the metro seems to be using this gem of a quote.

:britain:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Miftan posted:

Just popping in to say that I accept multiple varieties of english brexits, even though I don't have them any more since I am vegan and thus perpetually sad. Black puddings are always a no no, however. That poo poo is rank.

In addition, I don't want to hear any more hot weather complaints until you've all done army drills in full combat gear in 45c+ degree weather in the south of Israel in August. Buncha pasty sugar-people.

explains a lot about israel tbh that everyone gets their brains cooked in the IDF

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Jose posted:

explains a lot about israel tbh that everyone gets their brains cooked in the IDF

Nah, we get hosed up way before that.

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal
Cherry tomatoes halved and fried, mushrooms fried, bread fried in tomato/mushroom juices, tomatoes and mushrooms stacked on top, fried egg (sunny side up) on top of that. And this weather is utterly glorious. Perhaps someone should research how beans and sausages harm people's ability to cope with temperature change.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
Hard pass on army guy stuff in the desert thanks. We've already been given the opportunity.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Good lord. I know complaining about the weather I s practically a national sport, but it's just nice!y sweltering. All you need to conquer it is a beer garden.

As for breakfast, peeled plum tomatoes are gorgeous with a dash of lea & perrins, and salt and pepper, they are even ace just on toast. Lorne sausage can be obtained down here in the sainted south at Farm foods. Also, I don't think I could trust someone who considers jacket potatoes as breakfast food.

On to heavier topics, that Osbourne from Cardiff should be praying to Allah RIGHT NOW. If it wasn't for the cool headed Imam he would have been ripped to shreds.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

I want to move the breakfast discussion to a more united position.

American bacon is poo poo and wrong

loving eejits.

yup, it's like really bad streaky bacon

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

Trickjaw posted:

On to heavier topics, that Osbourne from Cardiff should be praying to Allah RIGHT NOW. If it wasn't for the cool headed Imam he would have been ripped to shreds.
Unironically, going by his behaviour he was probably hoping the crowd would kill him and give his friends at the Express a nice mob violence scene to report on.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



This heat is deeply oppressive and everyone saying it's no big deal have some kind of bourgie body and will be up against the wall. Don't worry though, the wall will be a nice cool temperature, like everything else in my socialist paradise in the Arctic.

Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

yup, it's like really bad streaky bacon

America cannot do sausages or bacon properly. This is a true fact.

Fried bread is essential in the proper full English.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Tsietisin posted:

America cannot do sausages or bacon properly. This is a true fact.

Fried bread is essential in the proper full English.

i had some real good smoked sausage in the US

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
Shoot me if you must but my favourite way to eat a full English is bacon, sausage, scrambled eggs, mushrooms and maybe a hash brown all piled into a tortilla with jalapenos and hot sauce. Breakfast burrito is the superior breakfast and might well be one of the only 100% good things to come out of the US southwest.

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
This all sounds like way too much work for breakfast.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
A Good Post

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

Mister Adequate posted:

This heat is deeply oppressive and everyone saying it's no big deal have some kind of bourgie body and will be up against the wall. Don't worry though, the wall will be a nice cool temperature, like everything else in my socialist paradise in the Arctic.
The Communist Manifesto clearly states the wall must be hot and dusty and in the glare of the noonday sun

edit: also the weather is glorious, hail Sol Invictus

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tsietisin posted:

Fried bread is essential in the proper full English.
This is true.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Miftan posted:

Just popping in to say that I accept multiple varieties of english brexits, even though I don't have them any more since I am vegan and thus perpetually sad. Black puddings are always a no no, however. That poo poo is rank.

In addition, I don't want to hear any more hot weather complaints until you've all done army drills in full combat gear in 45c+ degree weather in the south of Israel in August. Buncha pasty sugar-people.

Imagine a country that makes goons serve in its military. To quote the President of the United States of America, "SAD!"

Also, for breakfast I'll just have a bowl of cornflakes or Shreddies. Although if someone else is making it then a veggie sausage, toast, couple of tattie scones, beans galore, ideally some scrambled egg but I'll take fried eggs too. Or poached. Eggs are good basically. Can't be doing with mushrooms.

But yeah, I just like a bowl of cereal in the morning, I've had about 2 fry ups in 7 years.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Zephro posted:

A Good Post

If you want to throw the beans in the bin my only suggestion is that you throw yourself in after them you piece of garbage!

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


communism bitch posted:

If you want to throw the beans in the bin my only suggestion is that you throw yourself in after them you piece of garbage!

A Better Post

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Unlike UKMT, David Davies has managed to achieve a clear and unambiguous result from his Breakfast negotiations, by giving the EU everything they want in exchange for nothing whatsoever. Also, making these kinds of decisions before establishing whether the Government is democratically legitimate is literally fascism.

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

ThomasPaine posted:

Shoot me if you must but my favourite way to eat a full English is bacon, sausage, scrambled eggs, mushrooms and maybe a hash brown all piled into a tortilla with jalapenos and hot sauce. Breakfast burrito is the superior breakfast and might well be one of the only 100% good things to come out of the US southwest.
That is in no way a full English, but I want to try it anyway.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

communism bitch posted:

If you want to throw the beans in the bin my only suggestion is that you throw yourself in after them you piece of garbage!

Ober does it hurt to be so correct all the time?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
I'm going to have a fry up tonight after the (air-conditioned) gym.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY
e: nm i am too old for arguing on the internet

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Borrovan posted:

Unlike UKMT, David Davies has managed to achieve a clear and unambiguous result from his Breakfast negotiations, by giving the EU everything they want in exchange for nothing whatsoever. Also, making these kinds of decisions before establishing whether the Government is democratically legitimate is literally fascism.

Tim Farron posted:

David Davis said the row of the summer would be over the sequencing of Brexit talks, and one day in he has capitulated.

The man is a joker. Despite the government’s posturing, the EU was clear today it has not made a single concession to David Davis. He has been utterly humiliated.

gently caress off tim this is good and you'll gently caress it up

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Borrovan posted:

Unlike UKMT, David Davies has managed to achieve a clear and unambiguous result from his Breakfast negotiations, by giving the EU everything they want in exchange for nothing whatsoever.

Well how weird. It's almost like we're in a hopeless negotiating position and have to agree to whatever scraps they'll prepared to give us or we're turbo-hosed. :shrug:

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

I don't eat breakfast and walking 2 miles each way to work in this heat is Not Fun

Mister Adequate posted:

This heat is deeply oppressive and everyone saying it's no big deal have some kind of bourgie body and will be up against the wall. Don't worry though, the wall will be a nice cool temperature, like everything else in my socialist paradise in the Arctic.

I, for one, welcome this person as our new overlord.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

pumpinglemma posted:

That is in no way a full English, but I want to try it anyway.
It's what Barmy Brussels wants us to call a full English now you couldn't make it up!

an angry penguin
Oct 12, 2007



Fry ups are amazing, particularly when cooked by somebody else.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
This is probably old news by now but this is how some firefighters reacted to first seeing Grenfell Tower on fire

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Deptfordx posted:

Well how weird. It's almost like we're in a hopeless negotiating position and have to agree to whatever scraps they'll prepared to give us or we're turbo-hosed. :shrug:
Tbh I'd say it's a fairly compelling argument that Art 50 seems to support our position but that, more significantly, Art 267 TFEU gives the ECJ the exclusive jurisdiction to interpret the Treaties so the matter can only lawfully be resolved by making an application for preliminary ruling :shrug:

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

an angry penguin posted:

Fry ups are amazing, particularly when cooked by somebody else.

Cruel.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


I need a Rod Liddle take on breakfast before I can have an opinion

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Black pudding is essential. White pudding can get te gently caress.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Guavanaut posted:

It's what Barmy Brussels wants us to call a full English now you couldn't make it up!
Until we leave the EU it is in fact illegal to describe anything as "English"

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Miftan posted:

Ober does it hurt to be so correct all the time?

It's a heavy burden, but I bear up.

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dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Oh dear me posted:

Cherry tomatoes halved and fried, mushrooms fried, bread fried in tomato/mushroom juices, tomatoes and mushrooms stacked on top, fried egg (sunny side up) on top of that. And this weather is utterly glorious. Perhaps someone should research how beans and sausages harm people's ability to cope with temperature change.

Here's a hint for cherry tomatoes: don't halve them. Don't pull them off the vine. Just pop the vine with tomaters into oil on a skillet.

The vine keeps them oriented. They're done when the skin on the bottom is caramelised. Pull them off, easy cause you have the vine. Also, the vine is what actually gives the tomato smell, making it more appetising and looking prettier for literally less effort.

But the real kicker is this: just take them off and pop into your facehole whole, one by one. They will be half caramelised, half regular cherry tomatoes that satisfyingly pop with a slight pressure from the teeth, and explode the sweetest, richest flavor you have ever had from produce. poo poo is like heroin

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