What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline? This poll is closed. |
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The Big3 Tourney | 67 | 22.41% | |
Will Lakers draft Ball | 40 | 13.38% | |
Where will the Pauls go | 54 | 18.06% | |
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? | 41 | 13.71% | |
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking | 97 | 32.44% | |
Total: | 210 votes |
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I wonder how many of those people are farting
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:01 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 13:32 |
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Jota posted:Kevin Durant - DNP - Pink Eye This is a better thread title imo morestuff posted:We at least knew The Decision was coming, nothing will top DAJ being held hostage + the emoji wars + Cuban driving around sad Cuban frantically sending DeAndre messages on CyberDust
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:01 |
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Lightyears ahead at huffing farts
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:02 |
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Man I just came here to point out that the Celtics scouts were saying they loved Fultz a month ago according to Open Floor podcast.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:04 |
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morestuff posted:We at least knew The Decision was coming, nothing will top DAJ being held hostage + the emoji wars + Cuban driving around sad the description of mark cuban driving around in circles desperately trying to get deandre jordan to respond to his texts but steve ballmer took away his phone is one of the greatest moments in sports history
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:04 |
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kevin was really insistent on getting smell-o-vision installed on his VR dicksucking pod
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:05 |
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Never forget that, in the midst of a public meltdown about losing a free agent, Mark Cuban never got distracted from his main focus: promoting something called Cyber Dust
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:05 |
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I read a study once that the smell of other people's farts is a way to stave off dementia. KD is just lookin' out for his brain, y'all.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:06 |
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Durant should come to new york then where there are plenty of farts to be had while waiting for a late subway due to 'signal problems' in one of the many broken down subway platforms and then plenty of farts to smell while squeezed inside a jam packed subway train
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:09 |
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https://twitter.com/mcten/status/876977749243699201
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:10 |
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Vanilla Mint Ice posted:Durant should come to new york then where there are plenty of farts to be had while waiting for a late subway due to 'signal problems' in one of the many broken down subway platforms and then plenty of farts to smell while squeezed inside a jam packed subway train Needs some of those down-home Carolina mustard-style farts
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:10 |
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San Antonio is famous for its fat women and Mexican food Just sayin.......
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:17 |
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Dan Gilbert should sell he Cavs.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:18 |
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Vertical Lime posted:if we're comparing offseasons Old folks shouldn't be forced into 140 characters it's cruel
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:18 |
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I wonder if Durant likes being in an enclosed space when a fart is released or if he needs someone to fart right in his face.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:20 |
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Shear Modulus posted:i have a theory that high-engagement sports fans are particularly desensitized to the myth that rich people are particularly smart because they see this happen so much This is true.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:20 |
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morestuff posted:Needs some of those down-home Carolina mustard-style farts I'm sorry to lord it over you once again, you sad little Red-stater, but there are no farts with quite the delicate aroma as chardonnay, sun-dried tomato and goat cheese farts
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:21 |
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Durant for sure loves farting in a dense space and then pretending like he doesn't notice it while he closely observes how his rancid smell is affecting everyone. it's enthralling
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:23 |
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the great ones tell their gas pains "not today"
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:23 |
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BWV posted:Durant for sure loves farting in a dense space and then pretending like he doesn't notice it while he closely observes how his rancid smell is affecting everyone. it's enthralling I heard he crop dusted the entire Chesapeake Energy Arena on his way out and they had to replace all the upholstery in the luxury boxes
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:25 |
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kevin durants pbj sex cocoon doubles as a gas chamber
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:27 |
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Ghost Dog posted:kevin durants pbj sex cocoon doubles as a gas chamber the David Carradine gambit? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2ce-zC_n8E
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:30 |
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what do you call it when Kevin Durant tries to convince everyone that the woman who accused him of sniffing farts is crazy?
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:34 |
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good to know the SA NBA hivemind is alive and well
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:36 |
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I forgot CYBER DUST was a thing and now I'm giggling uncontrollably remembering it and Mark Cuban driving around Dallas in a panic frantically cyber dusting to find out where DeAndre Jordan lives
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:36 |
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The off-season in the NBA is better than the actual season for any other sport. I'm at a "hot girl farted while sitting next to me on the train" level of happy ATM
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:39 |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/KDTrey5/status/357031549289508864 At least he's consistent about one thing.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:39 |
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BWV posted:what do you call it when Kevin Durant tries to convince everyone that the woman who accused him of sniffing farts is crazy? a flatulent argument, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 05:53 |
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I'm glad the NBA general public knows and can enjoy this now because OKC fans had to bury this poo poo for years
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 06:20 |
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MourningView posted:I forgot CYBER DUST was a thing and now I'm giggling uncontrollably remembering it and Mark Cuban driving around Dallas in a panic frantically cyber dusting to find out where DeAndre Jordan lives lol and now CP3 & Blake have a good chance of not being on that team, good job getting kidnapped DeAndre
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 06:21 |
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Awful lot of kink shaming going on in this thread, where Kevin Durant wants to be farted on is none of our business really
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 06:21 |
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The new Warriors arena looks like a toilet too, unbelievable foresight to secure KD for the long term. Light years ahead indeed
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 06:26 |
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what a lovely design they really flushed the money for that down the drain at least it will be #2 to Levis for ugliest stadium poop
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 06:30 |
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that's almost as large as the enormous toilet they flush homeless people in
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 06:31 |
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Spoeank posted:what a lovely design Goatse Stadium down in Atlanta is p. bad IMO. e: unless you're just talking the bay area
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 06:34 |
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MourningView posted:I forgot CYBER DUST was a thing and now I'm giggling uncontrollably remembering it and Mark Cuban driving around Dallas in a panic frantically cyber dusting to find out where DeAndre Jordan lives Kevin Durant was verrrrrrrrryyyyy interested in going to the Mavs until he found out that Cyber Dust wasn't the type of technology that he had assumed it was.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 06:38 |
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Redgrendel2001 posted:Kevin Durant was verrrrrrrrryyyyy interested in going to the Mavs until he found out that Cyber Dust wasn't the type of technology that he had assumed it was. cyber dust crop dust what's the difference? You think Mark Cuban doesn't fart? I assure you sir, Billionaire Libertarians have more freedom in their farting than any of us.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 06:43 |
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i'd have a sodastream stillsuit that converts my farts into an effervescent delight for the mouth
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 06:52 |
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Brolander posted:i'd have a sodastream stillsuit that converts my farts into an effervescent delight for the mouth He gives farts to the dead AggressivelyStupid fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Jun 20, 2017 |
# ? Jun 20, 2017 07:50 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 13:32 |
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A fart within a fart within a fart
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 09:03 |