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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
This poll is closed.
Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

VileLL posted:

yeah, they used to have it in the freezers over here, definitely look to have gotten rid of it now though. maybe a trip to the old country is in order

Thomas Johnston, the butchers in Falkirk, will courier you all the lorne sausage, black pudding, beef ham (including the spice), mutton pies, and potted hough you could desire, the only thing you'll be missing is morning rolls.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Crankit posted:

This is just too much toast, you've gone mad.

I don't recognize the concept of "too much toast". And yes, I realize this means that I may or may not be the toaster from Red Dwarf.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Dutch trains appear expensive at first glance, but that's only if you don't know that everyone who lives there buys a rail discount card. For 50 Euros a year (less if you take advantage of twice-a-year sales) you get 40% off off-peak and weekend travel, and there are other levels for 100% off and peak times, as well as the usual season tickets for specific routes. Also you get something like an Oyster card that covers all public transport in the whole country.

What this means is only tourists and foreigners pay full price, presumably subsidising the people that actually live there. You can do clever group travel discounts too, there are Facebook groups that arrange to buy in bulk and split the cost. Plus the trains all have good WiFi and I think I had to stand on a train maybe five times, always on the busy Utrecht commuter service.

Obviously it's a much smaller country and there are fewer different train companies, but when I lived there I used rail so much more than in the UK cos it's actually affordable. Surely it is not beyond the wit of British man to achieve something similar.

big scary monsters fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Jun 20, 2017

BigHandsVince
Mar 30, 2007
Mamma Mia, my hands are huge!

Missingnoleader posted:

When I was traveling in Japan, they were incredibly helpful people.

Agreed, with the rail pass, cross country train travel was cheap, easy and there were people in every station excited to help you get to where you were going.

Best place I've been, can't wait to go back!

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



feedmegin posted:

'In case you think London-Sheffield is a special case, I tried London-Manchester. £12.50. ' Like loving bollocks. I used to travel that route a lot (albeit Oxford to Manchester, which should in fact be closer), I booked in advance and I never got it cheaper than 60 quid. Someone want to fact check this guy?

Edit: I wish Bozza was still around. You know the guy who actually works in the rail industry and makes effort posts about how hosed up and inefficient it is.

I miss trainchat

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
Since the Tories have doubled the length of this parliamentary session, does that mean opposition days are half as frequent? This page says there's a fixed number per session, so are they now stretched over 2 years instead of 1? If so that's half as many opportunities for a vote of no confidence isn't it?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/jun/20/sfo-charges-barclays-bank-executives-ceo-2008-qatar-fundraising

quote:

Four former Barclays executives could face lengthy jail sentences after the Serious Fraud Office charged them and the bank with fraud over the way Barclays raised billions of pounds from Qatar at the height of the financial crisis.

:bisonyes:

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!



Also in that article it says apparently the Tory manifesto promises to abolish the Serious Fraud Office.

... It really couldn't be any more loving blatant that the Tory party are just thieves.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Well this is surreal. Am reading through some articles in my news feed and realised Prospect magazine are using a picture of me and my girlfriend to illustrate one of their articles:

https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/magazine/now-is-the-time-to-fight-against-a-destructive-brexit

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


nopantsjack posted:

... It really couldn't be any more loving blatant that the Tory party are just thieves.

:eng101:

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

lol, if only.

https://twitter.com/politicalhackuk/status/877078024285499401

Erwin the German
May 30, 2011

:3

Mr. Flunchy posted:

Well this is surreal. Am reading through some articles in my news feed and realised Prospect magazine are using a picture of me and my girlfriend to illustrate one of their articles:

https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/magazine/now-is-the-time-to-fight-against-a-destructive-brexit

D'aw, you guys are cute together.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

feedmegin posted:

'In case you think London-Sheffield is a special case, I tried London-Manchester. £12.50. ' Like loving bollocks. I used to travel that route a lot (albeit Oxford to Manchester, which should in fact be closer), I booked in advance and I never got it cheaper than 60 quid. Someone want to fact check this guy?

Edit: I wish Bozza was still around. You know the guy who actually works in the rail industry and makes effort posts about how hosed up and inefficient it is.

I think Bozza still posts occasionally. I work in the rail industry but he knows a lot more than I do, I've only managed to get up to a level where I have seen properly behind the curtain recently and :stare:

Also, whilst there is plenty of blame to go around regarding the brain drain and rail projects, oil rich countries wanting to build their own railways hasn't helped on that front.

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
Anyone listen to Ed Miliband on BBC 2 radio? He's become so much more likeable since stepping down as leader.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Bedshaped posted:

Anyone listen to Ed Miliband on BBC 2 radio? He's become so much more likeable since stepping down as leader.
He was never meant to be a front and centre guy, really. He's much better when he can just pop up whenever he's useful.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I don't recognize the concept of "too much toast". And yes, I realize this means that I may or may not be the toaster from Red Dwarf.

I like toast a lot, I'd eat a lot of toast but with butter, jam or honey on it. Not another piece of toast, putting toast on toast is nonsense.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
Working at a café at a university is great. Just had the pleasure of being treated to a rant about our stingy corner cutting country, complete with not-racist Asian corner shop impression, courtesy of someone I would describe as a doughy red-faced yankee prick. Is a 20 pence card charge a sign of a broken nation? Is that maybe the cause of our current problems?

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

big scary monsters posted:

Surely it is not beyond the wit of British man
I think we've found the problem

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

BigHandsVince posted:

Agreed, with the rail pass, cross country train travel was cheap, easy and there were people in every station excited to help you get to where you were going.

Cross-country trail travel is gently caress-off expensive in Japan, prohibitively expensive, and once you're out of the cities you hit just as many staff-free stations as the UK has. When you're in a big city then going one or maybe two stops is cheaper than the UK but any further is far more expensive and there's no such thing as a one-day or one-week travelcard. The privatisation of JR may not have been as much of a clusterfuck as that of BR but it was close, and then you have to deal with all the (department store owned) private railways that are even more likely to close down due to the "wrong type of rain" than any British line.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Crankit posted:

I like toast a lot, I'd eat a lot of toast but with butter, jam or honey on it. Not another piece of toast, putting toast on toast is nonsense.

You put something between those slices of toast, you've got a toastie, which I'm sure we'll all agree is the lunch of Gods.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

You put something between those slices of toast, you've got a toastie, which I'm sure we'll all agree is the lunch of Gods.

I think you'll find that it's specifically the ham and cheese toastie that's the lunch of the gods.

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
Christ, I'll never complain about Aussie train prices. I can travel from 300km outside to Sydney and back for about 12 moon dollars

ziggurat
Jun 18, 2017

by Smythe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_basil_cultivars

Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

You put something between those slices of toast, you've got a toastie, which I'm sure we'll all agree is the lunch of Gods.

So instead or rarebit on toast, how about... toast on rarebit?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

I think you'll find that it's specifically the ham and cheese toastie that's the lunch of the gods.
A prefer a cheese and onion toastie.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Paul.Power posted:

So instead or rarebit on toast, how about... toast on rarebit?

A rarebit toasted sandwich?

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

I think you'll find that it's specifically the ham and cheese toastie that's the lunch of the gods.

What about tuna melts y/n?

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



so you guys still dont have a government? how long does May get before the minority government gets a shot

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

ookiimarukochan posted:

Cross-country trail travel is gently caress-off expensive in Japan, prohibitively expensive, and once you're out of the cities you hit just as many staff-free stations as the UK has. When you're in a big city then going one or maybe two stops is cheaper than the UK but any further is far more expensive and there's no such thing as a one-day or one-week travelcard. The privatisation of JR may not have been as much of a clusterfuck as that of BR but it was close, and then you have to deal with all the (department store owned) private railways that are even more likely to close down due to the "wrong type of rain" than any British line.

Yeah but they're getting maglev :fap:

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



BiohazrD posted:

so you guys still dont have a government? how long does May get before the minority government gets a shot

She IS the minority government.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

You put something between those slices of toast, you've got a toastie

Breville toastie maker supremacy.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Of course there are a bunch of poshos in my office doing research on some London stuff we have, and naturally they're all chatting about Grenfell and are mates with Rock Fielding Mellen the Councillor at Kensington responsible for housing: "Oh I know him, he's lovely, really charming, nice chap".
Every now and then I hear snatches of conversation floating in from the research room like "well they're just complaining because they hope the council is going to bend over backwards" ..... "I wanted to go to the Kensington Library last week but it was closed because of the riots, bloody annoying" ..... "it's like the Gordon Riots, terrifying" ...... "I'm going to the country next week until the end of August" ....... "of course they're rioting - it's hot and they've nothing better to do after all".

:guillotine:

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I don't recognize the concept of "too much toast". And yes, I realize this means that I may or may not be the toaster from Red Dwarf.

Powdered Toast Man sheds a single crumby tear.

BigHandsVince
Mar 30, 2007
Mamma Mia, my hands are huge!

ookiimarukochan posted:

Cross-country trail travel is gently caress-off expensive in Japan, prohibitively expensive, and once you're out of the cities you hit just as many staff-free stations as the UK has. When you're in a big city then going one or maybe two stops is cheaper than the UK but any further is far more expensive and there's no such thing as a one-day or one-week travelcard. The privatisation of JR may not have been as much of a clusterfuck as that of BR but it was close, and then you have to deal with all the (department store owned) private railways that are even more likely to close down due to the "wrong type of rain" than any British line.

If you get the rail pass before you go, it's very reasonable for a pretty expensive country. I think it was about £180 for a week pass, that got me on the bullet trains across country from Shimonoseki -> Kyoto, Kyoto -> Tokyo and back making stops here and there, as well as all the light rail I used to get around in Tokyo. Way cheaper than flying between those places and then having to get to and from airports. Everything ran on time, to the minute, there were no cancellations, everyone was helpful and things were fast and clean. British rail is none of those things, It's absolute shite.

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben

communism bitch posted:

Of course there are a bunch of poshos in my office doing research on some London stuff we have, and naturally they're all chatting about Grenfell and are mates with Rock Fielding Mellen the Councillor at Kensington responsible for housing: "Oh I know him, he's lovely, really charming, nice chap".
Every now and then I hear snatches of conversation floating in from the research room like "well they're just complaining because they hope the council is going to bend over backwards" ..... "I wanted to go to the Kensington Library last week but it was closed because of the riots, bloody annoying" ..... "it's like the Gordon Riots, terrifying" ...... "I'm going to the country next week until the end of August" ....... "of course they're rioting - it's hot and they've nothing better to do after all".

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Raged posted:

Christ, I'll never complain about Aussie train prices. I can travel from 300km outside to Sydney and back for about 12 moon dollars

$200 to go to Sydney and a $188 rebate for getting banished back into the outback.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

communism bitch posted:

Of course there are a bunch of poshos in my office doing research on some London stuff we have, and naturally they're all chatting about Grenfell and are mates with Rock Fielding Mellen the Councillor at Kensington responsible for housing: "Oh I know him, he's lovely, really charming, nice chap".
Every now and then I hear snatches of conversation floating in from the research room like "well they're just complaining because they hope the council is going to bend over backwards" ..... "I wanted to go to the Kensington Library last week but it was closed because of the riots, bloody annoying" ..... "it's like the Gordon Riots, terrifying" ...... "I'm going to the country next week until the end of August" ....... "of course they're rioting - it's hot and they've nothing better to do after all".

:guillotine:
See if you can find a can of poly insulation spray and a match.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

BiohazrD posted:

so you guys still dont have a government? how long does May get before the minority government gets a shot
That is a constantly unfolding riddle

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

communism bitch posted:

Of course there are a bunch of poshos in my office doing research on some London stuff we have, and naturally they're all chatting about Grenfell and are mates with Rock Fielding Mellen the Councillor at Kensington responsible for housing: "Oh I know him, he's lovely, really charming, nice chap".
Every now and then I hear snatches of conversation floating in from the research room like "well they're just complaining because they hope the council is going to bend over backwards" ..... "I wanted to go to the Kensington Library last week but it was closed because of the riots, bloody annoying" ..... "it's like the Gordon Riots, terrifying" ...... "I'm going to the country next week until the end of August" ....... "of course they're rioting - it's hot and they've nothing better to do after all".

:guillotine:

Lock the doors. You know what to do.

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Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

communism bitch posted:

"it's like the Gordon Riots, terrifying"

Those are the riots they choose? :wth:

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