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Zaffy
Sep 15, 2003


More goon Games from yesterday

Game 1
Sargocentron as Jason.
The boat should have hugged the shore, and Jason sensed a lie.

Game 2
18:00 Jaximus as Jason
26:00 Burk reminds Jason that killing is bad and we use words to solve problems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceBWR0Iw3PM

SDuster as Jason
My mic channel wasn't recorded, so Voodoo Wolf sounds like a nerdy creep in the beginning. #twinning
6:20 Everybody get in the car! Everybody get out/off of the car!
14:46 What it looks like from the fireplace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a28_9rv2QAI

I'm really bummed that I didn't record the AlEx_JoNeS (tm) game where he team killed me and I came back as Tommy and blasted his face off while he was trying to kill Duster.

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InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

PINK GUITAR FIRE ROBOT

College Slice
My slasher cameo request would be for the miner from My Bloody Valentine:



Then obviously a mine map. With Moosehead beer. Release it on Canada Day.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Zaffy posted:

More goon Games from yesterday

Game 1
Sargocentron as Jason.
The boat should have hugged the shore, and Jason sensed a lie.

Game 2
18:00 Jaximus as Jason
26:00 Burk reminds Jason that killing is bad and we use words to solve problems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceBWR0Iw3PM

SDuster as Jason
My mic channel wasn't recorded, so Voodoo Wolf sounds like a nerdy creep in the beginning. #twinning
6:20 Everybody get in the car! Everybody get out/off of the car!
14:46 What it looks like from the fireplace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a28_9rv2QAI

I'm really bummed that I didn't record the AlEx_JoNeS (tm) game where he team killed me and I came back as Tommy and blasted his face off while he was trying to kill Duster.

I'd try and defend my confusion in the second game, since it looks way more understandable in your video

But you guys already have what I saw, which was a stuttering mess where I was suddenly ontop of a car.

I still don't know how that car didn't run me over.

Carebearz
May 6, 2008

CARE BEAR STARE

:regd10:
I enjoy playing this game with goons over pubs, but it seems like moajority of the time i get invites from duster or tinfoil, i'm either away from the computer, or playing something not through steam and the invite sound gets drowned out.

That being said, I did get super salty in one gamewhere Duster found me withing minutes and then i simply got axed to death, but that's because i enjoy the immersion of grab and environment kills more than, "sweet, i killed that guy by left clicking about 5 times".

I also had a good game as Jason against goons, but I thought the boat was gonna get away because i found shifting over water doesn't work, it just drops you into the water like normal.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Zaffy posted:

More goon Games from yesterday

New rule, you record every game and upload it. That is the smoothest and prettiest I've seen the game look. I'm jealous that I have a worse computer than Burkion, otherwise I'd get this for PC too.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Composure definitely impacts driving ability right? I feel like it can't just be bad controls that swerves me head on into a fence post.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Hockles posted:

New rule, you record every game and upload it. That is the smoothest and prettiest I've seen the game look. I'm jealous that I have a worse computer than Burkion, otherwise I'd get this for PC too.

My computer is actually pretty good. It's my graphics card that's a piece of poo poo, and I can't easily replace it due to the way everything is built inside my PC.

And yeah I'm going to leave recording to others. When I record, my game is worse than usual, but mostly due to lag.

I had some adventures last night as Chubs McKenzie with a Leprechad LastDancer. We got out alive both times. Chubs is such a piece of poo poo, he is totally useless at everything that isn't fixing stuff.

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
75% of my kills in goon games are left click now because y'all got too many loving pocket knives

Sea Lily
Aug 5, 2007

Everything changes, Pit.
Even gods.

weekly font posted:

Composure definitely impacts driving ability right? I feel like it can't just be bad controls that swerves me head on into a fence post.

I think Fear matters so yeah Composure can help. Not sure how much though. The car is just a pain to drive sometimes if your ping is high enough.

This game handles high ping really well everywhere except with the car.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
12:04 EST

Tell me the stats of the NES Jason, you all are 4 minutes late.

Tomahawk posted:

75% of my kills in goon games are left click now because y'all got too many loving pocket knives

If you left click Duster to death (requires 10-40 hits) he somehow drops 7 pocketknives.

Tinfoil Papercut fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Jun 20, 2017

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

12:04 EST

Tell me the stats of the NES Jason, you all are 4 minutes late.


If you left click Duster to death (requires 10-40 hits) he somehow drops 7 pocketknives.

Trying to coax the download to happen.

For some reason staring at steam isn't making it pop faster.


Also Tinfoil, if you get into another situation where there's a full goon game, throw me a message if I'm not some how already in that one. We'll see what we can scrounge together

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition

Drunken Baker posted:

Talking of "cameo slashers" the killer from Hatchet would be a shoe-in seeing as that was Hodder again.

I thought it was kinda cool that Jason's first fatality in MKX, the diagonal chop across the torso, is more of a callback to Hatchet, and thus to Kane Hodder, than to anything Jason ever did.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
[You have added Burk to your lobby.]
(+50% chance to lose miserably when player is Counselor)
(+25% chance of a convenient distraction to Jason)
(+285% chance of ridiculousness)

[You have added Duster to your lobby.]
(+80% chance to lose miserably when player is Jason)
(-45% chance of finding a pocketknife)
(+25% chance of Jason kill)

[You have added Tinfoil Papercut to your lobby.]
(+80% chance to lose miserably when player is Jason)
(-25% chance of finding a pocketknife)
(+75% chance of betraying Tinfoil Papercut)

[You have added LastDancer to your lobby.]
(Random +/- 25% chance to lose miserably)
(+50% music)
(+20% chance of Jason kill when player is Jason)

Tinfoil Papercut fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Jun 20, 2017

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Wanderer posted:

I thought it was kinda cool that Jason's first fatality in MKX, the diagonal chop across the torso, is more of a callback to Hatchet, and thus to Kane Hodder, than to anything Jason ever did.

I wanted a Fatality where he popped a head and an eye flies at the camera.

Maybe in this one.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

[You have added Burk to your lobby.]
(+50% chance to lose miserably when player is Counselor)
(+25% chance of a convenient distraction to Jason)
(+285% chance of ridiculousness)

[You have added Duster to your lobby.]
(+80% chance to lose miserably when player is Jason)
(-45% chance of finding a pocketknife)
(+25% chance of Jason kill)

[You have added Tinfoil Papercut to your lobby.]
(+80% chance to lose miserably when player is Jason)
(-25% chance of finding a pocketknife)
(+75% chance of betraying Tinfoil Papercut)

liking these patch notes

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Played a pubbie game last night that consisted near entirely of me trying to get the car repaired as Buggy while fighting off Jason, meanwhile an AJ who had the keys hid under the bed the entire time until I died, jacked the car, killed two teammates while driving across the map, then got strangled by Jason ten feet from the exit.

I need to join the steam group, holy gently caress pubbies are terrible

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

MacheteZombie posted:

liking these patch notes


[You have added MacheteZombie to your lobby.]
(+35% chance of player missing critical items when looting)
(-45% total salt levels)
(+50% chance of full lobby)


[You have added Scary Terry to your lobby.]
(+80% chance of contact high)
(+200% deadly hugs)
(+25% chance of losing miserably when player is Jason)


[You have added Mr. Spick to your lobby.]
(+50% chance of being offered sexual favors)
(+100% Tiffany)
(+25% chance of player dying in the first 2 minutes)

Tinfoil Papercut fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Jun 20, 2017

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Danaru posted:

Played a pubbie game last night that consisted near entirely of me trying to get the car repaired as Buggy while fighting off Jason, meanwhile an AJ who had the keys hid under the bed the entire time until I died, jacked the car, killed two teammates while driving across the map, then got strangled by Jason ten feet from the exit.

I need to join the steam group, holy gently caress pubbies are terrible

I had a game last night where someone early on got the battery installed, and there were two guys running for the car with gas and keys, and I just happened to be nearby in a cabin. I hadn't found poo poo for repair parts (I did get some first aid spray) so I was feeling pretty useless, but lo and behold, there was a shotgun in all its glory sitting by the fireplace.

So I bust out the door to follow the two guys running for the 4 door, and I see Jason behind them, trying to hit them with throwing knives. He hasn't spotted me, so I aim and fire, and get a full knockdown stun on him. I run up to one of the guys who was limping hard and heal him, and we get in the car to leave.

Dude is a good driver and reverses us almost all the way to the exit, but Jason finally manages to catch up and slams our car. We all get out to avoid getting grabbed out of the car, and Jason manages to grab one of the other guys. We basically don't have anything to help, so we apologize and I get in the driver's seat (I have never driven before in this game) and the other guy jumps in the passenger seat yelling "go go go."

I back up and reverse and I only have one turn to make, and instead of loving it up, I back around carefully and we escape over the bridge backwards as Jason impotently starts flinging knives at us. Probably the best pub game I've had.

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Does anyone have an old PC that we can ship to Burk, I cannot even watch those videos.

He's a very nice guy who just wants to play with goons at a double digit framerate.

Please help, god bless.
I have a 660Ti card, but I don't think his computer can handle it.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

[You have added MacheteZombie to your lobby.]
(+35% chance of player missing critical items when looting)
(-45% total salt levels)
(+50% chance of full lobby)


[You have added Scary Terry to your lobby.]
(+80% chance of contact high)
(+200% deadly hugs)
(+25% chance of losing miserably when player is Jason)


[You have added Mr. Spick to your lobby.]
(+50% chance of being offered sexual favors)
(+100% Tiffany)
(+25% chance of player dying in the first 2 minutes)

o great im kenny fml

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Danaru posted:

I need to join the steam group, holy gently caress pubbies are terrible

That sounds like the best kind of game! Hahaha

Burkion posted:

My computer is actually pretty good. It's my graphics card that's a piece of poo poo, and I can't easily replace it due to the way everything is built inside my PC.

Same here! Turns out this Acer has a weird, unique NVIDIA card that can't be replaced. (I guess because they just want you to take it back to PC world or whatever) and not only is it a piece of poo poo in general, but the fan's all shot to poo poo too.



WHERE'S MY PURPLE JASON?

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Lasher posted:

WHERE'S MY PURPLE JASON?


If you think patch day has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

https://twitter.com/Friday13thGame/status/877175432382226432

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

[You have added Burk to your lobby.]
(+50% chance to lose miserably when player is Counselor)
(+25% chance of a convenient distraction to Jason)
(+285% chance of ridiculousness)

[You have added Duster to your lobby.]
(+80% chance to lose miserably when player is Jason)
(-45% chance of finding a pocketknife)
(+25% chance of Jason kill)

[You have added Tinfoil Papercut to your lobby.]
(+80% chance to lose miserably when player is Jason)
(-25% chance of finding a pocketknife)
(+75% chance of betraying Tinfoil Papercut)

[You have added LastDancer to your lobby.]
(Random +/- 25% chance to lose miserably)
(+50% music)
(+20% chance of Jason kill when player is Jason)

Only a 75% chance of betraying you?

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

[You have added Burk to your lobby.]
(+50% chance to lose miserably when player is Counselor)
(+25% chance of a convenient distraction to Jason)
(+285% chance of ridiculousness)

[You have added Duster to your lobby.]
(+80% chance to lose miserably when player is Jason)
(-45% chance of finding a pocketknife)
(+25% chance of Jason kill)

[You have added Tinfoil Papercut to your lobby.]
(+80% chance to lose miserably when player is Jason)
(-25% chance of finding a pocketknife)
(+75% chance of betraying Tinfoil Papercut)

[You have added LastDancer to your lobby.]
(Random +/- 25% chance to lose miserably)
(+50% music)
(+20% chance of Jason kill when player is Jason)

I'm liking these numbers


Soon NES Jason, soon

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

stats for Nate
*-25% Speed when running away from the phone because you spawned in the phone house
*+50% damage to other counselors if they're being held by Jason
*Cops now spawn at the opposite end of the map, and a chance of them spawning at the lake exit.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

SilverSupernova posted:

Only a 75% chance of betraying you?

Sometimes I'm Jason.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Tinfoil Papercut posted:



If you think patch day has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

https://twitter.com/Friday13thGame/status/877175432382226432

lol if they gently caress up the release of this

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Oh right! Last night I stepped away before a match started up again, as I am want to do. When I returned, I was Jason. So you know, that was a bad start. The cops got called the moment I stepped out of the house and Last Dancer rolled up for the sweater. But I had promised Duster a proper one on one fight, and for whatever reason he wouldn't identify himself at the cabin despite following Dancer up there, so I just wandered about looking for him.

Eventually I found him and we started our fight, only Dancer decides he's going to help me. Cue Dancer knocking me down more times than Duster can manage, all the way to the exit. For the record, I did have Duster dead to rights with a grab kill, but let him go because that went against the honor of the agreement.

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

WoodrowSkillson posted:

lol if they gently caress up the release of this
Tuesday already.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Burkion posted:

I did have Duster dead to rights with a grab kill, but let him go because that went against the honor of the agreement.

I know drat well you aren't afraid of breaking honor pacts. I watched you grab Duster during a "duel" and kill him yesterday.......................

:thunk:

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Hahaha the devs are like that retarded dog you had as a kid. You love it, it loves you... But god drat, if it doesn't just keep bounding face first into the wall.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Burkion posted:

that went against the honor of the agreement.

Your "honor system" once consisted of trying to kill me as Deb WHILE DUSTER WAS CHASING ME. But you BOTH failed, which caused Duster to get bored and begin assigning ever counselor a target to kill. You sparked the shitshow which was that match, culminating with Duster killing you for being so bad at killing me, me killing my target (Mr. Spick), and driving out the lone survivor with Duster on top of my car, hitting his head on the overpass on the way out.

Sporkie
Jun 1, 2009
Second game ever played. I found a pot in a cabin, and got caught by Jason about 20 seconds later. Panicked babble over chat not to kill me, I had a great joke. He actually dropped me.

Picked pot up, asked Jason if I could sell him so pot and hit him with it. Ran away.

Jason too busy laughing, said it was the stupidest thing ever. Let me live.

My Internet died a minute later. I think I deserved it.

10/10

imweasel09
May 26, 2014


At this rate I'm calling the patch a success as long as it doesn't start actual fires. Gun media are really bad at the whole stability thing.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Sporkie posted:

Second game ever played. I found a pot in a cabin, and got caught by Jason about 20 seconds later. Panicked babble over chat not to kill me, I had a great joke. He actually dropped me.

Picked pot up, asked Jason if I could sell him so pot and hit him with it. Ran away.

Jason too busy laughing, said it was the stupidest thing ever. Let me live.

My Internet died a minute later. I think I deserved it.

10/10

And yet this thread is still unrated.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Hey, I made a promise to Duster that I would fight him fair and square


I mean Dancer did not help with that at all

Carebearz
May 6, 2008

CARE BEAR STARE

:regd10:

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

[You have added MacheteZombie to your lobby.]
(+35% chance of player missing critical items when looting)
(-45% total salt levels)
(+50% chance of full lobby)


[You have added Scary Terry to your lobby.]
(+80% chance of contact high)
(+200% deadly hugs)
(+25% chance of losing miserably when player is Jason)


[You have added Mr. Spick to your lobby.]
(+50% chance of being offered sexual favors)
(+100% Tiffany)
(+25% chance of player dying in the first 2 minutes)
drat, I guess JimbleSaurusRex needs to play more games with goons so I can get patch notes too.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Carebearz posted:

drat, I guess JimbleSaurusRex needs to play more games with goons so I can get patch notes too.

I play between 8-10PM EST on weekdays because I am married with children so I may not know you at all.

Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

[You have added MacheteZombie to your lobby.]
(+35% chance of player missing critical items when looting)
(-45% total salt levels)
(+50% chance of full lobby)


[You have added Scary Terry to your lobby.]
(+80% chance of contact high)
(+200% deadly hugs)
(+25% chance of losing miserably when player is Jason)


[You have added Mr. Spick to your lobby.]
(+50% chance of being offered sexual favors)
(+100% Tiffany)
(+25% chance of player dying in the first 2 minutes)

I just wanna give everyone hugs, especially the ladies

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Carebearz
May 6, 2008

CARE BEAR STARE

:regd10:

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

I play between 8-10PM EST on weekdays because I am married with children so I may not know you at all.

I've played with everyone except for you I think.

I enjoy Chadnanigans, first game with Duster( andhe was jason) I got axed teo death within a minute. I also like to do hoodrat stuff with my friends while at Camp.

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