Jerusalem posted:He's not very smart? So in other words he voted for Gary Johnson.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Now it works even better as a "refugees in a zombie apocalypse USA" If I was set upon by a zombie horde, the last place I'd seek refuge would have to be a Walmart.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 12:29 |
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Avirosb posted:If I was set upon by a zombie horde, the last place I'd seek refuge would have to be a Walmart. Right. You need to get to S-Mart. Fulchrum fucked around with this message at 12:37 on Jun 20, 2017 |
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Sagebrush posted:surely there's got to be a better metaphor than this Okay you're obviously going for a nest but this made me think of shrikes, and some weird blue Twitter-shrike impaling Trump upon a mass of thorns or barbed wire would have been a far more metal and interesting comic, even if it'd still be just as nonsensical. Kegluneq posted:
Oh hey someone thought of the same thing.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 12:35 |
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I see a ton of shopping malls with those watchtower-inspired spires these days. Is it a ploy to keep homeless guys away because it reminds them of a prison?
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 12:40 |
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Potato Salad posted:I see a ton of shopping malls with those watchtower-inspired spires these days. Is it a ploy to keep homeless guys away because it reminds them of a prison? If I were homeless, my first thought would probably be that prison life must be vastly preferable. Then I'd remember which country I'm in and sobered the gently caress up.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 12:45 |
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Hello there
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 13:53 |
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 14:06 |
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Technowolf posted:1 That last one is great.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 14:15 |
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Vib Rib posted:Ha ha ha holy poo poo, this is from a ways back but gently caress, man. Wow. What a loving statement. People actually believe that. "I cannot get a girlfriend because... girls" - furiously waddles over to the internet to tap out sniveling invective. Overrun with feminism? What imagined location in America is crawling with marauding bands of feminazi castration squads and an everlasting lilith fair?
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 14:19 |
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KickerOfMice posted:People actually believe that. "I cannot get a girlfriend because... girls" - furiously waddles over to the internet to tap out sniveling invective. Donald Trump's president, Tiger Woods hasn't won a golf tournament in 4 years, Bill Cosby is reviled nationwide, misogynistic harassment is really about ethics in games journalism... The 2010s, man, they'll forever go down as the decade where everyone lost their loving minds.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 14:31 |
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Garrison is mad at Kaepernick's tweet
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 14:32 |
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chairface posted:Donald Trump's president, Tiger Woods hasn't won a golf tournament in 4 years, Bill Cosby is reviled nationwide, misogynistic harassment is really about ethics in games journalism... The 2010s, man, they'll forever go down as the decade where everyone lost their loving minds. Three years left
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 14:36 |
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Trogdos! posted:
Sweet afro, however.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 14:37 |
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Trogdos! posted:
What exactly is making Kaepernick's hair into a football supposed to symbolize apart from "this is a football man" and if that's all there is to it why devote so much of the cartoon to that
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 14:41 |
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It's incisive topiary!!!!!
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 14:48 |
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loquacius posted:What exactly is making Kaepernick's hair into a football supposed to symbolize apart from "this is a football man" and if that's all there is to it why devote so much of the cartoon to that It's just old Zyklon Ben going supreme mode on the racism.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 14:52 |
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Don't you get it? Real patriots HATE football.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 14:56 |
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Avirosb posted:Don't you get it? Yeah, gently caress BILL BELICHICK said without jest
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 15:01 |
Man I wish the world really worked the way Garrison's cartoons portray it. I would love to get gigantic handfuls of cash from offensive jewish stereotypes whenever I tweet something critical of cops or Trump.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 15:06 |
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loquacius posted:What exactly is making Kaepernick's hair into a football supposed to symbolize apart from "this is a football man" and if that's all there is to it why devote so much of the cartoon to that He's blackity black black blacky. Which is funny, because Kaep's response to that would be "yep."
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 15:48 |
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I don't expect I'd ever visit Bumfuck, Montana but if it happens I'm def making GBS threads on Garrison's doorstep.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 15:59 |
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Avirosb posted:Don't you get it? You joke but the line I hear from my dad is "the NFL has gotten so politically correct I just can't enjoy it any more" and that's why he only watches college football now.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 16:12 |
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https://twitter.com/tomgauld/status/877150581533626368
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 16:15 |
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The Murder Mystery one is basically an implementation of instant runoff voting, and so is actually far superior to what we currently have
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 16:29 |
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:I don't expect I'd ever visit Bumfuck, Montana but if it happens I'm def making GBS threads on Garrison's doorstep. Guess who Garrison voted for. Guessing wrong will result in a bodyslam.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 17:02 |
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From Russia Insider:
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 17:34 |
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:It's incisive topiary!!!!!
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Lurdiak posted:Man I wish the world really worked the way Garrison's cartoons portray it. I would love to get gigantic handfuls of cash from offensive jewish stereotypes whenever I tweet something critical of cops or Trump. That poo poo would be great. I could live large on my fat paycheck from my Union Thug job (which is totally a thing that exists and is real, just like the money-dispensing Jewish stereotypes.) And if Donald Trump is what passes for a square-jawed ripped dude with abs of steel, I'm a goddamn Adonis in this bizarre fantasy world.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 17:43 |
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Trogdos! posted:
Why is he calling him "boy". What the gently caress.
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Pollyanna posted:Why is he calling him "boy". What the gently caress. Because he's a racist. Also because it's literally inconceivable that a human being might have convictions that don't agree with his views.
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Rugoberta Munchu posted:From Russia Insider: I loooooooove war!
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Rugoberta Munchu posted:From Russia Insider: I love my gay terrorist son.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 18:44 |
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Trogdos! posted:
They used to have to edit his cartoons to make them this blatant. It's this one.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 18:54 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the Finsbury Park attack – One person died and 11 were injured when a van drove into a crowd of worshippers leaving a mosque" Independent: Times: David Davis and Michel Barnier kick off Brexit talks with an exchange of hiking-related gifts Evening Standard: It's hot!
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posted:President Trump sent Jared Kushner and Jason Greenblatt to Israel on a Peace mission. Let's not make the mistake of expecting too much. Uncle Sam is taking a dump while holding a dead body. A weird and disrespectful cartoon.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 19:39 |
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Pollyanna posted:Why is he calling him "boy". What the gently caress. It's a trope among racists that jews exploit black people to make unrest for reasons? He knows what he's doing.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 19:50 |
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Trogdos! posted:
Hasn't Collin essentially been blacklisted this past season, or am I making things up? I don't follow sport regularly.
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KillerQueen posted:Hasn't Collin essentially been blacklisted this past season, or am I making things up? I don't follow sport regularly. Kinda like how an employee gets fired over some minor infraction a week after they come out as trans or something.
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Trogdos! posted:
Sorry, I'm not a mentally ill racist. Who's the tiny old man supposed to be? My first guess is Ernest Borgnine but that doesn't make any sense
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