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Gravy Jones: Sep 13, 2003; I am not on your side

BBC (unfortunately not the president we'd like to eat a wasp: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-latin-america-40343887/costa-rica-s-president-luis-guillermo-sols-swallows-wasp)

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# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:24

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

God trying to flood Ossoff before he can Win

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:24

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

2DCAT posted:

so, i actually get to brief our piss baby president in the next couple of days. I'm actually kind of torn because i've only ever had to of done this once, last year, with Obama. That was probably my proudest work moment, to know that the president made an important decision based on your recommendations.
Scenario 1: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is smart enough to realize that he is retarded and decides he should listen to me, and then takes credit for all of my work -- makes America safer, but he'll likely be parading my poo poo around like a great victory. gently caress that.
Scenario 2: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is so regarded that he doesn't realize that he is retarded and literally finger paints rather than listens to me. He chooses not to listen to me -- America is now in danger, and I am so angry that I call him a retarded piss baby and call pence a horse fucker -- all of which gets me fired. He tweets nonstop about uprooting the deep state.

This is a tough one folks...

hook me up fam :pray:

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:24

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

who's winning in GA right now? :patriot:

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:26

Ruzihm: Aug 11, 2010; Group up and push mid, proletariat!

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

LOL no we don't actually like doing these cross burnings. These robes are hot and it's kind of pain to get the cross to burn evenly. We do it to make libs think we are racist. LOL at you libs!

idk if it's :thejoke:

but the KKK didn't do cross burning until AFTER media had portrayed a connection between the KKK and cross burning?

So basically the ok sign is the same thing.

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:26

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:27

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

if the plan all along was for people to pray that only the house bill gets passed, it's working
https://twitter.com/sangerkatz/status/877257978864336896

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:28

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

lol just saw a Carly fiorina bumper sticker on someone's van still.

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:28

Poco: Jul 17, 2005; ....I am a Tariff Man

change my name posted:

Hey he's literally not going to listen because he thinks every idea that comes out of his smooth brain is the 100% correct one, but if you do well then he'll bring you into the patronage system so congrats

this but also tell him he is a big strong boy who will definitely make it to the toilet next time.

tell him a really good idea and then tell him well Obama refused to do it and he will drop everything and do it right there.

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:28

A Big Fuckin Hornet: Nov 1, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Ruzihm posted:

idk if it's but the KKK didn't do cross burning until AFTER media had portrayed a connection between the KKK and cross burning?

So basically the ok sign is the same thing.

yes it was a DW griffith creation

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:29

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

BeOSPOS posted:

who's winning in GA right now?

Poseidon, I think

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:29

FabioClone: Oct 3, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

2DCAT posted:

so, i actually get to brief our piss baby president in the next couple of days. I'm actually kind of torn because i've only ever had to of done this once, last year, with Obama. That was probably my proudest work moment, to know that the president made an important decision based on your recommendations.
Scenario 1: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is smart enough to realize that he is retarded and decides he should listen to me, and then takes credit for all of my work -- makes America safer, but he'll likely be parading my poo poo around like a great victory. gently caress that.
Scenario 2: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is so regarded that he doesn't realize that he is retarded and literally finger paints rather than listens to me. He chooses not to listen to me -- America is now in danger, and I am so angry that I call him a retarded piss baby and call pence a horse fucker -- all of which gets me fired. He tweets nonstop about uprooting the deep state.

This is a tough one folks...

Scenario 3: Get him to make Rocket League a real sport, with actual rocket cars.

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:29

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

ask him to make anime real

specifically evangelion

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:30

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:30

Concerned Citizen: Jul 22, 2007; Ramrod XTreme

FabioClone posted:

Scenario 3: Get him to make Rocket League a real sport, with actual rocket cars.

pls op

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:30

Gravy Jones: Sep 13, 2003; I am not on your side

Mr Hootington posted:

lol just saw a Carly fiorina bumper sticker on someone's van still.

A little voice inside my head said
Don't look back you can never look back

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:30

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Powered Descent posted:

Poseidon, I think

I dig a vengeful old-testament like god :worship:

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:30

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

FabioClone posted:

Scenario 3: Get him to make Rocket League a real sport, with actual rocket cars.

Scenario 4: ask him what he thinks of my posts

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:30

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

BeOSPOS posted:

who's winning in GA right now?

Pat Robertson

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:30

Menstrual Show: Jun 3, 2004

triple sulk posted:

please get him to say cspam thanks

he would laugh his tits off if you cracked a "C-SPAN? More like C-SPAM right Mr. Tormp?"

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:30

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

2DCAT posted:

so, i actually get to brief our piss baby president in the next couple of days. I'm actually kind of torn because i've only ever had to of done this once, last year, with Obama. That was probably my proudest work moment, to know that the president made an important decision based on your recommendations.
Scenario 1: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is smart enough to realize that he is retarded and decides he should listen to me, and then takes credit for all of my work -- makes America safer, but he'll likely be parading my poo poo around like a great victory. gently caress that.
Scenario 2: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is so regarded that he doesn't realize that he is retarded and literally finger paints rather than listens to me. He chooses not to listen to me -- America is now in danger, and I am so angry that I call him a retarded piss baby and call pence a horse fucker -- all of which gets me fired. He tweets nonstop about uprooting the deep state.

This is a tough one folks...

You probably already know this, but if it's more than say a paragraph long he only will keep paying attention if you at least include his name every few sentences or so, preferably with a compliment attached.

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:30

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Addamere posted:

holy gently caress the next generation of "socialism=communist nanny state" is gonna be "socialism==safe space" in getting poor people to vote against their own healthcare

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:30

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

A Handed Missus posted:

gay men can't donate blood but horse fuckers can?

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:31

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

having donald trump personally endorse your posting is the worst curse but it's also the ultimate shitpost achievement

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:31

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

BeOSPOS posted:

who's winning in GA right now?

america

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:31

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Gravy Jones posted:

A little voice inside my head said
Don't look back you can never look back

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:31

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

BeOSPOS posted:

who's winning in GA right now?

TRUMP

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:31

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# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:31

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

lol you need healthcare you snowflake? welcome to the real world where you don't always get to be healthy

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:31

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

A Handed Missus posted:

"put the horse piss directly into my veins!"

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:32

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Menstrual Show posted:

he would laugh his tits off if you cracked a "C-SPAN? More like C-SPAM right Mr. Tormp?"

please do this and somehow record it tia

prison will be worth it

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:32

Uranium 235: Oct 12, 2004

BeOSPOS posted:

holy poo poo can you not post 60MB images?

[56k warning]

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:32

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:32

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Typo posted:

holy gently caress the next generation of "socialism=communist nanny state" is gonna be "socialism==safe space" in getting poor people to vote against their own healthcare

It's already happening, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Triggered?

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:32

magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

note to self: if you stab a white supremacist enough times they morph into a socialist

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:33

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Mr Hootington posted:

lol just saw a Carly fiorina bumper sticker on someone's van still.

There's a house on my way to work that still has a Ted Cruz poster in their window as if to tell others "why yes, I am mentally ill and hate myself, thank you for asking"

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:33

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

BeOSPOS posted:

who's winning in GA right now?

Bernie would

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:33

2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k