Auspol June: It's Time for Sodomy

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JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Stop trying to ban activities that salt of the earth working men use to escape their wives and families is what I'm saying to the greens people itt.

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Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Nobody wants to close the pub, calm your farm.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 00:19

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

So we nationalised your pastime and turned it into a house for refugees, please accept these complimentary tickets to a commune production of "Waiting for Godot" as compensation.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 00:22

Senor Tron: May 26, 2006

You Am I posted:

Close down all private schools, divert money to all public schools, as private schools push the bullshit classism that shouldn't exist in Australia.

And while we're at it, close down all inner city golf courses and turn them into either public parks or low cost housing for people.

Remember people: More Love, Less Andrew Bolt.

Counter point, the North Adelaide golf course is lovely and it making money means that section of the parklands is much nicer than it would otherwise be.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 00:23

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

JBP posted:

So we nationalised your pastime and turned it into a house for refugees.

Sounds good.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 00:24

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Zenithe posted:

Sounds good.

I disagree. You can retain all the pleasant quality of life amenities for a diverse range of people and also cater for refugees.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 00:30

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

JBP posted:

I disagree. You can retain all the pleasant quality of life amenities for a diverse range of people and also cater for refugees.

Did you move to some country that isn't Australia or something?

# ? Jun 21, 2017 00:31

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Senor Tron posted:

Counter point, the North Adelaide golf course is lovely and it making money means that section of the parklands is much nicer than it would otherwise be.

Imagine if instead of people going there to participate in a sport from Europe they instead paid to have their hair braided and click their fingers on a sliding income scale.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 00:32

CrazyTolradi: Oct 2, 2011; It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

JBP posted:

Working class people also like to play golf. Used sets of clubs are cheap and you get 4-5 hours of outdoor entertainment for $25-35 which is essentially unbeatable.

You can also drink while you play.

Counterpoint, grass is really lovely in terms of water consumption. Maybe find other ways to relax?

# ? Jun 21, 2017 00:33

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Zenithe posted:

Did you move to some country that isn't Australia or something?

The inner city in Melbourne has a huge range of good things to do for little outlay or for free, so I have no idea what you are talking about.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 00:33

Kafka Syrup: Apr 29, 2009

JBP posted:

Imagine if instead of people going there to participate in a sport from Europe they instead paid to have their hair braided and click their fingers on a sliding income scale.

I haven't got a problem with golf generally. I love a good round. Just bugger off with the immaculately manicured exclusive inner city courses. I used to play at the Carbrook 18 Holes in south Logan. Barely cost anything to play, was on the Logan River so it didn't use too much water, and it was largely native trees and scrub except for the fairway. True working class golf course.

Race days though can gently caress right off.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 00:35

CrazyTolradi: Oct 2, 2011; It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Golf would be a lot more fun if, instead of having to get the ball into the hole, you had to get the ball to hit moving targets like Andrew Bolt and Caleb Bond.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 00:43

racing identity: Apr 5, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

I regret to announce that the AFL grand final has been cancelled this year. It will be replaced with a farmers market that you can only get into if you're riding a unicycle

# ? Jun 21, 2017 00:43

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

lol bogan outrage itt

# ? Jun 21, 2017 00:45

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

I need to try and find the conversation a greens councillor from Moreland was having on FB with constituents about talking to "working people outside of our lived experience" it was p funny.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 00:51

Aesculus: Mar 22, 2013

JBP posted:

Stop trying to ban activities that salt of the earth working men use to escape their wives and families is what I'm saying to the greens people itt.

Your mistake is that assuming greens give a poo poo about the working class.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 00:55

CrazyTolradi: Oct 2, 2011; It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

JBP posted:

Stop trying to ban activities that salt of the earth working men use to escape their wives and families is what I'm saying to the greens people itt.

So, women don't play golf?

# ? Jun 21, 2017 01:01

Knorth: Aug 19, 2014; Buglord

Aesculus posted:

Your mistake is that assuming greens give a poo poo about the working class.

Are you saying there's a party that does?

# ? Jun 21, 2017 01:04

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Knorth posted:

Are you saying there's a party that does?

Yes the ALP.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 01:11

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Yes the ALP.

I wouldn't mistake the ALP party room for working class tbqh

Nor would I make the mistake of assuming that the ALP party room gives a blue gently caress about anything other than the ALP party room.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 01:14

Cartoon: Jun 20, 2008; poop

Anidav posted:

Sorry for doxxing Cartoon ad BCR

Like I'd drink whiskey :scoff:

JBP posted:

So we nationalised your pastime and turned it into a house for refugees, please accept these complimentary tickets to a commune production of "Waiting for Godot" as compensation.

Is there some sort of a problem with any of this?

To actual stupidity:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-21/government-may-have-set-itself-up-to-fail-with-this-budget/8636216

quote:

But by arguing the budget is one that eases the cost of living for families, has the Government over-egged its sales pitch and set itself up to fail its own test?

It did not take long for the obvious questions to fly thick and fast at the Treasurer's media conference. What was the Government doing to help households pay for sky-rocketing electricity bills or the climbing cost of driving on Sydney's motorways? What hope did it offer renters in one of the most unaffordable cities in the world? A thin film of sweat began to gather on the Treasurer's lip as he tried to steer the media pack back to the stellar state of the economy and what it meant more broadly for families. "We don't run surpluses for the sake of it," Mr Perrottet said. "We run surpluses so we can invest those funds in the things that matter most to people's lives � better healthcare, better education and better public transport." The billions of dollars in the budget for new schools and hospitals will no doubt make a huge difference to the everyday lives of families. It should be an excellent selling point for the Government in the home stretch to the 2019 election. But by trying to market this budget as one that eases the cost of living, the Government has scored an own goal.

The obscene surplus was only achieved by an aggressive and stupid privatisation campaign. To compare it to a household budget: We can now afford to rent for a few years because we sold our house. These clowns are painfully and aggressively stupid. I guess I know where pubbie WoT players come from.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 01:16

Aesculus: Mar 22, 2013

Knorth posted:

Are you saying there's a party that does?

Once Socialist Alliance sells enough copies of red flag, well...

# ? Jun 21, 2017 01:17

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

CrazyTolradi posted:

So, women don't play golf?

They do, but it is indecent and I prefer to turn a blind eye to it.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 01:42

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Cartoon posted:

Like I'd drink whiskey :scoff:
Is there some sort of a problem with any of this?

To actual stupidity:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-21/government-may-have-set-itself-up-to-fail-with-this-budget/8636216

The obscene surplus was only achieved by an aggressive and stupid privatisation campaign. To compare it to a household budget: We can now afford to rent for a few years because we sold our house. These clowns are painfully and aggressively stupid. I guess I know where pubbie WoT players come from.

Don't forget stamp duty revenue from absurd house prices.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 01:43

open24hours: Jan 7, 2001

Aesculus posted:

Your mistake is that assuming greens give a poo poo about the working class.

The eternal struggle of the middle class socialist: reconciling the love of the working class and the contempt for its members.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 01:54

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

I am for the people, but not of the people heh

# ? Jun 21, 2017 01:59

iajanus: Aug 17, 2004; NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
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JBP posted:

I am for the people, but not of the people heh

I just treat everyone with contempt, saves a lot of time.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:00

ungulateman: Apr 18, 2012; pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is

just be a self-hating ~~jew~~ working class person

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:24

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

What if you're from a working class background, but have been moderately successful thanks to white/male privilege and have thus obtained the status of Middle Class Inner City Latte Sipper what then

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# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:51

WhiskeyWhiskers: Oct 14, 2013; "هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
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Then you're a class traitor.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 03:02

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Then you're a class traitor.

But I didn't even join the ALP!

# ? Jun 21, 2017 03:04

starkebn: May 18, 2004; "Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

the concept of 'middle class' has been so watered down over time by everyone in the comfortable working class saying they're 'middle class' it's just now more FYGM class warfare.

Unless you're a consulting surgeon or are a partner of a law firm or own a chain of malls, and you can play golf all week and maybe take a few business calls stop calling yourself 'Middle class' and start hating the people with real money who continue pitting us all upon each other

# ? Jun 21, 2017 03:08

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

There is no such thing as a middle class, which is why the entire concept of the ALP shills ITT making GBS threads on the Greens for being "middle class socialists' is as stupid as shilling for the ALP in the first place.

Thanks for playing!

# ? Jun 21, 2017 03:12

ziggurat: Jun 18, 2017; by Smythe

i am the only person itt who has ever been to the thriving township of bogan gate, i have supped and slept there, and i saw a flock of wild cockatiels flying free in the desert sunset

# ? Jun 21, 2017 03:13

ziggurat: Jun 18, 2017; by Smythe

i mean technically bogan gate isn't desert but tbh everything west of richmond is desert nowadays

# ? Jun 21, 2017 03:13

Aesculus: Mar 22, 2013

Don Dongington posted:

There is no such thing as a middle class, which is why the entire concept of the ALP shills ITT making GBS threads on the Greens for being "middle class socialists' is as stupid as shilling for the ALP in the first place.

Thanks for playing!

i'm actually an active nsw greens member :ssh:

# ? Jun 21, 2017 03:25

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Aesculus posted:

i'm actually an active nsw greens member

On a moment to moment basis, how ashamed are you?

# ? Jun 21, 2017 03:26

Aesculus: Mar 22, 2013

JBP posted:

On a moment to moment basis, how ashamed are you?

australian-property-bubble.jpg

# ? Jun 21, 2017 03:32

Kafka Syrup: Apr 29, 2009

Aesculus posted:

i'm actually an active nsw greens member

I'm gonna back you in, if only because we really don't engage with the poor outer rim and rural electorate. We leave Labor Right, LNP and ONP to fight amongst each other on culture wars instead of providing a radical socialist rhetoric to resonate with them. I'm not blaming our campaigners - if there's one thing that they hate more than rich elites ruining their lives, its bussing in a bunch of inner city doorknockers to tell them how to live their life.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 03:33

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open24hours: Jan 7, 2001

starkebn posted:

the concept of 'middle class' has been so watered down over time by everyone in the comfortable working class saying they're 'middle class' it's just now more FYGM class warfare.

Unless you're a consulting surgeon or are a partner of a law firm or own a chain of malls, and you can play golf all week and maybe take a few business calls stop calling yourself 'Middle class' and start hating the people with real money who continue pitting us all upon each other

It's as much a pejorative for snobby Guardian readers as it is a reference to an actual class.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 03:36

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