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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

nothing to seehere posted:

Yep, it would be another "This new government wants to introduce full Corbynism now" speach

What I'm not sure about is if Corbyn has to try and pass another Queens Speech before he can call for a new election, or if he can just say to the queen "Nah, I don't want to have a go, another election please"

Regardless of whether he has to try to form a government, I think he will. He has said he will, so it will look bad if he doesn't, and his personal integrity makes him unlikely to go back on his word. But if he does want another election, perhaps the smartest thing would be to make his Queen's speech really populist and lefty to provoke the Tories into defeating it and forcing an election. That way he can say "Well, we tried" while at the same time continuing to drag debate leftward. The Tories would also look bad for opposing poo poo that people like. Just brainstorming here, it's possible I've missed something.

Namtab posted:

I've read that comment piece and it doesn't say anywhere why the left are now the extreme example of a right wing ideology.

'Fascist' is (sadly) an irredeemable Bad Word so it applies to you and not me! Hurrah for the Blackshirts


poo poo can be green if the food passes through you very quickly. It's coloured by bile (literal, not tabloid) which hasn't yet changed from green to brown.

597BC Nebuchadnezzar takes the Jews into captivity, which is something the Daily Mail wishes it was still okay to advocate.

Braggart fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Jun 22, 2017

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Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

Josef bugman posted:

So, what does the article actually say? Is it just platitudes about "shhhh, we don't really need to reach out to the young, it'll get better, shhhhh".

Sounds like the sort of article that should be encouraged, if so.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
young people are too stupid to think for themselves and they would love austerity if they knew what was good for them was the gist of it


on today this morning there was no fruit from the magic analogy tree unfortunately but there was a guy who runs a berry farm that is threatened by the loss of cheap foreign labour who voted for brexit which was a P hearty lol

he only regrets the fact the government is doing a hard brexit though, because his vote was clearly for a soft brexit and how could they misinterpret it

CptAwesome
Nov 2, 2005

XMNN posted:

he only regrets the fact the government is doing a hard brexit though, because his vote was clearly for a soft brexit and how could they misinterpret it

I think you'll find brexit means brexit (and possibly breakfast)

Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

Nobody knows unless they can get past the paywall, which for obvious reasons (prove me wrong Times subscribers!) is quite unlikely. I would actually be quite interested to read what this guy thinks the Tories can offer kids (other than chloroform filled sweets) in a so-i-can-pshaw-at-it type of way, shame.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Brexit means buttered toast, 2 hash browns, a sausage, 2 pieces of bacon, scrambled eggs, mushrooms and beans.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Mugsbaloney posted:

Nobody knows unless they can get past the paywall, which for obvious reasons (prove me wrong Times subscribers!) is quite unlikely. I would actually be quite interested to read what this guy thinks the Tories can offer kids (other than chloroform filled sweets) in a so-i-can-pshaw-at-it type of way, shame.

Without a penny going to the Murdoch empire:

quote:

The Conservatives have a problem with the young. They don’t like us. As Gideon Skinner and Kully Kaur-Ballagan of Ipsos Mori pointed out in yesterday’s Red Box, age was the greatest dividing factor in the general election since records began in 1979, with Labour enjoying a 20 per cent swing among those aged between 18 and 34.

The worst thing that the Conservatives can do in response to this is to “act cool”, to develop new policies which would be patently targeted at the young. As any parent knows, the one sure way of further alienating a grumpy teenager is to take to the dance floor.

Fortunately, there is no need for them to do this. For as Daniel Mahoney and I explain today in Offering the Young a Good Deal, many Conservative policies would, if properly explained, be inherently attractive to the young. Take “austerity”. There are only three ways to deal with debt: to pay it off, to inflate it away or to default. The last two would be disastrous for everyone, but particularly the young. So the Conservative plan to balance the books (although not until 2025) should have some merit in their eyes. But adding at least £150 billion over five years to the national debt, as Jeremy Corbyn proposed, is simply spending more money now for the young to pay back when they are older.

Or take jobs. The Conservatives were virtually silent on the extraordinary success of the growth in employment since 2010. Shortly before the election, the total number of people in work in the UK hit a new high of 74.8 per cent – the best since records began in 1971. Compare that to youth unemployment in many of the countries of the EU: 24 per cent in France, 35 per cent in Italy, 42 per cent in Spain, 46 per cent in Greece. The UK? Youth unemployment is just 12 per cent. We didn’t hear much about that during the election.

But what we did hear about was Labour’s proposal to remove university tuition fees and restore maintenance grants. How could that not be attractive to students (and indeed their parents)? Yet what was not explained was that, as the Department for Education states, graduates earn an average of nearly £10,000 more a year. So this would in effect be a massive subsidy from low earners to the rich. And it would be expensive, costing at least £11 billion (the equivalent of an additional 3p on the basic rate of income tax). Had the Conservative Party attacked the policy on these grounds, as well as highlighting the progressive way in which tuition fees are paid in proportion to income, this could have done much to counter Labour’s pledge.

Similarly, the Conservatives could have done more to highlight their own socially liberal record. For example, the Equal Marriage Act, the Modern Slavery Act and the reforms to stop and search laws – all recent Conservative initiatives – were barely mentioned. They could also have gone further in addressing the housing crisis where younger voters need to see dramatic action if they are ever to get on the property ladder. And, instead of poorly explained proposals to make the elderly and their families pay for social care, they could have done more to address “intergenerational unfairness”: we are now in the extraordinary position whereby pensioner incomes after housing costs are now higher than those of a typical working age household. The introduction of an Office of Intergenerational Responsibility could, for example, produce inter-generational impact assessments to scrutinise all tax reliefs and exemptions. And a flat rate of income tax relief on pensions could save more than £10 billion a year, freeing up resources could be used for the benefit of all generations.

So, yes, the Conservatives should show a sensitivity to the concerns of the young. Not by pandering to them or by preaching to them. But by treating their arguments with respect and good humour, however intense the provocation from the outer fringes of Labour supporters. And to do this, as the Centre for Policy Studies is now exploring, why not take the battle to the young and tour the universities and sixth form colleges to debate how free-market policies are the best way forward?

Global poverty? Explain that it is not aid but the extension of free markets that has led to the extraordinary and unprecedented fall in absolute poverty from 44 per cent of the world’s population in 1980 to under 10 per cent today. Cheaper fruit and veg? Demonstrate that poorer nations globally, and poorer households domestically, suffer from policies such as the Common Agricultural Policy and that Brexit gives the UK a chance to put this right. More government investment? Show that this means that they, the young, will eventually have to pick up the bill for more state spending, determined by Whitehall.

Those of a conservative disposition have much to be proud of – apart from their failure to extol the benefits of why their policies tend to be so much more effective than those of the left (did anyone mention Venezuela during the election?). So stop being shy and hit the road!

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


One sausage. That's too little a number of sausages

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Miftan posted:

Brexit means buttered toast, 2 hash browns, a sausage, 2 pieces of bacon, scrambled eggs, mushrooms and beans.

The full English brexit

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Maw posted:

One sausage. That's too little a number of sausages

I'm willing to compromise on more sausages. I simply can't eat that much in the morning. The important things really are no black/white/red, white and blue pudding and to maintain the rights of european and all other beans to remain on our brexit.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

The full English brexit

Its going to be a dog's Brexit at this rate.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Oh god. They are actually trying to kill us.

Neonicotinoids are basically crack to bees, you spray a tiny bit in a corner of a field and the bees will descend on it like it's their last meal on earth. Which it will be because very shortly afterward they will all be dead. This is not environmentalists pushing some sort of an agenda, this is a proven scientific fact. 2013 they were banned, 2014 the bee population went from; oh god where are they what is happening if we don't find out what's wrong nothing will be pollinated and all our crops will fail, to oh wow was that it, the bee population is starting to thrive, huzzah.

Gove is now trying to block their ban.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/jun/22/tories-aim-block-full-eu-ban-bee-harming-pesticides

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


learnincurve posted:

Oh god. They are actually trying to kill us.

Neonicotinoids are basically crack to bees, you spray a tiny bit in a corner of a field and the bees will descend on it like it's their last meal on earth. Which it will be because very shortly afterward they will all be dead. This is not environmentalists pushing some sort of an agenda, this is a proven scientific fact. 2013 they were banned, 2014 the bee population went from; oh god where are they what is happening if we don't find out what's wrong nothing will be pollinated and all our crops will fail, to oh wow was that it, the bee population is starting to thrive, huzzah.

Gove is now trying to block their ban.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/jun/22/tories-aim-block-full-eu-ban-bee-harming-pesticides

:thermidor: :thermidor: :thermidor:

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Fried eggs not scrambled you devil

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Without a penny going to the Murdoch empire:

gently caress these imbecilic morons, the sooner they're rendered completely irrelevant, the better.

learnincurve posted:

Oh god. They are actually trying to kill us.

Neonicotinoids are basically crack to bees, you spray a tiny bit in a corner of a field and the bees will descend on it like it's their last meal on earth. Which it will be because very shortly afterward they will all be dead. This is not environmentalists pushing some sort of an agenda, this is a proven scientific fact. 2013 they were banned, 2014 the bee population went from; oh god where are they what is happening if we don't find out what's wrong nothing will be pollinated and all our crops will fail, to oh wow was that it, the bee population is starting to thrive, huzzah.

Gove is now trying to block their ban.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/jun/22/tories-aim-block-full-eu-ban-bee-harming-pesticides

gently caress this imbecilic moron, the sooner he's rendered completely irrelevant he's put back in the box with the other broken toys the better.

Cancelbot
Nov 22, 2006

Canceling spam since 1928

Breakfast again? Everything should be in pairs anyway, no odd numbers of breakfast items. I don't care if its more, 3 sausages to 2 bacon is an abomination.

I work at a place that has free freddos and freddo caramels :smug: and only ice pops or jubblies please.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

kustomkarkommando posted:

Fried eggs not scrambled you devil

I'll trade you egg version in exchange for keeping all pudding colours off our brexit (scrambled is still the superior version, though)

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Without a penny going to the Murdoch empire:

Haha yes. I can't wait to see the "Actually Austerity is Good" university tour

Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Without a penny going to the Murdoch empire:

Legend! E: does the times consider itself a broadsheet? Why is the fact that government borrowing is basically free now and necessary to maintain societal cohesion absent from this article? I'm shocked, shocked I say!

Mugsbaloney fucked around with this message at 08:56 on Jun 22, 2017

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

learnincurve posted:

Oh god. They are actually trying to kill us.

Neonicotinoids are basically crack to bees, you spray a tiny bit in a corner of a field and the bees will descend on it like it's their last meal on earth. Which it will be because very shortly afterward they will all be dead. This is not environmentalists pushing some sort of an agenda, this is a proven scientific fact. 2013 they were banned, 2014 the bee population went from; oh god where are they what is happening if we don't find out what's wrong nothing will be pollinated and all our crops will fail, to oh wow was that it, the bee population is starting to thrive, huzzah.

Gove is now trying to block their ban.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/jun/22/tories-aim-block-full-eu-ban-bee-harming-pesticides

Do you know why Australian bees weren't dying? Had we banned that? Are our bees not affected by them?

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Baron Corbyn posted:

Haha yes. I can't wait to see the "Actually Austerity is Good" university tour

In fact, you'll find that we have more jobs than ever before! What do you mean you're all on minimum wage zero hours contracts? YOU HAVE A JOB DON'T YOU?!

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

Without a penny going to the Murdoch empire:

That is really self-promoting and really really stupid. Does he believe that the word of random white guy number 545 is going to beat actual economists who think austerity is bullshit, or peoples lived experience of it? Or that the jobs are all 0 hour? Or that, as much as you might earn with a degree frequently people don't, and why do we have to pay for it if you don't? Also we can look into why third world countries are poor, frequently it's because of Capital investment and the backing up of warlords and shitheads by capitalists. And soemtimes people don't mind paying for things if they are going to be using them.

That and "Mention Venezuela"... Christ that is stupid.

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
Aren't Caramel Freddos called Taz?

Or am I at least a decade and a half out of the loop? Last Freddo I had was probably in 2004, it was the only way to cope with the bus rides to school.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

Josef bugman posted:


That and "Mention Venezuela"... Christ that is stupid.

It's like the olds being stunned that 18 year olds didn't really give a poo poo about the IRA.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Do you know why Australian bees weren't dying? Had we banned that? Are our bees not affected by them?

If it's Australian and it stings it is indestructible.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/KevinScottHT/status/877779866023743488

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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Pesmerga posted:

It's like the olds being stunned that 18 year olds didn't really give a poo poo about the IRA.

Its such an odd choice there aren't really all that many parallels.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Without a penny going to the Murdoch empire:

What a surprise, they did poorly because they didn't explain their policies properly. We don't need to change, we just need to get our message across better. Where have I heard that before?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Do you know why Australian bees weren't dying? Had we banned that? Are our bees not affected by them?

They are dying in Australia, Australia does not have special poison immune honey bees.

2006-2014 we lost over 81,000 hives due to bees getting sick and dying, 30% are dying over winter now. The ones that are clinging on are being dosed with antibiotics by 8.5/10 of commercial keepers and no one is saying poo poo about these antibiotics being in the human food chain.

Conservatism.jpg

DeadButDelicious
Oct 11, 2012

Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

Aphex- posted:

Aren't Caramel Freddos called Taz?

Or am I at least a decade and a half out of the loop? Last Freddo I had was probably in 2004, it was the only way to cope with the bus rides to school.

They used to be, then they stopped doing them, something the missus takes great pleasure in pointing out whenever I reluctantly eat a Caramel Freddo. It's the principle you see.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Miftan posted:

I'll trade you egg version in exchange for keeping all pudding colours off our brexit (scrambled is still the superior version, though)

We do not negotiate with anti-pudding extremists.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Rumda posted:

We do not negotiate with anti-pudding extremists.

What, you don't negotiate with SENSIBLE PEOPLE?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Josef bugman posted:

That is really self-promoting and really really stupid. Does he believe that the word of random white guy number 545 is going to beat actual economists who think austerity is bullshit, or peoples lived experience of it?
Yeah.

Well, hope that helps.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

learnincurve posted:

Oh god. They are actually trying to kill us.

Neonicotinoids are basically crack to bees, you spray a tiny bit in a corner of a field and the bees will descend on it like it's their last meal on earth. Which it will be because very shortly afterward they will all be dead. This is not environmentalists pushing some sort of an agenda, this is a proven scientific fact. 2013 they were banned, 2014 the bee population went from; oh god where are they what is happening if we don't find out what's wrong nothing will be pollinated and all our crops will fail, to oh wow was that it, the bee population is starting to thrive, huzzah.

Gove is now trying to block their ban.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/jun/22/tories-aim-block-full-eu-ban-bee-harming-pesticides

There is no Magic Honey Tree

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Do you know why Australian bees weren't dying? Had we banned that? Are our bees not affected by them?

It's because your haven't been infected with the varroa mite. Australia is the last holdout where this bug, carried by resistant asian honeybees, haven't been able to cross the ocean and get in with you native species. Australia has extraordinary protection and standards against invasive alien species making the jump into your country; it's like fortress zoology over there.


learnincurve posted:

They are dying in Australia, Australia does not have special poison immune honey bees.

2006-2014 we lost over 81,000 hives due to bees getting sick and dying, 30% are dying over winter now. The ones that are clinging on are being dosed with antibiotics by 8.5/10 of commercial keepers and no one is saying poo poo about these antibiotics being in the human food chain.

Conservatism.jpg

It's really not quite so simple as ban neonics = all bees are happy, and you shouldn't pretend it is.

Bee deaths (as well as the relatively not-well-understood colony collapse disorder) have been increasing, but there's no direct, singular causal link to neonic seed coatings. There's enough science out there now to make a sensible case that the precautionary principle should apply here, which is what the EU has done. However, the real problem is a cocktail combination of lack of habitats such as hedgerows etc, lack of year-round feeding as there are less field flowers in the countryside due to more efficient/intensive agriculture, more seasonal variations due to climate change (especially winter) as well as crop protection chemicals. You can't just say everything is magically better because you attacked one element. It's just that everybody already hates pesticides, so many politicians find it easiest (and cheapest) to point the blame there, rather than addressing the structurally difficult matter of how you design a countryside that supports production (and farmers' incomes), the environment, as well as keeps some of the social structures around.

Besides, the current alternative to neonics is the Pyrethroid class of insecticides which needs more applications as well as open field spraying to create the same protective effects for crops. It's not as if that is necessarily better for the environment as a whole.

Gove is definitely wrong is seeking to overthrow the EU ban and reinstating the use of neonics after the ban has lapsed, but there's a whole world of interlocking mechanisms that people need to take into account before they just go PESTICIDES BAD.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
Imo part of the reason Corbyn won over the youth is that he's the first politician in a while who seems to understand the difference between an 18 year old and a 14 year old

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

' As any parent knows, the one sure way of further alienating a grumpy teenager is to take to the dance floor.'

Everybody under the age of 50 voted on balance for Labour. :shobon: They really don't have a clue, do they.

Also TIL learnincurve is in fact a bee possibly explaining her bad opinions on matters involving humans

feedmegin fucked around with this message at 09:42 on Jun 22, 2017

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Gum posted:

Imo part of the reason Corbyn won over the youth is that he's the first politician in a while who seems to understand the difference between an 18 year old and a 14 year old
What's Cyril Smith's personal life got to do with this?

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Gorn Myson posted:

The most damning thing you can take away from TTOI on a re-watch is that the public barely feature in it. The entire show is about pointless politicians being bullied for not dancing properly in front of the press because they don't know how to properly sell their poo poo policies. No one accomplishes anything meaningful in TTOI.

what about the "have you ever had to clean up your own mother's piss" woman?

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Gum posted:

Imo part of the reason Corbyn won over the youth is that he's the first politician in a while who seems to understand the difference between an 18 year old and a 14 year old
"Ten years?" - D. Abbz.

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