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Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

GobiasIndustries posted:

late next week

There's going to be a CBO report too before then, right?

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lastgirl posted:

Eric and Donnie Jr. : I'm a republican, i love it

*shoots elephants and cuts their tails*

love it

idk if killing elephants is as bad as killing people or if its worse

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

fits my needs posted:

the few, the proud, the marines

best to test the reliability of Ospreys due to their enhanced shock absorbing ability

The Osprey- a tilt rotor craft so great it cannot fly in dry dusty conditions

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Brother Friendship posted:

*is the part of the piss tape where Russian prostitutes piss on Obama's bed and trump gives two thumbs up*

the camera zooms in on the piss stream, and then it zooms on trump's face doing a duck face with the thumbs up like an amateur porno where the cameraman doesnt know how to use his technical compositions correctly so they're allover the place

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!


*immediately gets up after picture is taken and starts laughing*

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Hahaha just like a bunch of libcucks to worry about Grandpa and Grandma dying in poverty haha. God will sort them out.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



ArmZ posted:

this is a metaphor. or a simile. i always get those mixed up.

http://i.imgur.com/aq86MwW.gifv

a simile is like a metaphor

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Bruteman posted:

There's going to be a CBO report too before then, right?

yep it's a requirement in the Senate, not that it matters too much in this case

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

punchymcpunch posted:

a simile is like a metaphor

an elephant is like totally awesome

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



UFOTofuTacoCat posted:



*immediately gets up after picture is taken and starts laughing*

That's absolutely just a list of talking points about the bill with nothing of substance other than trillion dollar tax cut for the 1%.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Sexual Lorax posted:

gee whillikers i wonder if these three senators just happen to come from purple districts and got permission from their party handlers to put up a big show of hemming and hawing over killing their constituents en masse before voting yes on it

Very possible they come from states with Medicaid expansion and realize they are extra hosed if they vote yes

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

ScrubLeague posted:

Boy last night's daily show was a real motherfucker

http://www.thedailybeast.com/it-broke-me-the-daily-show-host-trevor-noahs-emotional-reaction-to-philando-castile-dashcam-video

Yeah it's worth seeing.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

GobiasIndustries posted:

yep it's a requirement in the Senate, not that it matters too much in this case
it's not going to matter either because it'll say it kills 36 million people this time and the party will vote lockstep save for 1 token abstention

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Can they get a CBO score that fast? Last time it took weeks.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

fits my needs posted:

Hahaha just like a bunch of libcucks to worry about Grandpa and Grandma dying in poverty haha. God will sort them out.

They voted R, so gently caress 'em

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


ArmZ posted:

this is a metaphor. or a simile. i always get those mixed up.

http://i.imgur.com/aq86MwW.gifv

this is just like when you herd bandits in mount and blade

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

This is not my beautiful Republican party

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Deadulus posted:

Can they get a CBO score that fast? Last time it took weeks.

Does anyone care about the CBO score besides talking heads, wonks and journos?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



:smugdon:

https://twitter.com/esquire/status/877914084640923648

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





GobiasIndustries posted:

yep it's a requirement in the Senate, not that it matters too much in this case

CBO is barely going to have time to get it out before the vote also, thanks to intentional fuckery designed specifically to stop millions of Americans from going "Wait, the CBO says we have to kill Grandma and Grandpa to stay alive under the new healthcare law" and freaking the gently caress out.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



DJT *points elephant gun at elephant* heads i win...... TAILS YOU LOSE
ET wow nice one donny
DJT shut up eric! dont use my real name!!!
ET duhhhh sorry Cool Breeze

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Is this the president?

The republican notion of a president, yes.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
this looks like a fun party
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/877914566520258562

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

fits my needs posted:

Does anyone care about the CBO score besides talking heads, wonks and journos?

Well they need it to pass the bill by reconciliation. I am wondering if they can actually get the CBO score before the Senate recess.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
About those 3 Senators...
https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/877918244056813568

Serf
May 5, 2011


i love how we're all accelerationists now, whether we like it or not

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

idk if killing elephants is as bad as killing people or if its worse

its worse, its for sport like wtf

its wasteful and senseless

they have ranges in africa where they just starve the animal and sedate them and tie them to a chain so that when a hunter can "walk in on them" and go whooooaaaa, this magnificent beast, hes a beaut, it'll test my manliness with this ol thing being tied to a chain and is stationary and isnt hunting me and then they shoot them in the face and claim superiority.

It's a loving smoothbrained compulsion because you're high on perceived power. It's pathetic.

Eric and Donnie need to be dropped in the middle of a real jungle and see how it goes when a pack of hungry lionesses stalk them as they slowly starve and dehydrate as they can't find their way out, same game ruleset, its just your turn now :shrug:

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

good, gooooooooooood, excellent

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Intel&Sebastian posted:

This is not my beautiful Republican party



gently caress it gonna repost this cos the original got memory holed





and you may find yourself living in a florida swamp hotel
and you may find yourself jetlagged and unable to tweet
and you may find yourself pretending to toot the horn of a large automobile
and you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with your son in law's beautiful wife
and you may ask yourself: well... how did i get here?

letting the days go by
yellow water hold me down
letting the days go by
sewage flowing through the pipes
can obummer see me?
unplug my microwave
once in a lifetime
how do i turn on the lights in here

and you may ask yourself
why is healthcare so complicated?
and you may ask yourself
can i go golfing this weekend?
and you may tell yourself
this is not my gaudy house
and you may tell yourself
this is not my beautiful wife

letting the days go by
yellow water hold me down
letting the days go by
sewage flowing through the pipes
can obummer see me?
unplug my microwave
once in a lifetime
how do i turn on the lights in here

wrong bing bong so simple...
wrong bing bong so simple...
wrong bing bong so simple...
wrong bing bong so simple...
wrong bing bong so simple...
wrong bing bong so simple...

pisstapes recording... and pisstapes rerecording
the prostitutes are at the bottom of the ocean
hide the evidence, bury the evidence at the bottom of the ocean
please erase the tapes at the bottom of the ocean

letting the days go by
yellow water hold me down
letting the days go by
sewage flowing through the pipes
can obummer see me?
slick willy tricked me
ive never been so unhappy
they store all my poop in tupperware


and you may ask yourself:
what is that light in the window?
and you may ask yourself:
can i just resign?
and you may ask yourself:
why is this all so complicated
and you may say to yourself:
my god! i dont know what im doing!


letting the days go by
yellow water hold me down
letting the days go by
sewage flowing through the pipes
can obummer see me?
unplug my microwave
once in a lifetime
how do i turn on the lights in here



Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Serf posted:

i love how we're all accelerationists now, whether we like it or not

When do we reach terminal velocity?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
So is this bill gonna pass?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/MattLaslo/status/877905179135365120

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

ArmZ posted:

this is a metaphor. or a simile. i always get those mixed up.

http://i.imgur.com/aq86MwW.gifv

wait no i figured it out this time

its a S M I L E :)

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
senate will just extend the session before recess if the CBO isn't out next week. bing bing so simple

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

punchymcpunch posted:

gently caress it gonna repost this cos the original got memory holed





and you may find yourself living in a florida swamp hotel
and you may find yourself jetlagged and unable to tweet
and you may find yourself pretending to toot the horn of a large automobile
and you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with your son in law's beautiful wife
and you may ask yourself: well... how did i get here?

letting the days go by
yellow water hold me down
letting the days go by
sewage flowing through the pipes
can obummer see me?
unplug my microwave
once in a lifetime
how do i turn on the lights in here

and you may ask yourself
why is healthcare so complicated?
and you may ask yourself
can i go golfing this weekend?
and you may tell yourself
this is not my gaudy house
and you may tell yourself
this is not my beautiful wife

letting the days go by
yellow water hold me down
letting the days go by
sewage flowing through the pipes
can obummer see me?
unplug my microwave
once in a lifetime
how do i turn on the lights in here

wrong bing bong so simple...
wrong bing bong so simple...
wrong bing bong so simple...
wrong bing bong so simple...
wrong bing bong so simple...
wrong bing bong so simple...

pisstapes recording... and pisstapes rerecording
the prostitutes are at the bottom of the ocean
hide the evidence, bury the evidence at the bottom of the ocean
please erase the tapes at the bottom of the ocean

letting the days go by
yellow water hold me down
letting the days go by
sewage flowing through the pipes
can obummer see me?
slick willy tricked me
ive never been so unhappy
they store all my poop in tupperware


and you may ask yourself:
what is that light in the window?
and you may ask yourself:
can i just resign?
and you may ask yourself:
why is this all so complicated
and you may say to yourself:
my god! i dont know what im doing!


letting the days go by
yellow water hold me down
letting the days go by
sewage flowing through the pipes
can obummer see me?
unplug my microwave
once in a lifetime
how do i turn on the lights in here





I'm glad of it.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Burt Sexual posted:

So is this bill gonna pass?

without question

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Who's ready for fun in North Korea

The Guardian posted:

South Korea has proposed that North Korea host some of the skiing events at next year’s Winter Olympics, in a move it hopes will ease cross-border political tensions.

The South Korean sports minister, Do Jong-hwan, has also suggested forming an inter-Korean women’s ice hockey team to compete at the Games, which open in February in the South Korean town of Pyeongchang.

Do cited North Korea’s “top-class” Masikryong ski resort as a potential venue and said he would discuss co-hosting with Jang Woong, North Korea’s delegate to the International Olympic Committee (IOC), according to South Korean media.

His overture reflects a desire by South Korea’s new president, Moon Jae-in, for cautious engagement with Pyongyang, despite anger over the its recent missile launches and the death this week of the US university student Otto Warmbier after nearly 17 months in a North Korean prison.

Moon suggested earlier this month that the two countries lead a north-east Asian bid to host the 2030 World Cup.

North Korean involvement in the tournament would require huge investment in infrastructure, but Moon said: “If the neighbouring countries in north-east Asia, including North and South Korea, can host the World Cup together, it would help to create peace.”

Do will raise the idea of moving some of the skiing events north of the border when he meets the International Olympic Committee president, Thomas Bach, later this month, South Korean media said.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

because Obama didn't write it

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Serf
May 5, 2011


Iron Crowned posted:

When do we reach terminal velocity?

gently caress, i dunno

maybe when millions of people are dead from preventable causes/natural disasters/rising waters/military adventurism?

starvation might do it

americans are p lazy and fat, so i reckon we'll take a lot of poo poo, too much for it to matter

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