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La Brea Carpet posted:"Asset management" per the comments. Given the fact that he talked about the math background of one I'm guessing they're moving rich people money around on really fancy spreadsheets. I'm guessing they look at pictures of forclosed homes and make sure contractors do their job. That's what my girlfriend does and it's called asset management. edit: page 1337
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 16:48 |
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# ? Jun 12, 2024 04:01 |
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I unironically hope Hellen bankrupts him single handedly before quitting.
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 16:52 |
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Reason for termination: didn't manage her assets
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 16:56 |
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Pebergehund posted:Reason for termination: didn't manage her assets actually she grew her assets too much, something i didn't think was possible in finance
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 17:03 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:actually she grew her assets too much, something i didn't think was possible in finance Unsustainable growth
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 17:08 |
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Inflation destroyed her assets
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 17:13 |
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Classic pump and dump scheme, but after pumping out the baby she didn't dump all of the weight, so no vacation and no steak knives.
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 17:34 |
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Guillotine his dick off.
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 17:36 |
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My gf [23F] is raging after I [27M] said I won't quit my job to travel for a month.quote:I have been seeing this girl for about a year. She can be very sweet but im coming to realize she has serious anger issues. She is like a literal Harvey Dent. quote:Date. A. loving. Adult.
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 17:40 |
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Dude, you cant just deny a woman her Kokoro Wish.
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 17:42 |
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Congrats to that dude on being recently single but I dunno why he had to share all that other information.
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 17:45 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:The Bullshit Knife is best because it offers 3+d6 damage against screeching harpies.
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 17:48 |
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I like how he seems to be baffled that people think he fired her because her looks when that is all he talked about in his thing.
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 17:53 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:I [35 M] fired my employee [28 F] for a messed up reason and her SO [29 F] is being weird about it I really, really hope Hellen and Adell sue the gently caress out of this garbage assclown and bankrupt him and his lovely rear end company into the ground.
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 17:57 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:I like how he seems to be baffled that people think he fired her because her looks when that is all he talked about in his thing. That wasn't the stated reason tho which is all that matters legally and therefore at all is likely his line of thinking
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 17:58 |
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Blue Train posted:That wasn't the stated reason tho which is all that matters legally and therefore at all is likely his line of thinking Yeah but what is weird is he didn't mention that in his original stuff at all. Maybe he realized he hosed up by implying like he did,
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 18:00 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:I like how he seems to be baffled that people think he fired her because her looks when that is all he talked about in his thing. He says in the comments he listed mistakes, but not what those mistakes were. I think he'll find that if you never write someone up and suddenly fire them for "mistakes" after returning from maternity leave you'll have a bad time...
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 18:00 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:He says in the comments he listed mistakes, but not what those mistakes were.
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 18:02 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:My gf [23F] is raging after I [27M] said I won't quit my job to travel for a month. "Hey guys, this house is on fire, and I can't put it out. What are some strategies for staying inside this house?"
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 18:04 |
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Haifisch posted:Ah, the "judges are robots with no ability to read between the lines" idiot law tactic. Hopefully Hellen is just busy looking for a new job before Adell sues the gently caress out of him. You dont have to hope, there is no universe where you suddenly start wearing nice clothes a lot, putting on makeup, and being nervous when your boss asks how you are spending your time that isnt "Im job hunting"
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 18:04 |
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blarzgh posted:"Hey guys, this house is on fire, and I can't put it out. What are some strategies for staying inside this house?" This one had a good outcome: quote:Redditor 1
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 18:09 |
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Just think, some day that asset manager will have to work with women over 35...or even...I shudder to say it, over 40.
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 18:25 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:My gf [23F] is raging after I [27M] said I won't quit my job to travel for a month. Help, my verbally abusive girlfriend is angry I won't quit my job and pay for a 2 month long European vacation for her, what do? Because, you know, she has no job, so how is she going to pay for anything?
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 18:27 |
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MF_James posted:Help, my verbally abusive girlfriend is angry I won't quit my job and pay for a 2 month long European vacation for her, what do? Oh don't worry, she had 6k of student loans left over that she was going to use. So, you know, responsible.
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 18:28 |
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blarzgh posted:"Hey guys, this house is on fire, and I can't put it out. What are some strategies for staying inside this house?" To all the people telling me to leave the house: you are not helping, it's a great house! (Apart from the fire) I'm not gonna just leave it. To the two people who were actually giving helpful advice: thank you, I will definitely try that!
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 18:29 |
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Universe Master posted:Just think, some day that asset manager will have to work with women over 35...or even...I shudder to say it, over 40. I wouldn't doubt if he has a plan to phase them out and replace them one at a time.
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 18:29 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:sounds like you can't relate to this dude being unhappy then This guy is passing up the ultimate opportunity.
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 18:30 |
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My [52M] son [21M] flunked out of college and has known for 5mo but lied about it until today. Help figuring out what to do?quote:Today, my son called me to let me know he flunked out of school--he learned about this early January, but kept it hidden from me and my wife [50f] for the entire duration since finding out. Background below. redditor posted:OP: "my son wont act like an adult, we are going to fix this by wrapping him in the parental cocoon!"
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 19:36 |
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Universe Master posted:Just think, some day that asset manager will have to work with women over 35...or even...I shudder to say it, over 40. Don't be ridiculous. "I keep getting older, but the age of the women I hire stays the same! What a wonderful world..."
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 19:43 |
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Haifisch posted:My [52M] son [21M] flunked out of college and has known for 5mo but lied about it until today. Help figuring out what to do? Please tell me this kid is a goon.
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 19:45 |
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CrimsonSaber posted:Please tell me this kid is a goon. if he's not now, he will be after his parents turn him into a house elf
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 20:09 |
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I think the guy who fired his employee is a fake. Not because the situation is unlikely, but because what he seems to want to gain from the post is so nebulous.
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 20:21 |
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new phone who dis posted:I think the guy who fired his employee is a fake. Not because the situation is unlikely, but because what he seems to want to gain from the post is so nebulous. I think he wants to patch the relationship between him and the one girl so he can gently caress her at a later date.
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 20:39 |
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Haifisch posted:My [52M] son [21M] flunked out of college and has known for 5mo but lied about it until today. Help figuring out what to do? More like keeping the shithead accountable. If he spends a semester doing poo poo-all he obviously needs at least some degree of oversight. Maybe get him therapy as there's a chance he's depressed. And if he is, I still support oversight as it can help when someone has expectations of you. Sometimes not, but for me it did.
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 20:48 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:More like keeping the shithead accountable. If he spends a semester doing poo poo-all he obviously needs at least some degree of oversight. Maybe get him therapy as there's a chance he's depressed. And if he is, I still support oversight as it can help when someone has expectations of you. Sometimes not, but for me it did. Yeah, I don't get the pushback here. The kid lied to them for a semester and took their support under false pretenses; it makes sense that if he wanted their continued support then we would have to completely rebuild their trust. I guess I'm assuming those conditions come with the alternative of supporting himself, which he's free to do.
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 21:27 |
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I’m [29F] receiving increasingly cringy messages from a distant friend [30s?M].quote:Let’s call him Eustace. Eustace and I were never super close friends, but we would hang out in a group whenever he visited my old roommate and it was always fun. He moved for work a while back and I think he might be lonely, maybe even depressed. He’s always been a bit peculiar, but I never got a weird creepy vibe from him until recently. The messages started out with him reminiscing about hanging out with our friend group and transitioned to him complaining about his issues with dating in the area where he lives now. Then he singled out me and my best friend Mabel [29F] and insisted there are no women like us where he lives and that none of them wear sundresses (?). The reason I’m here is that last night he sent me the following over facebook messenger:
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 21:55 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:I’m [29F] receiving increasingly cringy messages from a distant friend [30s?M]. There was a whole subreddit devoted to pictures of the sun shining through a sun dress to show the woman's figure and I figure his fetish is related. either way he wants to beat off to those pics
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 21:59 |
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Blue Train posted:There was a whole subreddit devoted to pictures of the sun shining through a sun dress to show the woman's figure and I figure his fetish is related. either way he wants to beat off to those pics Wasnt that because it made it easier to use photoshop to create convincing nudes of the person? Like some kind of extremely pervy version of that scene in movies where everyone is shouting zoom! Enhance!
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:01 |
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My [32/F] friend [33/F] offered to euthanise mequote:I have a progressive neurological disease but the doctors don't know exactly how it will look like down the road since it's very rare. From the outside it would be hard to even known that I'm sick, it would take a keen eye to notice any disability.
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:02 |
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Haifisch posted:My [32/F] friend [33/F] offered to euthanise me Oh, hey its that girl my friend went on a date with once who became an emt "so I can watch people die"
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